"Senior brother, is it really okay to hide here?"

"Or else?"

Gu Tao sat in a sewer pipe, with a pot on top of the portable stove, in which beef, fish balls and prawns were tumbling, Gu Tao and Xin Chen squatted in it with disposable chopsticks and stuffed meat into their mouths to eat, looking like two homeless people who had spent the winter.

"If you find it, you're afraid you'll be killed." Xin Chen picked up a large piece of beef and put it in the dipping sauce, mixed it and stuffed it into his mouth: "They should find you easily, right?" ”

"Dreaming." Gu Tao snorted: "You don't know, in my life, fighting is scum, but it can be said that I ran away from home and never met an opponent." I've taken off all the equipment that can be tracked, and I've shielded the perception with the spiritual power of the little evil god, and now we're four hundred kilometers away from the base, so if they can still find me, I'll broadcast it to you......"

"Stop, stop, eat." Xin Chen waved his hand: "Don't say disgusting things." But if you spend it, won't you be found? Tifa looked powerful. ”

"That's really amazing." Gu Tao took a deep breath: "Don't spend money, let's earn!" How much do you have left? ”

"Less than five hundred." Xin Chen took out all the money and put it in front of Gu Tao: "When I was leaving, I took it with Qianqian." ”

"Enough to eat for a few days." Gu Tao pondered for a moment: "Then start making money." ”

Xin Chen sighed: "You just put down all the work over there?" ”

"All the work plans have been temporarily handed over to Jingyuan and Satania, and now I am fine with or without me, just waiting to move." Gu Tao narrowed his eyes: "Anyway, I can't stand it." ”

In fact, Xin Chen really didn't understand the strange insistence of his junior brother, although he was beaten very badly by his father in the past few days, he really felt that his combat skills had made an unprecedented breakthrough, after those flashy tricks in the past were abandoned, a set of tricks was more concise and more dangerous, and even people who could live a few tricks with themselves before couldn't even bear it now.

But just when he was addicted to abuse, Gu Tao suddenly woke him up in the middle of the night, and then told him that he was going to run away from home, and then the two of them managed to climb on the speeding coal train and came to this strange city. The two of them didn't bring anything with them, except Dream Bear. Everything on the body that could be locked was left at the base, even the shoes were newly bought after they came out.

Yes, they came out barefoot......

"Senior brother, why are you so resistant to learning from your father? Not only that, but you also don't learn those Taoist techniques. ”

Xin Chen really felt incredible, obviously others could not meet it, but the junior brother didn't care at all, and was even full of disgust and disgust.

"I can't get up in the morning."

"But you won't practice in the afternoon."

"Don't ask, it's lazy to ask." Gu Tao lowered his head and put a spoonful of peanut butter into the plate: "And I'm actually a ...... who hides very deeply"

“gay？”

"You're gay." Gu Tao took a sip of Xin Chen: "A pacifist who hides deeply." I really don't have any interest in fighting, but you always force me to learn and practice, one or two, my grandfather, my father, and you. ”

"But...... Fuxing Daomen ......"

"Why can't I be revived? Is it because I don't have enough brains or you can't fight? ”

And while they were talking, Xin Chen's hairs suddenly stood up, and Gu Tao also straightened up, but before they could react, suddenly a soft and fragrant body appeared behind Gu Tao, and his hands were naturally folded, hugging his neck.

"Oops, I forgot about her......" Gu Tao patted his head: "Sister Eucalyptus......"

Glancing back at the smiling eucalyptus god lying behind him, Gu Tao sighed and said to Xin Chen, "We have been arrested." ”

"Nope." Eucalyptus smiled and said, "I came quietly without telling them, they have already started looking for you everywhere." ”

Gu Tao let out a sigh of relief when he heard this: "Sister Xie Yu, but Sister Yu, if you let me go first, and if you don't let go, the beef will be eaten up by this cub." ”

After the start of the new round of meat grabbing war, Sister Eucalyptus sat next to Gu Tao with her knees hugged, she didn't like to eat meat, so Gu Tao picked out vegetables and fed them to her while eating beef, with a difficulty coefficient of nine points zero.

"Why are you running away secretly?" Eucalyptus raised his eyes and looked at Gu Tao, and his eyes showed his incomprehension: "Did someone bully you?" I'm going to kill him for you. ”

Gu Tao picked up a mushroom dipped in the sauce from the bowl and fed it into the mouth of the eucalyptus god, and pinched her face: "Sister Eucalyptus, let's discuss something, you are a lovely big sister, don't kill people at every turn." ”

"Oh......" Eucalyptus nodded, "Then why did you sneak out." ”

"Actually, I just want to come out and relax, and I don't mean anything else." Gu Tao raised his head: "Take a walk around and see something, not run...... It's just to come out and relax. ”

"Then why be distracted?"

