The most boring and least cost-effective thing in the world is probably to take my sister out to play, especially with two at a time, both the hard work of being a nanny, and the hard work of being a father, as well as giving money and time, the key is that you can't get it cheaply at all, this is simply a safe and unprofitable deal.

In fact, if Rong Rong alone is okay to say, she is the kind of standard sister genre, plus there will not be too much unreasonable place for people not to enter, but kittens are different, she is unusually clingy, and even some behaviors can be said to be typical excessive behaviors, and she can't listen to anything, even if she promises well, what should she do when she turns her head, and her tone is a little heavier, she will stare at her tearful eyes and look at it, and no one can bear it with a look of grievance.

So Gu Tao's time in the afternoon, except for the time when he was watching a movie, basically tried his best to get rid of the kitten's excessive intimacy, and the province was filmed and posted on the Internet and then became the world-famous Lolita commander.

Finally survived the afternoon, and when she had dinner, Yin Rong obviously became excited, and she talked surprisingly much, as if she wanted to say all the things that she hadn't said in all these years, but the content, most of them were if she encountered a demon, she would use the source cutting sword technique, if she encountered a spiritual evil, she would use the spirit rune technique, and if it was an earth evil, she would use the heavenly fire to introduce inexplicable words.

But Gu Tao didn't care, after all, no matter what kind of technical skills it was, it would be good if it could make her happy, after all, this girl had suffered too much, even a little smile would already be an extraordinarily precious luxury for her, so Gu Tao didn't interrupt or ask questions, just guided her to continue.

In fact, of course Gu Tao knows, but just like parents telling stories to their sleeping children at night, the content is not important, the important thing is the latter sentence "What about later", Yin Rong cares about the "then" that comes out of Gu Tao's mouth, and she can get satisfaction from this word that is difficult for others to experience.

Although the kitten came down from Kunlun, as a scumbag, she learned a fart. Although the combat power is not weak, it is just the instinct of being a half-demon, after all, Kunlun is a mage from top to bottom, this guy is a berserker, and he is out of place with the crowd, so when Yin Rong said it, she was biting her chopsticks in a daze the whole time.

"Okay, okay, say so much." The kitten's impatience finally broke out: "Just go and see, what are you afraid of here, uncle." ”

As Yin Rong's uncle, although Gu Tao can't do this swordsmanship or that rune, he has already entered all these things into the database, although he usually doesn't show it, but in fact, the current Gu Tao is almost the same as Wang Yuyan's nature, although he doesn't have any ability, but he can't stand the dictionary, so even if he takes it to participate in the triennial World Sect Discussion Law Conference, he will not be ashamed. Of course, if he is asked to use the secret technique skill to do something, it will definitely not work, what he has is a space-based cannon, after all, there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved by one sky-based cannon, if there is, then two.

Of course, although Gu Tao didn't think that he could encounter any danger with Yin Rong this time to investigate any urban legends, it was still right to be careful, so he had already arranged mechanical dogs and drones in the banned campus in the afternoon.

Mechanical dogs, it is a group attack robot that forced him to cross, this thing is not strong one or two, but every ten is a group, the ability of a group of mechanical dogs is a hundred times that of a mechanical dog, the more the number, the more terrifying, if Gu Tao has 30 million mechanical dogs, he can instantly launch a war to destroy civilization.

When it comes to this, I have to mention Gu Tao's mechanical legion system, and the micro drones are all insects, mosquitoes, ants, praying mantises, and so on. The small mechanical units of ground combat are all canines, such as dogs, wolves, mastiffs, foxes, etc., while the small mechanical units of sky combat are sparrowhawks, vultures, ospreys, and so on.

At the top are unmanned large combat units, and the ground units are all felines, such as leopards, tigers, lions, and the like. The large combat units in the sky are mostly named after swallows, sparrows, crows, etc., and all the elite levels of these systems are collectively referred to as Titans.

For example, the Titan Chaser, its real name should be the Cheetah-class unmanned combat vehicle, and the full name of the Titan King should be the Raven-class unmanned strategic destroyer.

After that, there are high-end products manned, and these things are generally named after domestic animals, such as Bull-class armed aircraft carriers, Mustang-class shock ships, Goat-class destroyers, Elephant-class giant planetary ships, and so on. And the Centaur was listed in the sequence before it was classified as a first-class multi-functional arsenal destroyer of the Camel class, and the meaning of that first-class was the flagship class, and the highest specification of the latest technology also had the strongest firepower, but it seemed that this was the only one, and the mother star was finished before it had time to get a second one.

