Chapter 141: "Savages" on the streets
On this day, from morning to dusk, the fat man picked some fruit to satisfy his hunger, but he didn't care about it, he was not a savage after all, let him live alone in the barren mountains and old forests, wouldn't he die? But no one passed by on this day, and he could not borrow a garment to cover his body.
I really can't wait, the fat man wrapped a circle of rattan, jumped on the branches and leaves, made a simple little bib, coiled around his waist, barely covering the important parts, not a savage, but now this is the same as a savage.
The fat man wore this body of branches and leaves, broke out of the small house, and went out.
The sky is dim, whether it is dark or not, to be specific, someone is going to meet the fat man, it is not easy to see the important parts of the fat man, but you can still see at a glance that he is naked, and the lower body is surrounded by a circle of branches and leaves, which is such a light. The fat man is also ashamed, so he deliberately chose this time to go out.
In terms of the current hour, there are so many minutes of walking, you say that thirty minutes can be done, you can love as much as you want, anyway, after walking for such a short time, you will meet people.
Hearing the sound of horses' hooves, the fat man turned his head to see a carriage passing by. The speed of the car was very fast, but the car was driving forward from behind the fat man, that is, the fat man could still stop the carriage if he ran a few steps.
This is a good opportunity to stop the car, ask for a dress to wear, and you don't have to be so restrained when you walk, always worrying that the branches and leaves in the lower half circle will float up.
Without much thought, the fat man ran a few steps tightly with his crotch, covered his crotch with one hand, waved it with the other, and shouted at the coachman: "Brother Lao, stop, stop!" β
With a "whoop", the driver reined in and slowed down. When he arrived, the coachman shook his whip and asked, "What are you going to do?" β
Just look at this coachman, you know that this is a rich family. How? At first glance, this coachman is a practitioner, and in today's words, he is both a driver and a bodyguard. It's easy to hire a driver, it's easy to hire a driver, but it's expensive to get a driver to be happy to be a driver.
The fat man bowed respectfully, and said, "Look at me...... If nothing else, you will be rewarded with a thin coat to cover your body. β
The coachman turned around and reported to the car, "Young master, there is a wild man here, begging for a piece of clothing." You see......"
The fat man understood, it was the young master of the family sitting here. Whether or not to give this piece of clothing, you have to consult the young master first.
The curtain of the car opened a corner, and a jade-faced white face poked out, and he glanced at the fat man. The curtain was lowered again, and I listened to the conversation inside, "Hey, sister, this is a madman." β
Oh, it turns out that there are brother and sister in the car.
The fat man hurriedly explained, "Not crazy! My clothes were robbed! β
The young master in the car said: "You see, you see~ right?" My brother told you a long time ago that every madman will say that he is not a madman! Let's go, leave him alone! β
As the words fell, the coachman flicked his whip forward, and the hunting sounded, "Get out of the way, don't get in the way!" "This is the time to go.
These whips, if they are thrown on the body, will open the flesh, which is obviously a threat. But the fat man didn't want to let go of this good opportunity, gritted his teeth and straightened his legs, and continued to plead: "You do good deeds and accumulate virtue, and reward a thin coat!" β
It's really out of line, and the fat man has to gamble. How? Raise this matter to the level of accumulating virtue and doing good, it is possible, when people hear it, they are happy, oh, it should be regarded as accumulating virtue, and reward him with a piece; But maybe, people don't like to hear it, what, if I don't reward you, I'll lack morality, what's the matter? Beat him up!
I heard the voice of the young woman in the car say, "Brother, just give him one at will." Listening to him, he is a layman, not a madman and a savage. β
When my brother doesn't like to listen to it. Didn't the fat man say it~ Give such a piece of clothing, accumulate virtue and do good, and then listen to my sister say this, when my brother thinks: My sister also said that I should give him a piece casually, so to speak, I am really stingy, I lack virtue? ! I couldn't help but be annoyed and angry, and shouted: "Fight and go!" β
Listen to the tone of the person in the car, and then look at the driver's expression and movements, and then don't hide, but you will really be beaten! The fat man kicked two quick steps and flashed to the side. Because the range of movement was too large, it was cold below, and the fat man had to squat down with his head hanging down.
The sound of the horses' hooves faded away, and the fat man was very disappointed, and looked up at the carriage. Hey! There is a windfall! A piece of clothing floated down from the back of the carriage! I think it may have been secretly thrown down by the sister in the car.
How many gorgeous clothes are usually seen by the fat man, but now it is different, the fat man's eyes lit up, and he rushed towards the shadow of the clothes, and before the clothes landed, the fat man hugged it, held it like a treasure, and slowly pulled it out to see...... Tears almost came down, not happy, because it was a long dress!
The fat man sighed, hey, that's it, that's it, the girl is really a good girl, but it's a little naΓ―ve! threw down such a flower and bird red gauze skirt, this ...... How do I dress as a big man? It's really laughing and crying.
Besides, the size of the clothes of the thin girl does not match the size of the fat man! The fat man smacked his lips and looked left and right with his long skirt in his hand, trying to figure out how he could change this skirt into a pair of pants.
There are no cutting tools at hand, only knotted and buttoned on the skirt, knotted at the skirt, knotted at the cuffs, knotted at the neckline, and then folded up to wear a fork and buckle.
