The next morning, before the tofu shop opened, the matchmaker arrived.

What the? You asked me if something strange happened in the house last night when the fat man bolted the door? Then who knows, everyone is bolted to the door, you can't see it, I can't see it, well, as for what these two people are doing in the house, then only the two parties will know.

Ma Er urged tightly, this matchmaker was entrusted by others, and she was really positive about adult things, and she got up early in the morning. That's what Miss Hu told Ma Er, and that's what Ma Er said to the matchmaker - cross the small bridge to the west, a big locust tree. The matchmaker had never heard of a girl in this place before, and she wondered, "Whose daughter is this, and what I don't know?" "When I came here, I saw that there was indeed a room under the big locust tree. It doesn't matter who she is, whether she knows her or not, she still has to do what she should do.

Two steps closer, he slammed the door a few times, but no one responded, and then knocked on the door. As soon as the door opened, a little shirtless fat man came out, sleepy-eyed, yawning, and saying, "Huh! You get up earlier than the sun, what's the matter with you, auntie? "I don't know either, the fat man said in his heart that he might be a frequent visitor to Xiaoyun Girl's place to eat tofu, so he said a few polite words.

Before coming, Ma Er told the matchmaker that Miss Xiaohu has no father or mother, and there is only one brother and sister-in-law in the family.

Needless to say, this must be the "brother" of the little bearded girl. The matchmaker's face was full of smiles, "Hi ~ Brother, if this is something else, I wouldn't dare to knock on the door so early, this is not ~ Happy events are not afraid of early, don't you say it." "If the fat man really has a sister, and he is in his own home, the matchmaker will come to the door and say this, the fat man will immediately understand what she means, but the fat man has no real sister, the fake sister is lost again, and now he is not at home, but in the house of the Xiaoyun girl, the matchmaker is here to say that he is coming, he can understand it!

What kind of nonsense is this talking about?! The fat man didn't wake up at all, and when he heard the matchmaker speak again, his head became even more dizzy. Dizziness also has to be stubble, people said, rushing so early in the morning is because there is a happy event. The fat man didn't understand, he didn't know how to answer, "haha" a few perfunctory sounds, and asked, "What kind of happy event are you talking about?" ”

The matchmaker made things clear in a few words. It means that you have a younger sister, Miss Xiaohu, who is not young, and it is time to get married, just now she and Ma Erqing are in love, only bitter father and mother died early, without the life of parents and matchmakers, they cannot officially marry, so they have to be the eldest brother as the father and the sister-in-law as the mother, and your brother and sister-in-law will decide this matter.

The fat man listened to it for a long time and understood that this was the matchmaker saying that the kiss was coming. I originally thought that I didn't have a sister, and this confused matchmaker was afraid that she was in the wrong place, and she could blow it away. As a result, as soon as the matchmaker mentioned "Miss Xiaohu", the fat man was stunned, and his heart was shocked, "If I want to say that I have a sister, it is this Xiaohu sister who picked up." Could it really be my little sister Hu? ”

If you don't understand, then let's talk about it clearly. The fat man shook his face and shouted, "How can this be true!" Before you married, you left the boudoir and went to someone else's house? Send me a message and ask my sister to come back right away. Regardless of whether this marriage is successful or not, she can't be so disobedient! ”

It is not a glorious thing for a girl to live in someone's house before she is married. If the name is not right, it will be criticized. Since the eldest brother is like a father, her father is gone, and the fat man, who is the elder brother, is the father, so he asked his daughter to go home quickly, negotiate the marriage, set the wedding date, and then marry in the scenery, which is a very reasonable request. Even if it was an unreasonable request, this matchmaker did not dare to refuse. When you are a matchmaker~ If you come to kiss, you must not offend people, otherwise this marriage will not be successful.

Seeing that the fat man was angry, the matchmaker found an excuse to leave, and hurriedly went back to report to Ma Er and Miss Xiaohu, and asked Miss Xiaohu to go home first, otherwise her brother would be angry, and the matter would be yellow.

Miss Hu is in a circle and tells me to go home? Where do I have a home, when will I have an extra home?

"Xiao Xi, Xiao Xi, they said they wanted me to go home, where is my home?"

"Mother~ I just said that you are usually confused...... Didn't I tell you that let's play the small drum there, cross the small bridge, to the west, a big locust tree, under the tree. ”

"Let's go, go home with my mother, and when I get home, I'll close the door and spank your little ass." Walk. ”

"If I don't go, my mother will beat me."

"Don't fight, don't fight, behave, go with your mother......"

"That'...... I still don't go. Mother, go back by yourself, that's your home, not mine, I won't go. ”

"You're getting worse and worse off kid. Mother, what should you do here by yourself? If you lose it again after a while, where will your mother find you? ”

This is a blind worry, this kid can endure it. After three or two talks, Xiao Xi didn't want to go, so Xiao Hu girl went to the bridge alone, crossed the bridge to the west, and looked for the big locust tree. I didn't dare to go in front of the house, and I didn't know whose house this was, and she hadn't been here, and she hadn't seen her before, so she bowed to people as soon as she entered, and recognized her brother and sister-in-law first?

Miss Xiaohu walked around the house, hesitated, peeked in a few times by the door, whether she wanted to enter or not, the curtain in the northeast corner of the house floated, someone was about to come out, Xiaohu was like a thief, hurriedly retracted, clinging to the door, hiding outside the door.

The footsteps of the people in the house got closer and closer, and when they reached the door, they paused, and a person stepped out. Miss Hu looked stupid at this familiar clumsy figure......

"Brother!" Miss Hu shouted excitedly.

