"Xiaoyun" wants to live in a room alone, Xiao Xi and Xiao Hu girl and her mother and son looked at each other, confirmed their eyes, and exchanged their hearts and minds, it was really not really Xiaoyun.

The fat man is a little lost, and his heart says that he hasn't seen him these days, and his feelings are rusty? Why wouldn't Xiaoyun be happy to stay with me? But you can't force it, people say they want to live in one by themselves, then open another one, it's not bad for this little money, but the mood is not very beautiful.

took the baggage to the house and put it away, the shopkeeper brought tea, and the fat man didn't drink it, so he went downstairs to order. A few people said yes, go back to the house to put away their things, wash their faces and rest, and then go downstairs for dinner. The fat man came down to order food first.

Miss Hu is very beautiful, touching around the house, rubbing for a long time, you know, just a little thing about women, as long as no one urges, a woman can sit in front of the mirror all day. I changed my clothes, I felt that it was not dignified enough, and I thought it was too old-fashioned, and I felt that it was too cute, and I felt that it was too cute to wear it like this. I finally chose a piece of clothing, twisted it a few times in front of the mirror, and it looked good, and then looked down, eh? The shoes on your feet obviously don't match this outfit! And so it started again......

Let's put it this way, when Miss Xiaohu went downstairs, the fat man was already full, and he sat crookedly and didn't sit because he was tired of waiting.

"Ouch, it's finally here."

Seeing the mother and son coming, the fat man sat up straight, set the dishes, and poured wine for the mother and son, "Eat quickly, ho, you really don't know how to be hungry, what are you doing in the house for so long?" ”

The mother and son looked at each other and smiled, and Miss Xiaohu stuck out her tongue, meaning, don't cheat on my mother, your father should say that I am stinky and beautiful in a while! Xiao Xi is so smart, his eyes quickly swept to his father's side, smacked his lips, and said, "We still know that we are hungry, and there is one who hasn't come down, so you can ask her what she is doing for so long in a while." "Success has made "Xiaoyun" take the blame.

The fat man immediately stood up, looked up at the corner of the stairs steps, and said to himself, "Yes, what is Xiaoyun doing?" ”

Little Hu girl gave a thumbs up to Xiao Xi under the table According to the current words, it means: Good boy, this pot is pushed too beautifully!

This lady and son are very easy to raise, and they don't need big fish and meat, drink a bowl of wine, chew a few vegetables, even if they have eaten. "Xiaoyun" has not come down yet. The mother and son put down the chopsticks, and Xiao Xi hooked Miss Hu's hand. At a glance, I knew that the child wanted to buy toys, and just entered the city, and Miss Hu should also go to further study. The mother and son coincided, said to the fat man, and went shopping with big hands and small hands, leaving the fat man to wait for "Xiaoyun" here.

The fat man waited left and right, but he didn't see anyone, and he was bored when he was alone, so he went upstairs, and when he arrived at the house of "Xiaoyun", he knocked on the door, "Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun...... It's time for dinner. No one answered, and the fat man knocked on the door again, and finally slammed the door with a bang, and he didn't hear any sound inside.

Someone smashed the door like this, and the shopkeepers all came around and asked, "Master, what's the matter with you?" ”

"Open the door," the fat man shouted, "open the door!" ”

"Master...... This...... Do you live in this house? ”

The fat man turned his head to find, "Alas, who was that just now, yes, it's you, come on!" Look at me, remember? ”

The little guy who brought up the fat man and his party just now

"Yes, yes, they came together." ”

"Open the door! If anything happens to my friend in this house, can you afford it? ”

A few shopkeepers hurriedly ran downstairs to report the situation to the shopkeeper. Since the fat man said that his friend was inside and knocked on the door and no one answered, then he should have opened the door. But the door is tied from the inside, and if you want to open it from the outside, you have to cut the door, open a hole, and reach in and pull the latch. This is vandalism and must be approved by the treasurer.

The shopkeeper ran up to take a look and recognized. The first time the fat man came, how did the shopkeeper know the fat man? Do business, only recognize money and not people, see the fat man as soon as he enters the store, he will make a generous move, even if he knows it, as long as he has money to lose, not to mention digging the door, the whole store is demolished, and the shopkeeper is still happy.

The shopkeeper already knew the situation, and he was a "knowing" person, and before he could reach the door, the voice arrived first, "Do you still need to ask me about this kind of thing?!" Demolished, dismantled, what are you waiting for! Hurry, it's important to save people! "I say this to shirk my responsibility, what if I open the door and see that there is really a dead person in the house? You can't rely on me, I'm very anxious, and I've been shouting at the guy to hurry up and tear down the door to save people.

When I opened the door and entered the house, I saw that "Xiaoyun" was sleeping soundly in bed. Yes, it's a sound sleep, anyone can see that it's sleeping, no injuries or illnesses, and sleeping peacefully. These people who often hear people say "sleep to death, sleep to death", this is the first time I have seen someone sleep so dead!

The fat man experienced it, and he didn't think it was strange, he went over to probe his nose, looked at her slightly heaving belly, and confirmed that he couldn't wake up when he fell asleep again.

