"Senior sister, look at how beautiful the scenery here is."

"Senior brother, no matter how beautiful you are, you are not as good-looking as senior brother."

"Hey! Why do you always care so much about my face, are you so superficial?

"What girl doesn't like handsome guys......"

Birds, flowers, sunshine, bright, lush mountain paths, a man and a woman walking in the sword.

The man was born with big ears, eight-character eyebrows, rosacea, and he looked unbearable at this time, and sighed: "Okay, I'll let you see enough, see death, that's all right, right?" ”

I don't know how many times this kind of conversation has happened, and every time at this time, his junior sister will definitely stare intently at his "prosperous beauty" and revel in it, but this time, there has been no response for a long time.

The man's tone was slightly dissatisfied and snorted: "Senior sister, do you still watch it, if you don't read it, don't say that senior brother will never show it to you again." ”

"Gentle and elegant, Yushu windy, fresh and handsome, extraordinary appearance...... Perfect! ”

The voice of the senior sister was intoxicated from the side, and the senior brother squinted at it with the whites of his eyes, but found that the senior sister was looking ahead, holding her heart with both hands, and the elegant figure of a scholar was reflected in her pupils.

Looking at the eyes, more than ten zhang away, there is really a scholar in Tsing Yi smiling, regardless of appearance and temperament, it is fresh and refined, exuding a warm feeling, which makes people naturally want to be close.

The junior sister Ruyan flew forward like a forest, grabbed the scholar's sleeve and said with admiration: "Childe, are you also passing by here, how do you look ...... So good-looking? ”

The scholar smiled, with only one slit left in his eyes, and said, "Young girl, I was born so good-looking, and I didn't pass by, but waited for you here." ”

"Nasty, how do you know they're here?"

"I'm a river god, so I know everything."

"Childe, I didn't expect you to be so humorous in addition to being good-looking, there is simply no way not to tempt girls."

"Since you're so honest, I'll give you a greeting gift."

"Great, as long as it's given by the son, people will like it."

"Dangdangdang...... You see, the gift is this pearl of the night, in addition to being beautiful, it also has the effect of beauty and wrinkles, and the effect is better when swallowed in the stomach. ”

"Really, that person will swallow it for Childe to look at now."

The woman took the thumb-sized night pearl, unequivocally, grunted, swallowed it directly, and asked proudly: "Childe, do you think people are more beautiful?" ”

"Hey! I said you two are endless, is it because I don't exist anymore? ”

"When did you ever exist?"

The senior brother who has the "beautiful face of the prosperous world" said angrily: "Senior sister, if you do this again, the senior brother will be angry, and I will never let you see my face again!" ”

The junior sister glanced at him and said speechlessly, "True or fake?" Thank you so much! ”

"I hate it, junior sister, how can you change your mind, obviously only my senior brother and my face are worthy of you......"

The younger sister rolled her eyes, without the slightest hint of admiration, no wonder some people say that although women are amorous, they are also ruthless, and when they love someone, they can sacrifice their lives and forget about death, but once they change their minds, even ten cows can't pull them back.

At this time, the river god interrupted their meaningless quarrel with a smile and said, "Young beautiful man and girl, there is an inn in front of us, why don't we go to have a light meal together." ”

"Okay, where do you say Hegongzi, everyone will follow you......" The senior sister couldn't wait to respond, and at the same time naturally grabbed one of the scholar's arms.

So the strange trio followed the path out of the woods and into an inn.

This is obviously a strange inn, built under a cliff and dug into a cave.

The stone pillars at the door are mossy, revealing the vicissitudes of life and desertion, but through the gate, you can see that the lights are bright inside, and the rich aroma of meat comes from the crack in the door, which makes people can't help but move their index fingers.

The senior brother with a beautiful face was indignant at this time, and without thinking much about it, he pushed open the wooden door and walked in directly......

On the Emperor's Peak, Qin Changfeng in the forbidden land of Jingzhai still saw all this through the eyes of Brahma Demons.

In fact, through Brahma's Eye, he was able to search and check everything within a million miles of the mortal world, as if there was a satellite hanging in the sky.

It's just that Brahma's Demon Eye can only see, not actively search.

That is to say, if Qin Changfeng wants to see the situation near someone, he must first determine where he is, otherwise he is looking for a needle in a haystack.

