"Do you see me hanging?"

Yu Zhou chuckled at Goo-goo.

"Little brother, you're so hanging." Coo-coo exclaimed.

Why is this dialogue weird?

Although it's just a normal conversation, it's easy to be crooked by the old dirty turtles.

"Haha, it's a joke, it's just because the other side is not very powerful." Yu Zhou shook his head modestly.

It's really quite a dish on the other side.

Goo Gu tilted his head and thought about it, no!

He said the opposite side of the dish.

But the other side can beat her to death.

This leads to this:

Opposite = dish.

She < across from her.

So: she = vegetables are not as good.

Thinking of this, Goo Goo began to shut himself up.

It's uncomfortable!

Seeing that Gu Gu didn't speak, Yu Zhou suddenly thought of something, and comforted him softly: "Little fairy, although this person is a vegetable, he is a plug-in, with all due respect, if he doesn't open the plug-in, he is not as good as a hair of yours."

You're really amazing. ”

I'm sorry, my conscience, please hurt again.

"Really? Hey, hey, hey..."Goo suddenly squinted and began to laugh, his smile a little obscene.

"Not really." Yu Zhou's voice was extremely sincere, "You are the most powerful girl I have ever met to play PUBG, there is no one!" ”

This doesn't hurt his conscience, after all, he played for 22 hours, and he didn't meet a girl, either an autistic player, or a.

When I think about it, my heart is sad!

If you don't play with you, you may have to play more time with the same ♂xing in the future.

"People aren't that good." Coo-coo was a little 'shy', and said softly: "I-I'm just a little hotter than ordinary girls." ”

Yes, her shameless ability is indeed much more powerful than that of ordinary girls.

While the two were laughing and talking, Goo Goo was also pulled up.

"Let's go, lick the bag." Yu Zhou doted: "Little fairy, you go and lick it first." ”

Gu Gu Gu was very moved, raised his head, and looked at Yu Zhou, "Little brother, why are you so good to me?" ”

"You are my little fairy, I am not good to you, who else is good."

"Hey, hey, hey." Coo-coo smiled happily.

[Vomit, stench! 】

[Promise me, can you not lick it?] 】

[Anchor: Today's game is not PUBG, but Jedi Licking. 】

[Anchor, lick her!] Woo yo. 】

The barrage complained about Yu Zhou's approach.

"You guys, you're jealous that I'm laughing with other people's young ladies, and they are all single dogs at first glance! How is this just licking a dog? This is obviously romantic!

Nowadays, people always talk about romance as licking dogs. Hey, I'm very heartbroken for your behavior of framing me, do you see the follow button? With a little light, my heart won't hurt, and I'll call you a pretty boy. ”

[Phew, do you think we're going to lose ourselves in that pretty boy? Not bad! Yes! Call me a pretty boy, and I'll give you some attention. 】

[If I don't give you some attention, will you give us a performance and die on the spot?] (*^▽^*)。 】

[Upstairs, you're really a demon cult person. 】

[No, in the Demon Sect Master. 】

The two ran over.

Although Yu Zhou wanted to wear that bag, for the sake of the list, he endured the pain of cutting his love, holding a weapon, and giving Gu Gu Gu a wind.

Goo Gu walked to the bag, thought about it, and said, "Little brother~ you lick it first." ”

Yu Zhou: "? ”

"What's wrong?"

"I don't think it's useful for me to lick the equipment, so I'll give it to you." At this moment, Goo Goo began to know her position, she - can only be a bait and a medic.

Fighting—not for a bloodless little fairy like her. She is responsible, as long as she looks like a flower.

"Okay, you lick it." Yu Zhou smiled.

The owner is still good.

"You lick, you lick."

Yu Zhou thought about it, it was not a matter to refrain like this, "Little fairy, let's shirk it until tomorrow, lick it together, and trade with each other if we lack anything." ”

"Good way!" Goo Gu gave Yu Zhou a thumbs up.

The two reached a consensus and rushed towards the bag of the 'mutual baby' like a vicious dog.

The next moment-

Coo-coo's mouth is big, and he mutters things like 'how can this be', 'what the hell is this?' 'why is my equipment gone?' and so on.

[Anchor, dare to ask how many years have you been single? How many years does it take to develop this unicorn arm? 】

[According to the old man's experience of exercising the unicorn arm day and night, the anchor is afraid that he has been single for 80 years. 】

[The young lady is desperate, the thing is gone before I see it. 】

[Anchor, I originally thought that your sassy strength was first-class, but, seeing your hand speed, I think in terms of hand speed, I would like to call you the strongest. 】

Yu Zhou ignored them and asked the system: "By the way, the system, what is that 98K mastery fragment?" Are you still a synthesis game that requires you to gather 7 shards to summon a dragon? ”

System: "The dragon can't be summoned, but if you get together 5 shards, you can exchange it for 98K mastery skills." ”

"I see."

