The fat man's self in his mind: heroic, wielding a sword, sweeping thousands of troops and horses, and the momentum of thousands of men is irresistible.

The real sight that the little bearded girl saw in her eyes: a little fat man, clumsily holding a sword, like a ball, rolling slowly.

It's a little Hu girl, and whoever sees this fat man rolling over can't help but want to kick his bulging belly, and it will be regarded as kicking.

The fat man ran from the door to the coffin, and for a short time, the little bearded girl looked at it, and she was tired of looking at it...... Compared to the speed of the little bearded girl, this fat man is too slow. At the same distance, Miss Hu wanted to run, and she arrived in the blink of an eye; This fat man shouted "Ahhh Miss Xiaohu watched this fat man run, just like when we watched the movie, the slow motion was pulled eight times, and she was anxious for him.

Just now, the zombie and the cat demon hugged each other, and the little bearded girl stood in front of the coffin with great interest to watch, and the fat man was not as bold as the little bearded girl, so he hid behind the door and secretly observed.

When the filial son came out, he wanted to persuade him to fight, but the two of them were so bitten that they couldn't pull away, the fat man shook the hilt of the sword, and said in his heart, it's time for this big hero to appear! Swinging his sword, he ran out.

The main thing is that Sister Hu is here, he is not so afraid, just right, take this opportunity to try this sword if it doesn't work, if this sword doesn't work, Ming'er won't mention the matter of catching water ghosts!

The fat man's movements were so slow that he couldn't be slower, and when he got to the coffin, he held his sword, fell down, and slashed between the hands of the zombie and the cat demon, but before he could cut it, the two in the coffin, his hands were scattered, the zombie lay down, and the cat demon jumped out. The two gnawed at each other for a long time, some people watched, they didn't care, some people persuaded them, and they didn't pay attention, and the fat man compared the sword, and the two immediately let go and went back to their respective homes.

The fat man looked at the sword and was very satisfied, "Yo, true spirit, it's not bad!" He waved it a few more times over the coffin.

The zombie sat up, looked left and right, found the coffin lid, jumped out and carried the coffin lid, jumped back into the coffin, closed the coffin lid himself, and lay down obediently.

The fat people are dumbfounded, huh? This zombie ...... What is this wave of operations?

The filial son next to him said: "My mother means that she has already covered the quilt and slept obediently, don't use this sword here to scare her." ”

"Oh, well, your mother is such an obedient baby."

The fat man put his sword back into its sheath, "Ah! No, what about a cat? The fat man drew his sword again. The coffin lid "bang" lifted up and fell back again. The filial son said: "Look, scare my mother." ”

"I'm sorry, I misunderstood, I misunderstood......"

The fat man looked around with his sword in his hand, and the cat was nowhere to be seen.

"Sister, where is the cat demon?" The fat man turned his head and asked Sister Hu.

"I don't know," said Sister Hu, "this zombie is so interesting, I patronized to see the zombies, but I didn't see where the cat went." Maybe I was afraid of this sword and ran away. ”

How the big filial son nails the coffin, let's not say much.

This toss, the sky is almost dawn, the fat man looked around again, he didn't see the cat demon, and hurriedly went back to the house with Sister Hu to rest, it was better to sleep for a while than to be unsightly overnight. The brother and sister entered the house, closed the door, turned around, the fat man was about to go to his bed, and Sister Hu grabbed him and pointed to Xiao

The bed that sparsely slept.

"What? I'm sleepy, I don't want to pay attention to this ......"

I'm sleepy, let's go to bed quickly, I don't want to pay attention to this pit daddy's baby, turn my head and look at it? It's not "this", it's two! There are two little ones lying on the bed! Xiao Xi was sleeping with a little girl about his age in his arms. Xiao Xi's face rushed out, and the little girl's face was buried in Xiao Xi's arms.

"Yo? That's good, this ...... Sister, what do you think of our daughter-in-law......? ”

Looking at Miss Xiaohu again, her pupils were already blue and purple, "Brother, that little girl is a cat demon." ”

"Ahh The fat man screamed and drew his sword.

Xiao Xi opened his eyes, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, sleep, you two let me save a little worry, go and go, mother, you go and sleep in the same bed with your father." "This is called having a daughter-in-law and forgetting her mother, originally Xiao Xi slept in a bed with Miss Xiaohu and slept with his mother, but now there is a substitute, and she drove her mother to sleep with her father.

Miss Hu doesn't care where she sleeps, she is worried about Xiao Xi, "Xiao Xi, that's ......"

"A kitten, I know I know, go ahead, sleep with you." Xiao Xi said. What Miss Hu can see, how can Xiao Xi not see it?

The fat man and Miss Xiaohu did not hesitate, turned their heads and went to bed, without looking at Xiao Xi much. This kid is very clever, since he knows that it is a cat demon, and he dares to sleep in his arms, then there is no problem, he will pit his father and mother, but he will not pit himself. Just think that the child has found a small pet, let him play for a while if he loves to play, and he doesn't care if he is a father and a mother, and he can sleep with confidence.

Xiao Xi this child is very magical, at the duck "quack" quack, you can lead a large group of ducks away, remember it, dear, I always doubt that my readers will forget after reading it...... In short, this child can understand dumb speech, and he can understand human speech but can't speak; All chickens, ducks, geese, kittens, dogs, small animals, etc., if they don't speak human words, he can understand.