"Because I'm not happy."

"Isn't that how you can be happy?" Eucalyptus crawled in front of Gu Tao and imprinted a butter mark on his face: "Is it better?" ”

"Wow......" Xin Chen was dumbfounded.

Gu Tao coughed twice: "Happy and happy...... But it's not because of this, it's just that there are a few days every month, and I'll go back in a few days, okay? ”

"Oh, good." Eucalyptus nodded: "Then I'll accompany you." ”

Accompany it, Eucalyptus is a particularly stubborn person, she is a fan to Gu Tao now, her joys, sorrows, and sorrows, her thoughts and thoughts, are all a mystery, although she is nominally a girlfriend, but Gu Tao really doesn't dare to do anything to her. Anyway, in front of Eucalyptus, the cowardice is over.

As for why, it's actually quite simple. Even if it is an intellectual sister at Tifa's level, her behavior is traceable, and her temperament is stable, Liuzi and Weiwei are actually relatively easy to understand, not to mention little girls like Kitten and Rongrong. But only the god of eucalyptus, she is moody and changeable, sometimes she is an innocent little girl, sometimes she is a simple and firm girl next door, sometimes she is a cold and handsome big sister, and sometimes she is a ruthless female devil, such a strange female goblin, is it cute? Surely, cute, isn't it? It's actually quite scary.

"Then let's sleep!" Eucalyptus adjusted his posture and lay on Gu Tao's lap: "Sleep!" ”

"Don't, don't...... Sister Eucalyptus, let's not live here, this is a place to eat hot pot. Gu Tao coughed: "We booked a small hotel." ”

"Oh."

Will the itinerary be glamorous? Obviously not, there is only one room, because there is no need to log in, so this kind of underground hotel is very popular, after they go back, it is already midnight, open the door of the hotel, there is a burst of mildew smell inside, there is an unstable shaking bed sound and unbearable obscene sound in the next room, Gu Tao of course doesn't care, but Eucalyptus leaned on the wall and listened, and the more he listened, the more excited he became......

"Where will I sleep later?" Xin Chen looked at the only bed in the room.

Gu Tao thought for a while: "Balcony to make do?" ”

"Senior brother...... Xin Chen took a deep breath: "You should be a person." ”

"Okay, okay, three people squeezed." Gu Tao shook his head silently: "I was wronged to sleep in the middle." ”

Xin Chen touched his chin and looked at the small bed: "I suddenly thought of a joke. ”

"What?"

"It's just a multiple-choice question, if there were two people lying on a bed, one was your goddess and the other was a, who would you choose to turn your back on?"

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere suddenly became stiff, and Gu Tao squinted at Xin Chen, his eyes were full of murderous aura.

"Haha...... Ha ......" Xin Chen also seemed to feel that he had said something very unusual, he laughed halfway through, scratching his face in embarrassment: "I'm not a." ”

Gu Tao rolled his eyes perfectly, and a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Lao Tzu will not sleep in the same bed with you if he dies." ”

"Senior brother...... I really didn't mean that. Xin Chen let out a sigh of relief and pointed to the cloth bag behind him: "My girlfriend No. 2 is carrying it behind me." ”

Gu Tao stood at the window with his hands behind his back, looking at the deep night sky, and said for a long time: "Who knows if you are a double." ”

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I didn't dare to sleep when I slept, and after Gu Tao put the eucalyptus in the room for a night, he sat on the balcony with Xin Chen and drank and ate peanuts, and chatted blindly.

"What is the Apocalypse?"

"Apocalypse." Xin Chen pondered for a moment: "It's the Heavenly Tribulation." ”

"Nonsense, I'll ask you what the principle is."

Xin Chen shook his head: "I don't know, I haven't experienced it." ”

"Isn't it documented?"

"It seems to be, but it's not the same. Thunder tribulation, wind tribulation, fire tribulation, heart tribulation, all of them. ”

Gu Tao took out a small notebook: "What is the thunder tribulation like?" ”

"By the way, why do you always like to use your little notebook when you have Satania when you have Satania?"

Faced with Xin Chen's wise question, Gu Tao raised his head helplessly: "The most primitive thing may be the most reliable thing, and the convenience brought by any modernization is coexisting with risks." ”

"Makes sense."

