Just do it, I immediately told Uncle Li my thoughts, and after listening to it, Uncle Li also agreed with my thoughts about selling the jade beads, firstly, because Zhang Bowen and Qi Nan really haven't had any income for a long time, and it's not a way to sit and eat empty, and the wealth is scattered and people gather; Second, it's because this thing in my hand is an out-and-out ghost thing that has just been found out of the coffin! You can't prove that it's private, it's an ancestral thing, so it's best to get it out quickly and give it to the rich people who like to collect it, those people have the ability to dare to hold this thing in their hands, otherwise it will be a scourge sooner or later if it is reported to cry!

It's also our industry rule, unwritten, but everyone knows what to do.

My dad used to have a way to dump this thing, but I hadn't touched it, so I had to ask Uncle Li's opinion to see who could sell it at a good price.

After all, antiques, to be honest, don't have a fixed price at all!

Wu Fatzi and I estimated the value of this thing at eight or nine million, mainly based on the texture of this jade bead, the age background and the unearthed environment, but it is difficult to say whether it can be sold at this price. If someone takes a fancy to it, it must be worth it, and it is not good to say that it is more than 10 million yuan; If no one can see it, no matter how good your goods are, you will be blind, and you will end up rotting in your own hands! So I have to ask Uncle Li and ask him to help me find a better buyer who can sell for a similar price, after all, I am really short of money now.

Uncle Li fell into silence for a long time after listening to what I said, and after a moment he gritted his teeth and said, "Find Yu Er!! I saw your thing, the texture and color are absolutely not bad, it is a jade specially paid tribute to the royal family in ancient times, ordinary people can't afford it, the price of millions is not a joke, I guess it will be Yu Lao Er can ask for it! ”

I've really seen this Yu Erzi before, and I have a pretty good relationship with my dad, his original name was Yu Bo, because he is the second in the family, so people call him Yu Er. This guy is very famous in the industry, and he is the most powerful second-way dealer, what is a second-way dealer? It was from us who received the objects, and then he was pouring them out, he is definitely a capable person, and his reputation in the industry is also first-class, and there are two main reasons - rich! Courageous!

has money, needless to say, this guy is probably worth tens of billions, and he is definitely a hidden rich man hidden in Taiyuan.

Be bold, this one is interesting. First, it's because this person takes everything, not to mention a fucking piece of valuable ancient jade, even if you get a national treasure like the heirloom jade seal, he dares to ask for it, as long as he falls in love with this thing and thinks that this thing can be sold for money, then there is nothing he doesn't dare to ask for, and he is a well-known and bold master in the industry. The second reason is that this person dares to earn any money, especially the money of foreign museums, which is not ambiguous at all. This person has a rule, good goods will never be sold to foreigners, he is sorry for his ancestors, but rotten goods, there is no thing with any play value, he is a good person to sell abroad, in his words, it is very suitable for archaeologists to deceive foreigners, and he is not afraid of being found by others to retaliate. Let's talk about one of the things he is most famous for, that is, he took a piece of stinky footcloth from an old lady in the Qing Dynasty, and finally sold it to a foreigner for 10 million, and this 10 million is still a beautiful child!! Ruthless or not? The strange thing is that the stinky footcloth that I don't know which tomb was dragged out of the tomb ended up on display in a Western museum, and the museum's explanation of the footcloth was that it was the underwear of a beautiful Oriental woman more than 200 years ago!

Needless to say, this must be Yu Laoer's rhetoric when he sold that piece of footcloth, that is really a beautiful woman who can pull it......

People have been dead for more than 200 years, and there are almost a handful of bones left when the museum opens, if it is buried in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River, the soil in those places is very acidic, and the bones of the dead who have been buried for 200 years are crispy, and the corroded ones can't be picked up, and they are thrown into the coffin, who can the fuck recognize whether it is a beautiful woman?

Also intimate clothing, this is even more buried, the ancient women's foot wrapping is very terrifying, is when she was a child to pinch the foot bones to break, and then wrapped with a foot wrap, at the beginning of a foot wrap, the toes are full of pus, the smell is more than the outdoor public toilet are choked, even if the feet do not flow pus, because the feet are completely twisted, there are many places on the feet that can not be washed, you say that the taste can be good? Not to mention the cloth wrapped around this kind of foot, I wonder what kind of mentality Westerners will have when they know that the "intimate clothing" that they think is incomparably fragrant is actually such a thing?

