The fat man returned to the inn, and Miss Hu and Xiao Xi were still chasing and frolicking in the house. The fat man knocked on the door, and the little bearded girl opened the door with a smile.

As soon as the door opened, the fat man asked Miss Hu, "What trouble are you causing again?" ”

Miss Xiaohu had a hippie smile, spread out her hands and pretended to be innocent, "Hehehehe, no, I'm playing with Xiao Xi, I didn't cause any trouble, did Xiao Xi?" ”

Xiao Xi also "Hehehehe, yes, I didn't cause trouble." ”

The fat man squinted at the mother and son, "Oh? I just saw a girl at the West Street Paper Flower Show, holding a child in her hand, jumping directly onto the roof from the ground, you said this girl...... How could she jump so high all at once, how could she be so powerful? ”

Miss Hu shook her hand very modestly, "Aha...... Meaningless, meaningless......"

The fat man hooked his index finger and chiseled it into the door of Miss Hu's head, "It's still a little meaning!" I praise you! Yes? ”

A normal girl, when she sees someone else making a gesture to knock her head, she has to shrink her neck, or raise her hand to cover it, but Miss Xiaohu is a very real girl, and her heart is very steady, so my brother won't really beat me. Not only did the upright girl not dodge at all, but she tiptoed a little and rose to meet her, helping the fat man to complete the action of striking her head.

The fat man's index finger flicked on the door of the little bearded girl's head, if she dodged or blocked, the fat man could knock her a few more times, but this stupid girl stood still, smiling with her face up, that means, you knock it, you like to knock a few times, knock a few times, I don't hide, you are free. The fat man was embarrassed to start, put his hand back, and said "cough" twice, "Forget it, forget it, enter the house and say, enter the house and say ......"

Miss Xiao Hu was stupid, Xiao Xi helped to talk to her, said the good thing, and said what happened today, and finally Xiao Xi concluded that today's incident is just a little embarrassing for Miss Xiao Hu, and it does not affect others, and it is not a trouble.

The fat man also breathed a sigh of relief, what stupid thing can't he do with his confused sister? It is rare for this kind of girl to sit peacefully on the stall of the paper flower exhibition and learn to make paper flowers, and the fat man thinks that she is going to fight with someone, or which house has the tiles been revealed.

Miss Xiaohu asked the fat man for advice, saying that she was now thinking about whether to go to Chu's house to take a look and tell the old lady about what happened at the stall.

The fat man said: "No, the eldest lady of the family is knowledgeable, the craftsmanship of the Chu family is very exquisite, the eldest lady is going to study there, what are you doing?" It's time for you to make trouble again. Didn't you say that the eldest lady Ming'er should take the first place in the paper flower exhibition, you go to disturb her now, isn't it harming others? ”

Miss Hu lowered her head, crossed her fingers with her left and right hands, thought for a while, and said, "Oh, then I won't go." ”

If you want to say that this little Hu girl, sometimes she is really easy to deceive. The fat man and Xiao Xi both know that the tourists who go to see the paper flower exhibition are basically not there to see the paper flowers. There is a ranking among the contestants, and the old lady must be at the bottom. Only Miss Xiaohu, after seeing the paper flowers made by the old lady, firmly believes that the old lady can take the first place. The fat man and Xiao Xi also pushed the boat along the water, and they all used this to coax her.

This is a white lie. If you really tell the truth to this stupid girl, no one will look at your old lady at all, everyone goes to see the little girl, and no one looks at the paper flowers! That little bearded girl must go to the street to find it

People fight and go, "What? This is a paper flower exhibition, you guys actually came here to see the beautiful women? Come and see the paper flowers for me! Then he may use some strong tactics to tie up all the tourists on the street and drag them to the old lady's stall.

Now that it is safe and does not disturb the social order, the fat family of three can live a stable life. The fat man hummed a little song, drew his sword, poured wine into the bowl, and invited Brother Jian to drink. Enjoy this cozy, peaceful, and maybe short, good time together.

Brother Jian "twisted his waist", stretched his "head" into the bowl and drank, paused, and seemed to "glance" at Xiao Xi next to the table, and the sound of urns coming from the tip of the sword: "Xiao Xi, you ......" stopped talking halfway, and stopped talking.

Xiao Xi seemed to have fully understood what Brother Jian wanted to express, nodded firmly, and said, "Hmm." ”

The tip of the sword was picked up, bent down, up, and down, as if Brother Jian was also nodding and said, "Hmm." ”

After talking to Xiao Xi, Brother Jian put his "head" into the bowl and drank.

The little bearded girl and the fat man looked at each other and blinked, what was the message in their eyes that conveyed to each other? You don't know? Oh well, I don't know either!

The fat man and the little beard girl both wondered, Xiao Xi and Brother Jian ...... Nodding, "um", "um", what kind of code is this?

