Chapter 31: The "Green Channel"
Fei Ye couldn't talk about her, so he had to reluctantly accept her arrangement.
However, Mr. Ying's disguise technique is really good, he looked in the mirror himself, and couldn't help but wonder who this person was? How can others see through it?
It's just that there is a shortcoming, every time he says a word, he should burst into laughter, because he looks like an old lady Fei Ye, but he still uses his own voice, which is too contrasting and cute, too funny.
Jean Feiye frowned and looked at her: "I don't have a problem with you dressing me up as a grandmother, but this voice? "Don't you want him to pretend to be dumb?
Ying Ru took a silver needle and pricked it in his throat, and then said, "You try to speak again?" ”
Fei Ye coughed twice, but found that his voice instantly turned into a kind old woman, looking at Ying Ruis with admiration and amazement.
She pricked herself again, touched her beard, and the old man's voice said, "How is it?" Is there no flaw now? ”
The old woman in front of her frowned, as if she was looking at her own old man, with resentful eyes.
Next, they began to pack their bags and prepare to leave as soon as dawn came.
……
The next day, the sky was overcast, and dark clouds obscured the bright April sky.
It is as if on the Lingjiang wharf, the mood of the officers and soldiers, holding stacks of portraits in their hands, inspecting the passengers who are crossing the ferry and want to take the boat.
There are several times more manpower than usual.
An officer and soldier complained: "I don't know which thief is hiding the courage of the sky, and he dares to assassinate Lord Zhizhou, and let all the fugitives go!" I'm on vacation, and I've been sent back to do this drudgery! ”
Another officer and soldier said: "Don't complain, if it weren't for the fact that the brothers in the house were calculated by the thieves, they haven't woken up yet, and there are not enough people." Do you need to transfer people to support? And he added, "We are so easy that we are checking the people at the ferry, and some of the brothers are running all over the streets." ”
Thinking about it, he still sighed and said: "But these hundreds of portraits, everyone looks at them one by one, and their eyes are not blind, but they are all face blind." ”
Then he looked at the people who had been searched by them for a quarter of an hour and were sweating in a hurry, looking like fugitives everywhere and not everywhere.
"What are you anxious about? Why do you sweat so much? Is it a lack of heart? Say, are you the prisoner who escaped last night! Li Yan asked.
The man wiped his sweat with a handkerchief and said, "I'll go to the swamp country to get some silk, and the official wants to check if you can hurry up?" My ship is leaving! ”
“……”
On the street, due to the strict investigation by the officers and soldiers, there are many fewer passers-by, so they should swagger out of each other as they do not swagger out at night, and play the line with full play: "Old woman, be careful, don't step on the stone and slip your foot." ”
Fei Ye glared at her.
The few roadside people left, as well as those looking out of the store to join in the fun, all set their eyes on the two old men walking in the middle of the road.
"This old woman is so big? More than half a foot taller than the old man next to him! How does it look? ”
"You don't see much of this, you must be from the swamp country at first glance, the people of the swamp country are like this, women are stronger than men!"
"I've seen a lot of people from the Marsh Country in Yizhou, but they are all men who are merchants, and they are indeed thinner than the men in our Qinguo, and it is the first time I have seen them over there......" glanced at Feiye, and then swallowed his saliva, "Woman." "An old woman, also a woman.
Fei Ye was stared at by these chaotic eyes. And whispered to Ying Ru, who had such a bad idea next to him, and said: "Didn't you say that pretending to be like this is the least noticeable?" But so many people are looking at us......"
Ying also said in a low voice: "That's because they don't know." What I said about not attracting attention is not to provoke the suspicion of officers and soldiers, as for whether these people pay attention or not, they will not die if they are looked at twice? ”
“……”
Fei Ye had nothing to say, and Ying Ru was holding each other, walking slowly with a staggering smile, but was stopped by someone: "Wait! ”
Several officers and soldiers, with stacks of paper in their hands, stopped in front of them, looked at their faces, and then bowed their heads to correspond to the portraits in their hands.