"Stop beeping." Gu Tao knocked on the table: "Hurry up." ”

Xin Chen adjusted his state: "The thunder tribulation is actually the thunder that crackles in the sky, those thunders hit people, and if they die, they will die, and if they don't die, they will be golden immortals." But it seems that there are very few, and generally the thunder tribulation is only experienced by the grass and wood spirits, and you see that those thousand-year-old trees are struck by lightning, which is the thunder tribulation. We are generally the heart tribulation, and most of the livestock demons are wind and fire tribulation, so the goblins will turn into human form in the later stage, because the heart tribulation is the loss of mana, but the wind, thunder and fire are fatal. ”

"That's right." After Gu Tao wrote it down, he glanced back at the sleeping eucalyptus god: "Did you say that the eucalyptus god has experienced the thunder tribulation?" ”

"No, definitely not." Xin Chen shook his head: "She's still far away, but it's not good to say, she has eaten too many mountain spirits and ghosts, and heavenly punishment may be coming, that thing is just the same as thunder tribulation, but if you say it...... It's impossible to become an immortal. ”

"Why?"

"Because she is an immortal, turn back? Export to domestic sales, can't. If she experienced the Heavenly Tribulation, she could only turn into an Asura and kill gods. Xin Chen glanced at Eucalyptus: "And if she wants to cross the catastrophe, she will definitely be so terrifying that she will be scared to death." ”

"You mean thunderbolt?"

"Well, it's thundering in the sky."

"Can I borrow external force?"

"Of course you can, but who can withstand that thing." Xin Chen scratched his head: "I haven't heard of anyone borrowing external force to resist the Heavenly Punishment and Heavenly Tribulation." ”

"Not necessarily."

Gu Tao touched his chin: "As long as it's a decent electricity, it's easy." It's like playing. ”

"Can't you...... If you have the ability, then all the grass and wood spirits in the world will kneel down and beg you. ”

"Hey, you still don't believe me."

Saying that, Gu Tao walked into the house and took out a piece of brown cardboard, and then twisted a piece of wire and put it on it: "Come on, come on, I'll simulate a catastrophe for you." ”

"Is this okay?"

"It's good to believe in science."

Gu Tao first removed a lamp on the balcony, and then connected the wires behind the lamp to both ends of the cardboard: "You see, we are now spraying the conductive liquid on the cardboard and wetting it. ”

The cardboard was wet with tap water by Gu Tao, and then he broke the wire into a closed trapezoidal shape and put it on it, and several wires were linked to the water pipe at the contact point below: "Turn on the switch." ”

Xin Chen turned on the light switch, and the soaked kraft paper began to be burned rapidly, with unique lightning tattoos and scorch marks, but the parts surrounded by the wire were not affected at all, until most of the paper was burned, and the trapezoidal space inside was still intact.

"Turn it off."

After turning off the power, Gu Tao picked up the cardboard: "How is it?" ”

"Is it so amazing?"

"Basic operation, there has been a related theory on the earth for a long time, called Faraday cage." Gu Tao smiled: "What is the biggest problem now, do you know?" ”

"What?"

"It's that the melting point of the external conductor must be high, because there may be ball lightning, which is a terrible batch of things." Gu Tao picked up the wire: "There is no material on the earth that can withstand it. ”

Xin Chen's eyes lit up: "Do you have a way?" ”

"Think about your girlfriend's material." Gu Tao smiled: "It's a little meaning." ”

"If it works." Xin Chen gasped: "You're going to become the king of the tree cave." ”

"What do you mean?"

"The easiest thing in the world to become a spirit is a tree, but most of the trees can't survive the catastrophe, and the tree spirits who have experienced the catastrophe and those who have not experienced it are simply the setting of two games, if you can help them survive the catastrophe...... Goblins can't owe favors, you know what I mean? ”

Gu Tao touched his chin: "Really? ”

"Seriously!" Xin Chen laughed excitedly: "When you go back, you're going to experiment, right?" ”

"Hmm." Gu Tao narrowed his eyes: "I don't think it's difficult, if it's really like this, I'm afraid we are really going to become a hegemon." ”

Xin Chen couldn't sleep with excitement all night, and kept discussing with Gu Tao how to deal with various catastrophes, but now the simplest thing is wind and thunder, thunder has a Faraday cage, fire has a heat insulation suit, and wind has a water drop cabin, but now the most difficult thing has become a heart tribulation, this kind of calamity from the inside out is really difficult, and Gu Tao was also a little embarrassed for a while.

"Don't think about it yet." Gu Tao looked at the white clouds in the sky and stretched: "It's dawn, I'll go out and find a way to get some money, it's really not okay, you go and serve the rich woman." ”

"Huh?" Xin Chen was stunned for a moment: "Why me?" “

"You're handsome."