Chapter 53: Two Dead

You may have questions: Miss Xiaohu went to the Qinglou even if she didn't take the lead in learning well, but took her to the Qinglou according to Miss Hu's wishes?

If you look carefully, you can clearly see that this Xiaoyun and Xiaohu girl are the same people. "If something goes wrong, there must be a demon", a girl's house, walking at night, saw the fat man, a drunkard, sleeping on the street, and didn't let go a little, but went over to wake up the fat man, and kept saying that he wanted to invite the fat man to eat her tofu, which was already different from ordinary people.

When Miss Xiaohu "went home", Xiaoyun had not finished dressing up, so she hurriedly opened the curtain, in fact, she noticed that Miss Xiaohu had a different atmosphere from mortals, and poked her head out to look at Miss Xiaohu, looked at each other and smiled, but in fact, the two of them were silently greeting: Hello, peers.

When Miss Xiaohu mentioned the time limit of "forty-nine days", Xiaoyun was able to talk, and said that forty-nine days was too long, and she could keep up with the logic of Miss Xiaohu's speech, which proved that she also needed to cultivate and did something similar to Miss Xiaohu. Otherwise, the fat man and Miss Xiaohu have been talking for so long, and they haven't been able to understand what Miss Xiaohu is saying, why can Xiaoyun and Miss Xiaohu talk when they meet for the first time?

It's a very conspicuous thing, some people just can't see it, such as fat people. The so-called "bystanders are clear, and the authorities are confused", probably this is the case. The fat man fell in love for the first time and became addicted to eating tofu, where would he think about anything else? And the little cloud he met danced in front of the public, not in the barren mountains and mountains. Besides, Xiaoyun is reasonable in speaking and doing things, which is completely different from Miss Xiaohu, she is a serious monster, so she is very confusing. The monsters that the fat man has seen are all ready to move as soon as they come up, including Xiaohu girl, and there is no reserve that everyone should have, but Xiaoyun is always easy to blush, so the fat man is even more sure that Xiaoyun is a good girl, and it can't be those monsters like ghost girls.

The fat man came back from Ma Er's house, bought wine, and drank some when he was ready to eat. Unexpectedly, when I returned to the tofu shop, I didn't see a single figure. I made a bowl of soy milk by myself and waited while drinking. He has eaten tofu, but he has never eaten anything else~ I don't know if Xiaoyun can cook and cook, anyway, his little sister Hu will definitely not. Now the two girls are gone, seeing that the sky is about to get dark, the smoke curls around, the fat man's stomach begins to "gurgle", and the waiting time always makes people feel like a year, waiting for a long time, waiting for a minute more, it will be as tormented as waiting for an hour.

The fat man stamped his feet, walked up and down the house, and muttered to himself, "Where the hell are you going?" My stupid sister, don't kidnap my future daughter-in-law! "Thinking about it, I was suddenly worried: I'm afraid something is wrong, right? My little sister Hu is running fast, what should I do if I affect Xiaoyun? At that time, I didn't have a mobile phone, and I couldn't scroll through Douyin and Weibo, so in the torment of waiting for someone, my mind was full of speculation and conjecture. "Why haven't you come yet, what's going on?" Then use your endless imagination to come up with more than 10,000 scenarios for the person who is late.

Miss Xiaohu had just "finished school" and was walking hand in hand with Xiaoyun to the tofu shop. Seeing that there was a seller of cooked food, Xiaoyun bought some and said kindly: "Sister~ Your brother's meal is not small, let's go back late, I'm afraid he is already hungry, buy some cooked food and go back to him to eat." ”

Miss Xiaohu is sponsored by Xiaoyun, and she is already very happy to be able to go to school for further study, and at this moment, she is even more obedient to her sister-in-law, and praises vigorously: "Okay, good, sister-in-law is so good, very considerate, no wonder my brother likes it so much." I want to learn too. ”

Xiaoyun smiled: "Don't praise me anymore~ What do you do if you learn from me?" Haven't you heard people say, 'turnip greens, each has his own love', like Xiaohu is so lively and cute, and it is also very likable. ”

"What's the ...... Men like the type of sister-in-law. ”

"We are not the same, so why should my sister force it," Xiaoyun said, "but there is something I have to tell my sister." ”

"Say, say, say quickly, sister-in-law, how do you hook up with a man?"

Xiaoyun couldn't help laughing, "It's not like that, sister, why do you keep thinking about it...... Haha~ Aren't you about to get married now, what are you hooking up with? Sister-in-law can't stay long, I'll go back and discuss with your brother in a while, it just so happens that you also hate to marry, let's pick a good day in the near future, and marry you This is the most important thing at the moment. ”

"Okay, okay, I want to marry soon. But sister-in-law...... What happens if you don't stay long? Where are you going, ready to fly away with my brother? ”

"It's a long story...... Sister, you have to promise me one thing. ”

"What's the matter?"

"One day, your brother will come to you, remember, when your brother goes to you, you don't have to listen to whatever he says. You must, by all means, catch him, as long as he goes to find you, you can't let him go, you watch him closely, don't let him go out half a step within two days. ”

"That's why, if he doesn't go out, I'll go out, and I'll be suffocated in the house."

"If you can't look at him, you can find a rope or something and tie him up. Anyway, you must not let him wander around, do you remember? Don't ask why, you listen to your sister-in-law, oh~ This money is given to you, if your sister-in-law is not free to accompany you tomorrow, you can go out for a walk by yourself, buy some new clothes, or go to the Qinglou you like to play. ”

"Thank you, sister-in-law! I remember! ”

Did Miss Hu remember? Who knows~ Besides, what she says and what she does is not reliable. But apart from her, no one else can help Xiaoyun do this, Xiaoyun knows that this sister is unreliable, so he tells him everything.

