587. Surprise is greater than surprise
"It's no different here than we are."
"Absolutely." Gu Tao pointed to a stone on the side of the road: "Who is going to move that stone?" ”
My sister laughed and reached out to the stone: "I don't even have to touch it." ”
But no matter how hard she tried, the stone did not move, and if it was in the original place, the stone would not only have flown up, but could even be carved into the air by her.
"Alas!" My sister shouted excitedly: "Why can't you fly!" ”
Xiao Hei seemed to have forgotten what she had just been beaten, she ran over with a laugh, holding the stone with both hands: "You can't do it, second sister." ”
But after saying that, even if she used to breastfeed...... She is oviparous and does not breastfeed. Even if I tried to eat meat, I couldn't move this big stone, and finally as soon as I let go of my hand, I sat on the ground with my buttocks, screaming in pain.
"This is ......" The younger brother raised his head and looked at Gu Tao: "Is there a low-martial world without a superpower system at all?" ”
"That's right, I'll take you to see your grandparents first."
Gu Tao thinks that Wei Wei's six sons can not see their parents for a while, but the children still have to see them, although he may be characterized as a scumbag when this matter is explained, but no matter what, his parents must be on his side, even if he is a murderer.
Brought four little rabbit cubs to the old house, the father was sitting in the yard fiddling with a motorcycle, don't look at the old man's age, but still very trendy, bought a motorcycle of more than 20,000 yuan, and did not ride, every day at home pondering modification, a few days ago someone wanted to spend 100,000 yuan to buy this car he did not sell.
"Dad."
Gu Tao shouted, and the old man looked up at him and nodded: "Why did you come back today?" ”
As he was talking, four heads emerged from behind Gu Tao in turn, and the old man was stunned for a long time when he saw it.
"Call someone." Gu Tao turned around and shouted, "You have to call grandpa." ”
All of a sudden, the chattering was all over the place, and the old man was still in a state of imminence.
"What is this?"
Gu Tao smiled and dragged his sister and younger brother to the front: "What about these two...... It's twins, this is the sister, called Yunping, Xin Yunping. This is the younger brother, named Akira Tanigawa. My sister has my mother's last name. ”
Then Gu Tao pulled the two little dragons behind him forward: "These two are daughters-in-law, and they are your granddaughters-in-law." ”
The old man stared at his sister and younger brother for a long time, the appearance of these two people was really carved from the same mold as Gu Tao, and even the lack of a small horn on the ears inherited by the family was exactly the same, he touched his ears, touched Gu Tao's ears and touched his brother's ears, and then his face suddenly turned red.
"Old woman! Old lady!!! Something is wrong!! ”
Gu Tao walked out of the house, saw the situation in front of him, and frowned: "What is the noise?" ”
"Hey!" The old man slapped his thigh, so excited that he couldn't even speak clearly, just pointed to his younger brother: "See for yourself." ”
At this sight, she almost fainted...... As a mother, she is the most sensitive to this aspect, and the two children are in the same vein as their son in terms of appearance and temperament.
"Hurry into the house, hurry into the house."
When they came to the house, the two old men were so happy, and it was fruit and sugar, and when they heard the little black dragon say that they were hungry, the old man immediately went to the kitchen and began to cook rice balls, and the old lady also went to buy a lot of vegetables.
In fact, at this time, there is no need to ask where the child came from, this is a grandson and granddaughter, this is more than a son baby, and this is not only a twin or a dragon and phoenix fetus, it is well raised, it looks like a child raised by a rich and noble family, and it is polite and white and very beautiful, it is simply the same as in the advertisement...... No, it's better than those beautiful dolls in the advertisement, and the more you look at it, the more pleasing it is to the eye.
What could be more joyful than not having to be hungry for someone else's grandchildren?
When the old man Zhang Luo and the little rabbits were eating, Gu Tao's mother quietly pulled Gu Tao out.
"Mom, what's wrong?"
"Tingting's side...... Know this? ”
Gu Tao scratched his head: "I really know, and Tingting is also pregnant, didn't I take these two to you first." ”
"When are you ...... Who the is the kid? Why don't you bring it to us to see. ”
"Next time, next ......"
"I don't care about anything else, you can't let Tingting down, you can do whatever you do outside, you still have to discuss this matter with her."
Gu Tao sat on his father's baby motorcycle and pondered for a moment: "When we have dinner, I will take them to meet Tingting." ”
"Don't you stay here?"
"I can't live it!" Gu Tao rubbed his temples: "You don't know how noisy these little rabbit cubs are." ”
"I think it's pretty good." Gu Tao's mother slapped him: "Besides, do you talk so about your own child, you are a little rabbit cub." ”
Gu Tao frowned: "??? ”
"If you really have a grandson, you don't want me."
"It's not serious all day, I'm cooking, you go watch some children."
Gu Tao followed his mother into the room, and as soon as he entered the room, he saw the old man asking his sister where she went to kindergarten, and her sister opened her mouth to say Kunlun Mountain. The younger brother next to him couldn't stand it anymore......
