Chapter 102: A Car Accident
The fat man didn't run a few steps in the carriage, but he heard the sound of horses' hooves behind him, and turned his head to see that Zhu Jiadi was coming. More is better than less, there is no good fruit to eat in association with this kind of person, the fat man shook the whip vigorously, since there was this carriage, this is the first time that the fat man has urged the horse to hurry.
This horse is the best horse in the horse farm, a few whips down, the horse ran fast, the fat man heard the wind hunting, the object in front of him quickly retreated, and then turned his head to see, it had already opened the distance with the Zhu Jiadi behind, and at this speed ran a little longer, you can get rid of Zhu Jiadi.
As he ran, the horse screamed, bent its front legs, and fell to the ground. The carriage was moving at a rapid pace, and as soon as the horse fell, the cart overturned. said that it was too late, and the little Hu girl in the car felt the danger, and instantly had an instinctive reaction, hooked her arm to the side, hugged Xiao Xi, rolled over, got out of the carriage, and squatted on the ground.
What about the fat man...... Needless to say, he hadn't practiced, as soon as the car overturned, the fat man's face rushed to the ground, and he plunged directly into the soil, and half of his head was planted in it. The fat man was in front of the carriage, and when he fell down, his head was down and his feet were facing the sky, and the carriage turned over from behind him, and it was just buckled on the fat man's feet, just like hitting a nail with a hammer, and the fat man's head was nailed into the soil, and then the whole person was tightly buckled.
Miss Xiaohu was shocked and rubbed Xiao Xi's face, "Are you okay Xiao Xi, are you afraid?" "Miss Xiaohu is not afraid, she is a demon body, and it is okay to fall this time, mainly because she is afraid of breaking Xiaoxi.
"I'm not afraid, mother, you're awesome."
"It's a little funny," said the little Hu girl, triumphantly, "It's good that we hide quickly, you said that if you fall down and are crushed by the carriage, it will be miserable!" ”
Xiao Xi pointed to the overturned carriage, "Well, there's a miserable one there." ”
Miss Hu looked at it and was puzzled, "Where?" Nobody. "The light saw the chariot that had fallen to the ground.
"Mother...... Guess what, where did my dad go? ”
Miss Hu is still glad that she has successfully protected Xiao Xi with her quick movements, and she forgot about the fat man's stubble. Where else can you go? That's being crushed by the carriage! Xiao Xi asked, and Miss Xiao Hu suddenly realized, and hurriedly ran up, picked up the carriage and threw it aside, pulling the fat man out of the soil like a turnip.
The fat man felt that his head was buzzing, and his whole body was blindfolded, and he sat on the ground stupidly.
It is said that no matter how much you swing the whip to drive the horse, it will not knock the horse down, so the little bearded girl asked, "Brother, why did the horse fall?" ”
The fat man grinned "hehe" and smirked, "Huh? What do you say horse...... Falling? Hahaha, can horses still wrestle? It's too cola! Who, whose horse fell? ”
Xiao Xi poked Miss Xiaohu's shoulder, "Don't ask my mother, this person is already stupid." ”
As he spoke, Zhu Jiadi caught up from behind. Zhu Jiadi's second generation is rich, he sits in a two-horse carriage, that is, a two-horse carriage. The two maids were specially for Zhu Jiadi to hug left and right, so the two women and Zhu Jiadi sat in the car, the two house slaves drove the carriage, and the two house slaves rode horses to escort them. So Zhu Jiadi's team consisted of seven men and four horses, two of which were drawn by carriages.
Zhu Jiadi's team arrived in front of Miss Xiaohu, stopped, and Zhu Jiadi lifted the curtain and got out of the car and looked around
Look, leaning back and laughing, "Huh? Did your car overturn? Hahaha, the car overturned! ”
Zhu Jiadi sent someone to do something, causing the fat man and them to overturn the car, it is said that when Zhu Jiadi arrived here, he should pretend to be surprised, pretending not to know anything, "Ah, why did your car overturn?" Or, "Ahhh How could this happen? Zhu Jiadi didn't, he didn't pretend at all, he came over and saw that the car had overturned, he was happy and laughed.
Master, is Zhu Jiadi happy? It was the hands and feet he sent to move, and now he has seen the expected effect, of course he is happy! If he is happy in his heart, and his face is stiff, and the cat cries and the mouse is fake compassion, it will be easily noticed. This is the master, he should pretend to be pretending to be the reverse thinking that applies the opposite way, but he doesn't pretend, why pretend? Really happy, happy to laugh, really natural and happy laughter, no one will suspect that he is pretending to laugh!
If people are angry and say that Zhu Jiadi has no conscience, how can they gloat? Zhu Jiadi apologized, ah, I'm sorry, the first time I saw the overturned car, I couldn't hold back for a while.
Just laughed like this, even if this matter is over, no one will associate the overturned car with Zhu Jiadi. It's like when I step on a banana peel while walking on the road, fall all over my face with mud, then get up and wipe my face and ask, "Who threw the banana peel?" "Everyone laughed when they saw it, you are the only one here with a serious expression, then I think that you threw the banana peel, those who laughed, I will not doubt it.