The fat man used his brain to ponder. Miss Xiaohu doesn't need to use her brain, her head is not suitable for using her brain, and her brain is easy to hurt, so she simply patted Xiao Xi's shoulder and asked, "Xiao Xi, what are you talking to Brother Jian?" ”

"Oh," Xiao Xi said with a smile, "Brother Jian asked me if this wine is okay." I said yes, very good. Brother Jian said, that's fine, he tasted it. Look, mother, isn't Brother Jian tasting wine? ”

Miss Hu chuckled, "Oh...... Well, I thought you were discussing some mysterious thing! ”

Brother Jian raised his head from the bowl and said, "Good, not bad, good wine!" ”

As far as Xiao Xi and Brother Jian weave this set of lies, they simply cooperate seamlessly. You see, he asked me if the wine was good, and I said it was good, and he tasted it, and you see, now he has tasted it, and he says that it is really good. Everything is the real thing happening in front of you, and people have to believe that Xiao Xi is telling the truth. But the fat man didn't believe it!

The money is in the hands of the fat man, and it is the fat man who is responsible for buying the wine, whether the wine is good or not, Brother Jian should ask the fat man, not Xiao Xi. Besides, the fat man knows Brother Jian, and it's not a matter of one or two days, just Brother Jian's alcoholic character, when he sees that he doesn't drink wine, he will first ask if this wine is good? The fat man is not very smart, but after all, he is not as lacking in heart as Miss Hu, and he still has this little basic judgment ability.

knew that Xiao Xi and Brother Jian were cooperating with each other to play a good show, but the fat man didn't break it. The reason here, the first point, no matter what Xiao Xi and Brother Jian are plotting, in short, it is external, it will not be to harm the fat man, if you want to harm the fat man, you still need to work hard, Brother Jian will do it with the two swords; The second point is that Xiao Xi is a cheating father's baby, he doesn't tell the truth to his mother, let alone expect him to tell the truth to his father, so it's useless for the fat man to ask.

The fat man smiled indifferently, as if he hadn't seen or heard anything, and continued to hum a little song and take a few sips of wine. Spent a leisurely tea time, day

It was dark, and it was time for dinner, but when a few people were drinking in the house, they called the shopkeeper to serve a few plates of snacks from time to time, and they were all full, and no one wanted to go to dinner seriously.

Xiao Xi drank a lot of wine and walked like a drunken fist. A four- or five-year-old child walks crookedly and crumblingly to look particularly funny. It made the fat man laugh.

There were two red clouds floating on both sides of Xiao Xi's cheeks, squinting, shaking his head and walking a few steps, to the fat man, holding the fat man's back, and pushing the fat man out of the house, "Stupid daddy, it's dark, why are you still here?" Go back to your house, I'm going to sleep with my mother. ”

All of you who have drunk alcohol know that a person who usually speaks softly, after a few glasses of wine, he speaks loudly. Drink a few more bottles, and everyone will become very rushed. Come on! Drink! Who is afraid of who! The people at the wine table are basically such an imposing momentum.

Today, the fat man also drank a few big bowls of wine, and his little temper came up, trying to provoke his drunken eyes, glaring at Xiao Xi, and talking with a big tongue, "Hey Xiao Xi!" You...... What about you, kid...... What's going on? She is your mother, I am your father, and your father is ...... Why can't you sleep with your mother? Yes? You...... You're driving me away? You are unreasonable! ”

Miss Hu's eyes lit up, "That's right! Why can't my mother sleep with your father? Xiaoxi, you are unreasonable! Today, you will go to your father's house to sleep, and my mother will sleep with your father. As he spoke, he grabbed the button of the fat man's shirt and ripped off the fat man's collar, "Come on, Xianggong, rest early!" ”

At that moment, a picture suddenly flashed in the fat man's mind: a little baby who could stretch and contract, soft and hard, was cut off by a big knife "click". When the fat man woke up, wrapped his shirt tightly, and said, "it, it's not right for you to do this!" The child is still so young, how unsafe it is for you to let him sleep in a room by himself! I'm going back, you two have an early rest! "Crawl out with a roll.

Miss Hu shouted behind her: "Hey, don't be in a hurry to leave, let's discuss it again!" ”

Xiao Xi glanced at the back of his fat father who was running away in a hurry, and "giggled" and lay down on the bed. Miss Hu closed the door, helped Xiao Xi adjust her sleeping position, sat on the edge of the bed and sighed, "What are you doing running so fast, hum......" Lying on the bed bored, looking at the beams of the roof, she suddenly remembered something, and Miss Xiao Hu sat up again.

Miss Hu stroked Xiao Xi's warm cheeks with red clouds, Xiao Xi didn't react, and seemed to be asleep. Miss Hu gently lifted the thin quilt covering Xiao Xi's body, slowly rubbed Xiao Xi's belly, rubbed it a few times, and gradually, she lifted the corners of Xiao Xi's clothes, held her breath, and gently pinched Xiao Xi's pants with her fingers, and slowly pulled them down......

Miss Hu verified her guess that it was not Zhu Jiadi, it turned out that every male has such a little baby!

She studied in a professional technical school all day long, how could she not understand this? She really doesn't understand! She learned from professional female technicians, all about women's grooming, the teachers didn't mention to her the little baby on men, and the main people didn't expect that she would not even know this, who would deliberately popularize this basic common sense to her?

Xiao Xi is not a child who defecates everywhere, and never shows the baby in front of his mother. So Miss Hu is discovering this shocking secret for the first time today, and she is overjoyed, well, when I have the opportunity, I will also see how the fat brother is.