Chapter 63: This is too untrue

The fat man and Sister Hu fell back into the river next to the tofu shop, and it was already dark. According to the current hour, it is seven or eight o'clock in the evening, which is equivalent to about eleven o'clock in the evening at that time, and it is time to wash and sleep. The work and rest time is different, at that time at twelve o'clock, it is called the third watch in the middle of the night, and now people want to say that they play until the third watch in the middle of the night, it must be after three o'clock.

The two of them fell into the fire once, and then fell back into the river, one second they were still in the sea of fire, closed their eyes and waited for death, and the next second they were soaked, if it weren't for Sister Hu's quick eyes and hands, she carried him ashore, and the fat man who couldn't swim would have drowned in the water. The fat man was not tied up by the little bearded girl, and when he went out today, he almost died twice, and he made a lot of money.

Back at the tofu shop, the fat man sat on a stool and spit out water. vomited uncomfortably, small tears were oozing out, and tears were also shedding in my heart: when I came back in the past, as soon as I opened my mouth and shouted, Xiaoyun brought up the hot soy milk, if my body was uncomfortable, and I vomited and vomited like now, Xiaoyun would definitely be very gentle and take care of it wholeheartedly, but where is Xiaoyun Xiaoyun

Things are not people, and they are the most miserable. The fat man was restless, his heart was in a mess, and he panicked. Sister Xiaohu dried her long hair, and took a dry cloth to rub the fat man's head, "Brother, your body is wet, you dry it first and change your clothes, why are you in a daze?"

"You said your sister-in-law, why did she lie on the river, how did the river catch fire, the two of us are saved, what about her, can she run out, no, you should ask, why did she go there, why did she lie there, why did she lie there, why didn't she run?"

The fat man's heart was confused, and the words he said were incoherent, and the little bearded girl shook her head speechlessly, what kind of nonsense are you talking about, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen

He didn't know, Sister Xiaohu still knew a little bit about it, although she didn't know what Xiaoyun was doing and why the river was on fire, but at least she knew that Xiaoyun was a goblin, something strange happened, nothing strange. Fairies are just like normal people, that's weird. So she didn't take it to heart, maybe her sister-in-law was doing some strange practice, whatever, she was better than me, if she ran into trouble, she couldn't solve it, and I wouldn't be even more useful.

The fat man asked, and she didn't want to answer either. is also a goblin, and other things are confused, she is still very principled in this kind of thing, and she can't reveal the bottom of her sister-in-law and tell the fat man Xiaoyun that she is a goblin.

The fat man pondered by himself. He is not a goblin, unlike Miss Hu, who has a little basic knowledge of his peers. All kinds of strange things, Miss Hu can't figure it out. The internal reason, which is what he can be figured out by a mortal in his previous life, if he is a Daluo immortal or something, he may have no teacher in this life, he was born a prodigy, and everything in the world can know one or two; He was a pig in his previous life, what else would he do besides eating

Thinking too much and being too messy, this person is crazy, the third watch doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, and he is still sighing, "Xiaoyun, what's wrong with you, why haven't you come back, you don't come back, where am I going to find you, why are you still lying to me, teach me to go west, you obviously want to tease me in the east again, you pretended to be dead and scared me last time, hehe, I'm not fooled this time, you can come back and rest when you're tired of playing" Holding the white cloth that Xiaoyun left on the table with both hands, he muttered to himself, looking forward to Xiaoyun's return.

On a table in the innermost corner of the wall, the sword couldn't stand it anymore, shook the blade of the sword, and knocked on the table, "Hey, I said little fatty."

Don't be stupid, drink some. ”

"No," the fat man muttered, "Xiaoyun isn't here, I don't want to drink." ”

Well, it would be nice if Xiaoyun was here, how interesting it would be to drink with Xiaoyun Thinking about it this way, the fat man was even more depressed.

"Well, if you don't drink, you won't drink," said the sword, "if you don't drink, pour me some, or I'll have a headache when I hear you talk like this." ”

"Where do you have a head?" said the fat man, still getting up and taking the bowl, pouring a bowl of wine, and placing it beside the sword.

The fat man looked at this sword and drank wine in a daze, and after looking at it for a while, he remembered that Sister Xiaohu told me that the last time I was caught in the yamen, it was this sword that taught her to save me. How does he know that I am in prison, and if this sword can know where I am, then it will know where Xiaoyun is

"Oh, yes," said the fat man, "do you know where Xiaoyun is, I'll add you a bowl of wine." ”

The fat man carried the wine jug, poured an extra bowl of wine, and put it on the table.

"Yes." Ken replied as he drank.

"Where?" asked the fat man.

"That's another question, and there's a bowl of wine."

Isn't this a scoundrel Okay, add one bowl, add one bowl, the fat man doesn't mind, as long as he can know where Xiaoyun is, add ten more bowls.

The fat man poured another bowl of wine, "Say, where"

"Didn't you see it with your own eyes, on the river?"

"Now, she's still on the river"

"Add wine."

"Okay, add it, say."

"Now, I don't know."

The fat man has no strength to get angry, and he is surrounded by good friends such as Sister Xiaohu, such as this sword, and if there is nothing to do, he will tease the boring man and play with him.

