117.Chapter 117 Classification of Class Teachers
This time, the lottery interface is a large circle, which is divided into four fan-shaped areas. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The first fan-shaped area is written in large characters such as "Ordinary Class Teacher".
The second sector reads "Rural Class Teacher", the third sector reads "Urban-Rural Junction Class Teacher", and the fourth sector reads "Big City Class Teacher".
The original ten spaces were reduced to four fan-shaped areas by the alpha dog, and it was really a series of lottery draws for the head teacher!
Tatsuno Daiki, in this way, no matter how you draw it, you can draw the head teacher!
However, except for the first [ordinary class teacher], the last three, Tatsuno was confused.
So he hurriedly said: "Alpha girl, explain it to the uncle!"
With the improvement of Tatsuno's level, the original mechanical electronic voice of the alpha dog suddenly turned into the 36D girl's subdued and frustrated sexy voice at this moment, and replied gently and considerately:
Just as humans evolved monkeys, apes, and Homo sapiens in the process of evolution, ancient creatures such as class teachers have also evolved many species......
"But in general, it's three types!"
At the interface of Long Ye's mind, the 36D girl with only a few pieces of cloth hanging on her body suddenly appeared, and I saw her spinning her slender figure, with her bare snow-white feet, using an immeasurable teaching ruler, pointing to a person with a skeleton all over her body and a [country class teacher] hanging on her brain, and introduced:
This first category is the most primitive, and it is the head teacher in the countryside! The so-called poor mountains and bad waters produce the people, and this kind of class teacher makes simple and rude moves, which can make the heaven and the earth lose their color, and can make the sun and the moon high and the tide. Legend has it that there were once 300 million primary school students who wanted to rebel against their brutal rule, but the head teacher in the countryside sneered and sacrificed a strange trick called 'repeating grades', which directly defeated the 300 million primary school students and finally imprisoned them in a prison called the school!"
The alpha dog girl opened her O-shaped small mouth and made an exaggerated expression, which stunned Long Ye for a while, and then waved her hand, pointed to the second skeleton, and said:
"This second category, a bit non-mainstream, is generally the head teacher of the urban-rural junction! They shoot extraordinary, they have ruthless legs and feet, once they meet a thorny student, they will be angry dantian, roaring and using a trick called 'call your parents', this trick came out, I heard that the brawl ancestors when they were young were all injured internally, and it took more than half a year to return to the body!"
As she spoke, the Alpha Dog girl spun around, and her flowing orange hair fluttered, and after letting Tatsuno know that she was not wearing Nenei, she put her left arm on the third skeleton and introduced with a silky look:
"The third category is the head teacher in the big city! They are noble and elegant, they have an extraordinary bearing, they disdain to shoot at ordinary ants, they generally only shoot at people who are beautiful or handsome!"
"Legend has it that the Demon King of the year was unspoken by the beautiful tutor because he was too handsome. At that time, the Demon King was unyielding, swore to die, and protested loudly, but the beauty tutor was indifferent and ruthless, and offered a trick called 'deducting your graduation certificate', as soon as this trick came out, the Demon King knelt down at that time, and had to obediently go to the beauty tutor's office......"
The three types of homeroom teachers have been introduced!
Alpha Dog looked at Long Ye's nosebleed, grinned, disappeared from his mind, and then Ding Dong: "May I ask the player if Long Ye draws!"
"You abrasive little goblin. ”
Tatsuno muttered to himself, and then said decisively, "Smoke!"
After finishing speaking, Tatsuno found out that his interface showed that the remaining number of draws was: [3/3]!
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the player for obtaining a [Country Homeroom Teacher] Black Gold Summoning Card!"
Alpha girl, you are so powerful, you actually give three chances!
Long Ye was overjoyed, and said crookedly: "Pump! Pump! Smoke......"
These are basically god-like homeroom teachers, no matter how you smoke, you won't suffer, it's just a 360-degree backflip!
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the player for obtaining a [Class Teacher of the Urban-Rural Junction] Black Gold Summoning Card!"
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the player Tatsuno for obtaining a [Big City Class Teacher] Black Gold Summoning Card!"
Continuous prompts.
Looking at these three best black gold summoning cards, Tatsuno couldn't help but laugh: "Alpha girl, did you think I was too handsome, and deliberately hung up on me!"
"What's the matter, the Lun family just hopes that you will leave this dream soon~~~"
Alpha used the Nine Heavens Coquettish Dafa.
Tatsuno smiled, "Leaving the dream realm, can I summon you?"
"Hehe, do you know the real name of the Lun family?"
"What?"
"Ren Junshuang. ”
"Poof!" Tatsuno's nosebleed spurted out of his mouth.
The above scene seems to be a bit long, but for reality, it is only a second.
Therefore, in the eyes of the Rose Emperor, Long Ye was only stunned for a second, then put Long Xi on top of Sophie, touched a handful of nosebleeds, and then sneered at them: "You three are so, do you father and mother know!"
"Hee-hee, kid, the hair hasn't grown yet, right?"
Emperor Begonia is a stunning beauty with blue hair, and I saw her jade hand lightly covering her red lips and smiling wickedly.
Without waiting for Long Ye to answer, another Emperor Rong Li, dressed in pink, pink robe, pink hair, pink shoes, pink lips, and pink nails, she also said to herself: "It's best if the hair doesn't grow, the skin is delicate, made into barbecue, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, the taste is very good, and you don't need to pluck the hair." ”
"Don't think about all kinds of fancy ways to eat! I think that chopping him and the dreamer together and making it into claypot rice is both full and delicious, killing two birds with one stone. ”
The last Rose Emperor said with a gentle smile, she was purple, like a poisonous flower, she was the most terrifying of the three.
Listening to these three man-eating madmen, discussing how to eat himself and his junior sister, Long Ye listened to it with spicy ears and said coldly: "Grass! You three chickens, don't you want to eat yellow stewed chicken, chop yourself!"
Emperor Haitang finally turned his gaze to Long Ye, and then said with a puzzled expression: "Sister, is he scolding us?"
"Yes, just like an ant who is stepped on will cry, he is a bug who wants to resist. Emperor Rong Li nodded.
Emperor Rose sighed, looked at Long Ye with contemptuous eyes, and then asked, "Worm, we want to eat you, what do you have to do with it?"
Tatsuno's face sank.
These three people are not mocking themselves, but they really feel that he is just a worm, just like humans who eat chickens and ducks will not ask each other how they feel, and the other party is also looking at themselves with the same eyes.
"If you want to eat me, it's not that you can't, it depends on whether you have the ability!"
Under Long Ye's sleeve robe, he began to light the [Country Head Teacher Black] gold summoning card, and shouted loudly, "Is it a group fight or a heads-up!"
Emperor Begonia shook his blue hair lightly, and said with a smile: "Catch you a little worm, you don't need our three sisters to shoot together!"
It's good to go head-to-head, right in the middle.
A smile appeared at the corner of Long Ye's mouth, the black robe waved suddenly, and his left hand suddenly hooked his finger at Emperor Begonia, and said extremely provocatively: "Come, see how the uncle cries you." ”