296. Create a new profit model (medium)
How many years has it been since anyone has successfully crossed the robbery? And it's also a ninefold heavenly tribulation, this should have reached the point of destroying the heavens, right? No, maybe this is the real heavenly punishment, but it is true that something has succeeded, and two at once.
The Kunlun faction, which got the news, couldn't sit still any longer, and three of the Venerable Masters came straight here, one of them was the Taishi Gong of the meridian Yuan, and the other two were the chief elder of the largest sect in Kunlun.
The last one left is the only spirit demon master in Kunlun, he is a half-human and half-demon body, just like a kitten, if it weren't for his existence, the kitten would have been taken to alchemy as a pill by the guy who plotted against him. And the strength of these three people can be said to be unfathomable, and the real immortal level is a matter of front and back.
"Master Tai! Little Master! ”
The kitten's sense of smell is sensitive, and the moment these three people appeared, she jumped up from the crowd, hugged the half-demon old man and began to be coquettish, and soon Jingyuan also walked out of the crowd, and knelt down for the three old men with a poof.
"Disciple Sutra ......"
"Alright, alright." Taishi Gong touched Jingyuan's head: "We all know it, there's nothing wrong with you." ”
Jing Yuan's eyes were moist, but he refused to raise his head.
"Little thing, take us inside." The half-demon boss pinched Jing Yun's face: "Let's see who is so blessed." ”
"Ah, little master. You have to ask Senior Sister about this, Senior Sister is talking about it here. ”
"Jing Yun!" Jing Yuan frowned: "Don't talk nonsense in front of anyone." ”
After she finished scolding the kitten, she raised her head and looked at the respected three elders in front of her: "Three masters, I'm just a part-time worker here, and I ...... This is not the place for us to chat, so let's go have a cup of tea first. ”
The three old men looked at each other, and then walked into the base behind Jing Yuan with their hands behind their backs, and after entering the gate, Jing Yuan turned around and raised a hand: "Second group, clear the field and wipe your buttocks." ”
Liuchun responded, and then immediately began to organize clearance activities, these things are the content of daily training, such as clearing the field, such as dealing with outside rumors, etc., so the two groups act very quickly, absolute orders and prohibitions, and the pace is unified, which looks quite meaningful.
"Little things, are you still used to going down the mountain?"
"Back to the Taishigong, everything is fine." Jing Yuan turned slightly sideways and bowed and replied, "It's only occasional...... Will be homesick. ”
"Hehehe." The half-demon old man touched his beard: "Kitten, have you been wronged here?" ”
"Of course not. I, eat and sleep well here, and have a lot of good friends, the only pity is that the uncle doesn't want me to be his girlfriend......" The kitten sighed deeply: "I'm sixteen years old, where is the young." ”
"Lao Tzu is one thousand and sixteen." The half-demon boss twisted her nose: "In front of your father, you only dare to call yourself a kid." ”
"My dad ......" the kitten was stunned for a moment: "Is he still alive?" ”
The other two old men immediately glanced at the half-demon boss with disgust, and he only shrugged his shoulders and realized that he had said the wrong thing, but in order to answer the kitten, he still touched her little head and said, "Your father...... Now in a very safe place, if you run out rashly, you will have an accident. ”
The kitten glanced at the device on the playground in the distance, and nodded thoughtfully: "He's going to cross the robbery too, right?" So you pressed him under the Kunlun Great Array, right? ”
The three old men sighed in unison, and the half-demon boss shook his head silently: "Kitten, what is your father's situation...... It will definitely not be able to withstand the thunder and fire tribulation, if Kunlun does not have the mountain protection holy beast, then how can it be good. ”
"Hmm......" The kitten thought for a while, and suddenly raised his head: "That's it, I can't live without my father, it's better than locking him up than letting him be killed by lightning." When the time comes, my uncle will go to save him, and he will let Sister Eucalyptus survive. ”
"That's what we're here for."
Brought the three old men to your living room, Jing Yuan was busy waiting, and after a while, Gu Tao walked in in his regular clothes, and the three old men did not get up, but Gu Tao held his fists and bowed to the three of them: "A few old gentlemen, I have admired the name for a long time." ”
This scene made Jing Yuan breathe a sigh of relief, she had always been afraid that Gu Tao's temper would be tough with the three masters, and it was not a big deal to fight with the cultivators or even beat him to death, at most, a sect in Kunlun would not die, and if she offended these three masters, then Kunlun would really go out.
