Chapter 90: Capture the thief and capture the king first
The fat man doesn't sleep well and is in an anxious mood. Xiaoyun and Sister Xiaohu haven't woken up yet, the fat man is hungry, so he simply goes downstairs, but he wants to take a look, this group of people have been staring at Sister Xiaohu for a night, what are they going to do? When I went downstairs, I didn't look at people properly, just as if these people didn't exist, the fat man swaggered and sat down, so he called the shopkeeper to come and ask for a bowl of noodles to eat.
When these stalkers saw the fat man coming down, they all woke people up, and the fat man glanced at the corner of his eye, but he didn't see it, and he buried himself in eating noodles, thinking about the intentions of these people.
A man who looked like a hooligan, but was dressed as a butler, came in through the door, and it seemed that he was the leader of the gang, and he had just gone around to the back to inspect it. This person is Gao Yu. Entering the door, a group of ponies raised their mouths and raised their jaws, making their eyes look crazy to make Gao Yu pay attention to the fat man who was eating noodles. Gao Yu nodded, and rolled his eyes helplessly, saying that your body language doesn't need to be so exaggerated, I'm not a fool like you, I can understand it with one look.
The fat man pretended not to know anything, lowered his head and only cared about eating noodles, but in fact, the corner of his eye followed Gao Yu until Gao Yu walked to the fat man's table and sat down opposite the fat man. The fat man looked up, ignored Gao Yu, and continued to eat noodles.
That's how breakfast is eaten in the inn, one person has a table to himself, that's a bad temper! Generally speaking, eating breakfast is not meticulous, hurry up and eat a little, but also rush to work, all come in and find a random table, sit down and eat, regardless of whether you know or not, you can sit at the same table when you come in. Passerby A is eating at this table, and a passer-by B is also sitting down at this table, which is normal, passerby A is at most to look up, if he knows him, he will talk about it, and if he doesn't know him, he will eat his own food, and no one will delay anyone. There was no mention of driving people away, and he was only allowed to sit alone at this table.
Gao Yu also ordered a bowl of noodles, waited for the noodles to come, ate two bites at random, and asked the fat man straight to the point: "This benevolent brother, the noodles are very cooked, it must be ...... Miss Hu's brother, right? ”
The fat man bit half of the noodles in his mouth and raised his eyebrows, "Yes, how?" No, so what? ”
Gao Yu clapped his hands, and a few of his subordinates next to him brought over a rosewood box with a square bottom oval lid and placed it on the side of the table. Gao Yu opened the lid, and before he opened it all, he opened a crack for the fat man to see.
The fat man glanced at it, and the box was full of gold, silver, soft, and valuable things. Gao Yu smiled and said, "Don't worry, we don't mean anything else, it's just ...... My son-in-law has long admired the fame of Miss Xiaohu, and I want to see him, if you can introduce him...... Hahaha...... This little box is not a tribute, you can accept it first. ”
The fat man wondered: What the hell is "long admiration of the daimyo"? My confused sister has done nothing but fooling around, what earth-shattering deeds have she done, and why is her name spread in the rivers and lakes? This doesn't seem right.
Fools can see that the things in the box are very valuable, and the fat man doesn't know which son's son this is, spending so much money, just to see Sister Xiaohu, Gao Yu also said "It's not a respect", it's too generous! The fat man deliberately made things difficult and asked, "What is in this little box, is it really worthless?" ”
"Some gadgets, worthless, worthless." Gao Yu said with a grin.
"Then get out of here," said the fat man, "and dare to take out worthless things, you are really not afraid of being embarrassed!" ”
Put the high spirit
It's all good things in the broken box, I'm just polite, it's worthless, you dead fat man really doesn't know the goods!
"Hey, hey! Brother Ren," Gao Yu smiled on the surface, and explained to the fat man with a stiff smile on his face, "Although these are not very valuable things, they are enough for ordinary people to live most of their lives, if you still dislike it, I will go back and change it, and I will bring you whatever you want." ”
"Enough for most of your life?!" The fat man glared, looking surprised.
Gao Yu nodded slowly, and said with a smile: "Yes, as long as it is not profligate, this small box is enough to eat for a lifetime." ”
"Don't! You take it," the fat man waved his hand and said, "these things are too valuable, Miss Hu is not worth the price, we will not do the business of cheaters!" ”
Gao Yu can see that this dead fat man is not bad for money! I can't tempt him with these things, he's been playing with me!
If the temptation fails, then it can only be coerced. Calling someone to bring knives, guns and sticks, Gao Yu played a set of knife techniques, and after playing, he slapped the knife on the table, stared at the fat man with provocative eyes, and said, "What's the matter, Brother Ren?" "That means, I'm not bad, I have two hits, you better be obedient, otherwise don't blame the sword for being ruthless. Anyone who has watched the Water Margin knows that Gao Yu is playing tricks, his moves are just good-looking, and his combat effectiveness is not strong, but he is still good at scaring and scaring people.
The fat man clasped his hands in front of his chest, raised his eyebrows, squinted his eyes, lazily and arrogantly, and said, "I advise you to put away your knife." After a period of observation, the fat man has seen that there are no capable people in this group of people, just a group of rabble, and I don't know which servant in the house, all of them look like ruffians and hooligans, especially the leading butler.