"Kunlun Mountain ......"
"Grandpa, she's talking nonsense." The younger brother hurriedly played a round game: "Their kindergarten is in Kunlun Street. ”
And Gu Tao stood next to him and called it helpless, because obviously his younger brother's performance was even more terrifying, okay, my sister said that Kunlun Mountain, at most, he would be treated as a child, but his younger brother would be treated as a monster.
"Yo, you know so much?" The old man didn't seem to realize this: "How many words do you know?" ”
The younger brother fell silent...... He also seemed to realize something.
"Dad, don't ask. Mom told you to peel the shrimp. ”
"This is coming, this is coming."
The old man happily went to the kitchen, and as soon as Gu Tao sat down on the sofa, the little black dragon climbed on top of him, chewing sweet rice balls in his mouth: "I don't want to go back, I want to live here." ”
"You're dreaming." Gu Tao rolled his eyes: "It's okay to bring you here to play if it's okay." ”
"Then I don't want to go back, can I?" Xiao Hei tilted his head and looked at Gu Tao: "You are so stingy." ”
"Stingy, I haven't developed a consciousness coexistence system yet, so you can't stay here for long, if it exceeds ten hours, there will be problems with the body." Gu Tao explained in a low voice: "So don't give me a fool, but you don't have superpowers, can you get used to it?" ”
"It's a little unaccustomed." My sister put her hands on her cheeks and looked sad: "I don't know what to do." ”
The younger brother raised his eyebrows at this time: "It seems that I don't have any attenuation now, and now you are bullying me again!" ”
The elder sister squinted her eyes at her younger brother, and then raised her hand: "Sisters, hit him!" ”
The little black dragon flew over with a whoop, and the younger brother was immediately pressed on the sofa.
Gu Tao looked at his younger brother who was constantly struggling, touched his chin and said, "Brother, you little fool...... Never mind. Now let the harsh reality teach you a lesson, what is it better to fight between minors? It's better than development, right, but girls develop significantly faster than boys before the age of fifteen, and you're cold. ”
"Save ......" the younger brother stretched out a hand from the gap to ask for help.
Gu Tao stretched out his hand and high-fived him: "Yay! ”
Ten minutes later, Gu Tao was dragged by his father and scolded, and the younger brother next to him also cried performatively, and soon his mother also joined the war group, Gu Tao was scolded for being incomplete, and even said that he couldn't be a father at all, just stinky shit.
"It's normal for children to be awkward, and you're an adult smirking next to you? What a thing you are! Dad hugged his younger brother in his arms in distress, and then scolded Gu Tao and took off: "I can see it, you are irresponsible, you are not qualified to be a parent." ”
Of course, this is only part of it, the mother says more, and the nagging is endless, what can Gu Tao say? Of course, there is no way to say anything, he can't tell the second elder that his standard for taking care of children is to live. Then I'm afraid I'm going to add vegetables at home today, and this grandpa can eat him raw.
And even my sister is actually the first time to see this unreliable father so deflated, sitting next to me and wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh and quietly giving a thumbs up to my brother, and the younger brother cried and pointed at my sister: "Grandparents, she wants to beat me ......"
My sister's face changed suddenly.
And when my sister was being educated by my grandparents, my younger brother quietly made a look at Gu Tao and secretly stretched out his little fist. Father and son both fisted in celebration and shouted in a low voice, "Yay! ”
"Resist the tyranny of women, and the fate belongs to men." Gu Tao leaned into his son's ear and whispered.
The younger brother nodded heavily: "You must resist." ”
After dinner, Gu Tao sent them back to the real world in the name of taking them back, and when they were led to eat, Gu Tao came to Tingting's side, wanting to tell him about today's events, but as soon as he passed, he found that Liuzi was sitting there chatting with Tingting.
After seeing Gu Tao coming, Tingting frowned and beckoned to him: "Come on, come on, what's the matter with you?" ”
"I ...... What's wrong with me? Gu Tao scratched his head: "Did I do something?" ”
"How can you do that." Tingting said menacingly: "Brother, I'm going to criticize you, how can you not take good care of the child, if something happens, you won't regret it for the rest of your life?" ”
Gu Tao still thinks something is going on...... The six sons of Hezhen found that they couldn't toss Gu Tao anymore, so they came here to find help.
Not to mention, Gu Tao really eats this, he is very docile in front of Tingting.
"Nothing will happen to them...... By the way, I told my parents about your pregnancy, and they told you to move back home the day after tomorrow. ”
Tingting thought for a while: "Brother...... I wanted to go over there to have a look, and Sister Liuzi said she wanted to take me everywhere to play. ”
"Good!" Gu Tao nodded vigorously: "I'll go and prepare it for you!" ”
The sixth son looked him up and down: "Why did you encounter Tingting's matter, you are so concerned?" ”
This is a mortal question, Gu Tao thought for a while, and waved his hand: "Don't give me a set, I don't care about you?" Okay, I'll go and prepare the equipment for Tingting to go around. ”