"What about the bare pole? I'm bare, I'm proud. Xia Gongyu held his head high.

"Okay, you're proud, you keep your pride." Cao Tianyu felt that he was completely playing the piano to the cow.

"Asking what the world is like, it is called life and death. The Sprinkle family has already seen through everything in this world. Xia Gongyu sighed.

"You will change to a vegetarian diet in the future, and you will not be moved by the meat delivered to you." Cao Tianyu glared at him fiercely.

"Think about the boss right now. I can't catch up anyway, but I have to find a gentle and intellectual girl to soothe my soul. Cao Tianyu jumped out of bed, picked up a comb and combed his hair in the mirror that he hadn't taken care of for for many years.

"Remember to rent a tent. Also, get a few cars. Xu Qinghe sent another text message to Cao Tianyu.

"No problem, Boss. It's wrapped around me. Guaranteed to keep you satisfied. Cao Tianyu assured Xu Qinghe.

"As long as Qiao Wei is satisfied." Xu Qinghe replied.

"If I can't satisfy the two of you, I'll see you." Xu Qinghe was a little surprised when he saw Cao Tianyu's text message. Why is this kid so motivated?

"I think now the boss is probably wondering why Cao suddenly became so motivated, as if he was a different person." Xia Gongyu said.

"The boss has been in love for three years, how can he understand my miserable feelings." Cao Tianyu looked up to the sky and sighed, "What kind of sin did I create in my last life, why did God punish me like this?" I haven't even held a girl's hand until now. ”

Xia Gongyu squirted out the water in his mouth, and Chen Cheng accidentally pressed the milk tea bottle and was sprayed all over the face.

The two looked at each other as they sorted themselves out.

"Hahaha·······" The dormitory was filled with bursts of laughter.

"You really haven't been involved?" Xia Gongyu laughed almost out of breath. Chen Cheng also kept patting the table.

"When I was in kindergarten, I didn't organize an outing, and the children had to cross the road hand in hand. Then, the woman who was with me was led by the teacher, and then a male teacher saw that I was pitiful and pulled me. Cao Tianyu was a little helpless.

"It's hard to look back on the past. Later, when she was in the first grade of elementary school, she had a similar situation, but that time, she ······ She was wearing gloves and put a piece of paper on top of her gloves, and then threw the paper away. My self-esteem was torn to shreds. Cao Tianyu leaned back in his chair, recalling those unbearable pasts.

"And then?" Xia Gongyu and Chen Cheng asked while pretending to be a good listener.

"And then what, then. No then. Cao Tianyu really wanted to strangle the two of them, but when he thought that he had accidentally revealed so much, he didn't care about revealing more. The so-called debt is not afraid of being pressed, isn't this exactly what it says?

"Then one time, a man wrote me a love letter. Very beautiful girl. Cao Tianyu had a smile on his face.

"Didn't you see it, Cao, that person is playing truth or dare, right?" Xia Gongyu sneered mercilessly.

"No, you really like me." Cao Tianyu cried with a sad face, "Then, somehow, I was caught by the teacher the next day." She ignored me since. ”

"Poof." Chen Cheng and Xia Gongyu laughed out loud again.

"She thinks you're going to make a small report, right?" Xia Gongyu said.

"Who's to say it isn't. I was completely wronged. From the time she gave it to me to the time she was caught by the teacher, the whole process took less than twelve hours. Cao Tianyu picked up the water cup and drank it in one gulp, "Why does this taste weird?" ”

"That's expired orange juice, which Chen Cheng used for experiments. If you don't have a cup, put it in your cup first. Xia Gongyu said, "You go on, what else happened later?" ”

Cao Tianyu stared at the empty cup for three seconds, and then ran quickly to the bathroom.

Xia Gongyu heard a sound of retching.

"It's just a glass of expired orange juice, it's not expired for several years, it's nothing." Chen Cheng shouted as he banged on the bathroom door.

"Then I stopped believing in love. And then there was none. Cao Tianyu said as he walked out.

"It's boring." Xia Gongyu and Chen Cheng said in unison.

"Brother Cheng, can you say hello in advance next time you make this kind of thing?" Cao Tianyu had palpitations.

"I wanted to tell you, who knew you were so anxious. I was just about to say you drank it. Chen Cheng shrugged.

"Dare to say this, you just wanted to say this?" Cao Tianyu couldn't cry or laugh, "I thought you were going to express some high opinions." ”

Qiao Wei asked her roommate, and then sent a message to Xu Qinghe, "Four people." ”

"Did you count yourself?" Xu Qinghe was talking to the professor next to him, and the corner of his eye swept the text message, and replied while he was drinking.

"Are you doubting my arithmetic abilities?" Qiao Wei was angry.

Xu Qinghe: "No, the little ones don't dare." ”

It's just a little suspicious of your brain, Xu Qinghe added in his heart.

"You don't dare. Count me four. Qiao Wei texted.

Xu Qinghe glanced at it, didn't reply, and continued to talk about the topic just now with the person next to him.

After the ceremony, Xu Qinghe invited Qiao Wei's dormitory out for lunch.

Cao Tianyu was indignant when he learned about this, "We are eating cold rice here, but he is at ease." Didn't the Boss even think to bring us along? ”

"That's my mother's family, can you compare? Entertain your mother's family, and people will take good care of Qiao Wei. What can you do if you are entertained? Xia Gongyu rolled his eyes, "Didn't the boss invite us out for dinner on the day he just came back?" ”

"That's what I said." Cao Tianyu rubbed his palms, "Treat me well, I can help you wash clothes, massage, fetch water, etc., there are many benefits." How about it, Lao Xia, do you want to think about it? Or should Brother Cheng think about it? ”

"Not interested." The two spoke in unison.

"Are you trying to sell yourself? What's the matter, buying antiques and buying them is not in your right mind? Xia Gongyu asked.

"Don't mention antiques. I get angry when I think about it. Cao Tianyu gritted his teeth, "I didn't have the money to take a car and left because of antiques." also because of that incident, you Lao Xia exploited a hot pot. It's all because of that damn antique. ”

"Speaking of which, the boss has a lot of bad water. I even pointed out to you the car I ordered. This shows that I plan to watch a good show. Xia Gongyu smiled and shook his head.

"Cao's brain circuit is not normal, so the boss didn't expect that this kid would dare to cheat the car directly." Chen Cheng couldn't help but laugh when he thought of that.

"Is he lying? It's a clear robbery. Xia Gongyu shook his head, "Cao, you said that if you do what the boss wants, it would be good to discuss it with me, and I will let you pay for the car at most." This is good, if you have to go off the rails, you will lose a lot. ”