"You're so young." The prince of Jingyuan took a sip of tea and said, "Boy, I have heard of you a long time ago." ”
"You should be a person from Lingshan, the Taishi of Jingyuan is also her great-grandfather. We are our own people, and I have always regarded Jingyuan as a sister. Gu Tao bent down ninety degrees: "Forgive me for not kneeling." ”
"Not so much politeness." The master of Lingshan twisted his beard, looked Gu Tao up and down, and his eyes were full of appreciation: "It's really a shame that you can know me." ”
"It's not just you." Gu Tao turned around and pointed at the half-demon boss: "Thank you for taking care of the naughty guy Kitten for many years, Master Ziying." Ziying of the Ziqing Twin Swords, is your true body, after the death of Qingsuo, you lived in seclusion in Kunlun, saying that it was a half-demon, but in fact it was a sword spirit. ”
"Wow!" Ziying glanced at Gu Tao in surprise: "Okay, kid." Then do you know who this stuffy gourd next to me is? ”
Gu Tao turned around and looked at the bald old man who had not spoken, he half-closed his eyes and did not speak, but Gu Tao laughed: "This should be one of the three ** kings of Emei Da Lei Yin Temple, settled in Kunlun and devoted himself to cultivation, fellow practitioner of Buddhism and Taoism, Mr. Tiger Mound's master, the Taoist name Cihang was enshrined as a master, and the Buddha name is unknown. I have instructed the kitchen to use all vegetable oil for today's meals, and not to get the slightest bit of meat. ”
"Old friend, this kid is interesting." Ziying looked Gu Tao up and down: "Where did you know?" ”
Where else can I come from, Senior Brother Spiritual Cultivator. Gu Tao told Xiu Ling about the tribulation here, and immediately told him that he was ready to meet the Three Holy Ancestors of Kunlun, Gu Tao asked him what the Three Holy Ancestors were, and Xiu Ling told him that they were the three old Buddhas outside the transcendent things on Kunlun, the kind that only sought the Tao without asking about mundane things.
Xiu Ling not only told Gu Tao the identities of these three people, but also said their preferences and personality traits respectively, Zi Ying is an old naughty boy, but he is the ancestor of the sword immortal, the first divine sword with both form and spirit, once the thing of the ancestor of the Dao, strong but cheerful, better to speak, it doesn't matter if you joke.
The master of Lingshan is the grandmaster of the Illusion Sect, and the illusion, runes, and heavenly master techniques are unparalleled in the world, and he cares about etiquette more old-fashionedly, but he is well-versed in his heart, and he can't joke casually, but it's easy to discuss.
And I don't know that although the stinky monk doesn't speak, but it is the most difficult to get it, he has a clear mind, cultivates closed mouth meditation, cultivates his heart, cultivates the Three Realms, a pair of turbid old eyes can distinguish loyalty and treachery, and judge good and evil, the stick on his waist is Jiang Ziya's whip, the gods who beat the gods and the demons under the beating, and the rag shoes are lotus silk steps, the treasure of the legendary Monkey King. This guy is very difficult to speak, and he can be said to be the head of the Three Sages, but anyone who has evil thoughts, greed, and obsessive thoughts will not be in his eyes, and those who are full of nonsense, lies, and foul words will be punished by him.
"My friend told me." Gu Tao didn't lie: "He asked me to entertain the three saints well." ”
Zi Ying turned his head and glanced at the stuffy gourd, and nodded slightly, he immediately laughed: "Okay, the little thing is sensible, we haven't come down the mountain for more than a hundred years, come and serve wine and food!" Give me an elbow. ”
Before he finished speaking, the instep of his foot was stepped on by the unknown, he bared his teeth for a while, and waved his hand again and again: "Vegetarian dishes are fine, vegetarian dishes are fine, we are eating and talking, the old men haven't come down for many years." ”
"Wait a minute, I'll give you orders."
Gu Tao retreated, and Jing Yuan ordered the kitten to accompany the old ancestors here, and they also walked out together.
"Did you change your temper today?"
Jingyuan was in a very good mood: "Suddenly so polite. ”
"Not for you." Gu Tao glanced at her: "Your mother's family is here, I want to have a cold nose and a cold face, they may think that you have suffered some grievances here." ”
"What a mother's family!" Jing Yuan stomped his feet: "How do you speak." ”
"Huh." Gu Tao stood still: "Xiu Ling said, now the whole Kunlun knows that you eloped with me, who made this plan?" Who told the spiritual cultivator that I was her man? ”
"I ...... This ......" Jingyuan was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Isn't that all right." ”
"Now it's an established fact, you didn't see the eyes of your three ancestors looking at me, that is the eyes of the old man looking at his son-in-law!"
