Chapter 18: The Road Is Uneven
On the way, the fat man discussed with the little fox: "You have to have a name, otherwise it won't sound good for me to call you 'vixen'." Fox, fox...... How about your last name 'Hu'? ”
The little fox said, "Then what is my name?" ”
"You just call it 'Hu Li'!" The fat man clapped his hands. Feel so witty!
The little fox also clapped his hands: "Okay, good, the benefactor will also come up with a name, awesome!" ”
"Don't," said the fat man, "how many times have I told you, don't call me a benefactor." ”
The little fox said, "Then you can name yourself too!" ”
The fat man shouted, "I have a name!" ”
"And what's your name?" The little fox blinked and looked at the fat man with interest.
"Hah...... This ...... "fat man is stumbling," it doesn't sound good. You call me brother, you know? In front of outsiders, let's be commensurate with brother and sister, understand? ”
The little fox applauded: "Good, good, good!" Benefactor. ”
"Call brother!" The fat man yelled.
"Oh oh oh, brother, brother!"
The little fox was jumping all the way, in stark contrast to the fat man who was tired and panting. The more the fat man looked at it, the more angry he became: "Hey, little fox...... Confused! Why don't you carry me? ”
The little fox jumped out a few feet away, shook his head and waved his hand: "No, no!" It's okay to ride a donkey and a horse, but not a fox! ”
After a period of conversation, the fat man thought she couldn't be more stupid! I didn't expect it~ It's not too stupid! But fortunately, with the "living map" of the little fox, the two rushed into the town before dark and found the inn. The inn is very lively around the inn, there are all kinds of big and small traders, the fat man is comfortable now, and when he enters the city, it is better than in the wilderness! As long as you spend a little money, you will always have to eat and drink.
The two of them entered the inn with their front and back feet, and the fat man asked for two rooms. The little girl shouted: "One room at a time! The fat man took her hand and turned around together, and the fat man asked, "What do you mean?" There is a saying about this...... Called......"
"Let men and women kiss each other." The girl answered.
"Yes, yes," said the fat man, "so what? We'll have to sleep separately. ”
The girl pressed the fat man's head and leaned into his ear and said, "Are you stupid?" We're brothers and sisters, what are you afraid of? Besides, others don't know, you don't know yet, I'm a fox! Open a separate room for a pet? It's not a good deal! ”
The fat man raised his head suddenly: "Eh, you're still a little ...... Confused? Why do I suddenly think you're smart? ”
In the end, the two only needed a room. The two entered the room, and the man made tea and brought a plate of fruit. The fat man specially ordered a pot of cold water, raised his head and poured a few sips, and lazily "hey", which can be regarded as quenching his thirst. There is usually food in the inn, but the fat man plans to rest for a while and then go out for a walk, take a break, find a good place, and have a big meal. This little bearded girl, as soon as she came in, she opened the window and looked out, and she could see her spirit. The fat man lay down for a while, got up and rubbed his legs, ready to go out for a bite to eat.
"Hey," the fat man called out to the little bearded girl, "do you want to eat meat?" ”
"I don't eat meat." The girl didn't look back. Listening to the voice, I was not very happy.
The fat man said, "Hey, what's the matter...... One moment elated, the next sad face? What to see? ”
What to see? It's nothing, it's just people coming and going on the streets. Miss Hu looked at the ones that came in pairs. How do you think others can be so good? Pairs are talking and laughing, why do they want to drive me away when they see me? Looking at other people's girls, this little Hu girl, who is always disliked, doesn't feel good in her heart.
The fat man leaned over to the window to take a look. Miss Hu took the fat man's hand, pointed to the couple passing downstairs, and said, "Brother, look, is this called love?" ”
"Look at it for a long time, you just watch this?" The fat man shook his hand, "What's so nice about this?" Isn't it just a man and a woman, haven't you seen it? He didn't care when he said it, but in fact, the fat man himself was sad: he hadn't experienced love either!