As of Gu Tao's last departure from the home planet, there are a total of one hundred and seventy giant fleets in the entire Centaur galaxy, as well as countless small and medium-sized fleets, the largest is three elephant-class planetary ships, which are used for planetary immigration, which can accommodate 200 million people in it at one time, eating, drinking, and reproducing, until they arrive safely on the immigrant planet, and the smallest is a shuttle that is not much larger than the keyboard, undertaking tasks such as early warning, the first round of high-speed impact, interference, reconnaissance, etc., and the strongest and most advanced firepower is undoubtedly the Centaur, This high-speed destroyer, which is not even as big as a main gun of others, can easily take out a giant fleet of the home planet, and the other side cannot even discover its existence.

This is probably the old man's last gift, and the last gift of the home planet......

"Alright, let's go." Gu Tao wiped his mouth and stood up after checking out: "Take me to see your urban legend." ”

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Just as they were slowly going to the urban legend adventure in the sunset to satisfy the girl's little curiosity, in a small park in G City, more than 800 kilometers away from H City, Xin Chen wore a peaked hat and sat on a bench, bathed in the light of the sunset, and rubbed his mobile phone with his head down.

The reason why he came here to rub his phone is actually super simple, because his girlfriend is too pitiful!

A good person of the Grandmaster Rank was pitted with diamonds, and this season is about to end, if he can't reach the Grandmaster, then the record of the Glorious Lintel's Six Consecutive Sects will be gone, which is unacceptable to him! So he found an excuse to practice, left Mengxiong and Qianqian, and came to this small park secretly, bringing a sleeping bag, a special love power bank and instant noodles with him. Three days! He won't leave for the past three days, and even if he doesn't sleep for these three days, he will beat the rank to the grandmaster.

Well, it's a man's manifesto! It is the last bottom line and dignity of being a man!

After three consecutive victories, Xin Chen opened the mineral water bottle, drank a sip of tap water from the tap of the public toilet, and then lit the fire in the junior brother's love wilderness survival stove next to him, and then put the junior brother's love suggestion paper pot on the top, poured water into it, and then put the instant noodles in it, added two more eggs, and waited quietly for the cold water to boil.

"Rest, rest." Xin Chen stretched his waist, leaned lazily on the bench, and looked at the sunset on the horizon and the few pedestrians in the park: "Today's wind is so noisy, it's really a good day." ”

And just when Xin Chen was taking a nap, a few people slowly approached him with a malicious smile, looking at his outfit, as well as the mobile phone in his hand, these people looked at each other a few times, and slowly surrounded them, one of them stepped on the bench next to Xin Chen, and said to Xin Chen with a ruffian smile: "Boy, do you know where this is?" ”

Xin Chen raised his head to look at him, then looked at the people around him, and said with a natural expression: "Park." ”

"This is our territory, did you tell us in advance when you came here for the night?" The person in charge raised his hand and patted Xin Chen on the shoulder: "Don't say that we bully outsiders, you northerners just don't understand the rules." ”

Xin Chen turned his head sideways and glanced at the hand on his shoulder: "Don't touch my shoulder." ”

"Yo, boy." Someone next to him helped: "How many are you doing, how many are you doing, and the solution is Larry?" ”

"You speak with an accent like scum." Xin Chen put the phone in his pocket, and then got up and moved the pot of boiling water away: "Of course I have a few solutions to Larry." ”

After speaking, he took out two hundred yuan from his pocket: "Take it and eat a good meal." ”

"." The person at the head suddenly became irritable and pulled Xin Chen's collar: "When we ask for food?" ”

"Hey." Xin Chen spread his hands helplessly: "You guys are a robbery, right?" ”

"We don't rob." The man in charge took out a broken mobile phone from his pocket with a smile and fell to the ground in front of Xin Chen: "But you broke my mobile phone, do you want to pay for it?" ”

Xin Chen looked down at the broken phone, then looked up at them, slapped the hand on his neckline away, and put away the two hundred yuan: "Okay, you don't have a dime now." ”

"Boy, you toast and don't eat and drink!"

"Oh." Xin Chen shook his hand: "How is the punishment for drinking?" ”

Before the other side could make a move, Xin Chen's knees were already on his chest, and then he whipped his legs, and his man of more than 100 catties flew out like a kite, and hit the statue pedestal in the park, the tiles on the pedestal were smashed to pieces, but the man stood up in a daze, he touched his body, and then looked back at the broken tiles behind him, and suddenly lost his face......