The shopkeeper asked, how is it, do you want to find a doctor? The fat man said it was okay, fell asleep, and woke up by himself after a while. It's not a problem to find a doctor, the fat man has tried.

So many guys are busy, the shopkeeper is here, and the door is opened, just to see the girl's sleeping posture? I can't say anything about not giving some compensation. The fat man gave some money and sent everyone away, sat on the edge of the bed and looked at "Xiaoyun", sighing, "Hey...... I'll take you to the doctor, the doctor said it's not sick; Say you're not sick, I really don't believe anyone can sleep so dead. You weren't like that before, this ...... Hey, Xiaoyun, what's wrong with you? ”

"Xiaoyun" can't wake up when he sleeps, which can't be said to be a simple sleep, this is a kind of witchcraft, called "the art of fake sleep". Sun Wukong knows, just pull out a hair, and with a blow, he can conjure up a monkey monkey monkey grandson. This 4,000-year-old is also using the same type of hexology, just pluck a hair, or a piece of fingernail, anyway, a certain insignificant part of the body, take out a little, you can become a small cloud.

The four-thousand-year-old sable cannot be compared with the Monkey King. The monkey monkey grandson conjured by Monkey King can run, move, and fight; The "little cloud" conjured up in 4,000 years does not have this function, and only after 4,000 years of possession can the "small cloud" act, otherwise, this "little cloud" will only sleep and cannot do anything else. When the ontology returns, this "little cloud" can move again. The key is that the body is not there, and whether to sleep or not is an illusion, so it is called "the art of false sleep".

Now, when it's time for dinner, the four-thousand-year-old sable will go out, the body is gone, and this "little cloud" will go to sleep. We don't know what the 4,000-year-old sable eats for dinner, anyway, what the fat man eats in the restaurant must not be to its liking, so it goes out to forage. fat

The son is here waiting for "Xiaoyun" to wake up. When "Xiaoyun" wakes up, it depends on when the sable comes back after eating for four thousand years, and for four thousand years, I don't know how many tons of food it will have to eat to be full, so let's leave it alone.

Let's go back to Miss Hu and Xiao Xi. When the mother and son left the inn, Miss Xiaohu was relieved and looked back at the fat man. Xiao Xi said, if you really have something, you can't stop it, mother, it's okay, just let my father make love with his "Xiaoyun".

If you want to say that you let the sable swallow the fat man alive for 4,000 years, Miss Xiaohu will definitely not do it, and if you want the fat man to make love with 4,000 years, Miss Xiaohu will not smile kindly.

Laughing and laughing, major problems are in front of me, and I can't always feel at ease. Miss Xiaohu said: "This Xiaoyun is too similar to that Xiaoyun, it is no different at all. I'm going to tell your dad that she's not Xiaoyun, and your dad must think I'm joking. She looks a little abnormal, showing a little fox tail, and I can tell your father, this is not Xiaoyun. ”

Xiao Xi said: "Mother...... It's a sable, and you don't have a fox tail, so you can show it. ”

"Why are you so nasty, you kid! Mother beat you to death! ”

The mother and son giggled, chased and played, and ran around the street.

If you really want to discuss the matter of the 4,000-year-old sable, it will be endless, and I don't know who it is from, what it wants to do, there is no clue at all, it is meaningless to discuss, but it will make his mother more worried about his father, he is preoccupied, and he has no intention of playing, so this child is deliberately teasing his mother, so that his mother can relax and play, don't worry about it.

The two of them came out to play, and every time Xiao Xi sent Xiao Hu to the "college" where she studied, and then Xiao Hu gave Xiao Xi a little broken silver, Xiao Hu girl entered the school to study, Xiao Xi went to buy fun gadgets by herself, and then came back to pick up Xiao Hu girl "from school" after playing for a while.

This lady and son can be said to be famous all over the world, you think, this kind of professional technical school, a girl to go to "study", is rare, what is even more shocking is that a child of four or five to pick up this girl to and from school.

There were those bold fanatics who drank some fake wine, and when they saw that the mother and son were easy to bully, as soon as Xiao Xi entered the door, he stopped and asked, "What are the children doing here?" ”

Xiao Xi probably means to pick up his mother from school.

This one still has to be ridiculed, what do you want to learn? Apply what you have learned, let your mother come with me, the price is negotiable.

Xiao Xi shouted: "Mother...... Someone owes a beating! ”

Then the little bearded girl flew down, and then she covered her face and went home crying......

As long as it is the "college" that Xiaohu girl and Xiaoxi have entered, everyone remembers this mother and son, and from then on, the big guys get together and talk about which girl in the "college" is handsome and has "good grades".

At the beginning, there were few people who saw this scene, and when they told others like this, others didn't believe it, where in the world is there such a wonderful pair of mother and son? Besides, this girl can jump directly from the upstairs without any problems, and can she still beat a man to cry "wow"? With the little Hu girl "visiting famous teachers", more and more people spread this matter, and it was really talked about after tea and dinner in the north and south of the country, and finally, it was passed into the imperial city.