444, heroes for protection? Less.
"What did you just call me?"
"Cut! Cut it down! Evil God No. 2 shouted beside him, "Don't listen to it, these lackeys of the Holy Light are not good things!" ”
"Neither are you." Gu Tao turned his head sideways and said, then stretched out his hand to the Nightmare Queen and said, "Little sister, you are so beautiful!" ”
Evil God No. 2: "??? ”
The Nightmare Queen froze for a moment, then let out a smug hiss.
"To save face, let this thing go first." Gu Tao looked at his watch: "There are still twenty minutes." ”
The Nightmare Queen actually nodded, slowly let go of her hooves, and slowly ran in front of Evil God No. 2, circled around him twice, snorted, and was surrounded by a big guy of dozens of meters to breathe fire...... It's a little uncomfortable. Evil God Two took a few steps back: "You recognized the wrong person. ”
But the Nightmare Queen didn't pay any attention to him, and lifted her hooves with a kick......
The second evil god pounced, and the flat one was trampled on and his head was shot.
Gu Tao looked back: "I'll make ...... Trampled to death? ”
"No, no...... I'll go first, the queen wants to kill me, make it think it's best if I'm dead, and hide it for a while. I don't want horses. ”
The voice of the evil god No. 2 sounded in Gu Tao's ears, and Gu Tao was happy when he heard it, this grandson actually had something to fear......
But now is not the time to toss this, but the two big guys in front of them......
"What did you just tell me?" Gu Tao pointed at the unicorn with his sword: "Say it again." ”
I said...... Big brother help. The unicorn lay on the rooftop, looking at the sky helplessly: "Ah, today's wind is so noisy." ”
"Huh?"
"I thought I was going to be a superstar, you see how beautiful I am." The unicorn lay on the ground and raised its hooves to gesture at the nightmare staring at it in the distance: "But I didn't expect to come out for the first time in four hundred years, and I encountered this thing, and I couldn't beat it." ”
"It's not." Gu Tao touched the metal braincase: "You are a unicorn, why do you speak Chinese." ”
"Oh, big brother, you see you outside." The unicorn lifted its hooves and slapped the horns off its nose with great difficulty: "Fake! ”
"What kind of unicorn am I." The dead thing sighed, and then slowly shrunk into a man in his twenties, he knelt on the ground, and stretched out his hand to Gu Tao: "Hello big brother, let me know, my name is Jianma, and I am a native of the country." Ah, by the way, my father's clan is very famous, called Ying Long. You've probably heard of it, big brother. ”
Gu Tao was silent for a moment: "I'll check the information." ”
Hey...... When I checked the information, I was really a local.
"I'm still too young." Jianma crooked beside him: "I shouldn't have come out in the first place, let alone attack you, I smelled the smell of dead Qiqi on you, I was thinking about the person who could beat Qiqi to death, I'm afraid I'm not an opponent anymore, I'm sorry!" ”
Jianma said, suddenly raised his head, and then slowly lifted his clothes, exposing his upper body: "I'm very sorry......"
"Dress me!"
"Oh, didn't you say it's basic common sense to apologize and show your boobs?"
Gu Tao turned his head and shouted to the Nightmare Queen, "It's okay, come and trample him to death." ”
The Nightmare Queen came in the air with a volley, and Jianma immediately threw herself to the ground: "Obey!" I took my big brother!! ”
And when the Nightmare Queen walked up to him, she glanced down at the false horn on the ground, and then transformed into a human form, a very tall big sister, who was 1.85 meters by sight...... The muscles are toned, the hips are particularly sexy, and he is wearing a tight black dress.
She picked up the huge horn from the ground: "Fake? ”
"It's not fake, my ex-girlfriend." Jianma raised his head and sighed: "She didn't live as long as me, and she didn't live me." ”
"Yanmar ......"
"Ang...... That's right. Jianma pondered for a moment, then looked at the Nightmare Queen, and then shook his head vigorously: "No, no, no, it's not like this, the ex-girlfriend is more petite, and the kind with a relatively high operability coefficient is not so big." ”
And the Nightmare Queen lowered her head and frowned, as if she didn't understand, but Gu Tao fully understood...... He glanced up at the Nightmare Queen, then turned to look at Jianma and nodded vigorously, "This one is too big." ”
"Right." Jianma gave a thumbs up to Gu Tao: "Heroes see the same thing." ”
But at this time, the time of the Iron Curtain came, the rays in the sky began to fade, and the situation inside could also be seen from the outside, and the helicopter hovering in the sky was flying towards this side, and this had already become devastated by the brawl between the two behemoths.
The buildings were broken by laziness, the eaves were broken, the streets looked like they had been ploughed by artillery, and they looked so miserable that no one dared to approach them, only helicopters hovering in the distance.
