After all, Miss Hu has studied in a professional technical school, and she has a very good set. The appearance is already a national color, and the technical level is quite high, the eyes can speak, the limbs can convey affection, and the fingers gently run over the inch of Zhu Jiadi's skin, every centimeter, slowly peeling off his clothes layer by layer.

Zhu Jiadi enjoyed this process incomparably, closed his eyes and panted urgently, with the swimming of the little bearded girl's fingers, Zhu Jiadi's whole body was itchy, his breathing became more and more rapid, and the corners of his mouth overflowed with a sly smile, such a maid is really the best in the world! Something in his body is restless, as if a volcano is about to erupt, and he is about to lose control, that is, he has condensed the bestial nature of **.

The clothes were finally completely peeled off from his body, Zhu Jiadi suddenly opened his eyes, stared at the little bearded girl, like a foraging tiger seeing a little sheep, opened his hand and pounced, "Come on, my little beauty!" ”

Miss Hu dodged sideways, hooked Zhu Jiadi's elbow socket with her hand, stretched out her foot and stumbled, Zhu Jiadi pounced in the air, and threw forward with both feet in the air. The little bearded girl hooked his elbow, turned around hard, adjusted the direction, and kicked Zhu Jiadi again, and Zhu Jiadi flew towards the window......

Today is the Heavenly Master Festival in Tianshi Town, the Dharma platform is set up, all the Heavenly Masters take turns to come to the stage, each showing their magical powers, and the downstairs of the inn is crowded with people, all looking up at the Heavenly Master on the platform. With a "bang", a window frame flew out. Ooh? Upstairs, who is so immoral and littering? All eyes were on, and above the fallen window frame, a man with no cover fell from the sky.

Zhu Jiadi just fell into the crowd. He is a mortal, unlike Xiaohu girl, who jumped from the upstairs as if he was walking on the ground, and Zhu Jiadi fell from the upstairs...... At that time, the floors were low, and no one could be killed, but I couldn't stand up. Zhu Jiadi lay on the ground and groaned in pain.

Originally, this group of people gathered on the street to see the Heavenly Master in the sky, but at this moment, they all looked down at the ground, gossiping, and coaxing:

"Yo! How did such a person come out? ”

"Shh......h Let me tell you, this, it must be a monster, the Heavenly Master's method, and he found it out. ”

"yes, yes, who goes out on the street without clothes? This one is definitely not a human, this is a youkai. ”

"Needless to say, didn't you see him fall from the sky? He was hiding, and the Heavenly Master didn't know what spell he cast, so he caught him and threw him down. ”

"Yes, yes, I think so, oh the Heavenly Master is so powerful!"

The Heavenly Master on the Dharma platform saw that there was chaos below, so he also came down from the Dharma platform. Colleagues asked, "You caught this naked one?" What kind of monster is this? Let him show his true form, and everyone will take a look. ”

The Heavenly Master, who had just come down from the Dharma platform, waved his hand, "What monster? This is clearly an ordinary person! I guess it's sleepwalking, I jumped out of the house, it's none of my business, don't lie to anyone. ”

Zhu Jiadi's house slave also heard about it, and there was one lying outside, completely naked. The house slaves all took a sip, "Okay, the world is going down, in broad daylight, which grandson is so skinless and faceless?" How did you do such a thing, huh...... is more hooligan than our son-in-law, and our son-in-law is so fond of playing hooligans, he can't do this! ”

A few house slaves left the inn and went to join in the fun. There were already several circles of people around here, and they were on the outskirts and could not be seen. These house slaves also usually follow Zhu Jia

First, the dog was arrogant, and he pushed away the crowd all the way in the past, straight from the outermost outer, to the innermost circle, and then he saw the naked lying on the ground, which was their son-in-law.

I was dumbfounded, and just now I said that there can't be anyone more hooligan than our son, it's not someone else, it's our son. Ho? Our son-in-law is really getting more and more slippery! A few house slaves also whispered a few words:

"It's a shame, isn't it...... Or let's pretend we don't know him, okay? Let's go, let's go back to the house and rest. ”

"What are you talking about? Eat and drink for nothing? Throw the young master here, this ...... Who pays for this house? ”

"Then let's take care of it, or we'll have to beg all the way home if we go back again."

After saying three or two sentences, several house slaves hurriedly took off their coats and wrapped Zhu Jiadi, and several people carried Zhu Jiadi and went to find Lang Zhong again. No matter how rogue Zhu Jiadi is, he is not shameless! In front of so many people, with this appearance, my face is lost, how can I go to play with the big girl and the little daughter-in-law? didn't have the face to say a word, let the house slave carry him away, others laughed constantly, Zhu Jia's face was desperate and speechless.

Lang Zhong is setting up a pretense, which is equivalent to the current billboard, which means "temporarily suspended", and is about to close, turning his head to see that it is still a familiar face, this group of people is here again. Last time, I covered my face, but this time I covered an important part.