If you just watch others in pairs and don't think much about it, it's fine; I'm afraid that I will pay attention to this kind of thing, and if I think in my heart, "Why don't I have it, why don't I have it?" ", will begin to have the mentality of "can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour", and look at the couples on the street with envy, jealousy and hatred!
"Let's go, don't look at it," the fat man tugged at the little bearded girl, "go out and get something to eat." ”
The little bearded girl screamed "ah" and pointed out the window. The little fat man looked down, a girl was covering her face and crying, and a man was pointing at the tip of the girl's nose with a red face and scolding.
The fat man asked, "What's going on?" ”
"That man," said the little bearded girl, "he beats people!" Slap in the face! ”
"Uh-huh," the fat man nodded, "see, this is love." ”
The people around all gathered around, and after seeing the face of the beating man clearly, they retreated one after another, only watching from a distance, pointing and pointing, and no one dared to step forward to dissuade them. The beaten woman was in tears, but her eyes were full of stubbornness, and she glared at the man angrily. The man scolded, raised his hand and slapped the girl again.
The fat man shouted "go", and he didn't care about Xiaohu, turned around and went out by himself, and ran downstairs. Everyone else was far away, just this little fat man, angry, went over to pull away the beaten girl, his hand was round, and the man turned around with a "snap". The man was still arrogant after being beaten, pointing to the bridge of the fat man's nose and saying, "You know that I am ......"
"I don't care who you are!" Before the man could finish speaking, the fat man yelled at him, picked up his fat hand and slapped him in the face again. The beating made this black-eyed and dizzy, and he went around a few times before he stood still.
The arrogant man was like a turtle with a shrunken head at this time, raising his hands and wailing, "Come on...... Someone! ”
This beater has not been a day or two. He is a local bully, relying on his father Zhao to be powerful and powerful, he does all kinds of evil on weekdays, ordinary people see him, who can't hide? At that time, human life was really worthless, what "the Son of Heaven violated the law and committed the same crime as the common people", this is nonsense, how many people's daughters have been robbed by the emperor's relatives and relatives, and who dares to say a "no"? ! There was a group of people around here, that is, the fat man, a foreigner, who didn't know the height of the sky, and when he went up, he beat the bully straight to the top.
This bully is bullying and unscrupulous, and he has no fear of being beaten. His retinue was no better than he was, and a group of people swaggered out and dispersed, each seeking pleasure. At this moment, as soon as he shouted, the crowd of onlookers was picked up, and a group of people poured out from all directions, and when the slaves saw that their masters were beaten, they picked up knives, guns and sticks to kill the fat man on the street. The fat man now understands why no one dares to approach the onlookers! It's easy to fight a pampered bully, but it's obviously not an opponent to fight so many people with weapons in their hands!
The fat man wanted to run away at that time, but when he caught a glimpse of the girl covering his face beside him, he said, "No! I beat the people, and I carried them. If I had run away at this time, wouldn't this girl have suffered?! ”
whispered, "Girl, hide quickly", looking at the menacing group of people, the fat man's courage was almost frightened, but he still relied on the righteousness in his chest, and his face did not change to block in front of the girl.
Seeing a few big thick sticks falling from his head, the fat man raised his hand to block it, but the sticks had not yet fallen on his arm, saying that it was too late and that was fast, the figure in front of him flickered, and all the sticks flew out. Miss Xiaohu stood in front of the fat man, and turned around to show a sweet smile: "Brother, don't be afraid, I'm here!" As she spoke, Miss Hu came to the bully Zhao Gongzi and slapped her face a few times.
The house slaves originally surrounded the fat man, but then they heard the master's screams for a long time, and turned around and went to the little bearded girl. Miss Hu is no ordinary girl! Three punches and two kicks beat all the house slaves all over the ground to find teeth. The master scolded the "waste", and the slave was eager to make meritorious service, so he took out the saber from his waist and stabbed the little bearded girl in the chest.