Chapter 96: Push, Push, Push

As soon as he raised his nose and smelled the rich aroma of wine, Brother Jian woke up, but he lay still, pretending not to wake up yet, and the fat man poured a bowl of wine for it to drink, which was normal.

"Brother Jian, you have opened your eyes, drink a bowl of wine to quench your thirst, don't pretend to be asleep" Xiao Xi grinned and laughed.

According to generation or age, Xiao Xi has to call this sword grandpa, no matter how bad it is, he has to be an uncle, but Xiao Xi, a child, never talks about seniority, the fat man is called "Brother Jian", and he is also called "Brother Jian".

Brother Jian plunged into the bowl as soon as he sucked a bowl of wine before standing up and turning the tip of the sword to Xiao Xi, "What a strange child, you know if you open your eyes or not, you can see my eyes"

"Nothing I guessed." Xiao Xi lied. He could see a four-thousand-year-old sable, let alone a sword that was decades old. With his magical eyes, he could see Wei Xuan in the sword.

I guess some readers have forgotten about it, and then they are confused who Wei Xuan is and why such a person suddenly appeared

Wei Xuan is the heroic soul who lives in the sword, a dignified general, returned triumphantly, picked up a son on the way, and later this son and Wei Xuan's wife mentioned it here, and then it is not suitable for children, think about it, dear

Brother Jian looked at the three bowls of wine in front of him, "Say, little fat man, what are you doing here?"

The fat man moved with affection and reason, "Brother Jian, look, I'll take you out, there haven't been a few peaceful days for me along the way, it's all troublesome, we're here together, you have to help out, if you don't"

"Shut up, shut up" Brother Jian interrupted the fat man's words, he couldn't stand listening to this fat man the most, and he kept talking like chanting, "I didn't say no, didn't I let you say it, what did you say?"

"Okay," said the fat man, "then I'll say we're in a little trouble, and we're in two water ghosts." ”

"Well, let's go, go on, don't say what the hell do you want to do?"

"We're just thinking about how to kill those two water ghosts." The fat man said.

"Oh," the sword twisted, "then you don't have to do it, water ghost, it's dead."

"It's not Brother Jian, I mean to destroy the water ghosts, right, right, right"

Jian drank another bowl of wine, "Then why are you looking for me, but you are looking for the Heavenly Master, I am also a ghost, you let the ghost catch the ghost, is it like a word?"

The fat man always felt that the words that Brother Jian said were familiar, did Sister Xiaohu also say something similar

Xiao Xi patted the fat man's chest, and said proudly: "What kind of heavenly master is my father?"

"Hey, you little broken child" The fat man got angry when he thought of this, "I don't think I was beaten bad enough last time, right?"

Demons can't catch demons, ghosts can't catch ghosts, Brother Jian rejected the fat man for reasons similar to Xiaohu's girl. Xiao Xi explained that it was not for Brother Jian to go by himself, but for the fat man to go, but the fat man couldn't kill the water ghost with his bare hands, so he needed a good weapon.

Since this is the case, then Brother Jian agreed to just lie down, whether he can beat or not, that's the matter of the little fat man.

The fat man looked incredulous and pointed at Xiao Hugu

Mother, "Xiao Xi, can you stop cheating on your father, don't you think you go with your mother, there are more things than me?"

Both shook their heads, one said, "No, I think Daddy is the best", and the other said, "That's right, Daddy, believe in yourself, you are the best".

"Aren't you just holding back the pit people, I'm not going to do it" Since this matter is pushed on the fat man's head, the fat man doesn't want to do it, and he's afraid to think about it, and he's not a true heavenly master, isn't it painful enough to learn to subdue demons and eliminate monsters last time

"Hey, yes, yes," the fat man said, "I have a good idea, ha, we have water ghosts like this, then there is something to do with us, let's Ming'er, don't cross the bridge, can't you just walk around the road, right, the water ghosts are so cute, why should we hurt the water ghosts?"

"Dad, you have no conscience, you go out and see, how many coffins are there"

"That's it, daddy, you're the hope of the whole village."

Speaking of which, the fat man gritted his teeth, go, go, go, go

You have to practice before you go, the fat man has never learned martial arts, he can't make a sword, and holding a sword is a blind comparison. Xiao Xi pushed the fat man to the door, "Go ahead, Dad, practice hard, play cheap outside the door"

The fat man walked out with his sword in his hand, and Xiao Xi applauded, "Okay, mother, come and see, my father is playing cheap."

The fat man looked back as he walked, and no matter how he heard it, he felt awkward that the kid seemed to be cursing

After less than ten minutes of playing with the sword, the fat man returned to the house. Just looking at the rows of coffins outside the house, I had to panic, and no one taught me what kind of sword to play, so I was afraid that I would accidentally cut off a few of my fingers.

