Chapter 93: Laugh and Laugh
After the meal, Chongjin flew to the roof and gave the space to the four of them.
After Chongjin left, the whole room was quiet again, and the sound of the old man's stomach squirming could be clearly heard.
The old man coughed embarrassedly, and then said, "Yinchen, you kid, what do you mean now, can't you say it clearly?" I don't like beating around the bush as an old man. ”
"Brother......!" Li Si shouted in disgust, and the old man immediately didn't dare to speak anymore.
Just when Li Si carefully observed Feng Yinchen's face and thought that he would be very unhappy, Feng Yinchen suddenly opened his mouth: "You don't have to be so careful. After calling for so many years, I suddenly changed my mind, and I still have some difficulty accepting it. What you asked Xiao Qi to tell me, she has already told me. And I know why you have forsaken me. I think it's more convenient for me to call you Master and Master. I'll call it that way in the future. ”
"Hmm...... As long as you stop hating us. Can I hug you? Li Si said.
Before Li Si stepped forward, Feng Yinchen walked over and hugged Li Si, but before Li Si could react, Feng Yinchen ended the hug and left with leisurely steps.
Looking up at the roof, he accurately found Chongjin lying on the roof drinking alone.
"Why are you hiding here and drinking by yourself?" Feng Yinchen asked.
"How can you say it's hiding? Didn't you find it easily? Chongjin disagreed.
"You're afraid that you want to be a general again, right?" Feng Yinchen still knows her very well.
"You're right, you're right."
"Isn't it okay to drink so much in broad daylight?" Feng Yinchen took the wine jug in Chongjin's hand and took a few sips himself.
Leaning back, Feng Yinchen lay beside Chongjin.
Suddenly, Chongjin moved, and in a few leaps, he grabbed a man in black and threw it back into his yard.
Chongjin picked up the fake sword in his hand and put it against the man's neck: "Say! Who filmed you?! ”
"Humph!" The man in black held his head high and did not speak.
Feng Yinchen ripped off the mask of the man in black, clicked on his acupoint to make him unable to move, and then took out two small devices containing poison from the back molars of his mouth. After everything was done, Feng Yinchen solved the acupoint for him.
The man tried to bite his tongue and kill himself, but Feng Yinchen quickly broke his jawbone. The man screamed and couldn't move.
Feng Yinchen's fox eyes narrowed slightly, and said: "If you don't tell the truth, I have a way to make you survive and not die." Don't believe you? ”
The man looked at the figure of Feng Yinchen gradually getting bigger, and finally an emotion called fear surged in his heart.
Feng Yinchen gave him the dislocated jawbone again, and said with a smile: "Green wine, come and serve this distinguished guest, knock out all his teeth for me, he likes to bite his tongue too much, this is really not good." You fix it for him. ”
Green wine immediately jumped off the tree. "Yes, Childe!"
Green Wine asked people to find a small hammer in their hand, and then gestured, and suddenly a phantom appeared behind him, fixing the man's mouth. Green Wine instantly knocked out the four front teeth of the man in black, and the roar spread throughout the courtyard.
"Go, take off his shoes, tap his laughing hole, and see if he is uncomfortable."
"Yes!" Green wine was implemented immediately.
At first the man didn't react. But after a while, the man began to laugh from chuckling to unbearable laughter.
It wasn't until after a stick of incense that he began to scold: "Feng Yinchen! If you have the ability, kill me, what is this! ”
Feng Yinchen smiled, "It turns out that you can speak, I thought you were dumb." ”
"Feng Yinchen, you big devil, I'm your ancestor! If you have the ability, kill me! You're a bitch! Hahaha, you wouldn't dare to kill me, would you?! Are you afraid of retaliation by the people behind me?! You son of a bitch! ”
Feng Yinchen should only be deaf, such a scolding only shows that he is on the verge of collapse.
Chongjin looked at it with some sympathy for the man in black.
The old man smiled as if he was not idle enough: "Boy, I still have a good thing called Yixiaosan, I don't know if you have heard of it?" It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it, it's this thing in my hand, why don't you try it too! After saying that, the old man poured it into the mouth of the man in black.
A trace of great horror flashed in the eyes of the man in black, as if he had heard something particularly terrible.
Although it is not a deadly poison, it can make you laugh until the spasms of the whole body still can't stop, unless you take the antidote, you will laugh all the time.
The people in the rivers and lakes are very secretive about this poison. It was once said that it was better to offend the king of Hades than to be an enemy of the earth.
At this moment, the black-clothed man knew what kind of terrible person he had provoked, even if he wanted to die, he probably wouldn't be able to die......
Finally, the man in black collapsed: "I said! I say! Don't give me that! ”
"It was Madame Cuiliu who asked me to come here to find out your news. She said that she always thinks that the wind mansion has been weird recently, and wants to know what tricks you are playing. ”
"It's that green willow again. I've forgotten that she's used to being a demon! Chongjin's cold face showed anger. She's a good bully! Come to her again and again!
It's really ridiculous that she is a little minion but she gets an axe in front of the hall master and the owner of the hall!
"If you don't teach her some lessons, she probably won't be able to learn to be a low-key person!" Chongjin knocked the man in black unconscious with one punch. Fang felt that his anger had subsided a little.
"Let's go, let's go meet my third aunt too. Oh, by the way, call Master Feng! Feng Yinchen hugged Chongjin and went to the courtyard of Cuiliu. Feng Dong carried the faint man in black and followed behind.
There are other little guys who have informed Feng Wuyi to watch a big show, and he will definitely regret it in the future if he doesn't go.
Feng Yinchen and Chongjin arrived at Cuiliu's courtyard first.
As soon as he entered the door, Feng Dong threw the person out.
"Yo, I'm scared to death! What are you doing here? Cuiliu asked knowingly, and when she saw the man in black, she understood that she was exposed again, but she was not afraid of her back against the mountain.
"Hehe, what are we going to do, will the third lady not know? This man was sent by the Third Lady to visit us, but I didn't expect him to be so unbeaten, and we accidentally knocked him unconscious. ”
"Really? But I don't know this person, this is obviously an assassin, you should kill him quickly, but don't believe him to sow discord. Cuiliu pretended to be scared and looked at Chongjin.
Chongjin squatted down and patted the man in black lying on the ground, "Hey, did you hear that?" Your master told us to kill you quickly! Won't you rise up and avenge yourself? Such an inhuman master, why did he follow her? ”
The man in black really raised his head from the ground and looked at Cuiliu viciously: "What are you?" You want me to die?! ”
"Jingyi, you can think clearly! How to explain to the above. ”
"I've got this for you. You can kill her and blame her for a natural death, that's not a bad idea, right? Feng Yinchen smiled and said to the man in black named Jingyi.