[Hurry up, the big goblin is coming, are we ready for tea?] Holding a translator whose head is much larger than it, Dumb stepped on a skateboard specially designed for plant-based pet babies, and while following Zhou Lei, he anxiously pressed its meaning to the translator.

It's the latest version of this translator.,There are many voice settings.,I don't know if Zhou Lei helped choose it.,Or it chose it yourself.,It's actually a little Lolita sound.,Cute.,It's very cute.。

"Okay, look, I've boiled all the hot water, and I'll wait for your big goblin to come." Zhou Lei pointed to the thing on the low table.

In addition to tea and tea utensils, there are also some small snacks on it.

These snacks were made by him and Dumb recently, according to the tutorials they found on the Internet. Although the texture and taste have not yet reached the ideal state, the appearance is still good.

[I don't know when the big goblin will arrive, don't let her get cold when she arrives.] Why don't you go and boil another pot? 】

"Hey, I haven't seen you care about me so much, dumb, if you do this again, I'm going to be jealous?" Zhou Lei said jokingly.

Dumb tilted his head: [What should I do then? The goblin is the most important thing to me, my life is given by her, it is equivalent to her being my mother. And you are her son-in-law, the ugly son-in-law is going to be his mother-in-law after all, aren't you nervous? 】

"Poof......" Zhou Lei couldn't help laughing, "Yes, yes, the big goblin is your mother, but why are you not as beautiful as your mother?" Alas, shouldn't I be a little sorry, I didn't have a good vision, I picked a daughter who wasn't very good, and I should have picked a more beautiful mother? ”

Dumb disgusted: [Come on, what pot with what lid, you are like this yourself, it's good with me, and you still want my mother, dreaming. Hurry up, have you cleaned up? My mother is coming, if you don't clean up and are disgusted by my mother, she won't recognize you as a son-in-law. 】

Zhou Lei really couldn't hold back, he couldn't go down with it, and rubbed its head: "Hahahaha...... Dumb, why are you so cute? Have you watched any bubble dramas recently? Look at your paragraph by paragraph, it's an ugly son-in-law meeting his mother-in-law, right? Usually let you watch a little less, you don't listen, don't you feel bored watching this kind of ethical bubble drama every day? ”

[It's just boring to watch.] Dumb slapped his big hand away, [messed up my hairstyle, this is the curly hair I managed to get out, you have to keep it up, I want to show it to the big goblin.] Recently, this hairstyle has become popular for plant-based pet babies. 】

Zhou Lei looked at the top of its head that was fixed by something, rolled into a wavy leaf, and hurt his eyes a little: "What kind of aesthetics do you have?" Are you sure that this distorted appearance of the leaves is a kind of beauty? Don't you think it's too deformed? ”

[Deformity?! Dumb exclaimed several times in a row, [My God?! What kind of straight male aesthetic are you, this is the trend, do you understand the trend? Do you know how hard it is to get curly hair for our plant-based pet baby? I spent a night just doing this, and I had to roll leaf by leaf, and I was in trouble. It should also be kept fixed, for fear that it will straighten out after a while. 】

"It can't be some strange potion, right? Are you sure you won't hurt your leaves and cause you to lose your hair? Zhou Lei was a little worried.

Recently, Dumb is a little too fond of beauty, and he watches online dramas every day, and he also watches beauty shows every day, and learns various makeup techniques from above. I don't know how those unscrupulous businessmen do it, even the plant-based pet baby self-beauty show has come out, a host takes a group of plant-based pet babies every day to teach them how to make up and how to please the owner.

Oh my God, he stumbled upon a glimpse of it, and it almost didn't hurt his eyes.

Really, it's so spicy for the eyes!

Who exactly gives them aesthetics?

Obviously the natural beauty is the most beautiful, but I want to make it weird, and the original good green has to be dyed colorful, so that you can't recognize it as it is. A plant-based pet baby that can't be seen in its original appearance, is it still a plant-based pet baby?

Last time, I didn't know what kind of hair dyeing potion Dumb used, so I had to dye its green hair pink, and I didn't want to be allergic, so that most of the leaves on the top of its head fell off, and I almost didn't scare him to death, and I was sent to the botanical pet baby hospital.

Yes, that's right, now there are not only botanical pet baby beauty salons, but also hospitals, various movie theaters, and amusement parks. It's like a miniature human society, there are things in the human world, there are things in the world of plant pet babies, but they are built in the buildings of the human world, when humans take their own plant pet babies to go shopping, they can send plant pet babies into these "miniature worlds", so that they can make friends and play by themselves.

The owners can sit in the rest place next to them and exchange ideas with the owners of the plant pet babies.

If you don't want to communicate, you can also find a quiet corner to sit, or even leave temporarily, go to the shopping mall next to it, and come to pick up your own plant-based pet baby after staying for a while.

Zhou Lei is not at ease to leave Dumb in an unfamiliar place, so he generally does not go to this kind of place that needs to be separated from the plant-based pet baby, but to the so-called "parent-child place", that is, the place where the owner can take the plant-based pet baby to play with. For example, playing slides together, playing with sand together, playing with blocks, watching movies together, and having romantic candlelit dinners together.

He often takes Dumb to run all over the country, almost everywhere, all over the country plant pet baby stores, parent-child places, it is simply breathtaking, there is nothing it does not have, only you can't think of it.

[It was an accident. Dumb hurriedly explained, for fear that Zhou Lei would ban himself from shopping online in the future, and then it would lose much happiness in the future, [I don't know if I'm allergic to that element, now I've gone to the beauty salon to check the source of my allergen, and recorded my personal electronic data. When I buy something in the future, if there are allergens in it, it will remind me not to buy it. So don't worry, I won't buy anything I'm allergic to in the future. 】

Zhou Lei almost wanted to cover his face: "You still want to buy it?" You're thinking of yourself as a guinea pig for experiments, aren't you? They say there are no allergens, how do you know you're not allergic to something else? Dumb, can we talk about it? You still can't go natural, how good it is to be an ordinary plant-based pet baby in the future, safe, and natural and cute......"

Without waiting for him to finish, Dumb immediately retorted: [No. You're taking my freedom. Zhou Lei's father, how can you be so cruel? Am I still your favorite dumb baby? Your mind can be so backward that you forgot that you accompanied me to the botanical pet baby sovereignty course? You are my master, you have to defend my right to self-choice, my life is free......]

Balabala, read a lot.