Let's go, with pants to wear, it's less obscene to walk, striding along the ruts. Sensei asked, the place where the eldest young master lives must be the second generation of the prosperous official and the second generation of the rich, how can he go back to the mansion compound, no matter how bad it is, even if the young master is out to play, he must live in a first-class inn. Follow the car marks, yes.
The carriage is long gone. Because it didn't rain, the rut wasn't deep. The sun goes down a little more, and it is not easy to see the car marks. The fat man quickened his pace. After walking a few more kilometers, it was completely dark. But just in time, the fat man was already able to see the lights.
There is a saying that "looking at the mountain and running a dead horse". That is, when we look up on weekdays, we can see a mountain everywhere, which seems to be not far from us, as if we can reach it by walking a few steps, but in fact, if we are tired of a horse, we may not be able to run to the foot of the mountain.
The fat man saw the light, but his legs were sore and sweating profusely, and he hadn't arrived yet. By the time he got closer, the lights went out.
The piece of light he saw was actually a "set".
Many people say that "set" is equivalent to the market, but this is a misunderstanding. There is a fundamental difference between the set and the current market. The market itself is composed of residential areas and tea shops and restaurants and all kinds of shops, eating, drinking, playing and sleeping, the functions are very complete, from the current point of view, the market should be equivalent to the commercial area.
The night market in the Song Dynasty was very lively, and it can basically be said that it created a precedent for eating supper. Generally speaking, twelve o'clock is the era of the third watch in the middle of the night, and people should go to sleep at ** o'clock, but the rich people of the Song Dynasty just went out at ** o'clock and went to the night market to eat, drink and have fun.
However, don't talk about it at that time, even in modern times, not every store is open 24 hours a day, and the trading is almost done, and everything is sold out.
It's time to close. When the fat man arrived at the market, most of the shops were turned off and closed.
At this time, the lights are still on, and there are no more than three types of liquor shops, green houses and gambling houses. It's our bars, casinos and regular little hair salons with pink lamps that don't cut their hair, you see, no matter whether hundreds or thousands of years have passed, we still play these things, and it is really easy to change human nature, and the hobby of eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling has never been interrupted in any dynasty.
When the fat man arrives here, everyone should close the door and go to sleep, and these few are left with the lights on. Gambling money or something, fat people can't either, it's good to go to the wine shop to drink a few bowls of wine and rest. But...... Scratch your pockets, no money! Not only did he have no money, he was wearing pants changed from this long skirt, and he didn't even have pockets!
I was completely panicked at this time, my legs were weak, and I sat down paralyzed along the wall, holding my hair and worrying about the most important point, which I ignored! Oh my God~ Penniless, why am I here?
I sniffed it, and oh, the strong wine in the house smelled good...... Spit on yourself and slap yourself. If it doesn't work, I'll ...... As before, eat and drink?
Hungry and thirsty, and so hungry and without money! What else can you do if you don't eat and drink? Don't worry, the fat man has experience in this matter, and this is how he came to life before he met Brother Jian.
The fat man shook his spirits, stood up, and patted ...... patted his belly, I wanted to tidy up my clothes, but I didn't wear clothes on my upper body at all!
The fat man muffled his nose with an "um". Love it, don't be cowardly, on!
Turn the corner, walk past the window, snort and smell it, it smells so good! After a few steps to the door, he stepped over the threshold and entered. Before he could speak, the shopkeeper blocked it.
Those who do business, everyone who comes is a guest, regardless of what the person looks like, when the person comes in, the store guy has to be politely entertained. But looking at the fat man like this, the shop guy racked his brains and couldn't think of it, where else could this fat man put money on?
At first glance, it's nothing!
The young man was also polite, smiling, stretched out his hand to block the fat man, and said, "This master, you forgive me for being clumsy!" Maybe it's because the dog is looking down on people, can you show me the ...... Is it? β
That what? Money! It's hard to say it directly, the young man gestured his fingers, which means to let the fat man show his money to take a look.
The fat man has been eating and drinking for a long time, can he not understand this?
At this point, he understood in his heart, and he still pretended to be confused, frowned, and said, "Ah~What do you say~?" I'll go in~take a look~" The fat man was meant to eat and drink, but he didn't have the money to buy wine, so he had to say so.
Right, I'll just go in and have a look, I didn't say I want to buy wine and meat, do you care if I have money or not? You businessmen, can't the guests go in and take a look?
The corner of the fat man's eyes swept away, and he had already locked on the target, and there was a table in the southeast corner, and it seemed that the guests were full of wine and food, and they were chatting. Just go to that table, say a few nice words to someone, and ask for a bowl of wine and a few pieces of meat to eat, it shouldn't be a problem!
Having made up his mind, the fat man took a step to the side, trying to avoid the shopkeeper and go inside.
Unexpectedly, the shopkeeper also followed and moved a step and blocked it again, "This master...... There are still customers here, so if you forget to bring your money, come back another day. β
The guy who receives customers at the door, there are so many people who come and go every day, what kind of person has he not seen? Saying these words to the fat man, that's at best, what I really want to express means: You dead fat man, don't think I don't know what you want to do, don't come in if you don't have money, if there are still guests, I would have been rude to you a long time ago! Acquaintances, hurry up! 2k reading web