Chapter 399: Indigestion
Fang Ning was dumbfounded and envious outside the Heavenly Gate, if he had this ability when he was in school......
Although you can't eat the official exam papers, you can write the questions on the draft and eat them, as for whether you will be suspected of cheating, you can eat some drafts to relieve stress? There are many quirks to go.
Then he smiled dumbly, he had nearly 10,000 strong souls in the Longwei Divine Prison......
This still needs to understand the Shenma topic?
But there's a problem......
He thought about it, and this time it reminded himself.
So he came out of the system Internet café and walked quickly towards the Dragon Prison.
Seeing this, Uncle System wondered: "Big Rich, what are you doing there?" ”
Fang Ning said seriously: "I found that we need to strengthen the education of those sinful spirits, not just let them move bricks and gold, these repetitive and low-intelligence labor is not conducive to the improvement of their productivity." ”
"I don't understand." Uncle System wondered.
"Hehe, don't you always read my words now? Why can't you do it this time? Sure enough, as soon as the professional problem comes out, your scumbag will be revealed. Fang Ning took the opportunity to strike at the uncle, and then slipped into the small wooden door of the Dragon Prison.
"I don't know what you're trying to do, but my gut tells me you're trying to be lazy again......"
System prompt: (The system recognizes the host's words, and the intuition rises.) )
"Huh...... Uncle, your instincts are really okay. Fang Ning was speechless, so he could only "hehe" something.
At this time, Anderson had already greeted him.
"Your Excellency Warden, it's been a long time since you've been here to inspect work, and you've been busy lately, haven't you?" Anderson grabbed the horse.
It's been a long time since there's been a strong presence, which is not a good sign.
"Well, it's a bit busy right now, so I need more high-quality people." Fang Ning pretended to say.
"Yes, what Your Excellency said is very much, it is to strengthen their education. You just asked a question about pi reciting backwards, according to my follow-up statistical survey, more than one-third of the existing 9,753 sinful spirits think that they can recite it backwards, and they say that they have an excellent memory and no problems, which is incredible. Anderson immediately followed.
Fang Ning was very satisfied with Anderson's enlightenment, and affirmed at the moment: "Well, so in order to further deepen the transformation of these sinful spirits and improve their comprehensive quality, a big study activity will be carried out in the Dragon Prison in the future." You will have what you can find in the world, and let the sins learn it at their leisure. Regularly organize exams, there are credits, and the credits can be exchanged for pills and release time, I will generally talk about this, and you will arrange the specifics. ”
Anderson said again and again: "Your Excellency is indeed far-sighted, and you must not allow these sins to have leisure. Once they have free time, they have to think crankily, and they have to cause all kinds of incidents, so that they can live a full life. ”
"Very good, it happens to be the third layer of the Dragon Mystery Realm, the maze of luring the enemy, I think the construction is almost the same, you transfer some elite soldiers, outstanding performance in learning, go there on duty, play games, relax and relax, how to do it, you know."
"Yes, your subordinates must thoroughly implement your orders, teach them according to their aptitude, and strive to improve them." Anderson reassured.
He put his mind at ease again, and as long as he was still useful, he would never worry about his safety.
Not long after, the foremen represented by Ma Dechun, these guys who have more leisure, took the lead in holding all kinds of junior and senior high school textbooks, and even those who were given primary school textbooks, all of them wanted to cry without tears.
Originally, they could all become strong men and heroines on the dominant side, but now they have been reduced to being primary and secondary school students again......
Fang Ning left the Longwei Divine Prison satisfied, and the system master suddenly spoke, startling him.
"Sure enough, you have to be lazy again, this is for fear that you won't be able to find a ready-made answer to copy in the future, so prepare yourself in advance......"
"Look at what you said, can you call it copying the things of scholars? That's called borrowing, imitating, quoting ......" Fang Ning said cheekily.
"Hehe, copy is copy, you admit it, I can't ...... you like that" Uncle System said disdainfully.
Fang Ning shrugged his shoulders and continued to go online.
"Hey, there seems to be a situation over there for the big green worm." Uncle System suddenly reminded.
Fang Ning put it down and looked out through the perspective of the system.
I saw that the big green worm was rolling back and forth on the second step......
The green-skinned frog just looked at it for a long time, triumphant.
"It hurts me......"
"It hurts me, Da Qinglong...... Bug Daddy...... Daddy, Sister Luoxia, Second Sister Ziyu, help......"
The palm-sized green worm rolled around, screaming miserably, the listeners were moved, and the seeers wept......
"Let you eat indiscriminately, why do you think you can eat all the questions casually?" The green-skinned frog said angrily.
Fang Ning was worried at the moment, thought about it before and after, and suddenly said, "This guy must be indigestion!" ”
"Oh, I just heard it say that you need to understand the question, and that's true. It is estimated that the current affairs essay question of the 'round sky' is too difficult, and it is not something that can be solved by its new ability. Uncle System agreed.
"Yes, we have to save it." Fang Ning made a decision immediately.
"Well, it's to save it, I went back to the bottom of the sea to help it find the treasure with it, and I haven't asked it back yet, so I can't let it collapse halfway." Uncle said in a solemn tone.
