Chapter 690: Divine Brain Hole (Start Being Emperor Today)

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An old minister like Cen Ge Lao was not in a hurry, feeling that the emperor was just a temporary novelty, even if he was included in the harem, it was nothing, and it was rare for the emperor to have someone he liked.

But Cen Changmu, Shen Ying and the others couldn't bear it!

The three former concubines are now the mainstay of the court.

Shen Ying, who had been coming back from Xiying to report the situation, hadn't figured out what was going on, "Isn't it just that the emperor favored a man?" She is also the king of a country, and the harem is already deserted, so what is the big deal to take a concubine? ”

Do you need to call him in such a hurry? I didn't even finish lunch.

"If it's just an ordinary man, the problem is, this person is a Taoist priest! Who knows if he will save up the emperor's alchemy pill and take medicine? I've heard that some alchemists still need the blood of virgins and girls..."

Li Fei scratched his head, "The emperor won't be so mediocre, right?" And she is such a shrewd person, and she is not very old, how can she believe those nonsense of immortality? ”

"Not necessarily!" Cen Changmu was worried, "I was going to see the emperor that day, and I saw the queen being kicked out of the palace by the emperor. ”

"How is that possible?" Shen Ying didn't believe it, "Can the empress tolerate others around the emperor?" ”

That person looked at the emperor to death, not only men, but even eunuchs and palace maids dared to get too close to the emperor.

Li Fei couldn't help nodding, "Yes, he has so many means, and he can't cure a monk who came out of nowhere?" ”

Cen Changmu was speechless at these two colleagues, "At the beginning, he was able to easily drive us away, that was because we were not in the harem, and we didn't have the heart to compete for favor, do you think about it carefully, he acts like a scheming master?" ”

The warrior who was hiding next door and eavesdropping was not happy, and directly pushed the door in, startling the three of them, and snorted coldly, "Okay! You are talking about me and the emperor behind your back, believe it or not? ”

Afraid that a few people would not understand, he also specially explained this punishment.

However, the three of them had no fear at all.

"Oh, I thought I wouldn't be able to cure you if I became a big official, right?" He rolled up his sleeves, "Tell you, I have a lot of means, what do you play boards, slap mouths, roll nail boards, what hang people upside down and pour chili pepper water into their nostrils, and sew their mouths together with needles and threads... Hmph, are you afraid? ”

I'm not afraid at all, and I want to laugh a little.

Today's dynasties pay attention to not punishing doctors, even if they commit a major crime, it is nothing more than beheading, and they will not torture people with these methods at all.

Cen Changmu: "If the queen has the ability, you should still rush to that Taoist priest, you have already lost your sacred heart, maybe one day the queen's position will not be guaranteed, and you will be sent to the cold palace... Tsk, that's pitiful. ”

The warrior was taunted, and he was about to get angry, when suddenly he had an idea, "If you help me drive the Taoist priest away, I can also do something for you." ”

"What can you do?" Shen Ying's gaze swept over him, "A queen who has fallen out of favor." Speaking of this, he hated the way that iron does not become steel, "Tell me about you, wasn't you quite capable of dealing with us at the beginning?" Why can't it be done now? ”

"I'll do more! In fact, I can do all the work you do, but the harem is not allowed to interfere in politics, and I was afraid that the emperor would be discussed by the courtiers, so I didn't make a move. ”

Cen Changmu sneered, "It's simply hopeless, those who have always been able to sit firmly on the queen's throne are either prominent in the family, or they have the power and means to say that they can't interfere in politics, but if the emperor is willing to listen to your advice, who dares to put his beak?" ”

Worry about the emperor for these things, it's better to worry about yourself, how to live without the emperor's favor?

Fortunately, none of them wanted to compete for favor, otherwise this fool would have been beaten into the cold palace a long time ago, right?

I thought they could take them to play, but instead they were ridiculed, the warrior was very dissatisfied, and turned his face to leave, but Li Fei stopped him.

"Don't be in a hurry to leave, with our relationship, of course we will help you, but that Taoist priest is in the Huangzhuang, even if we want to do something, it's not convenient."

"This is easy to do, the emperor is going to hunt in a few days, I can issue an edict to invite you to go with me."

"By the way, didn't there be a few martial arts that were particularly high in martial arts last year? Call them together, and a few more young courtiers, how easy it is to do things! Shen Ying had ulterior motives to blink.

The warrior nodded, "Okay, I'll prepare the invitation when I get back." ”

Cen Changmu suddenly stopped him, "There is one more thing, since you said that you want to help us work, when you go back, I will ask you to give you the cost of building towns in various places this quarter, and you can calculate it for me." ”

Li Fei: "There is also the military expenditure of the border city army in the past six months, you can also calculate it together." ”

The other two made requests, of course Shen Ying couldn't be left behind, "I also handed over the mid-year summary to you, and I will ask someone to give you the itinerary file for this half year in a while." ”

"Well said!" The warrior patted his chest and responded, finally having something to do.

When he left, Shen Ying asked Cen Changmu, "You want to help him?" I remember he withheld your food back then. ”

"It's just to see that he is pitiful, you all go back and think about how to drive the Taoist priest away."

The three of them went back one after another, and on the same day, the queen issued a decree to invite the important ministers of the court, plus a few Wuju people who won the victory last year, to participate in the hunt five days later.

He also instructed his courtiers to bring their families.

On that day, the warrior first excused himself because he was sick and could not go with him, so everyone finally met the Taoist priest who was following the emperor.

Seeing the real person, the courtiers were shocked, this kind of appearance and bearing, I am afraid that I will spoil the harem in the future, the so-called looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, the six palaces have no color, and that's it!

Not to mention the emperor, even when they see them, they yearn for it.

Bai Shen generously introduced to the courtiers, "This is Daoist Wen of Wenhualing, who is superb in Taoism and proficient in alchemy, but don't worry, I don't have the idea of immortality, I just feel that I am very close to Daoist Wen, so I left him by my side to talk about Taoism." ”

Everyone: With this look, who can not fall in love with him?

The warriors waited for the trio to make a move, and when the first day of the hunt was over, no one was stirring up trouble at all, except for a few young ladies who had been brought by their families to talk to him with red faces...

That night they slept on the hill manor.

The next day, the warrior opened his eyes and found himself sleeping with a strange man!

What happened?

He ate some supper last night and went to bed early, the white ash was too hot, and he was a little weak because he had too much activity in bed a few days ago, so he let him sleep in a room by himself.

Before he could react, a small eunuch opened the door and came in, and then exclaimed, "Ah! ”

The trio who had been waiting nearby quickly appeared, and Shen Ying stepped forward to tear him off the bed, "Okay, you Taoist priest!" Dare to carry the emperor behind his back and be involved with other men, it's just... Shameless! ”

At this time, the man suddenly covered his face and cried, "He forced me!" After saying that, he quickly ran out of the tent and disappeared.

The three of them immediately dragged the warriors to meet the emperor.

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