But as the river god is a clone, Qin Changfeng can naturally sense the coordinates where he is at all times.

was also extremely bored, he transmitted the scene around the river god through the light curtain and started the live broadcast, and there was only one person in the audience, that is, Shi Feixuan.

Looking at the tired and crooked appearance of the senior sister to the river god in the light eyes, Qin Changfeng said with feeling: "Concubine Xuan, do you say that women are all like this and hate the old like this?" ”

The concubine said leisurely: "If women can also have three wives and four concubines like men, there must be a lot less people who like the new and hate the old." ”

She was originally studying a piano score, and the new task assigned to her by Lord Zhenzun was piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, saying that it was to cultivate sentiment and cultivate a human fairy with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, beauty and labor.

Qin Changfeng frowned, and was ready to refute this fallacy, three from four virtues is a rule handed down from the ancestors, how can women be the same as men? It's nonsense!

However, Rao has always been good at quibbling, but at this time he also found it difficult to organize enough convincing words......

Shi Fairy Yu Guang glanced at Lord Zhenzun's slightly deflated appearance, and the corners of his mouth were raised.

"Shi Xianzi, do you believe that there are really couples in this world who only love each other, and no one else is in their eyes?" Qin Changfeng turned his words around, preparing to win back a game in another place.

"Dare to ask the True Venerable whether he believes or does he not believe it?"

"Nature is to believe."

"Oh, then I don't believe it." Shi Xianzi reluctantly cooperated, she seemed to be filial piety to please a father who had no shape.

"Okay, then I'll let you see it with your own eyes!"

Qin Changfeng flicked his fingers, and the picture on the light curtain changed, and he came to a river, which was the one where the river god had been, but on a water village downstream, a young monk with hair and a female exorcist were helping the villagers catch demons, and the target of the capture was the river demon whose tail had been blown off.

In the original plot, the monk was beaten by a monster with 300 Tang poems, and thanks to the arrival of the female exorcist Miss Duan, he was finally able to surrender the river demon, and thus made Miss Duan fall in love at first sight, which triggered a sadomasochistic love between monks and mortals.

In this life, nothing has changed at the beginning, because everything is arranged and destined to happen.

Ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties in traveling westward, which one is not as expected?

It's just that the difference is that the strength of the river demon greatly exceeds the original plot, mainly because the golden tail is terrifying and amazing, not to mention Tang Seng who has no fart, even if it is that Miss Duan, she was also beaten and screamed.

In the war, the entire water village was shattered, the fishermen either died in the belly of the fish, or scattered and fled, and the entire water bank, there was a water demon, an exorcist and a monk who was so busy that he didn't even touch a single hair.

"Ah......h

The river demon became more and more frenzied, gradually his eyes became red, his breath became thicker and thicker, and finally he turned into a human form, pounced on the unconscious female exorcist, stripped off all his clothes in three or two strokes, and prepared the overlord to bow hard!

As a river demon, he was not happy to be loyal to this kind of thing, whether it was a man or a woman, it was just food in his eyes.

But I don't know why, at this time he couldn't control himself at all, and there was always a voice in his head, constantly bewitching him, seducing him, and making his desires explode directly from the depths of his soul.

"Demon, stop!"

The monk stood on a wooden board with his eyes split, and Miss Duan's fair and smooth body all came into view, but at this time, he couldn't care about this, he just wanted to rush over to save people.

With his strength, saving people is naturally nonsense, but at this time, only to hear the roar of the void, a flying sword suddenly slashed, the power is overwhelming, bang, the river demon flew out, fell into the water, after a spirit, showed a puzzled look, seemed to be a little sober.

"Kidney-deficient son? You went quickly, but unfortunately it wasn't enough in time. ”

Qin Changfeng muttered, closed the light curtain with a flick of his fingers, and then said, "Fairy Shi, have you seen it?" A couple who love each other is born. ”

Shi Fairy asked seriously, "Is it the river demon and the female exorcist?" ”

"Monk and female exorcist!"

"In that case...... Shi Xianzi wanted to say that she didn't see it. ”

"Hey! Usually I teach you to take the initiative to cultivate a pair of eyes that are good at discovering, but you just don't listen, now it's okay, you can't see such obvious things. ”

Qin Changfeng snorted with hatred, he has no understanding like you, so should my Immortal Emperor's backyard be opened?

