Chapter 344: The Color of the Hat (Four Changes)
Ah Zhi was surprised: [Master, are you mistaken? Who told you that you can't fall in love if you have different species? Synthetic plants just can't be cultivated into refinement and transformed into human form, they are also sentient creatures, okay? 】
What do you mean by that? There is a bad feeling about the flower mud.
She did feel that Dumb was too dependent on Zhou Lei, but because one was a human and the other was a synthetic plant, she didn't think about it at all.
Originally, is this something that can be imagined?
Ah Zhi pursed his lips: [I won't say anything else, but I know one thing, master, according to what I said, in the history of plants, there are indeed examples of untransformed plants falling in love with humans. 】
[That's just a plant unilaterally falling in love with humans......]
[The synthetic plants created and invented by the previous owner have a precedent for being with humans.] 】
Hua Ni suddenly ran out of words.
A synthetic plant that can't be shaped, with a human?!
She felt so frightened that she couldn't imagine it. After the plant has become refined and formed, she still understands that a synthetic plant that cannot be transformed at all, they have not yet evolved language functions, and they can't communicate with humans, how can they "love each other"?
[Master, you're thinking too much. It's not that all synthetic plants have not evolved language functions, you are just cultivating too low now, and the synthetic plants created and invented are relatively low-end and have no language system. When you improve your cultivation and become a great witch, you can create and invent synthetic plants that can communicate with humans. 】
Hua Ni wanted to remind it: "Dumb has no function of mimicking human language. 】
Ah Zhi told her apologetically: [The synthetic plant that the previous owner cultivated to fall in love with humans does not have the function of imitating human language. 】
Flower Mud: [......]
[There's nothing surprising about it, humans are all mute, and a synthetic plant that can't speak is equivalent to being mute, so there is a way to communicate with humans. Some people still think their spouses are too noisy, and they wish they could find someone who can't speak and is quiet. 】
Mud: [......] She doesn't want to talk to it anymore.
Are you sure you're trying to deviate?
It stands to reason that Zhou Lei's blind date doesn't need to come forward at all, but he is an orphan and has no family. In addition, Dumb will live with him in the future, so what kind of person is the other partner he is looking for seriously affects Dumb's quality of life.
Whether she is Zhou Lei's boss or because of Dumb, she must come up with this side.
Blind date is not just two people to meet, if both parties have parents or the like, the two families also need to touch to avoid too much conflict in the future, and it will be too late to regret it.
The meeting place is a cold drink spot called "Green Field".
Freshly squeezed botanical beverages are especially popular these days, and they are open in towns and cities, and if it's a larger city, there may be one on every street.
It's just that the name of each store will be slightly different, and the drinks sold in it will be slightly different.
Like this one called "Green Field", in addition to their room full of real greenery, their drinks are also mainly green.
As soon as they entered the store, everyone was given a green hat by the robot at the door.
Hua Ni: "......" Should she be glad that she is not a man? Otherwise, wouldn't you be a cuckold?
People who look like the future star model don't think there's anything strange about the green hat at all, and they are quite happy to wear it. In the hall, there are no women or men, no one who is not cuckolded.
On the contrary, the old banyan tree that came in without a hat became an example, which attracted attention.
"Why don't you wear it?" Hua Ni turned her head and said to him.
The old banyan tree was a little difficult: "Big goblin, don't you think this requirement is a bit too high?" ”
Taking the initiative to cuckold yourself or something, a man can't tolerate it, right?
"But you see everybody's wearing it."
Sure enough, when they went inside, they ran into the waiter reminding them to put on their hats. I also kindly asked, is it that the color of the hat is not bright enough, and the hat is not big enough, so they don't like it very much? It's okay, you can raise your opinions.
Old Banyan Tree: "...... I just don't like cuckolds. "Green hats, I don't like them.
The waiter was surprised, as if he couldn't understand it at all: "How beautiful green is, all plants are green, that is the color of nature, the most beautiful color in the world, it symbolizes life and hope." The reason why the hat of our beverage store is designed green is to wish everyone who enters the store to be like a plant, no matter what happens, to be healthy and hopeful. ”
"The implication is very good, but," the old banyan touched his nose, "I don't know if you have studied it, in ancient history, a man cuckolded meant that his wife cheated on him and cuckolded himself." ”
The waiter shook his head, indicating that he didn't understand: "What is cheating?" Why is cheating a cuckold? ”
"Cheating means that a man's wife is with another man, and he has a leg, and they do what only husband and wife can do. I say that, understand? The old banyan tree patiently explained.
The waiter didn't understand even more: "Isn't this a normal thing?" In this world, there are more men and fewer women, and it is already an honor for a man to be able to marry a wife and be willing to give him children, how can he still ask for so many women? As long as his wife is willing to give him a child, if his wife wants to taste something new and have a little lover or something, it's no problem at all. ”
The old banyan tree lost. He forgot about the peculiarities of this planet, and the men here don't mind at all whether their women will find a lover or not, and how can they mind the color of the hat on their heads?
"Sorry, maybe I'm thinking too much, but I really don't like green hats." He still insisted on not wanting to wear a hat.
The waiter was helpless: "According to the rules of our store, people who don't want to wear green hats can't come in, I'm sorry." ”
"I can pay more."
"It's not a matter of money, sir, it's a rule. The rules are required for everyone to follow, if we make an exception for you, others will ask us to make an exception for them, and there are more people who make exceptions, so what is the point of our regulations? So, I'm really sorry. ”
In the end, the old banyan tree was rejected.
"Big goblin, or I'll be waiting for you outside."
Hua Ni was helpless: "That's the only way." ”
Maybe for the people of this planet, the color of the hat is nothing at all, but for the man who was born and raised in the global village, the color of the hat on his head is really about respect and face.
She entered the box alone.