The fat man drank a bowl of soy milk, and then went back to the house to get a bowl out, so circular, went into the house and came out again, went back and forth several times, just drinking soy milk, his stomach was propped up, and he didn't see the two sisters. When it was dark, the fat man went into the house, lit the lamp, and rested on the table.

In fact, as soon as the fat man lay down, Miss Xiaohu and Xiaoyun got on the small bridge and walked to the tofu shop. Miss Hu may have learned from that sword and always wants to play some exciting games. The two of them walked on the bridge, and Xiaoyun saw a bright light in the tofu shop, so he said: "Sister~ Look, my brother is waiting, let's go back quickly, so as to save him from worrying." ”

Miss Xiaohu is usually stupid and stupid, but at this point, there are a lot of ghost ideas, hehe smiled, and said, "He doesn't worry about me, if he is worried...... He's definitely worried about you. Sister-in-law, how about we play an exciting little game? ”

Or say that no one dares to ask for this girl, Miss Hu...... The good ones can't learn, the bad ones learn quickly, that sword taught her to play a few exciting games, and now that she's out of school, she can think of her own ideas to play.

"Stop playing~ Brother is waiting for us." Xiaoyun is worried about the fat man.

"Yes, yes, yes! It's just that he's waiting for us, and it's just right to play this game. ”

"That'...... Sister-in-law, let's play with you for a while. How do you play? ”

"So be it...... Sister-in-law, play dead. ”

"Play dead? What's going on? ”

"Yes

It's your sister-in-law, you pretend to be a dead person, and then I carry you back and tell my brother that you are dead. ”

"Well, what's so fun about that? If your sister-in-law dies, your brother will ...... Happy? ”

"No, no, he's going to be sad, he's going to blame me. I talked back to him, deliberately provoked him to be angry, and when he got angry and wanted to hit me, I ran. Let him chase me for a few laps first, and then I'll run back, then you can wake up sister-in-law, my brother saw that my sister-in-law was resurrected, what a surprise!

Xiaoyun smiled, "Okay, if you want to play sister-in-law, I'll play with you, stretch out my hand." ”

As soon as she heard Miss Xiaohu's bad idea, Xiaoyun felt funny. With Xiaoyun's character, he would not have done such a stupid thing, but at this time, he readily agreed to her to see how the fat man would react, did he really love her so much, would he be angry with his sister because of her death, and would things really go as Miss Xiaohu expected? Because it is full of unknowns, Xiaoyun decided to play a try This is "close to Zhu is red, close to ink is black", play with Xiaohu girl for a day, Xiaoyun is a serious girl, so she was taken astray by Xiaohu girl.

Miss Xiaohu stretched out her hand to hold Xiaoyun, stopped her waist and hugged her, Xiaoyun closed her eyes and was silent. Miss Xiaohu's acting skills are not bad, wiping her tears while walking, which makes Xiaoyun laugh all the time.

"It's coming, it's coming, shhh...... Sister-in-law, be serious. ”

Miss Xiaohu hugged Xiaoyun and entered the tofu shop, and when she saw her brother lying on the table and falling asleep, she cried loudly.

The fat man jumped up at once, hurriedly shook his head, wiped his hazy sleepy eyes, "Hey! Sister, how did you get back...... What are you crying about, what's wrong with your sister-in-law? Asleep? "Leaned over and took Xiaoyun from my sister's hand, the fat man's heart was half cold, and he didn't fall asleep! The man looked like ...... He's dead?

"Don't ...... Don't cry, don't cry! Speak! What's wrong with your sister-in-law? The fat man was trembling all over, and even his voice was trembling.

The little bearded girl didn't speak, sobbing and wiping her tears.

The fat man couldn't take care of his sister anymore, hugged Xiaoyun and looked at it, shook it a few times, put Xiaoyun lightly on the table, reached out to probe her snort, and pressed it on her stomach, and the fat man's hand hung down, like a marionette, suddenly someone cut the thread, and the whole person fell to the ground.

A good person, how can you say that if you don't have it, you're gone? The fat man couldn't accept this. I didn't want to speak, I didn't want to cry, I fell, and I sat quietly on the ground, my eyes blank, and I didn't say a word.

The little bearded girl was tired of crying, and the fat man never said a word, and he didn't ask her a word. Miss Hu wondered, "No, this game is not played like this...... My sister-in-law is dead, why is my brother so calm? What is he thinking, is he thinking that Ming'er should change to a sister-in-law? She thought that anyone who fell in love was the same as her, and if this one didn't work, she would change to the next.

Originally, my sister-in-law pretended to be dead, but now it's okay, this brother is as lifeless as a dead man. The little bearded girl performed the technique of crying in front of two dead people, and it was not interesting.

"Brother, brother, don't you ask me, how did my sister-in-law die?" Miss Hu finally couldn't hold back and took the initiative to attack.

The fat man's face sank like water, and his voice was weak and weak, "You go out first, don't bother me." ”

That's what I'm waiting for! Miss Xiaohu made a grimace and shouted loudly: "Slightly ~ I'll make noise, I'll make you to death, you come to beat me." ”

The fat man glanced up at her, lay down on the ground, closed his eyes, and two lines of tears overflowed from the corners of his eyes.