When I returned to the house, I told my mother and son that this could not be done, and with my own swordsmanship, I couldn't do it to others. I retreated in my heart, and discussed with Brother Jian again: "Brother Jian, don't you know how to move yourself, are you good to come, you see the water ghost, won't it be over if you fly up and poke him with two swords, I'm so foolish, you're not dizzy."

Brother Jian pretended to be asleep again. This sword is really condescending to the fat man as a weapon, but if you ask Brother Jian to go on it yourself, Brother Jian won't do it. Subduing demons and eliminating demons is a matter for the Heavenly Master, and Brother Jian also thinks that the water ghost is so cute, how can he hurt the water ghost

The fat man's head is big, this pit daddy is small, why every time I encounter this kind of thing, I thought that the mother and son would solve the matter when they went to the river, okay, they ran all the way back, and they ran faster than the other, and finally ran back and called me on me, aren't you afraid?

The fat man felt bitter in his heart, "Tell me about you, ah, Xiao Xi, you have all seen the water ghost, why don't you solve it, you call me, I have never seen what the water ghost looks like, where do I go to find the water ghost, he is not stupid to stand there and wait for me to take a sword to split him"

"This is easy to do," Xiao Xi clapped his hands, "You deliberately fell into the river, won't you be able to see the water ghost?"

The fat man nodded, well, okay, what a good way, I fell into the river, didn't I drown, and "deliberately" deliberately, do you listen to what this kid is talking about

The family of three discussed until late at night, and Xiao Xi was always full of confidence when he spoke, Dad, you are like this, that way, and you will succeed. The fat man can't believe that the most helpless thing is this, whether he believes it or not, he can only do as he says, because only this little kid can be a military advisor here.

Discussed

Halfway, the fat man wants to sleep, mainly because the more he listens, the more afraid he becomes, he thinks this job is too dangerous, or he should wash and sleep, and Ming'er will go out to see if he can meet a heavenly master or something, wouldn't it be much easier

Just as I was about to lie down, I heard a cat meow outside. It is not a slow "meow", "meow", it is the same as a sudden brake, it comes very abruptly, quickly and shortly, listening to this "meow", the fat man is thinking, it is the cat's tail that has been cut off

The fat man didn't care, the cat barked and the dog barked, isn't that normal, lie down and sleep and think about how to deal with the water ghost, no, no, no, you can't sleep if you think about it

I didn't think about anything, and I couldn't sleep. Lying down, the person is lying on the bed board, the bed board is a solid, the effect of solid sound transmission is very good, this is a basic common sense everyone understands. There are some sounds that you can't hear when you stand or sit, but you can hear them when you lie in bed.

As soon as the fat man lay down, he heard the sound of scratching the door. It doesn't look like people are scratching the door, listening to this sound, the fat man suspects that the cat that "meowed" just now is scratching the door. The sound was close, but it was clearly not the door of my own house. The fat man rolled over, put his ear to the bed and listened, and heard the door open. Closed again. It's on again. Closed again. "Knock", "Click", "Knock", "Click".

The fat man's heartbeat beat faster and faster with the rhythm of the door, and now he understood that this was the sound of opening and closing the door, and this was the sound of pushing the coffin lid

Miss Hu and Xiao Xi slept in the other bed. The fat man hurriedly rolled off the bed and ran from his bed to Miss Hu's side, "Sister, sister, did you hear any noise?"

"No," Miss Hu was sleepy, sleeping with Xiao Xi in her arms, and spoke vaguely, "Go to sleep, don't care if it makes a sound." ”

The fat man rolled back to his bed, yes, yes, sleep, sleep, leave it alone, it's fine, if you glance at it, you may see something, maybe you can't sleep.

He had to lie down when he slept, and when he lay down, he would hear the sound. The fat man followed the voice, beating in his heart, one-two, one-two-one, there was a picture in his head, well, push, hey, didn't push it open, the lid closed again, and then pushed, eh, one, two, and didn't push it away, and pushed it again, and I still didn't push it away.

The fat man wants to go out and teach the one who pushes the coffin lid, you can't lie down and push, you lie down and push, your hand is not long enough, but you don't push open a crack, and then cover it again, when can you push it away, you have to stand up, otherwise you squat and push, go up, it's also a way

Listening to this voice, the fat man really couldn't fall asleep over and over. Glancing at the bed opposite, both of them were asleep. The fat man wanted to call Sister Xiaohu, but he couldn't bear to disturb her sleep. I can only endure it myself, and I am afraid, and I really want to open the window or open the door to take a look.

While listening to the coffin lid, I heard the laughter of a girl. The fat man said in his heart, what is going on, this is pushing and playing, trying to listen to the sound, and he is quite young. No, it's not ordinary young, it sounds like Xiaoxi, it's a child's voice. Could it be that the child is playing with the coffin lid in the coffin?

The fat man was thinking about it, when out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the shadow of a head reflected on the window paper. That's a child, only if you grow as tall as Xiaoxi, you can only see a head when you stand in front of the window.

The fat man wrapped the futon tightly. This kid is dead and alive