Chapter 12 Ladies are everywhere

said "go", as soon as the sedan chair turned, the white clothes of the woman carrying the sedan chair fluttered, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Only the fat man stood in place alone, and it took a long time before he turned his head and looked around, touching his head and muttering: "Well, it's indeed gone." ”

It's all gone, there's nothing to see, so let's get on the road! The fat man walked with his head down, scolding the street as he walked: "What is this called?" Yes? You are a ghost and I am a human, I didn't say bad luck, but I was said by a ghost to meet me It's so unlucky! Yes? Who does the last sentence 'too greasy' look down on? Yes? It's really annoying to me! ”

Fortunately, this mountain often has people going up the mountain to chop wood and hunt during the day, and the local county officials have cleaned up some of the fierce beasts on the mountain that are prone to casualties. The only regret is that I didn't see the ghost lady's appearance clearly, and I was disgusted by the ghost. When you walk to the foot of the mountain, the sky is bright. After walking all night, it can be regarded as climbing over a mountain. The fat man was already lacking in exercise, he was tired enough, he didn't sleep well at night, and he was frightened and disgusted by ghosts, and his mind was dizzy.

Early in the morning, the fog was filled, and the vision was blurred, but the outline of the house could still be seen at a glance, and the fat man glanced at it, expecting that there should be a village not far away, and it was right to walk in the direction of the house. Out of the mountain, the sun also came out, it was warmer, the fat man was drowsy, drooped his eyelids and walked forward, and tucked the sword pinned to his body, and said hello to it, but the sword was not polite, and he didn't know how to answer. The fat man had no choice but to look at the sword and say to himself: "It's really good, don't drink if you can't drink it, it's okay to be drunk all night and haven't woken up yet!" ”

A little further on, the field was open, and the little fat man passed by a country road, and there was a ditch on the side of the road, and the water was not clear, but listening to the sound of the murmuring water was refreshing, and it was much more comfortable than when he was alone in the mountains. It's just that this point in time is more embarrassing - the family outside the male protagonist and the female protagonist, at this time, the men should go out, the rest of the family are women and children, and it is not suitable for fat people to enter anyone's house. If the man is at home at dusk and says that he wants to spend the night, it is easy to discuss. This point...... The husband went out and left a little daughter-in-law at home, so why did the husband come home and see a little fat man lying on the bed, how can this be explained? At that time, it was different from now, and now there are many people who divorce when they quarrel and quarrel without saying a word; Women in feudal society pay attention to what three obedience and four virtues, and pay the most attention to chastity and reputation, once the rumors are not clear, this woman will not be able to live.

The little fat man was really sleepy, but he didn't dare to break into someone's house to sleep casually, so he counted on the road to see a man sitting at the door, and it was easy to talk! But after walking around and turning around for most of the circle, there was not a single man in the village. This is unreasonable, although it is a male farmer and a female weaver, but it is not so that there is not a man in the village! Anyway, there have to be some masons waiting to take over the work before they get out of work, and no matter how bad it is, there must be a lazy one who gets up late! The strangest thing is that there are clearly the figures and voices of women and children in the houses and courtyards, but there is no one on the road!

The fat man sat down leaning against a tree and patted the scabbard: "Hey, huh, are you awake?" Speak. Scold! I can see that since you have this strange sword, I can encounter strange things everywhere I go! No one paid any attention to him, and the fat man held the sword, and talked to himself, and when he was bored, he fell asleep. I don't know how long it took, but when the fat man opened his eyes again, it was almost dark. The fat man couldn't believe that he could sleep for so long, it was probably the first time he had crossed the mountains in the middle of the night, he had never been so tired and sleepless, and he really slept from day to night. Stretch your waist, stand up and look around, still don't see anyone on the road, and feel worried: not good! There's definitely something wrong with this place, hurry up!

If you don't go, you may be picked up by a ghost lady tonight.,Yes,Although I'm a little greasy.,But it's not ruled out that there is a heavy taste! The fat man hurriedly packed up the things on the ground, trotted all the way along the village path, kept an eye on the houses on both sides as he ran, hurriedly glanced at it, put his head straight, looked ahead, took a big step and quickened his pace, and no longer dared to look at it: I couldn't see a man at a glance!

The fat man has only one thought in his heart, which is to run! When you can get out of this village, you will make another plan. The road in the village, with all kinds of turns, the little fat man ran quickly, turned a corner, blinked his eyes, and saw that there was someone in front of him, but his body was not flexible, he couldn't stop and dodge, the soles of his feet were messy, and the whole person rushed forward, and the two collided head-on. The fat man has a conscience, and he may also be afraid that he will crush people to death if he is too heavy, so he instinctively turned sideways in his hurry, fell to the ground and pushed the person opposite, and landed on the ground first, letting others press on him.

"Ouch! I'm sorry, I'm also in a hurry, I didn't pay attention. As he spoke, the fat man was about to push away the person who was pressing on him. When you touch your hand, you don't feel right to the touch - it's too soft. Looking at it again, the head that hit his chest when he fell raised his face, a red face, red lips slightly angry, eyebrows and eyes shy and smiling. I didn't see it clearly when I hit it just now, but now I can make the fat man look stupid, and my hand is still on someone's body and ready to push it away, but I forgot to push it, so I half-hugged and half-hugged. The woman raised her face, her eyes seemed to be able to speak, her eyes looked at the little fat man charmingly, and then buried her head in the little fat man's arms. The little fat man pushed lightly, the woman hugged the fat man tightly, and Jiao Didi said, "Hug it for a while." "Such a beautiful woman threw herself into her arms, when did the little fat man enjoy this kind of treatment?! It's just that this beauty came a little unlucky, if she had come a day earlier, this thing would have been done. As soon as he heard that the woman still had the request of "hugging for a while", the fat man sobered up: this is not a serious girl, but a fight with the one who sat in the sedan chair last night! The fat man didn't care what kind of pity and pity, his hands pushed and his feet kicked, and he struggled with his lifeβ€”of course, to no avail, and he was pressed and couldn't get up. The beauty spoke, and her voice was very gentle: "Don't worry, you are like this...... The posture is wrong. ”

Oh my grandmother! The little fat man said with a crying voice: "Dare to ask which house this big lady is in?" ”

"Huh?" How could a woman have expected that the fat man would have such a legendary experience last night? I don't understand this at all, "What do you mean?" Call me a big lady so soon? Come~ my good Langjun. ”

"Stop! And so on and so forth! You get up, you get up," said the fat man, "look at me, look at me." ”

The beauty was really obedient, got up from the fat man, and looked at the fat man half-squatting: "Well, look, what's wrong?" ”

"You...... Look again, you look again. ”

"Oh, look...... Well, look at it, what's wrong, what's wrong? ”

"Hey...... You! The fat man sat up, pinched his thighs and patted his stomach, shaking the place where the fat on his body was the most, "Do you see clearly?" ”

"No...... the woman looked puzzled, "how can you see this clearly?" You're ripping off your clothes. ”

"No...... the fat man's head is bigger, "hey, it's not a matter of picking up clothes." Look at me, look, don't you feel greasy! ”

The girl nodded: "Well, it's a little greasy." Then he blinked his eyes full of doubt, tilted his head and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The fat man's heart was cold, and he discussed with the girl very patiently: "I'm so greasy, you can ...... Why don't you think about another one? ”