In this sword, there are ghosts. After a person dies, he becomes a ghost, and the relationship between the ghost and the human being is very close, and it can manage a little bit about human beings, for example, he can fish the fat man out of the prison, Xiaoyun belongs to the demon class, and this sword is not capable of taking care of it. He didn't know anything about Xiaoyun's situation at all, and only after listening to the fat man on the side did he know that Xiaoyun was on the river. As soon as the fat man asked, the sword said that he knew, and deceived a bowl of wine, saying that he could cheat another bowl of wine on the river to play tricks on this little fat man, and he could also cheat the wine to drink, so why not

The fat man looked at the sword and drank it, and wanted to drink it himself, so he snatched a bowl of it and took it up and drank it in a big gulp. The wine was even more sorrowful, and after a few sips of wine, Xiaoyun hadn't come back yet, and the fat man was about to start muttering again. The fat man opened his mouth, and the sword screamed "sigh hey" all the time, listening to this fat man's repeated chatter, he was scared.

"Why are you talking about these useless things, you go to her." Sword said.

The fat man's heart said, you said lightly, I have to be able to fly to do the sea of volcanoes and fire, I just picked up a life and came back, and then I went to send another life and thought about it, it was right, now it is impossible to find it in the fire, but the fire will be extinguished after all, I will sleep, and when Ming'er gets up, the fire should be extinguished, I will look for it again. I want to see people alive, I want to see corpses when I die, and I want to burn them into charcoal

"Yes, we'll look for it tomorrow at dawn, it's not a way to be in a hurry now." The fat man decided, drank and went to sleep, and then said it when he woke up.

Thanks to this sword to say such a few words, otherwise this fat man would have been chattering and chattering all night, and this man would have really become crazy. Miss Hu is too tired today

, who escaped death and was frightened and tired, fell asleep early. The fat man drank a few sips of wine and went to bed too. Lying next to Sister Xiaohu, she was sad again, it should have been Xiaoyun who was lying here.

I don't know that Xiaoyun is lying on the river, and now he is scorched and he doesn't lie down and closes his eyes, his mind is active, and the fat man thinks about it again. Suddenly remembering the dragon that rescued himself and his sister today, the fat man suddenly turned his head and looked at Sister Hu's neck, and the dragon-shaped Yingluo was missing, and suddenly realized that it was so.

The strange things I saw today passed through my mind one by one, and the fat man couldn't think of a reason, so he felt dizzy and fell asleep.

There was something in my heart, I couldn't sleep well, the sun came out, and as soon as the light shone, the fat man woke up. After washing his face, he hurried out the door and walked east along the riverbank. Sister Xiaohu is still sleeping, the fat man is anxious, and wants to rush to Jiangkou quickly, I wanted to wake up Sister Xiaohu yesterday and let her carry it, and soon arrived at Jiangkou. After thinking about it, I don't think it's appropriate, how can I use my sister as a horse to ride, besides, I was forced to run by her yesterday, and it was not good for a big man to ride on the back of a little girl. Forget it, forget it, slow down, go yourself.

Compared to Miss Hu, his speed was more than a star and a half. From the faint sunlight of the early morning to the bright sky, the sun was dazzling, and the fat man arrived at the mouth of the river. I walked to the mouth of the river and looked at the river, and the wind and waves were calm. The fat man looked around, stunned, no, this scene is very familiar, it can be determined that the place where he is standing now is the place where he stood yesterday, isn't this place all burned by fire How did all the flowers and trees grow out overnight

Everything is back to the way it was. The fat man looked at it again and again, slapped himself twice, it really hurt. Unbelievable, the fat man said in his heart, did I dream yesterday, or am I dreaming now, this is impossible, obviously this large area has been burned, but now there is no trace of being burned by the fire.

If the fat man regrets it, he should wake up Sister Hu and let her come along. The fat man turned around and went back the way he came. It was so strange that there was no one else present, and he didn't know if he was living in a dream.

Back at the tofu shop, Sister Hu disappeared again. There was only one sword left on the table in the room. The fat man went to ask the sword: "Alas, did you lie to me yesterday about drinking?" As long as it remembers what I told him yesterday, it proves that I am not dreaming, and that the riverside has indeed been burned by fire.

The sword lay quietly and said nothing. This sword, when it is usually drunk, wakes up on its own. I drank it yesterday, and I slept very well today, and the fat man couldn't wake it up.

"Where is my sister going" Jian ignored him, he could only ask Sister Xiaohu to ask, but his sister didn't know where to go.

The fat man is almost annoyed, has all the mildew in the world gathered on me alone, ah, why is there no good thing

Something pleasant happened immediately, Sister Hu came back. The first thing the fat man saw was that her neck was indeed gone.

Anxious to confirm something, the fat man stepped forward, took Xiaohu's sister's hand, and wanted to ask a question, only to find that his sister was carrying a vegetable basket in her hand.

"You are"

"I'm going to buy vegetables, and my sister-in-law is not here, so I'll cook and cook for my brother."

The fat man shook his head vigorously, no, I was really dreaming