"Your Excellency Queen......" Gu Tao looked at the Nightmare Queen: "You...... Can I go back? ”
"Refuse." The Nightmare Queen sneered, "I'm gone, I'll come back to you." ”
"Alas...... Alas......"
Unable to stop Gu Tao, the liberated Nightmare Queen disappeared in an instant, not even a breath left.
No wonder the Evil God No. 2 said that he couldn't get her, it seemed to be true, Gu Tao's existing tracking methods couldn't track him at all. And after she left, Jianma immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Big brother, then I'll leave too, see you later." ”
"You come back to me!" Gu Tao grabbed his hair: "Be honest, otherwise I'll kill you." ”
"Oh......" Jianma stood there dejectedly: "What about the preferential treatment of prisoners of war?" ”
"Shut up." Gu Tao pressed the device on the armor twice and lifted the magic: "Satania, high-grade battle damage paint." ”
In an instant, the armor on his body became mottled, and he was covered with scars all over the mountain, looking iron-blooded and embarrassed, the light in one eye was extinguished, and there was a modular visual stealth on his leg, which could be seen with obvious mutilation, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like he was seriously injured.
"You give me an honest one, can you get a little smaller?"
"Yes...... But what are you going to do? Jianma shrank back: "Pedophilia ......"
"Damn, where did you get all this mess! Shrink for me! Then shut up! ”
"Then I'd better turn into my original form."
Just in the gap of turning around, Jianma turned into a pony more than ten centimeters large, snow-white, and quite good-looking, Gu Tao tied it around his waist with a safety belt, and then jumped out of the ruins in his battle armor and walked out slowly.
And when he appeared in everyone's field of vision, although he looked embarrassed, almost the whole city was boiling...... No, to be precise, the whole world is boiling, people are like watching a superhero movie, and in the end, good triumphs over evil.
But they never thought that in fact, there was a consensus between good and evil.
"Disarmed."
Gu Tao spoke, then stretched out his hand and waited for a while, and then the spear used by the Evil God No. 2 to summon the Nightmare Queen automatically flew into his hand, this move is comparable to Thor's flying hammer, it is simply handsome, especially with the battle damage paint, it is simply the highest masterpiece of war art.
This scene was faithfully recorded, and it became popular all over the world at once, and Gu Tao's armor also replaced Iron Man's Mark series as the children's favorite robot series, in fact, this is not Gu Tao's original intention, he is essentially two things with Iron Man...... It's just that the setting is a bit of a crash, and the appearance is different, Gu Tao's armor is very villainous, and he likes to change his coat blindly, red today and black tomorrow, wow golden legend. Besides, the power source is different, and the combat system is also different, so let's not talk about it...... Let's talk about Disney's lawyer's letter warning.
And when he staggered through the ruins, the media also sensitively filmed the pony toy on his waist, I don't know how many people were moved to tears by this scene, and interpreted it without authorization This is to protect a certain child's childhood, and then a large number of followers came out, what real heroes are in addition to defeating evil, more to protect the good and other nonsense.
In fact, Gu Tao just wanted to take out this stuff with a bag in his head, nothing more. Guaranteed that there were no casualties, who would care about a toy.
In the school, the little rabbit cubs watched the live broadcast around the TV, and they were all enthusiastic, Sect Master Gu! That's Sect Master Gu! is really handsome to take off, and that flying spear in one hand makes his coldness and chic performance to the fullest.
"Ah...... I can't stand it anymore. The ham sausage fell on the bed: "Sect Master Gu...... The man who haunts me day and night. ”
"You save it." Liu Qian was eating a bag of spicy noodles next to her: "Teacher Gu doesn't even look down on you, and you are still the sect master of Gu." ”
"Go, go, pour cold water." Ham sausage sat up: "You say, Sect Master Gu and Teacher Gu are obviously two brothers, why is the gap so big!" ”
"I think ......" Xiu Chen frowned and retorted sonorously: "Teacher Gu is more handsome!" ”
"You're hopeless." Ham Sausage stretched out his hand to open Xiuchen's eyes: "Let my sister see if you are blind." ”
"Go away, go away." Xiu Chen's hand was removed from the ham sausage: "Although Sect Master Gu is indeed powerful, he is too far away from me, and my senior brother is also a hero like him." But Teacher Gu is different, you really have no conscience. ”
"Don't be so up-and-coming." Ham sausage sighed: "I didn't say that Teacher Gu was bad, I just ...... Sect Master Gu is really handsome, and he is powerful. ”
Chen Lili hugged her knees and thought for a while: "Actually, let me choose, I will also choose Teacher Gu, he is not only handsome, but also ...... It's so comfortable to hit someone. ”
"Wow!! Dead Perverts!! The ham sausage pointed at Chen Lili: "You are really a pervert!" ”
Xiuchen also rolled his eyes and scolded with a smile: "What a pervert......"