Chapter 257: I Want to Be Single
The corners of Hua Ni's mouth twitched: "What did you just say?" ”
came early in the morning, Zhou Lei made breakfast, and before she started eating, someone opposite suddenly blew up a news, which made her a little confused.
What happened?
Yesterday, there were a bunch of men around Hongxing, and I felt that the peach blossoms were going to overflow, why did I come together this morning, and the other party told her - I want to be single!
Wait, isn't Hongxing going to fall in love?
"I said, I'm going to be single." Hong Xing said with a serious face, "Big goblin, I think it's terrible to fall in love." Really, since we have talked about it, we have to be responsible for each other's lives, not to mention ensuring the happiness of the other party, and I have to give birth to each other, which is really terrible. It's not a matter of a day or two, but for a hundred years and a hundred years, no matter how strong the heart is, it can't stand it. I don't think I can do that at all, so I'm better single......"
Hua Ni was confused: "A hundred years and a hundred years? How many relationships are you going to fall into? ”
Isn't it, are you going to be like a good damn vixen, "game world"?!
Why didn't she know that Hongxing had such a big "ambition" before?
"Not a single one. If you start it, you can't end it, so it's better not to start at the beginning. ”
Hua Ni looked at the serious face of the red apricot, and always felt that she had ignored something, what was it?
"Thank you, goblin, but thankfully you reminded me, otherwise I would have made a mistake." Always surrounded by a bunch of men, to be honest, Hongxing really enjoys this feeling a little, full of vanity, and even longs to have a - maybe, it's a good feeling to fall in love.
But as soon as the things sent by the big goblin yesterday were "fried", she blew up, and she had to be responsible for the life of the family when she fell in love?
It's too painful, isn't it? Especially, even if you don't like the other person, as long as the other person likes you, you have to work hard to make the other person happy, pretend to be a lifetime, and wait for the other party to start over after a hundred years.
Oh my God?!
A hundred years, although it is just a matter of sleeping for goblins, but damn it, when you are responsible for the happiness of human beings for a lifetime, you are seriously "over", not a minute or a second, not sleeping.
Hongxing said that she doesn't have that much ability, so it's better not to "play".
It's actually pretty good to be a goblin who is serious, just planting flowers, and enjoying the beautiful scenery.
"What did I remind you?"
"It's what you sent yesterday."
What's so strange about what was sent yesterday, right? Flower Clay began to think back.
That vixen had a lot of strange things, and she often "swapped" with her, so she got a lot of things. She didn't need most of them, and she didn't bother to look at them, so she put them away.
Yesterday, I suddenly remembered that red apricots are useful, so I sorted out a few things a little and threw them to her.
It seems that there is a cultivation cheat in it, and she remembers that the fox spirit said that if one day she wants to find a human to fall in love with without being punished by the Heavenly Dao, it is good to use that cheat.
It's been too long, and I can't remember it clearly.
There is also a vestment made from the hair collected by the fox spirits when they change their moults every year, which is fireproof, which is especially useful for plant elves like them. Hongxing is afraid of fire, and she will be with humans in the future, so it is safer to have such a fireproof clothing.
The other love cheats are also vixen's love manuals, which are notes she sorted out herself.
Hua Ni thought, Hongxing wants to fall in love with humans, and there is a guidebook that works a little, so she packed it together.
"I didn't send you anything strange yesterday, did I? Why do you suddenly want to be single? "Obviously, I used to like to be pursued by men, but now I suddenly don't like it, is there something wrong with what she sent?
Then Hongxing told the story told in the xx double/cultivation cheats, about the fairy and the human being, bala bala bala.
Hua Ni's eyes widened: "That...... Except for the double/repair cheats that are true, the above stories are all made up by fox spirits. ”
Red Apricot: "...... Fabricated? ”
"That vixen likes to talk nonsense all day long, and he likes to write his own books, all kinds of messy books. Just that cheats, she copied several copies and gave them away, except for the double/cultivation cheats above, the other versions of the story were written by her casually, used to bluff people......"
Hongxing was stunned: "That...... When you fall in love with a human, aren't the goblins responsible? ”
"It is necessary to be responsible, after all, human beings are the darlings of the Heavenly Dao, we are goblins, and the Heavenly Dao is more strict with us. It's good that we don't make mistakes, even if we make mistakes, even if the sky thunders, we don't know how many thunders we can bear, so be careful. ”
Hong Xing flattened her mouth: "That's not what I said." If you fall in love, you have to be responsible, so how can we goblins talk about it? ”
Hua Ni was stunned: "So, you just want to fight/shoot, and don't want to be responsible?" ”
"Ahem!" Hongxing choked, her whole face turned red, "Big goblin, what are you talking about?" How could I ...... How could such a thing be done? ”
Hua Ni rolled her eyes: "You are only allowed to do it, and I am not allowed to say it?" ”
Sure enough, the red apricot has the same virtue as the damn vixen, and the master who runs away after eating.
Come on? Is it really that easy to bluff when human beings?
I didn't see that the fox spirit owed too much love debt, and he had been targeted by the Heavenly Dao, in order not to be killed by the thunder, is he still honestly "repaying" the love debt?
Life after life, sad.
What's even more tragic is that she just paid this back, and she hooked up again and owed n people, and she had to pay it back for a few more lifetimes.
She is now, and she will always owe more debts than she has repaid, and she doesn't know how many lifetimes she will have to pay. If it's not clear, maybe one day it will be split by the Heavenly Dao.
The thing that the xx double/cultivation cheats said is that she always owes a "love debt", and she feels that she is still unclear about her complaints.
Hua Ni didn't even want to look at it, at most he copied a copy of the essentials of the cheats of double / repair, afraid that he would use it one day.
Seven emotions and six desires, among which the love calamity is the calamity that the goblin will reach, God knows which day she will live, if she can't survive, it will only be herself who suffers.
If she really encounters it, she only hopes that she will have a "smooth life", and she doesn't want to come to that kind of "sadomasochistic love" and suffer that kind of sin.
"How did I do it?" Hongxing shouted wrongedly, "How long have I been transformed?" I haven't had time to do anything, how can you put a big hat on me? ”
"Oh, so you want to do it, but you haven't had time yet? It's okay, there's a lot of time in the future, you can take your time. ”
"I obviously didn't mean that, I mean, I haven't been in shape for a long time, and it's impossible to do it."
"Yes, I understood, I just transformed, the time is too short, I don't have time to do it. In the future, there will be more time, so there is no hurry. ”
"No, I ......"
"Ah Lei is in."
Hongxing quickly closed her mouth. Although Zhou Lei is "his own person", he doesn't know that they are goblins. Suddenly let him know, it might scare him to death - hemp eggs, plants are all fine?! I want to chat with more like-minded people about "{?$article_title?} ", WeChat pays attention to "excellent reading literature", chatting about life, looking for confidants~