Chapter 585: This Kid's Head Is Better Than a Monkey!【First Update】
"Hurry up and get the kids something to eat. ”
Ye Qiu commanded behind him, Xu Baocai directly shouted "Order" and ran out, and then everyone saw the lame old Chinese medicine doctor again, and rushed towards the canteen with a brisk pace.
"Alas...... This old gentleman is really warm-hearted......"
"This old gentleman is well-maintained, and the good guy runs faster than the young man!"
A group of old Chinese medicine doctors and Ye Qiu couldn't cry or laugh.
"This old ......"
Ye Qiu smiled at a group of old Chinese medicine practitioners: "This old man is interesting, he is crippled, but he can practice such light skills, I don't know if he can ...... so quickly if I cure this old man."
It's a joke in itself, but all the old Chinese medicine doctors are all the same, and the cripples can be cured today?
Before remembering Ye Qiu's previous situation of patting the little girl on the back and applying the needle, they were all in awe, Ye Qiu shot again and again, and gave them new surprises every time, and even now they all have an illusion, that is, Ye Qiu said that the dead can save them, and they all believe it!
"I really want to see what Lao Xu's expression would be like if he knew the news!"
"I feel like I'm going to somersault ......"
"Go to the side, Lao Xu is so old, I feel like he will sit on the ground and cry......"
Several old Chinese medicine doctors all teased together, and Ye Qiu stood not far away, and they suddenly felt that it was not a plague, it was nuclear radiation, and it was a trivial matter to have Ye Qiu there.
Ye Qiu smiled and waved his hand.
"Don't talk nonsense, there's business!"
Then Ye Qiu said to a group of parents: "Okay! This time the child will let me go, I can rest assured, I tell you, my daughter is also studying in this school, if there is really any big problem, I will run away with my daughter as soon as I find out, and I am still waiting here." ”
When a group of parents saw Ye Qiu treating the little girl, the kind of wonderful needle application technique, their trust in Ye Qiu had exploded, and they all said one after another.
"We believe in you!"
"You are the most conscientious doctor, I apologize for my behavior just now! Why have you been blinded by lard, and I don't believe you if I believe a foreign devil!"
"Yes, we can rest assured that we will let you release the child!"
And now it is not only this group of parents who are relieved, nor the whole Chinese people, but also the countries in Asia that are open to Chinese people for tourism business!
At present, the leaders of some Asian countries have scolded the World Medical Organization.
"Bastard! Damn! This is the World Medical Organization! What the hell?"
"Damn retarded! Is this a joke? I'm almost going to send troops!"
"Fool, donating so much equipment and money every year, is this the kind of organization that supplies it?"
"Lao Tzu wants to sue him at the United Nations!"
At this time, a text message from Ye Qiu was also sent to Ba Lao's satellite phone.
The eighth elder looked at this text message, all dumbfounded, Huang Lao looked at it for a long time, gasped, and smacked his tongue: "This kid is too dark! This is completely to kill these people!"
"This kid really can't be offended at all!"
Combined with the old man, looking at this text message, he felt a little chill down his spine, because it read: "Now issue a statement, let these countries that have detained Chinese tourists publicly apologize, the attitude does not need to be very tough, this is a little face-saving matter, there is no benefit, but it has to be done." ”
"Then put forward that these detained Chinese tourists need moral compensation, otherwise these countries will be permanently banned from traveling, and at present, these countries are at a loss, and relatively public apologies, these countries for the sake of face, choose the lesser of two evils, will choose a certain amount of economic compensation, and will not choose to apologize. ”
"Relatively after receiving this lesson, some tourists, including the public, should also have a relative understanding of the attitudes of various countries, notify the domestic tourism bureau, and make some adjustments to domestic tourism prices, which will also have a certain boost to the domestic tourism industry. ”
"Repeatedly, let these countries repatriate Chinese tourists, ambiguous attitude, and at the same time to solicit the opinions of tourists in this regard, at this time in order to redeem the previous mistakes to retain Chinese tourists, these countries will definitely put a lot of chips to take the initiative to retain Chinese tourists, at this time you can put on the attitude of the will of Chinese tourists, don't you love to buy foreign goods, buy it for me, buy him vomit blood!"
"But remember, at this point, you must take a passive posture! Don't show your feet! But you must prepare transportation, and once the plague breaks out, bring all the Chinese people back to me as soon as possible! Gather the people's hearts in one move!"
After reading this information, the eight elders were all shocked.
Immediately, Zhou Lao slapped the table and scolded: "Bastard! We have all been deceived by this kid! This kid used to look like a bastard! This kid has a better head than a monkey!"
"Hey...... Is this still a human head? I really want to pry open what is in this kid's head?"
"I'm afraid this is another Ye Long diagram!"
An old man in a Tang costume who rarely spoke sighed.
As soon as these words came out, the rest of the old men were silent.
"Another Ye Long Diagram?"
Zhou Lao smiled bitterly, and then said quietly: "Ye Longtu doesn't know martial arts, and he doesn't know medical skills...... This kid is much more terrifying than his Lao Tzu, he Lao Tzu destroyed six families and achieved the peak of the twelve families, and what this kid wants to destroy is the country!"
Several old men were shaken, and their eyes were complicated.
"Fortunately, this kid is patriotic and paranoid, otherwise, no one can cure him, if his heart is a little biased, it will definitely be a giant in troubled times!"
Zhou Lao finally gave Ye Qiu a comment.
"I hope this kid is too much......"
"Alas......"
The Eight Elders are in charge of Huaxia, and they are the characters who will tremble when they stomp their feet, but they have no way to find Ye Qiu.
......
Huaxia's statement was sent out quickly, and several Asian countries secretly complained bitterly and scolded their mothers behind their backs, but they still had to greet each other with a smile, and everyone knew how much impact Huaxia would have on the economies of these countries if they were really banned from traveling.
In addition to Japan and South Korea, Singapore, the Philippines, these countries, other small countries have issued statements to publicly apologize.
And all the countries that detain Chinese tourists are also opening up their policies, and Chinese tourists can travel visa-free for three years.
Duty-free shops sell all goods at a 50% discount within a week, tourist attractions are free to open, and some big brands are all kneeling and licking gestures to Chinese tourists.
Samsung products are sold at a 7% discount to China, and Samsung Hospital provides free diagnosis and treatment to Chinese tourists......
So is Sony......
Toshiba is ......
The whole of Asia is crazy, and so are the people of China.
【First Update】
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