Chapter 216: The Corpse of a Plant
Alas, Dumb sighed heavily. It's really sad to have a human dad who can't understand his own words!
Hongxing said, "Shake hands." ”
Dumb stretched out a leaf and shook hands with the red apricot.
"Bye-bye."
Dumb leaves waved: Bye-bye!
"See, Dumb can understand human speech and communicate with human beings, but it's a pity," Red Apricot's face showed a trace of contempt, "but unfortunately, human beings are too stupid to understand the words of plants." ”
She also touched Dumb's head and continued, "I also plan to teach Dumb to read, and when he almost recognizes it, then he can communicate with humans through a translator." Plants are much smarter than humans! ”
Yu Wenqian's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it: "What did you just say?!" You're going to teach Dumb to read?! It's a plant, how is it possible"
"What's wrong with the plants? Plants can't read? Plants are smarter than humans, and only you humans will think that only you humans are extremely smart and superior to others in the world, and God knows how many species in the world are smarter than you humans. ”
Hongxing was afraid that Yu Wenqian would not believe it, so she specially brought a translator over and asked him to communicate with Dumb.
"Dumb has just started to learn to read and write, and he doesn't know many words, but a simple greeting is no problem at all. You can talk to it simply and see if it can communicate with you. ”
After speaking, he put Dumb and the translator on the table together, let it operate, and motioned for Yu Wenqian to start.
Yu Wenqian was stunned, and it took a while to come back to his senses and stare at Dumb: "Hello! ”
Dumb turned his head and looked at Hongxing: What am I going to do?
Poof, who had been ignored for a long time, covered his mouth and almost didn't laugh. Hahaha, I finally held a bouquet of flowers to court, but I was spit out by the goblin and took the "corpse", not to mention, and was despised for not having a stupid IQ, someone is really pitiful!
As for whether Dumb has an IQ or not, benevolence is a matter of opinion, and the wise are wise.
Hongxing touched Dumb's head: "Good, Dumb, this brother is practicing talking with you, you can play with him for a while, okay?" ”
So boring! Dumb sighed, stepped forward, and flipped a button on the translator.
Then listen to the mechanical voice of a translator: "Hello! ”
Qiaoha, right?! Yu Wenqian's eyes widened: "What's your name?" ”
Dumb pressed the translator, and the translator's voice announced: "My name is Dumb, in a daze." What about you? What is your name? ”
"My name is Yu Wenqian, do you know Yu Wenqian?"
Translator: "I don't know how to write it, but I often hear Sister Hongxing call you a fool." Is your name called Fool? ”
Hongxing hurriedly touched Dumb's head: "Dumb, don't say anything if you have it." ”
Dumb looked at her blankly: Didn't you let it chat? How can you chat without asking questions? That's how it looks like those half-demons are chatting with the people in the virtual network.
"Dumb, good!" Hongxing is naturally not easy to explain, so she can only appease Dumb.
Fool! She actually called me a fool?! Yu Wenqian didn't know whether to cry or laugh, so he could only look at Hongxing with a sad expression, and the words in his mouth were said to Dumb: "Dumb, you tell me, Sister Hongxing said anything bad about me, tell me everything, okay?" You're going to tell me I'll water you later. ”
Dumb was surprised, and hurriedly replied with a translator: "Zhou Lei's father has already watered, if you water it again, it will drown me." ”
"Zhou Lei's father?" Yuwen Qian snorted.
Dumb's father Zhou Lei can't be the person he knows, right?!
Dumb tilted his head and pressed the translator innocently: "Yes, Zhou Lei's father." He was kind to me, loosening the soil and watering me every day, taking me to the sun, playing with me, and telling me bedtime stories. But it's a pity that Zhou Lei's father is too stupid to understand what I said, otherwise I can chat with Zhou Lei's father, bala bala bala"
mentioned Zhou Lei's father, and Dumb's words suddenly became more.
At this time, Zhou Lei felt that there had been no movement in the house and wanted to come over to take a look. I didn't want to hear a translator constantly calling his father, constantly spitting that he was too stupid to understand anyone's words
Wait, when did he have a daughter?
This voice, although it sounds a bit mechanical, is clearly a female voice of a milk baby, but he swears, he doesn't even have a girlfriend, and he is still a virgin, so where did this girl come out?
When he looked for the sound and looked in, what he saw was Dumb using two leaves, "popping" the translation machine, and "spitting" with Yu Wenqian.
What's the situation?!
Dumb can play with a translator?!
His eyes widened in disbelief.
How can it be?!
Are plants intelligent species, and they actually play with translators?!
"Dumb?!" He couldn't help but exclaim.
Hearing the familiar voice, Dumb's Ye Zi's hand shook and made a strange turn: "Zhou Lei's father"
"Dumb, you can actually talk?! No, no, I mean, you actually use a translator? Wait, aren't you a plant? How do plants use translation machines? Zhou Lei felt that his brain was a little messy, and the six gods had no master.
Isn't a plant, a plant, a plant?
How can plants use translation machines like humans?
If plants could use a translator in the same way that humans do, would they still be plants?
Plant-intelligent creatures that use a translator?
And human beings are just intelligent creatures in the vast universe. If plants are able to use translation machines, does that mean they can think like humans?
One of the criteria for judging whether a race is intelligent is the ability to think like humans.
Dumb didn't seem to understand Zhou Lei's father's panic, and said with a blank expression: Why don't plants use translation machines? Zhou Lei's father, what are you panicking about?
found that Zhou Lei's father couldn't understand his plant language at all, and there was no way, so he could only use the translator again and say it again.
"Why don't plants use translators anymore? Zhou Lei's father, what are you panicking about? ”
"Dumb, tell me first, are you a sapient being?" Zhou Lei took a deep breath, calmed himself down, and said.
Dumb pressed the translator: "What is an intelligent creature?" ”
"To be able to think independently like a human being, to have a life, and even to have one's own cultural heritage."
Dumb tilted his head and pressed the translator: "If it's like Zhou Lei's father said, then I think Dumb Yes, Dumb has life, Dumb can think, as for cultural inheritance, I don't know much about it, but the big goblin told me that I am the only transformation beast in the world, everything about the transformation beast is hidden in my mind, no need to learn, this is inheritance." ”
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