During the inquiry, the equipment was almost licked.

He licked the 98K, licked the accessories away, and replaced the three-level bag, seeing that Gu Gu Gu was stunned and did not move, he asked curiously: "Little fairy, why don't you lick it?" ”

Coo-goo: "(▼Dish▼#)!" ”

Also asked why I didn't lick?!

Will you give me a chance to lick?!

Pitiful, aggrieved, helpless, and wanting to beat people.

Thinking of what he had done, Yu Zhou deeply reflected, this time he was indeed wrong, he couldn't lick things so fast, he should be slow, let the young lady see things and lick them again.

"Come on, little fairy, this rifle is expanded for you, as well as these two first aid kits, a bottle of drink, and two painkillers..."

As an excellent companion, you naturally can't make the boss unhappy, and you must take out your extra things - good things to the boss.

After giving all the good things on his body, Gugu became happy.

After distributing the spoils, Yu Zhou opened the map and looked at it.

The safe zone has shrunk again, and they are no longer safe zone.

The remaining number at this time is 39.

It's still fast.

"Let's go, let's go straight to the training base."

Just about to walk, seeing Gu Gu Gu looking at him, Yu Zhou was very curious, "What's wrong?" ”

Gu Gu Gu was a little embarrassed and said: "Little brother~ Can you play with your 98K for me?" ”

Yu Zhou wanted to refuse, and let her eat fart. But...

Accompany you to get human rights!

"Just give me a few shots~" Coo-coo coquettish and cute.

Yu Zhou was still a little reluctant.

"I'll send you a few orders later."

A handful of 98Ks immediately appeared under her feet.

Yu Zhou's voice came, "The little fairy's request, I will do my best to achieve it, don't say that you want 98K, if you want AWM, I will desperately go to shoot down the airdrop." ”

[True and reasonable!] 】

[Anchor: It's impossible if you ask me directly, but if you're willing to send me an order, it's not a problem if you want me. 】

[Anchor: There's nothing in this world that can make me put down 98K, unless - add one more order.] 】

Watching the big barrage, Yu Zhou shook his head, these audiences don't understand him at all, he is just a good companion who puts the boss first, why is he a shameless villain who only loves lists in their mouths?

Is he such a shameless villain?!

Goo Gu Gu happily equipped 98K and hummed twice, "98K Baili Goo Goo is online!" Where I open the mirror, I don't leave a living mouth! ”

Yu Zhou almost burst out laughing. You still haven't figured out where you stand!

It's still quite domineering to say this, but it's a bit out of line with this boss's mouth.

After all, she can interpret the domineering words of 'Death is coming to kill people' into 'Death is coming to disgrace'.

98K into her hands, it is estimated that it can only shatter the air around the enemy, causing them to suffocate to death.

...

After the PY was completed, the two ran towards the training base.

Suddenly, there was a roar.

swept by.

"Little brother, let me tell you, with my beauty, the heavens will take care of me, as long as I shoot, I can shoot down the airdrop." Coo-coo-he

Are you a high lord? Still knocking down the airdrop?

Although this boss has a little sand sculpture, it is still very interesting, so Yu Zhou followed her sand sculpture words and continued, "That's, it's not me bragging, you are the second most beautiful girl in the universe." ”

Coo-goo wrinkled his little nose and asked dissatisfiedly, "Why am I just the second most beautiful girl in the universe?" ”

"Because the first is of course my little fairy, do you want to be my little fairy and become the most beautiful girl in the universe?"

"Phew, I don't want to be your little fairy, huh!" Coo-coo said this, but smiled and frowned.

This little brother is so good at flirting!

"Little brother, look, I'll knock down the airdrop for you." Goo-goo raised his gun.

Dada!

Gunshots rang out.

The plane flew over their heads. It was as if a crow was passing by, crying speechlessly, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

Goo Gu Gu took a deep breath, after all, she didn't have superpowers, and it was impossible to shoot down the airdrop, so she couldn't be angry because of this.

Dada!!

Bullets frantically vented from her muzzle.

What a spicy chicken plane!

is jealous of her beauty.

After waiting for a shuttle of bullets to be fired, Yu Zhou comforted and said: "This plane will not drop the airdrop, otherwise according to your beauty, little fairy, you will drop three airdrops in minutes." ”

As he spoke, Yu Zhou was bored and shot at the plane.

A parachute fell from the plane.

Yu Zhou: "Σ(っ°Д°; )っ！ ”

Could it be that his name is actually Gao Zhou?

Coo-coo: "..."

Fake it!

What a broken game!

"It's a cockroach car!" Yu Zhou looked at it curiously with a quadruple mirror, and immediately said, "It was summoned by someone else with a flare gun!" Let's go, we'll go over and rob them! It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life. ”