At first, this "wait a minute" made Ying Ru feel a sigh in his heart, seeing what they were doing, although he had a guess in his heart, he still pretended to cough weakly twice, and then asked, "Official, what happened?" Is there a lost man in this city? Looking at the stacked portraits in their hands, "Are you looking for someone?" ”
The officers and soldiers saw that she was an old man, and they also said kindly: "It is true that I have lost someone, but what I have lost is the prisoner in the prison of the Zhizhou Mansion." ”
"Oh." She answered.
Sure enough, just as she thought, the prefect of the prefecture was robbed, even if the people in the mansion were all knocked down, the officers and soldiers who went out on night patrol would come back to find out about the matter, and inform the other lords in the mansion to immediately send people to chase them.
The efficiency of this government is quite high.
Although it is difficult to catch those who rob prisons, those who escape from prison cannot give up and not be arrested.
It's just that these officers and soldiers have suffered.
Then an officer and soldier said: "Among the prisoners we arrested, there are no such old ones, so don't look at them one by one, your eyes hurt." ”
Another officer and soldier said: "But these two old men are too eccentric, and the old woman is so much stronger than the old man?" Then he looked at Fei Ye, and felt that there was a fierce and vicious prisoner hidden inside.
At first, the officers and soldiers who answered the question said: "I don't know, don't shout, this is a swamp countryman, I have seen a swamp country, they all look like this." After that, he also squeezed his eyes and agreed with the previous officers and soldiers: "Forget it, let them go." ”
Then Ying said to the officers and soldiers with Fei Ye: "The official is hard. ”
He left with a smile.
And after leaving, Ying should whisper to Fei Ye: "How is it?" I'm not wrong, right? ”
Fei Ye glanced at her and continued to walk towards the ferry without saying a word.
When I arrived at the ferry, I was frightened by the formation, and there were so many people in line!
And I saw the officers and soldiers, one by one, holding portraits in their hands, and they were able to catch up with the airport security check.
But they don't have advanced technology, they can scan the camera, and they have to distinguish it with the naked eye, which makes the speed very slow.
By the time they get up, it's going to be dark. Is the boat still open?
Equally anxious, there are also people lined up in front of them, and they are either rushing to the swamp country to transport goods, or to send the goods to the swamp country. There is no longer a moment to be delayed than they are.
I heard someone say: "Official, it's good, be accommodating, the family's business is really urgent!" ”
After the officers and soldiers looked at it, they looked around, secretly put away the silver, and then said: "It's not okay to let you go directly, but I can check you first." ”
The man was grateful: "Thank you, sir." ”
This bribery scene was all looked at by the sharp-eyed Ying Ru, and sure enough, money is a good thing, and money can make ghosts grind!
So he staggered over with Fei Ye, stuffed two ingots of silver to the official, and let the richest man become nothing overnight, it was really painful, but there was a way to make money, and then talk about it after passing this hurdle first.
The officers and soldiers snickered with the silver, but looked at them and asked, "These are all businessmen who are busy going to the Swamp Country to do business, and the two old men are going to the Swamp Country to do business, what are you doing in the Swamp Country?" ”
However, looking at the contrasting figures of these two people, as well as the guidance given by Ying Ru, he changed his words again, "It turned out to be from the swamp country." ”
But I was puzzled, "What are the two old men doing all this way to Qinguo?" Don't tell me you're here to do business, just like them. ”
Suspicious looked at these two people with unfavorable legs, Fei Ye glanced at Ying Ru, and Ying Ru said in a slow tone: "Of course not, we are here to travel." ”
Although the officers and soldiers had doubts, they had collected all the money, and the criminals they arrested were not as old as that, and it was impossible for the people of the Swamp Country. So he didn't even bother to paint the portrait right, and waved his hand: "Go over, go over." ”
It should be like this, first thanked the official, and then walked with Fei Ye on the "green channel" and boarded the boat smoothly!