The fat man was happy in his heart: Xiaoyun said well last night, she doesn't need help, Sister Xiaohu can easily knock down this group of people by herself.
"What's the matter? You're scared when you flash the knife, right? Gao Yu was proud, "Don't toast and don't eat and drink, if you're afraid, hurry up and call Miss Hu to come down for me!" ”
"I'm afraid, but it's useless," the corners of the fat man's mouth rose, "What you want to invite is Miss Xiaohu, what is the effect of you playing with a knife in front of me?" Miss Hu didn't see anything! You have to make Miss Hu scared, that's it! ”
Gao Yu nodded, "That's right...... What you said seems to make sense, so what's the matter, you call the little Hu girl out, and I'll play it again for her to see? ”
The fat man lowered his voice, leaned into Gao Yu's ear, and said: "Let me tell you, Miss Xiaohu is not greedy for money, what gift to take, please don't move, do you see, you gave me money just now, I didn't bother to take care of you, I had to dance with a gun and a stick, I was afraid, you want to invite Miss Xiaohu, the same is true, directly put a knife against her neck, she will go with you, otherwise, it is useless for you to send anything." ”
"Dare to love this brother and sister, both of whom are masters who eat hard and don't eat soft!" Gao Yuxin said.
The fat man agreed to take Gao Yu to "invite" Miss Hu, but only took him alone. Gao Yu was holding the knife, and the others were staring downstairs, Gao Yu went upstairs with the fat man alone, and the fat man led Gao Yu to the door of Sister Hu, knocked on the door, and shouted: "Sister, sister!" Awake? ”
"Wake up!" Sister Hu responded in a crisp voice.
There was a sound of latches pulling through the door, and then
With a "bang", the door opened, and no one was seen.
Gao Yu said "Huh", very confused, I looked downstairs, the door opened, I didn't see the person who opened the door, now they are all standing at the door, the door is open, or can't I see the person who came to open the door?!
The fat man left the sentence "watch your step", took a step over the threshold, and went into the house. Gao Yu looked down, and then saw a child blinking his eyes, tilting his head, and looking up at him obliquely.
Gao Yu looked down at this cute child, was stunned for a while, raised his feet and entered the house, he would bump into the child in front of him, and said to the child, "You get out, I'm going to go in and rob your mother", which didn't seem to be appropriate. I wanted to lift my feet, but I put it down again, and I was hesitating. The fat man walked a few steps, turned around and beckoned to Gao Yu: "Come in!" What are you doing? Do you still want to 'please' Miss Hu? Come in with a knife! ”
Gao Yu vaguely felt that something was wrong, this dead fat man was the brother of Miss Xiaohu, this one who was the elder brother, took others to his sister's room to rob his sister, and couldn't wait for someone to put a knife on his sister's neck? Is this my brother? Is this fat guy playing tricks on me again?
Miss Xiaohu was looking in the mirror, she was so busy that she couldn't get out, she asked Xiao Xi to open the door, the fat man came in, she didn't look back, she just looked in the mirror and dressed herself. Hearing the fat man call someone to "bring a knife in", the little Hu girl turned around and looked at the fat man blankly while wiping rouge, "Take a knife?" What are you doing with a knife, brother? ”
Outside the door, Gao Yu decisively threw away the knife, moved two small steps to the right, raised his foot to step into the door, Xiao Xi moved four big steps to the left, and blocked it again.
The fat man stretched out his hand and pointed at Gao Yu at the door, and said to Sister Xiaohu: "Na, the person outside the door, said that he was a son of their family, and he wanted to meet you, the one who stared at your house all night last night was the person he brought, no matter what, he will definitely invite you to go, if you don't agree, he will hold your neck with a knife and force you to go." ”
The little bearded girl half-covered her mouth and whispered, "You just ask him to give money, you don't need to use force." ”
The fat man said, "You fool, are you really going with people?" Wait for him to come, and you will ...... Got it? "Miss Hu is not clever, but she is not completely stupid, she can still understand this little bit, she was stared at by this group of people for a night, she had to arrest their heads and interrogate them properly.
"Ahem," the fat man coughed twice and said to Gao Yu, "My sister said that I would like to go with you, what is that...... You don't have to be rude, you go and get the box, my sister said she is also afraid of knives, you just give the money. ”
"Okay!" I looked forward to it for a night, and it took a long time to dance a knife and get a gun, just waiting for this sentence, Gao Yu was overjoyed, turned his head and rushed downstairs, and hugged the box up.
When Gao Yu ran up again with the box, the three people in the house were already sitting on the table drinking tea, and when they saw Gao Yu standing at the door, Miss Xiaohu invited him to come in and have a cup of tea together. Gao Yu entered the house, did not sit down and drink tea directly, but bent down respectfully and held the box in front of Miss Xiaohu, "I have heard it for a long time, and when I saw Miss Xiaohu today, it was really ...... Ay! Help me! ”
Miss Hu took the box, grabbed Gao Yu's wrist with her hand, twisted it behind his back, and tied Gao Yu to the table leg without much effort.
Gao Yu reacted quickly, saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly shouted "help", and the people downstairs heard it, but when the group of people under him caught up, the fat man had already picked up the knife he threw at the door and put it against his neck.