Yu Laoer's ability to fool people can be seen from above, but he has a very good relationship with my father, so I don't have to worry about him cheating me, so I agreed. Uncle Li immediately took out his mobile phone and called Yu Lao Er, just in time for Yu Lao Er to be at home, so Uncle Li simply took me to Yu Lao Er's house, and when we arrived, this product was wearing a big flower pants, wearing a red vest on the upper body, and was nesting in the sofa enjoying two delicate beauty massages, there is no one billionaire should look like, the whole is a rich man, no wonder others say that we lack everything in Shanxi, there is no shortage of local tyrants, and the dare is all because there are many people like Yu Lao Er.

Yu Lao Er is very familiar, as soon as he saw us coming, he immediately greeted me with a smile on his face, hugged my shoulders and said Xiaoge on the left, and I had goosebumps all over my body when I screamed from the right, in fact, I and he have only seen each other twice, where is it so familiar?

However, he was willing to call me and didn't have a trick, so he could only admit it, and he pulled him to sit on the sofa and greet him for a long time, and Yu Lao Er cut to the point: "Xiaotian, I heard that you have a good object?" ”

I nodded, took out the jade bead and handed it to Yu Lao Er.

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Yu Lao Er took it and played with it twice, then looked up and asked me.

The ancients believed that it could prevent the leakage of essence in the body of the corpse and embalm the corpse, so when the dead were buried, they would basically stuff things in the mouth and asshole, the poor stuffed a money, and the rich stuffed jade.

My beads were pulled out of the asshole of Helian by the fat man, and it was not wrong to say that it was a fart plug, so I nodded.

"Good, good stuff!"

Yu Lao Er played with it in his hand a few times, and then stretched out his tongue and licked it twice, and immediately slapped his thigh and shouted: "Oh mom, that's right, that's the smell!" Damn, it stinks with history! ”

As he spoke, Yu Lao Er also lifted the fart plug to my nose and shouted vigorously: "You smell, you smell this smell, how authentic it is!" ”

I really couldn't stand him a little anymore, and quickly dodged it, although I also knew that the method of identifying the true and false farts plug Yu Lao Er was definitely the most direct and simple, in the past, someone in the south made fake fart plugs, and threw the fake into the feces and urine pit to soak, and after soaking, it did look like a real fart, but the smell was much more choking than the real fart, and the connoisseur could lick it out as soon as he licked it, but I knew it was the same thing, but I couldn't do it if I really let me go up and lick it twice......

Next, Yu Lao Er took out a magnifying glass or something and looked at the thing I brought over carefully, and without saying a word, he was going to go down directly, and gave me eight million, which was directly drawn into my card. This price is about the same as I expected, and it is definitely a very fair price, so I have a good impression of Yu Laoer, and I also promised him that I would have some good things for him in the future, and it can be regarded as I have found a fixed way for myself.

After talking about the deal, Yu Lao Er pulled me vigorously and said that he wanted to take me to take a bath, and squeezed his eyebrows and told me to give me one of his little sisters, I felt a pain in my heart at the time, I knew that it must be our family that was mad, this is a demonstration for me, where do you dare to agree at the moment? Shid's way off said that he had something to do in the afternoon, so he quickly slipped away.

In the afternoon, I asked Uncle Li and I to prepare the equipment that should be carried, black donkey hooves, black dog blood, ink fountain line, these things are absolutely indispensable, anyway, they are basically purchased according to the specifications of the last time we entered the Qinling Mountains, and even the Luoyang shovel I bought these things, although I don't know if I can use them, but there is no big mistake in being careful. Finally, for the sake of insurance, I also called Li Jiajia and asked her to help me go to the women's toilet to secretly come over a few red dragons, anyway, this time she insisted on setting off with us, and it was also appropriate to make a move, I asked her to bring it to me at night after she got it done, of course, because of this I must have been scolded by Li Jiajia, I won't say anything about the scolding, I must be thinking that I am perverted......

After preparing these things, I finally felt a little more at ease, and waited for Zhang Bowen to come over at Uncle Li's house, and then we set off for the destination together.

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