The fat man may have hit his head, and he was stuck in the soil and lacked oxygen, his mind was not clear, and he forgot that he fell off the carriage, and thought it was someone else's carriage, and when he saw Zhu Jiadi laughing, the fat man also laughed, and he couldn't straighten his waist with a smile, "Hahaha, it's so funny, look at that carriage...... How did it turn out like that? Hahaha, laugh at me! ”
Zhu Jiadi put away his smile and was confused. This is an unexpected situation for Zhu Jiadi! This man is stupid, you can't count this point! Originally, Zhu Jiadi thought that the fat people fell very badly, and when they came over and saw that they didn't sympathize with them, they laughed at them, and they were inevitably scolded, so he could take this opportunity to apologize and compensate them, and it would be best to invite Miss Hu to sit together in his car.
Now there was a little accident and no one was angry! The fat man fell stupidly, and he was grinning stupidly all the time. Xiao Xi is a cheating daddy, and when he sees his father so stupid, he "giggles"; Miss Hu was not very happy in her heart, but she was infected by the laughter, thinking about the funny appearance of the fat man stuck in the soil just now, Miss Xiao Hu also laughed.
Zhu Jiadi was stunned, is there any one in this family who is normal? Is it such a joy to fall out of the car?!
Zhu Jiadi decided to start with the little child, walked in front of Xiao Xi, squatted down and kept the same height as Xiao Xi, "Little friend, your car has overturned, is it okay to take your uncle's car?" ”
Xiao Xi said: "I can't call the shots, you go and ask my mother." ”
It was exactly what Zhu Jiadi wanted, and he was happy to say one more word to Miss Xiaohu. Zhu Jiadi went to ask Miss Hu again.
Miss Xiaohu drew a scoop according to the gourd and said, "I can't call the shots, you go and ask my brother." ”
Zhu Jiadi sighed, turned to the fat man helplessly, and asked again.
The fat man smirked vigorously and pointed at Zhu Jiadi, "Sit."
What car? Look...... Hahaha, horses can turn their heels, how did this car turn over like that...... Hahaha...... Laugh! You're laughing! Isn't it funny? ”
Zhu Jiadi shook his head and smiled bitterly, hey, he was a good person yesterday, but he had a car accident, and he was stupid like this.
Xiao Xi said in a childish voice, raised a pitiful face, and asked weakly, "Uncle, can we take your car?" ”
"Yes!" Zhu Jiadi immediately agreed. I've been busy for so long, just for this.
"Let's go, Daddy...... Hey, Daddy! Don't laugh, let's go! Xiao Xi led the little bearded girl with his left hand and the fat man with his right hand, and got into Zhu Jiadi's carriage.
Zhu Jiadi's carriage is wide, and there is no problem for five or six people to sit in the carriage, but the fat man is relatively wide, and it is just right to seat four people. The fat man's family sat down, Xiao Xi sat in the middle, the little Hu girl on the left hand, and the fat man on the right. Zhu Jiadi looked at it and said in his heart, great, I can sit next to Miss Hu!
Staring at the empty seat next to Miss Xiaohu, Zhu Jiadi lifted his legs to get into the car, got into the car, and just stuck his head in, Xiao Xi said, "Who asked you to come up?" It's just a family sitting here. "Kicked Zhu Jiadi out.
Zhu Jiadi's foot slipped on the wheel, and the whole person fell off the carriage. The house slaves hurriedly gathered and helped Zhu Jiadi up. Zhu Jiadi walked to the car angrily, "Hey! This kid is unreasonable! This is my car, you won't let me ......" One foot in the car kicked out and kicked Zhu Jiadi in the face.
This time it was Xiao Hu who kicked it, which was stronger than Xiao Xi's strength, and she kicked her face crookedly, and Zhu Jiadi threw her nosebleed and leaned back. The house slaves were supported behind him, and they all shouted "Hey! Glaring at the little bearded girl, the sword was tense, and he just waited for Zhu Jia's first sentence to do it.
Zhu Jiadi, a child of a rich and noble family, who dared to hurt him like this? wiped his nosebleed, glared angrily, opened his eyes wide, and saw that it was Miss Xiaohu's foot who kicked him in the face, and Zhu Jiadi's expression softened at that time, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I won't get in the car." You can just sit as a family. Hehe, the child is so cute. ”
The house slaves on the side are stupid, and we are all ready to fight! This...... That's it? When did our son-in-law's temper change so well? Can I ...... too? Can you give him a kick in the face?
Zhu Jiadi's carriage was given to the fat man's family. Zhu Jiadi rode his own horse. If someone else gave him such a kick in the face, he didn't let people live at that time, and either killed them or buried them alive. was kicked by Miss Xiaohu, Zhu Jiadi didn't sit in the car yet, and rode away by himself, but he was smiling on the horse.
Miss Hu is a fairy-like existence in Zhu Jiadi's heart, just looking at her amazing face, Zhu Jiadi is reluctant to hurt half of her cold hair. Now that she has been kicked, she knows that the little fairy not only has a unique appearance, but also has a temperament that is even more different from ordinary people. Which maid is not low-brow and pleasing to the eye? Zhu Jiadi has also seen a lot of the daughters of everyone's big families, and they are all beautiful and knowledgeable. Only Miss Xiaohu took up his carriage and kicked him in the face, so arrogant and unreasonable, where has he ever seen it?
Ordinary woman Zhu Jiadi has long been tired of seeing it, so it has to be Miss Xiaohu who is unruly and moral, so he looks at it differently, wow, this is good! That's it, that's it! It's hard to find a second girl like this! I just lack such a savage girlfriend!