"You're using this idiom so well." Fang Ning was speechless, and then racked his brains.
"Uncle, hurry up and make some medicine, get some stomach and appetite tablets, and give it a dose." Fang Ning came up with an idea.
"No, it should be eaten by some kind of causal law, if you can't understand the topic, you will have a stomachache, this kind of elixir, it's useless!" Uncle System shook his head.
"How's that to be?"
"I'll give it a little bit of acupoints to see, my martial arts realm is a legendary realm, one law leads to ten thousand laws, and I can also see the meridians of insects." Uncle System still thought of an idea.
"Alright, get over there." Fang Ning commanded.
At this time, the Ghost King Bodhisattva, the Ghost Elder, the Second Ghost Elder, Zhu Hongying and her followers all gathered outside the Heavenly Gate, watching nervously.
"I'll go in and save the insect head!" Zhu Hongying said urgently, she is a woman, and she loves this innocent and flawless green worm very much.
Now when I see the other party rolling in pain, I feel like my baby is in pain for a while
"Nope." The Ghost King Bodhisattva said solemnly.
"Bodhisattva, why is that?" Zhu Hongying asked questions while looking at the big green worm anxiously.
"You shouldn't be able to get past the first step." The Bodhisattva shook his head and sighed.
"Ugh." Zhu Hongying's face darkened.
The Bodhisattva is right, she also knows her own situation, and there is still an unsolved knot in her heart, why she was burned to death, this mystery, with the disappearance of the ghost seven, no one knows.
"How's that to be?"
The Ghost King Bodhisattva condensed and said, "Daqing, don't insist anymore, come back, two steps are enough." ”
He has a truly compassionate heart, and he will not force the big green worm to persist for the sake of the so-called great cause of the insect spirit clan.
The big green worm rolled in pain, and when he heard it, he rolled down the second step.
The green-skinned frog was kind enough and asked, "Do you want to quit?" ”
"Retreat, I'll ......retreat immediately," Worm Daqing said continuously.
The green-skinned frog waved his hand, and the big green worm flew out of the gate of heaven in a leisurely manner.
A handwriting flashed above the Heavenly Gate: "Worm Spirit Clan, enter one, nine remaining, progress 2." ”
"It's a pity." The onlookers shook their heads.
"Sure enough, there is no good shortcut to take, and when it comes to learning with real swords and guns, you still have to be hard."
"That's tiring, I don't want to move after a day of cultivation, and I still have to read books? Heaven is clearly difficult for us. ”
The big green worm rushed towards the Bodhisattva and said, "My stomach hurts, Worm Dad, hurry up and find a way for me." ”
At this time, Xia Kejia had already walked over, and the big green worm immediately changed objects, lay on his shoulder, and rolled around.
"My stomach is dying of pain, big green dragon, help me."
"I'll give you a temporary pain relief first." Xia Ke Jia, stretched out his hand a little, and a true qi burst out, hitting the joint of the third leg of the big green worm.
"Hey, okay, it doesn't hurt," Da Qingworm shook his body and said in surprise, "It's still Da Qinglong, you are amazing, what kind of kung fu is this?" ”
"Hehe, this is the method of intercepting the pulse. It's just a temporary pain relieve, and if you don't eradicate the roots, you will double the pain in three hours. Xia Kejia shook his head.
"Ah, it hurts even more? Then I'd better die again now, Worm Dad, you remember to resurrect me, this time you have to give me more legs. As he spoke, the big green worm was about to hit the gate of heaven with its head.
A True Qi appeared and stopped it.
"It's useless, you should be hurt by the laws of cause and effect, and if you don't digest and solve the problem, no matter what shell you are in, it will hurt into the bone marrow." Xia Kejia explained.
"That's right, Brother Long is right. Daqing, your new ability, though it is against the sky, is also very dangerous, and it has now manifested itself. The Ghost King Bodhisattva said heavily.
"So, what should I do? I don't want to go on with this pain, how else can I eat? The big blue whale just gave me an appetizing goodie, is that useless? The big green worm said with a sad face.
"What appetizer? Let me take a look," Xia Kejia's eyes lit up, "If it is an extraordinary thing, maybe I can use the secret method of the dragon clan to refine the relevant elixir for you to solve the problem." ”
A black thing was thrown from the silver jade ring on the big green leg.
Xia Kejia took it with one hand, looked at it, his eyes became brighter and brighter, and he nodded: "Sure enough, it is a strange treasure, which should be able to solve your problem." ”
The Ghost King Bodhisattva looked at it carefully, then shook his head and said, "The deity doesn't see what the mystery is, I wonder if Brother Long can explain a thing or two?" ”
"Hehe, you'll find out later." Xia Kejia smiled faintly, and then the black thing suddenly disappeared in his hand.
The big green worm hurriedly urged: "Then you have to hurry, in three hours, I will be in pain......"
"Don't worry, it won't take more than three hours, the deity has the dragon clan's secret method to speed up, just a moment." Xia Kejia said steadily.
"Then I'll be relieved." The big green worm touched his stomach and palpitated.