Jingyuan was speechless for a while, when she saw her father-in-law looking at Gu Tao just now, that look was really the look of her son-in-law, and then after Gu Tao behaved very well, she also glanced at the two old guys around her with a few ostentatious eyes, and now it's okay, and she doesn't even have to explain.
"What am I called?" Gu Tao walked into the kitchen, and Jing Yuan followed: "I just called the fox not caught, and I made a fuss." We are just ordinary colleagues, if you don't do it one day, your mother's family will see you, huh? The girl who bullied me Kunlun? Then a group of people blocked my door to say the law, what do you say I should do, is it to beat or not? ”
"No...... I've been evicted. ”
"Xiu Ling said, your removal is only the removal of the sect, isn't there a rule on Kunlun that life is a Kunlun person, death is a Kunlun ghost, if you want to fool around, even if you are removed, they will still come to clean up the portal, is that what it looks like?"
Gu Tao said as he cut the tofu into small cubes and threw it into the hot oil pan to fry: "So you'd better play a trick for me, that lie detector is there, I will find a way to hide your brain waves, otherwise I don't care if you are forcibly taken back to Kunlun at that time." ”
"How can you just leave it alone?" Jing Yuan picked up the kitchen knife and chopped the vegetables: "Can I still have a good life when I bring it back?" ”
"I can take care of the spiritual belt. I can manage it through dreams. Your dad and mom want to take you, what should I do? Your grandfather wants to take you, what do I do? Your ancestors want to take you, what should I do? Don't say that we are ordinary colleagues, even if our children are six and a half years old, and they say that they want you to go back, I can't fart. Gu Tao scooped up the fried tofu with a colander and filtered it to the oil: "You said that's the truth." ”
Jingyuan didn't say anything for a long time, just put the side dishes in his hand into the pot and stir-fried, then took the diced tofu in Gu Tao's hand and poured it in, added bean paste and oyster sauce and began to stir-fry: "Then what do you say." ”
"Don't be coquettish with me, it's useless." Gu Tao began to blanch a handful of lettuce with hot water, and then used it to wrap the balls mixed with cooked bean dregs, diced shiitake mushrooms, and diced cooked bamboo shoots: "I told you, I told you earlier, don't be smart, you don't listen." In the future, if you want to get married, there are only two choices. ”
"What choice?" Jing Yuan's heart suddenly pounded.
"If you don't marry a stupid person, it's the kind of stupid person who has to fight with you for the country that has so much money why not improve the construction of mountain areas instead of going to support Africa. Or marry a smart guy who you can't win, the kind that can crush you to the death. Gu Tao put the lettuce balls on the steaming drawer: "Otherwise, you will suffer for the rest of your life." ”
"I don't want to marry a stupid man." Jing Yuan pursed his lips, and then lowered his head: "But there is no one smarter than me......"
"You're so confident." Gu Tao quickly shredded a few chili peppers, went into the water to remove the green and bitterness, then poured hot oil into the pot, and fried the fungus, enoki mushrooms, and carrots cut by the meridians: "I should pay for your immaturity today, they must have come to talk to me about the catastrophe, Sister Eucalyptus has just finished evolving, and she can't appear today, and Dream Bear is also unstable now, so it's all up to me." ”
"I can help you."
"Just shut up." Gu Tao glanced at Jingyuan: "Don't do anything else." ”
Jingyuan's mouth opened, aggrieved and unwilling...... But there was no way to refute the chattering Gu Tao.
"Go and cut the pumpkin out into pieces, steam it in a pot, and then take it out. Mix the flour of the cake without adding yeast. Gu Tao quickly prepared the side dishes: "Use milk!" Don't use water! Why are you so stupid. ”
"Oh......" Jing Yuan pouted, his face full of unwillingness: "And then?" ”
"Go, go, wait outside, it's none of your business."
The bullied Jing Yuan sat outside and waited, she looked at Gu Tao's busy back, muttered two sentences in her mouth, but scolded and scolded herself suddenly, and then just held her cheeks and watched the bastard with a broken mouth and a very arrogant person busy.
She is actually really curious about this guy, obviously no matter how you look at it, he is a stinky man who is not in the stream, no different from the gang on the street, greedy for money, lustful, despicable and shameless, but he can often do some unexpected things, what is hard to resist the catastrophe, what can become friends after beating up a monster like Xiuling, please the ancestor with a strange personality, etc.
"But he's a bastard anyway." Jing Yuan suddenly thought of the way he mocked himself just now, and his mouth pursed unconsciously: "Hmph." ”