Chapter 1047 - Abusing a Single Dog
"Because this ship is different from ordinary ships, it is alive."
Professor Bai smiled illustriously.
Ye Yi felt uncomfortable for a while when he saw his weird smile, and said, "Isn't the ship a machine?" Why can machines be alive too? β
"Man is not the same machine, and man is not also life!"
Professor Bai snorted and said, "This ship was originally just an ordinary ship for the pleasure of the rich, until I got on the ship, I hated these stupid guys for turning such a precious thing into a vulgar tool for pleasure, so I used my talent to make some special modifications to this ship, such as many parts of the ship, which are made of organic bodies, and some parts are added to the ...... of lifeforms."
"So perverted."
Ye Yi said mercilessly.
Professor Bai said: "The perverted me is the real me, do you have an opinion?" β
"No, you go on."
Ye Yi didn't want to be verbose with such a mentally problematic person.
Professor Bai was indulging in the joy of creation at the moment, and his disdain for Ye Yi was also unusually tolerant, saying: "In short, after my creative transformation, although this ship is still just a ship, it has a demonic vitality, and many of its mechanisms are alive and can not be deployed by computers. β
"And how are we going to leave?"
Ye Yi is more concerned about this core issue.
"Leave...... It is impossible to leave...... Unless you can find the heart of the ship......"
Professor Bai smiled very proudly.
Ye Yi couldn't stand this perverted smile and said, "Stop being long-winded, where is the heart of the ship?" β
"Heart...... The heart is in my chest......"
Professor Bai pointed at his heart pervertedly.
Ye Yicai didn't believe this kind of perverted words, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and talk about people!" β
"The human word isβ"
Professor Bai rolled his eyes and said, "You really want to destroy the heart of this ship?" Do you know what the price of destroying the heart of the ship is? β
"What is it?" Ye Yi asked rhetorically, "Is it my life?" β
"How could it be your life, the lives of all the people on this ship who haven't gotten off the ship yet!"
Professor Bai smiled even more sinisterly.
Although Ye Yi didn't believe that he would be so perverted, seeing his distorted smile, he inexplicably felt that this was indeed something that a pervert would do, so he said to Zhan Haiting: "Do we believe him?" β
"If you want to believe it, believe it."
Zhan Haiting doesn't matter.
Professor Bai was a little unhappy and said, "Why are the eyes you looking at me so similar to the way Ye Wudao looks at me?" What is the relationship between you and Ye Wudao? Are you ...... Isn't it ......"
"He's my father-in-law."
Zhan Haiting smiled and hugged Ye Yi's shoulder.
Ye Yi didn't expect him to say this about the relationship between the two, and replied shyly: "Your grandfather hasn't promised us yet!" Who's your wife! β
"Marriage is a matter for the two of us, and sooner or later he will agree."
Zhan Haiting doesn't matter.
Touched by his determination, Ye Yi said, "...... Don't be too absolute, we haven't seen my dad yet! What if my dad doesn't like you? β
"Then I'll find a way to make him like me."
Zhan Haiting promised with a smile.
Ye Yi also smiled.
Professor Bai looked at them gloomily and suddenly said, "You won't be happy!" β
ββ¦β¦β
Ye Yi was a little angry, but she also knew that there was no need for normal people to quarrel with crazy people, so she rolled her eyes and said, "Will we be happy, does it have anything to do with you?" No, it does have something to do with you, because it's something you'll never get! β
"You ...... You guys...... You will be punished! β
Professor Bai was furious.
Ye Yi said: "If there is retribution, the first person to suffer will be a madman like you who ignores life. β
Zhan Haiting smiled and said, "He has already suffered retribution." β
"What retribution?" Professor Bai asked.
Ye Yi also asked: "He lives so nourishingly, where is it like he has suffered retribution?" β
Zhan Haiting said: "He will never get the attention of his crush, and Ye Wudao doesn't even know about his existence. β
"This ......"
Ye Yi thought for a moment and said, "This is indeed a terrible retribution, and the more terrible retribution than the loss of the person you love the most is probably that you will never get what you want." Even the person who wants it the most doesn't even know who he is. β
"yes, that's why he's got retribution."
Zhan Haiting repeated lightly.
Ye Yi nodded.
Professor Bai went crazy.
ββ¦β¦ Wait and see! I'll get what I want one day! I curse you! I want you to suffer the most painful things before you die! No! I can't let you die! Forever in a state of immortality! β
Ye Yi no longer paid attention to this madman, and when he finished going crazy in a circle, he lifted him from the ground and said to Zhan Haiting, "Where do you go next?" β
"Where do you want to go?" Zhan Haiting asked.
Ye Yi said: "Get out of this place where the neurotics are gathered first, and then find a boat and float wherever you want?" β
"Why do you float wherever you go?"
Zhan Haiting asked with great interest.
Ye Yi smiled and said, "Because we haven't had time to be alone since we confirmed our relationship, I'm ...... I...... I want to ......"
"The host wants to find a place to spend your honeymoon with you!"
Teng Snake said the words that Ye Yi hid deep in his heart.
Ye Yi got angry, grabbed the tail of the Teng Snake, and scolded, "What nonsense are you talking about! I didn't have ...... There is no ......."
"Then why are you floating where is it! Isn't it just that you want to find a lonely island to do something shameless with your man, preferably if there are no natives, just the two of you...... Ahhh Kill! Kill the snake! No, it's a dragon killing! β
Teng Snake was forcibly tied with a bow by Ye Yi and let out an exaggerated scream.
On Ye Yi's side, after cooking Teng Snake, a pure twenty-four open fool, he said to Zhan Haiting embarrassedly: "...... I just want to go to the end of the world with you, so I didn't ...... There is no ......."
"I like it."
Zhan Haiting said quietly, holding Ye Yi's hand.
Both bowed their heads, forehead to forehead.
The moment the skin touches, everything is self-evident.
Perhaps, it is more direct than words or the body.
Ye Yi thought to himself, and he couldn't control himself as if countless weeds had grown in his heart.
Zhan Haiting stretched out his hand, his fingers brushing her face, with tenderness and affection.
Ye Yi looked into his eyes and felt like he was about to get drunk.
At this time-
Bang dang!
An iron pipe fell.
Zhan Haiting decisively grabbed Ye Yi and avoided the iron pipe.
Ye Yi was also sharp-eyed, and when he saw that the iron pipe was actually thrown by Professor Bai, he realized that they were too intimate and stimulated this hardcore single dog who had not been in love for tens of thousands of years.