"Not leaving?" Xin Chen kicked a tree with his hands in his pockets, only the thick tree pattern at the mouth of the bowl did not move, but a deep footprint appeared on the trunk: "I will stay here for three days, don't let me see you again." ”

Where did the gang dare to speak, they ran away, and Xin Chen took the boiling water as if nothing had happened, put in the dough, unscrewed the old godmother and poured it down to cook with the noodles, and then continued to sit on the bench, looking into the distance in a daze, waiting for the instant noodles to cook.

At this time, a thin half-grown child with a woven bag in his hand walked over cautiously, he looked Xin Chen up and down, and then whispered, "You go quickly." ”

"Huh?" Xin Chen came back to his senses: "Why should I go?" ”

"They're just a bunch of hooligans, who specialize in blackmailing outsiders." The boy said seriously: "They'll come back to you." ”

Xin Chen looked at the footprints on the trees and the broken tiles, and shook his head with a smile: "They won't." ”

"Forget it, if you don't believe it, forget it." The kid shook his head and sighed: "They are all Brother An's subordinates, Brother An is powerful, much more powerful than you." No one dared to care about him, not even the police. ”

"How is that possible?" Xin Chen shook his head: "Don't worry about it, are you picking up bottles here?" ”

"That's right." The child nodded: "I'll pick it up after school." ”

"Is it poor or ...... Labor? ”

"It's environmentally friendly." The kid waved his hand and smiled awkwardly, "I pick up any garbage." You really better go, if you don't have a place to live, you can go to my house to live, anyway, my house is just me and my grandfather, they are really not good people, they come back to you. ”

"Don't worry."

Xin Chen waved his hand, and then broke off a wicker stick from the willow tree next to him: "I'll do a magic trick for you, you can't tell others." ”

The kid nodded, "Okay." ”

"Look at it." Xin Chen bent down and picked up a full fist-sized pebble from the ground and threw it into the air, and then the wicker in his hand made a sound of breaking through the air, and after a whistling, the stone fell to the ground.

"You...... What kind of magic is this? The child looked at Gu Tao with tears and laughter: "Did you run out because of mental illness and don't know your home?" ”

"I'm ...... him" Xin Chen coughed, silently reciting the child's words in his heart.

He didn't bother to explain, but kicked the stone with his foot, and the stone that fell on the ground immediately split in half, and the child's eyes were straight, and he picked up the pebble, looked at the stone carefully, and found that the fracture of the stone was neat and smooth, as if it had been cut by a cutter and polished, but it was tightly closed.

"How did you do that!"

"Did you ask how magicians do magic?" Xin Chen smiled and waved his hand: "Just take a look." ”

"Show me the branches."

Taking the wicker from Xin Chen's hand, he carefully checked it several times, but found that there was nothing unusual about the wicker, but just now, he really saw that the stone was not broken......

"So, you teach me how to do this magic, and I'll treat you to ice cream." The child pointed to a small shop on the street not far away: "Do you want to do it." ”

Xin Chen looked him up and down, revealing an inexplicable smile: "Yes, it can be...... But it's not something that can be done in a day or two. ”

Of course it's not a day or two, this is innate sword qi! The wicker is simply an ornament, and what really works is Xin Chen's sword qi, this thing, right...... The mental method can be given to anyone, anyway, if you don't have talent, you can use it as a physical fitness at most, and this kind of basic thing is not a big deal.

"I'll recite a mantra, and you can memorize it." Xin Chen held the wicker in his hand: "When you read the first sentence, you have to feel that you are holding a sword in your hand." When you read the second sentence, you have to feel the breath in your body. As you read the third sentence, you have to think about what your sword will look like when you cut it down. In the last sentence, you have to feel the qi in your body go out with the sword. Got it? “

"Okay, it's that simple?"

"Of course." Xin Chen laughed: "Remember the mantra, I'll only say it once." ”

"Wait, wait, wait." The child took out his mobile phone: "Say it! ”

"That's amazing." Xin Chen smiled: "Opportunistic. ”

"And how long does it take to practice this?"

"It's up to you." Xin Chen spread his hands: "Three days, three years, and a lifetime are possible." ”

"You won't lie to me......"

Xin Chen couldn't cry or laugh: "I'm going to lie to you, I'll be beaten to death by those people today!" ”

"Forget it, you can say it." The kid pressed the record button.