Just now, the fat man swung his sword to cut the two in the coffin, which frightened the little cat demon, and quickly let go of his mouth and ran away. I don't know which of you has ever fought, often I don't know the pain when I fight, you punch me and kick me, after the fight, go home and see, here is swollen, there are bruises, this is how I feel all over the body. The same is true of this cat demon, just now I bit each other with the zombies, "inseparable", as soon as I spread it, I found that the pain on my body and neck were bleeding, and I was bitten by the zombies with rows of tooth marks.

The cat demon covered his neck, and it hurt, and he was afraid of the fat man's sword, and he was afraid of being seen by the fat man, so he didn't dare to run outside when he ran away, thinking about going into the house first, and then jumping out of the back window. As soon as the door of the fat man's house was still open, the cat demon got in, and as soon as he put his foot on the table, he flew to the window to get out, and the result was ...... Xiao Xi jumped up and blocked the window and hugged it.

The cat demon is "meow meow", and Xiao Xi is also "meow meow". Every word the cat says seems to be a mood particle, and we don't really understand what the grammar of the cat language is, anyway, the cat demon is communicating with Xiao Xi. Roughly what it means:

The cat demon said: "Get out of the way, this meow is not a small pet, have you ever seen such a big cat?" Aren't you afraid, let go! ”

Xiao Xi said: "Not only am I not afraid, I also know that you are injured, I also know how you were injured, and I also know who is chasing you now." ”

The cat demon said, "What else do you know?" ”

Xiao Xi said, "I still know how to heal you." ”

In the end, Xiao Xi persuaded the cat demon, and the cat demon temporarily stayed for Xiao Xi as a pet. Xiao Xi explained the situation to the cat demon while applying medicine to the cat demon, the pair outside the house is my father, as long as you are obedient, they will not hurt you, especially my mother, don't mess with her, my mother is crazy and even bites herself, did you want to scratch her just now?

The cat demon lay on his stomach very docilely, "Don't dare, don't dare, your mother is so terrible!" And your father's sword......"

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that, my dad is a cheaper."

Xiao Xi gave the cat demon the medicine, and then hugged his pet cat demon to sleep. Xiao Xi's medicine, that's simple, Xiao Xi is not an ordinary person, this medicine will not be an ordinary medicine, I don't know what a panacea is. The cat demon's injuries healed in an instant, and she turned into a little girl again, so when the fat man and the little bearded girl came in from outside the house, they saw that Xiao Xi was holding a little girl.

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Not long after I slept, as soon as it was dawn, drums were playing outside. The drums aren't for celebration! It's to rush out of despair. There are so many coffins here, you can't just put them at the door all the time, each family has set a funeral day, and they have to send the coffins into the mountains one after another, and they always have to let the corpses into the ground. Doing white things, it is sad and sad after all, people are in this atmosphere, it will have a bad impact on the body and mind, so when the funeral is done, it is necessary to beat gongs and drums, and it is lively.

Today, several families went out of the funeral, all the way "tick tick" and "jingle bell" blowing and blowing, beating the fat man in the house, and the fat man and the little bearded girl were woken up.

When the fat man got up, the first thing he did was to see how his daughter-in-law was doing, and looked up at Xiao Xi's bed, and his daughter-in-law was gone! The fat man felt angry and funny, I don't know why, he suddenly wanted to care about his son's lifelong events, and pushed Xiao Xi in the past, "Eh, hey! Can't wake you up so noisy? Where's my daughter-in-law? ”

Xiao Xi half-opened her sleepy eyes, turned her head to look left and right, and muttered with a pout, "What daughter-in-law?" That's my little pet! ”

The little bearded girl who was combing her hair laughed, "Brother, what are you doing?" How old is Xiao Xicai, you are worried about your daughter-in-law? ”

"That's it, this stupid daddy," Xiao Xi sat up and pushed the fat man's belly, "Go, help your daughter-in-law comb her hair." ”

The fat man smiled and looked back at Sister Hu, "My daughter-in-law? ”

"Nonsense!" Xiao Xi punched the fat man twice in the stomach, "You are my father, she is my mother, she is not your daughter-in-law, what is it?" Just go! I don't even know how to comb my mother's hair, what's the use of you? ”

Miss Hu also coaxed, smiled and beckoned, "That's right! Daddy, come here! ”

The fat man walked towards Miss Hu very embarrassed, and when he looked at Miss Xiaohu, his eyes couldn't look directly at Miss Hu, and his eyes dodged. It's always been Sister Hu, Sister Xiaohu! I have never regarded Sister Hu as a daughter-in-law. Originally, it was not a problem to comb my sister's hair, but when Xiao Xi and Sister Xiaohu made such a fuss, they insisted that the husband wanted to comb his wife's hair, and the fat man was a little embarrassed.

I haven't combed the girl's hair, the fat man is clumsy, holding a grate knife, scratching here and there, using his fingers as an auxiliary tool, picking up the knotted hair, it is easy to comb the hair, and asked Sister Hu: "Comb it, and then?" ”

Miss Hu blurted out: "Put your hair in the same bun as those girls in the Qinglou." ”