"Ouch hey!" The fat man was startled, "You, you, you!" You're going to scare people to death! Where have you been these days? What are you hiding here? ”

"I have to ask you, where have you gone? Why are you here? ”

The fat man looked at Miss Xiaohu, and Miss Xiaohu also looked at the fat man, and both of them were quiet for a while, thinking about each other. After thinking about it for a while, the two of them were very rare, and they had a tacit understanding to go together.

The fat man said, "There was a matchmaker who came to kiss before, and it was you who was talking about?" ”

Miss Xiaohu also pointed at the fat man in disbelief, "She said that my brother told me to go home, and you are the 'brother'?" ”

The two of them look at me again, I look at you, grinning, they can't control it, and they instantly laugh forward and backward - how can there be such a coincidence!

The two laughed for a while, and the fat man said, "Huh? What about Xiao Xi? ”

At the same time, the little bearded girl said, "Huh? Didn't I say I had an older brother and a sister-in-law? What about sister-in-law? ”

The fat man invited Miss Hu into the house to sit. Miss Hu replied as she walked inside, "Xiao Xi is with me, and I'll take you to see him in a while." ”

"Sit, sit, let me tell you, your sister-in-law is a must for making tofu, and I love to eat your sister-in-law's tofu!"

Xiaoyun had woken up and was dressing up, when he heard someone talking outside, he opened the curtain, showed his head and came out, and glanced at the little bearded girl who was about to sit down, both of them seemed to have words hidden in their eyes, but they didn't say anything, they only looked at each other and smiled.

The fat man looked up, "Ah, yes! Just when your sister-in-law woke up...... Ah~ Xiaoyun, get a few pieces of the world's best tofu and let my sister taste it. "The little fat man has a hippie smile, and he is in a very good mood today, and the whole person is floating.

"Ah~ My sister is here, please wait." Miss Xiaoyun responded and lowered the curtain.

The fat man outside couldn't help but brag, "How's that, huh?" Your sister-in-law, hey, can't say how good. ”

Miss Hu smiled evilly, "Okay, good, it's good if you're satisfied." ”

As soon as the curtain floated, a few pieces of tofu came out of Xiaoyun. A pair of eyes are shining, looking forward to life, two cheeks laugh sweet dimples, elegant and charming, gentle and demure, soft and smooth. Not to mention that the fat man loves it, even the little Hu girl can't take her eyes off when she sees her, her eyes are about to pop out of her sockets, envy, jealousy and hatred, you can see that it is right at a glance, such a girl must be very popular with everyone! Miss Hu felt inferior, and said in her heart, "Where did people learn this?" I've also made up classes, why can't I do it, people are so good? It must have been my fat brother who took me to the wrong place. ”

Xiaoyun walked slowly, a few steps away, and before she reached the table, Miss Xiaohu gave up her hand and called "Hello sister-in-law". This is Miss Xiaohu - a female man, and she doesn't know any etiquette, so she can be considered polite.

The fat man also boasted, "Yo, I haven't seen you for a few days, and my sister has become much more polite." ”

Only Miss Xiaoyun seemed to mind this title, but she didn't refute it, glanced at the fat man with her head down, and raised her head with a smile in response to Miss Xiaohu, "Hey, sister is good".

Xiaoyun gave tofu to the fat man and Miss Xiaohu, sat down himself, and asked the fat man, "Where did you find my sister?" ”

Miss Hu replied, "I came to him." ”

The fat man and the little Hu girl talked about the double reed, you say a word to me, Ma Er proposed, Xiao Xi pointed out, the matchmaker came here to say kiss, the fat man pretended to be angry, and the little Hu girl "went home" The whole thing was pieced together.

Everything else is easy to understand, but it's puzzling when it comes to Xiao Xi. Xiaoyun snorted, "Sister~ You are not married yet, why do you have children?" ”

"Hey~ What's the matter," Miss Hu stretched out her hand and pointed at the fat man, "You ask his father." ”

"What?!" Xiaoyun's eyes widened round than a light bulb and looked at the fat man.

When Miss Hu talks like this, when others hear it, won't it be messed up? - Miss Xiaohu and the fat man are brother and sister, but Miss Xiaohu has a child, and this child has a father, and that father is a fat man...... Now, Miss Xiaohu wants to marry with her child, and then the matchmaker wants to go to Miss Xiaohu's brother, that is, to go to the fat man to say kiss, that is, to talk to the child's father, what kind of kiss, marry the child and his mother - you just say how chaotic this family is.

Fat man "uh......"

This time it came down too suddenly, and I didn't know how to explain it to Xiaoyun. The atmosphere was awkward.

Miss Hu studied with Xiao Xi for a while, became more clever, and said, "That child was picked up." Just like Xiao Xi taught her, she emphasized several times, "It's picked up, picked up!" ”

The fat man learned right away, saying, "This sister of mine also picked it up." ”

In this way, Xiaoyun can understand that his brother picked up a younger sister, and the two of them picked up a child and became the child's father. This is no problem, and it shows that the brothers and sisters are very kind people. I just don't know what line this fat man did in his last life, picking things up everywhere.

Xiaoyun nodded, and asked the fat man again, "That kid, do you know you live here?" ”

The fat man thought for a moment and said, "I should know, otherwise it wouldn't be so coincidental." This child is not an ordinary child, strange, he knows more than adults. No, more than the old man knows. No, he seems to know everything. ”

Miss Hu added, "Yes, I just said that I don't have a home, Xiao Xi told me that it was right to come here, and he promised me!" Then he would have known that his brother was here. ”

"'Know'?" Xiaoyun muttered, "Then this kid even expected what happened last night?" "The fat man only stayed here last night! How could this child have "known earlier"?

The little bearded girl smiled wickedly, "Huh? Sister-in-law ~ You and my brother ...... last night What's going on? ”

Xiaoyun bowed her head shyly, smiled but did not answer.