Chapter 1 Uncle Shi Old Pig Fairy

Immeasurable blessings, immeasurable longevity, and immeasurable light, these three immeasurables are the words of greetings between Taoists, how can this Humpty Dumpty know? Could he really be a Taoist priest? I looked at him in amazement, and he seemed to be looking at me too, but he still kept a faint smile, and the two rows of teeth looked even whiter against the dark face. But in the middle of the night, it's a barren mountain and a wild mountain, and suddenly you meet a strange person who doesn't slip away in the dark and smiles at you, if you want to say that you are not panicked, it is fake.

But since the other party smiled and saluted, I had no choice but to nod behind the master's back and said, "You are merciful, in Xia Li Ergou, a disciple of Yang Yuanshan, the master of the Maoshan Sect Tantric Sect, but I don't know who Your Excellency is?" Why are you waiting for me here? I don't seem to know ...... I don't know you? ”

When Humpty Dumpty heard this, he smiled and said: "I used to be a Taoist priest, the Taoist number Sanyuanzi, and the common family name is Zhu, the name is Zhu Xuan, relying on the ability to go to school in the mountains to avoid evil, so people call me the old pig fairy, Ergou, although you don't know me, but your master will definitely recognize me, hehe, if it is calculated according to the seniority in the mountain, you should call me uncle, it is not an exaggeration." ”

Looking at the smiling Humpty Dumpty, I'm happy, how can there be anyone in this world who says this about himself, old pig fairy, this name clearly means to joke with him!

However, when he said that he was in the mountains, I was stunned and asked, "Could it be that you have cultivated in the Maoshan sect?" ”

The old pig fairy smiled and nodded: "Yes, and I am also a descendant of Tantra, and I am the junior disciple of your master Yang Yuanshan, but that was many years ago." Now I'm a layman, Ergou, if we continue to talk, your master may really die. As he spoke, the old pig fairy came to me with a smile, and when he saw the master covered in blood, the old pig fairy's smile suddenly converged.

I didn't expect that this unsightly Humpty Dumpty in front of me was really my uncle, and he was also the younger brother of my master, the successor of Tantra.

Carefully putting down the master, I hurriedly respectfully clasped my fists and saluted: "The junior has seen the uncle!" ”

When the old pig fairy heard this, he smiled and said: "I said, I am not a Taoist priest for a long time, you call me like this, I am a little uncomfortable, you might as well call me the old pig fairy like others, hehe!" Hehe smiled, and the old pig fairy hurriedly took out a small bottle from his pocket, then poured out a few pills and gave it to the master.

I hurriedly replied, "The juniors don't dare." ”

Unexpectedly, the old pig fairy came up and slapped me on the back of the head, and I suddenly exclaimed: "What are you doing?!" ”

The old pig fairy smiled: "Do you dare now?" ”

I immediately stepped forward and said, "Old Pig Fairy, what did you give my master to eat?" ”

The old pig fairy slowly restrained his smile, frowned and said, "I calculated at home that your master was in trouble, so I came to Miao Jiang to help me non-stop, who knew that I was still a step late." Your master's injuries are not light...... And this wound is bleeding non-stop, if you are so bumped for a while, the three souls and seven spirits will be scattered by you. I gave your master three soul-awakening pills to make him feel better, but in order to cure him, he must stop the bleeding immediately and then rest for a while. ”

I glanced left and right, and said anxiously, "But there is no one around here, where can we find something to stop the bleeding and bandage my master?" ”

The old pig fairy kept saying that I slapped me on the back of the head again, this time I didn't dare to approach him at all, this guy laughed cheaply, making people mistakenly think that there was no fight, but when he said that he would beat someone, he would beat someone, and his temper was too weird. How could Master have such a disciple? I rubbed the back of my head, but I heard the old pig fairy say angrily: "You kid is not blind, am I not human?" ”

"Uh......" I said aggrievedly, "I mean there are no villages and villages nearby to settle in, no one is nearby, how can I find something to bandage my master's wounds?" ”

The old pig fairy sighed, and immediately nodded with a smile: "I thought you kid really treated me as a pig, it's okay, with me, I brought everything to the guy who bandaged the wound, I knew that your master was injured at once, in fact, his wound was not injured by an ordinary blade, but by a sharp blade of yin and evil." The blade was full of evil energy, and the blood that flowed out of your master's wound could not be coagulated, so the blood would not stop. Even if you can find a village to settle down, those ordinary people can't be cured, hehe! ”

I scratched my forehead and asked in a trembling voice, "Old Pig Fairy, my master is so seriously injured, why don't you look worried at all?" Always smiling, looking weird and panicked! ”

Seeing that the old pig fairy was about to raise his hand again, I hurriedly dodged it, but when I saw the old pig fairy smile, I took my hand back again, and said: "You kid is still too young to understand, the old pig fairy I used to charm my beautiful wife with this smile that captivates the country and the city, my beautiful wife, tsk......"

