Is this answer a straight man?

Later, the girl's temper tantrum stopped abruptly, and she didn't have to think about it to know what they were doing, and she was embarrassed to listen to it anymore.

"Night chess, why don't I catch some fireflies for you." Jiang Yu proposed.

When the girls saw their boyfriends helping them catch fireflies, they all laughed happily, and he wondered if he helped them catch a few fireflies in Night Chess, would Night Chess also laugh so innocently?

"Are you sure?" He is a child who grew up abroad, and he has been in contact with those rich sons and brothers since he was a child, and what he usually talks about must be relatively advanced topics, so let him catch fireflies, it is estimated that his efforts are in vain, right? Night Chess was skeptical of Jiang Yu's words.

"Of course!" He heard the suspicion in the night chess words, and was eager to prove himself, and spoke again: "Although I have not caught fireflies, but just now I saw a few boys catching fireflies, so I raised my hands to the grave of fireflies and closed them in my palms, it is very simple, I will definitely catch them." ”

"What if you can't catch it?" Night chess asked mischievously.

"What if you can't catch it? There is no such "what if"! Jiang Yu replied firmly again.

"But I still want to know, what if there really is?" Night chess played together, winked and asked mischievously.

Jiang Yu: "...... What if? He raised his hand and touched his chin, as if he was really thinking about the problem, and suddenly approached her when he was defenseless in night chess, and replied mysteriously: "If I can't catch it, you will ...... Kiss me. ”

Night chess: "......" face turned red without warning.

What kind of answer is that?

I knew she wouldn't have asked.

"Night chess, night chess, what do you think of this "what if"? Jiang Yu is suddenly looking forward to this "what if" now.

"Okay, okay, no in case, but we caught the fireflies, okay?" Night Chess awkwardly changed the subject, "You said that they flew well, and it didn't get in the way of anyone, right?" In case everyone goes over to catch a few, there are fewer and fewer fireflies here, what do people think of fireflies? ”

Take the men and women in front of them as an example, since Yeqi and Jiang Yu came here, they saw that they had been running around catching fireflies, some flew away, some flew over again, and after they caught them, they put the fireflies in a transparent container, although they were very beautiful, those fireflies were also strange and pitiful.

"Poof...... Why are you so kind? I just want to catch it and show it to you, and then let it go, what are you thinking about this little head? ”

Night chess.

"Then I'll go with you." Ye Qi said this, he had already agreed, Jiang Yule waved his hand, "No, no, you can wait for me here, I'll go by myself." ”

"And where are you going?" If you don't have acquaintances by your side, you will be a little scared in this unfamiliar place.

"I'm nearby, don't be afraid, just sit here and wait for me, I'll bring my phone, you can call me at any time."

"Oh......" Night Chess pulled the tail note very long, and silently recited Jiang Yu's mobile phone number in his heart, embarrassed, and couldn't memorize it, I hope Jiang Yu doesn't ask her this question, otherwise she is really embarrassed to answer.

I was really afraid of something, and in the next second, Jiang Yu asked this question that made her feel embarrassed, "Night chess, do you remember my mobile phone number?" ”