In fact, Qin Changfeng never intended to really let Miss Duan be defiled by the river demon, his real purpose was just to let the monk see Miss Duan's nakedness.

This kind of unintentional seeing is naturally not cracked, and Buddhism has not been rigid to this extent.

But just like Fahai in the past, young monks, once they see the seductive body of a woman, how can they forget it in their hearts?

As the saying goes, there will be an echo, which seems to be a seed of the devil, which seems to be inconspicuous at the beginning, but as long as it is continuously watered, it will take root and sprout, and there will always be a day when it will cover the sky and the sun, and it will no longer be able to be cleaned up.

This is just the first step taken by Qin Changfeng to complete the main task, and there will naturally be more exciting next, in which he did not use any force or coercion, everything is just for the monk to see for himself.

In a moment, Qin Changfeng opened the light curtain again, but this time it was changed back to the river god's side.

Immediately, a bright red blood poured into his eyes, and he saw that the circular inn hall was already full of messes and demonic spirits.

The brother and sister who loved beauty were dead, and only one frightened head was still intact, and the lower half of their bodies were gnawed into a blur of flesh and blood, and there were not even a few bones missing.

In addition, a man in a costume, a high hat, and sideburns with flowers on his sideburns and a shiny face was pressed to the ground by the river god with a finger on the top of his head, unable to move.

The river god smiled gently: "The young pig has just been hyena, it's not right to fight, and it's even more wrong to eat people, be careful of indigestion." ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a sound in the belly of the pig, and the holy light was emitted, and then the severe pain hit his body, and he felt that a fireball burned in his stomach, burning his internal organs.

"You...... What's going on? The second senior brother's head turned into that terrifying pig's head, his eyes were full of horror, and he had never eaten anything he couldn't digest.

"Are you asking me? So am I telling you, or not telling you, or am I going to tell you later? ”

"Say it quickly, I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to die!"

"Oh, then I'll be merciful and tell you. In fact, the woman you ate had a soul bead transformed by the remnant soul of Guanyin Bodhisattva in her stomach, and if you swallow it as a monster, you will naturally have a stomach upset. ”

"Bodhisattva's Soul Bead?!" The horror in Zhu Gangguan's eyes condensed into substance, although he was a man-eating monster, he never thought of going against the Bodhisattva.

Any youkai who dares to do this without a background is the end of the place where death is buried!

"Yes, what about the soul beads of Guanyin Bodhisattva, once it is passed out, you can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River, do you want to live? Young pig Gangguan, I have a golden road and a silver road here, which one do you want? ”

"Whichever one, save me, I can't do it!" The pig just curled up on the ground, and the holy power of the Buddha Gate repelled the evil demonic energy in his body, making him feel that all his internal organs had begun to burn.

The river god became sad and said melancholy: "Why do you say that, don't you know that I have choice syndrome?" Which one should I choose, Jinhuo Road or Yinhuo Road, the one on the left? On the right? Pregnant! ”

"If you click on a pineapple, you can order whichever you want...... Next to one of the other's ......"

"Oh my God! Why punish me like this! The pig just looked up to the sky and roared, and completely broke out: "I choose gold, I want gold to live!! ”

"Did you say it wouldn't be long ago? People don't have to be embarrassed for so long. ”

Lord River God finally regained his signature smile, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and said: "The golden path is that I will help you absorb the power of the soul beads, so that you will not only be free from the suffering of Buddha fire, but also be able to cultivate greatly, but you also need to help me do one thing." ”

"What's the matter?" Zhu Gangguan asked with pain, although he is a pig demon, he is not stupid, and it is definitely not a good thing to know this.

Lord River God said solemnly: "It is said that there is a pair of young men and women, they love each other deeply, even if the sea is dry and the sky is cracking, they must be inseparable from each other, but there is an evil big mushroom head, he does not allow this man and woman to love each other out of jealousy and other perverted psychology, and is ready to let the woman die and let the man die alone, how can we let such a tragedy happen?" So what we have to do is to help them solve the conspiracy of the demon mushroom head, so that the lovers can finally become married! ”

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