"Ahem!" I cleared my throat uncomfortably, what kind of person is this...... I'm a complete slut, when will I be able to talk and laugh, I'm going crazy, and I quickly said, "You...... You'd better help my master heal his injuries first. ”

The old pig fairy nodded hurriedly, and pointed to the relatively flat ground on the side and said, "Let your master lie flat on it, and then make a fire, we must immediately stop the bleeding and bandage, and there is no time to look around for a place." Ergou, hurry up and find two cyan leaves! ”

I hurriedly put Master carefully in a more comfortable place, then I found some dry firewood and came back, and lit a small fire to pile next to Master. After doing this, the old pig fairy also took out the medicinal wine and gauze from the baggage, and I immediately walked around, and in a field, I found a banana tree, and then plucked a leaf from it. Returning to the original place, the old pig fairy bore the leaves, tore them into a long strip, and then took them in his hand and took a sharp breath, and read urgently: "Holding the red dust magic weapon grass in your hand, cut off the mountain root to stop the bleeding, the snow mountain boy arrives, the snow mountain boy arrives, intercept the blood intersection, and is as urgent as the law!" ”

After reciting the incantation, the old pig fairy blew on the leaf, and then asked me to untie the master's shirt and gently press the leaf against the master's wound.

After a while, Master's wounds did not bleed. I smiled happily and said, "Okay, old pig fairy, you really know how to do it!" ”

The old pig fairy shook his head: "Go!" What is this, it's just a folk technique, I've been cultivating in the mountains for so many years, not to mention two times, I'll have three more times, hehe! As soon as he opened his mouth, he gasped, pressed the wound for a while, and the old pig fairy asked me to wipe the area around the master's wound, and then he took out the medicinal wine and poured it on the gauze, and wrapped the gauze around the master's wound, winding it back and forth five or six times, which was considered to have completely stopped the bleeding.

After doing this, the old pig fairy looked at his hands, and suddenly looked ugly...... "Oops! Ergou hurried, hurry up and find some water for me to wash my hands, my hands are so dirty, my beautiful wife won't beat me to death when I go home! ”

"Uh......" I wiped my eyes, thinking that just your appearance is enough to wash, what are you afraid of if your hands are dirty...... "Old pig fairy, you are ...... Are you so clean? If your hands are dirty, you can just wash them, and your clothes are not dirty. ”

"Clothes?!" When the old pig fairy heard this, he hurriedly jumped up, looked down left and right for a long time, and asked again and again, "Where are my clothes dirty?" Which? Tell me, I'll wash up right away, or I won't be able to go home! ”

I'm almost going to faint, I've seen weirdos in the world, but I've never seen such a weird person as the old pig fairy, who looks like a black pig spirit, and is actually a person with a habit of cleanliness, this contrast is too great, I really can't stand it. But seeing that he couldn't find any dirt, the old pig fairy hurriedly shook his horse coat, and said with a smile: "Man, when you go out, the most important thing is to pay attention to the image problem!" ”

"Wow!"

I finally couldn't help it, turned around and retched, the old pig fairy saw my reaction, stretched out his tongue and licked his upper lips, waved his hand and smiled: "You kid, don't be too jealous, I'll go find some water, you are here to guard your master, if he wakes up, everyone will be happy, if he doesn't wake up......"

"What happens if you don't wake up?" I was stunned all of a sudden, looked at the old pig fairy in a daze, and said hurriedly: "Old pig fairy, say it quickly!" What happens if you don't wake up?! ”

The old pig fairy casually threw out an orchid finger, turned around and walked away twistedly: "If you don't wake up, you can't die......"

"I'll you!" I waved my sleeve and wiped the cold sweat on my forehead, this guy scared me a lot, and I thought that the master would really die if he didn't wake up later. I don't know if it's the reflection of the firelight, or the old pig fairy's pill that works, after a while, I saw that the master's face gradually became a little ruddy, and the breath was much smoother, I grinned, although this old pig fairy is cheap, but he is really capable!