A few house slaves shouted, "Doctor, doctor, stay!" Where are you going, this injury is not light, you have to take a look! ”

Hurt badly? I've seen how many dead people I've seen, I'm tired of seeing them for a long time, what's there to see? Lang Zhong said: "I heard that there are people lying on the street with a bare bottom, and they want to take a look." ”

The house slave put the person on the bed, "That's right, the one you said is the one we brought here, you see, you like to take a few looks." ”

Lang Zhong touched his white beard, and his eyes were full of question marks, "Uh...... Where did your son-in-law die? How do I think he'll be back for a third time. ”

The house slaves gave up their hands, "Ah, it's really a miracle doctor!" My son-in-law just met a girl...... "I told Lao Langzhong about the previous things, and probably told Lao Langzhong that it was true that since there was this little Hu girl by his side, the young master of our family began to die."

"Oh," Lao Langzhong nodded, and touched Zhu Jiadi's arm with his hand, "I see, Zhu Gongzi...... You have a 'color' word engraved on your forehead, and there is a knife on your head, and the old man advises you to cherish life and stay away from beauty, especially from that...... Little Hu girl. If you go to see her again, you will definitely come to see the old man again. ”

Zhu Jiadi muttered, "Got it, got it, oh! Ouch...... Show me, it hurts, it hurts when you move. ”

Lao Langzhong touched the bones and took the pulse, touched it here, asked if it hurt, rubbed it there, and asked if it hurt.

You should have seen this scene where the orthopedic surgeon touched the patient's body, asked a few words "does it hurt", and confirmed the part of the problem, such as the hand was broken, the doctor chatted with the patient to make the patient relax, and at the same time unconsciously pulled the patient's hand, pulled it hard, or pinched in which direction, "snapped", and the patient's hand was fine.

What techniques did Lao Lang use, we are not professional, and we don't understand it, but it's true

is dragging Zhu Jiadi's arms and thighs, "click" here, "snap" there, and Zhu Jiadi's skeleton is connected. Zhu Jiadi can walk on the ground again and reach out for the beauty.

Zhu Jiadi got out of bed, raised his leg and took the first step, thinking in his heart, no, I have to go back to find Miss Xiaohu! Tell me not to see her? No way! Okay, strip me naked and throw me on the street, I don't want to lose face, I can't just leave this matter at that!

It's spread all over the place, have you heard? A man fell naked from the sky and lay down in the street for a while. I thought it was the Heavenly Master who caught the monster, but I didn't expect it to be a person, he was a person! Haha, it is said that the eldest son of which family came, and a few family members were carried away. Ouch, these big girls and little daughters-in-law on our street are ashamed...... While covering his face and twisting his head, he peeked through his fingers.

If you say that he is poor, he can't afford to buy clothes, and if he walks on the street without his clothes, people will feel that he is pitiful; This is Brother Gongzi, and it fell from the sky, when you hear people say this, imagine this picture, you feel funny, and you can't help but want to ask, which brother Gongzi is so good at playing? Stripped naked and flew down from upstairs? Flying skills are not up to par, and you fall and lie on the ground for a while?

When a person sees it, he can spread the word about it, not to mention so many people watching at the scene! Now there is no one on the streets who does not know about this.

Zhu Jiadi came out of the old man and returned to the inn. Afraid of being recognized, he wanted to take a piece of charcoal to blacken his face, but his face had just been scalded by hot water, and small blisters had formed, and he was not allowed to rub charcoal on his face. I had to get a big straw hat, buckle it on my head, pull down the brim, and walk with my head buried.

How can this little trick be hidden from the eyes of the masses? The onlookers were enthusiastic, and they welcomed them, just like little fans saw their idols. Sign your name, take a photo, take a photo! Oh no, that's, there were no phones at that time.

Anyway, in this sense, this scene is as good as the scene when many fans surrounded idols. The onlookers surrounded Zhu Jiadi and walked, and this asked, "Does it hurt to fall?" The one asked, "Did you make a mistake and didn't succeed, and will you do it again later?" ”

Zhu Jiadi was ashamed and angry, his face was originally burned red, but now the face is even redder, it is so red that it can't be red anymore, it is so red that it turns black and purple. The four bodyguards opened the way, telling the fans to calm down and not squeeze in. opened a road, Zhu Jia buried his head in the first way, and didn't want to deal with these brainless fans around him at all.

Back at the inn, Zhu Jiadi arrived at the door of his house, stopped, and asked the house slave to go and get the plank, and nailed all the windows shut, Zhu Jiadi stepped into the house and sat down, calling the house slave, "Come, go, call Miss Xiaohu." ”

The house slaves didn't dare to move, "Young master, it's still ...... See Miss Hu? ”

"See, why not? Just go! ”

The house slaves turned around and left, making eye contact with each other, and several house slaves gathered together and muttered quietly, "Get ready, ten times, I have to carry our young master to find a doctor in a while." ”

The house slave left, and Zhu Jiadi sat here by himself and sighed. And the heart said, Ah...... Why is it so miserable? It shouldn't be, how can I say that I'm also a veteran of the love scene, and I can't handle a little girl today? Make me lose face, wait for Lao Tzu, I'll get it in a while, and when I'm done, I'll also take you as a sleek little girl...... Hey, throw it on the street!