One hundred and twelve, robbing relatives (2)
Big red quilt, sandalwood bed, translucent smoke tent, double bath, gold inlaid jade ring cup on the table, glass ivory pot, and there is a small bottle on the side, which is engraved with the words "Manyuan Spring", which is not a good thing at first glance......
Yang Ze looked at all this in front of him, and the anger in his heart was rushing out. Although most of all this was arranged by him, how upset he looked!
"Bastard, that kid Qin Hu actually prepared this kind of thing, if I don't kill him, I won't call him Yang Ze. ”
Yun Mengchen was in front of the table at this time, holding the bottle of "Man Yuan Chun" in his hand and looking at Yang Ze with a playful expression.
"Put it down, this thing is not something you can touch. ”
Yang Ze snatched the bottle and put it in his arms. And Yun Mengchen was silent, she carefully observed the fat woman in front of her from the moment she entered the door, but no matter from that angle, she couldn't find any traces of transfigurement.
"How did you do that?"
Yun Mengchen still couldn't help but ask. At this time, Yang Ze's face suddenly darkened, and then Chu Chu said to her pitifully:
"In order to save you, I ate the most vicious Heaven and Earth Changing Pill in the world. After eating this Creation Pill, I have changed from a handsome and chic, graceful and graceful young man with a jade tree in the wind, loved by everyone, and a beautiful boy who sees flowers blooming to what I am now.
Since then, I have been honored to become a female social worker, and in the future, I will not be able to marry a wife, but only a man. And we'll only be sisters from now on......"
After a mess, Yang Ze miraculously squeezed out a tear.
Yang Ze, who was still performing affectionately, suddenly turned around and saw Yun Mengchen's increasingly ugly face, and knew that he was joking too much. I had to take off the mask on my face.
"Now the plan is like this, we are now on this sword peak, and it is impossible to leave. Even if you can go, it doesn't meet the original purpose.
Therefore, these procedures are indispensable for entering the cave house in this church. ”
Hearing this, Yun Mengchen's palms at this time were already clenched together, and he couldn't beat Yang Ze to death with one punch. She has been looking forward to this result for so long?
Seeing that this violent girl was suspected of going berserk, Yang Ze hurriedly explained:
"Put your fists down, you listen to me first. ”
Yang Ze habitually held Yun Mengchen's hand, and her emotions quickly calmed down.
"When you asked Qian Qianqian to organize this wedding, I didn't think much about it at first, and then I found out your true intentions.
But you are too bold, how do you know that I can know that you are in a difficult situation through Qian Qianqian. So you have to accept criticism at this point. Sure enough, it's big-chested and brainless. ”
The last muttered sentence almost made Yang Ze take two punches.
"Don't talk nonsense"
Yun Mengchen was also impatient at this time, the time for this worship hall was about to come, and this guy was still here.
"First of all, the worship hall, this worship hall must be worshipped, but it's not you, it's me. ”
The more Yang Ze said, the more confused Yun Mengchen became. But when she saw the mask on the table, she immediately understood.
"I know you're not stupid, but now you figured it out?
When the time comes, after you preside over the wedding, you will immediately go down the mountain with Qian Qianqian. Then go all the way north into the woods, as long as you see a place with yellow flowers on the side of the road, you will follow the direction and then Qinglun will pick you up.
As for me, you don't have to worry, if you deal with Qin Hu, I can get rid of him with half a finger!"
Speaking of this, Yang Ze began to feel a little apprehensive. Because he didn't know if what he said next would be killed by Yun Mengchen.
"What do I do now?
Yun Mengchen looked at Yang Ze's squirming appearance, and knew that there would definitely be nothing good to follow.
"Uh...... The next thing is to take off all your clothes, I need to add something to you......"
Yun Mengchen didn't expect that he would have to take off his clothes by himself. Just when Yang Ze was still embarrassed, he saw that the number one beauty in the Yanhuang Continent in front of him untied her clothes without hesitation......
The bright red wedding robe was taken off, revealing snow-white fragrant shoulders and white jade-like arms. As the knot on the back was opened, the second dress was faded.
Now Yun Mengchen only has a belly pocket embroidered with snow lotus and close-fitting shorts with his lower body at the level of his thighs.
Yang Ze was embarrassed now, because the visual impact made him have to half-bend over to hide his embarrassment. Although I used to appreciate this graceful body, but that time it was with divine sense, and this time it was face-to-face and close contact. This kind of shock is not something that ordinary people can bear.
As the last piece of underwear faded off, Yang Ze's nose suddenly itched, and then the nosebleed bleeds shamelessly flowed down.
Looking at Yang Ze's pig-like expression, Yun Mengchen blushed and looked like he was waiting for you to pick.
"Haven't you seen it before, is it necessary to be so unbearable? You think that when you were in the snake cave, you peeked at me with your divine sense, and you really didn't know anything. You know, there is also a golden seed in the center of my eyebrows. ”
Hearing Yun Mengchen say this, a burst of heat suddenly surged from Yang Ze's neck to the top of his head. It's like doing something bad and getting caught.
"What are you doing? Do you have a lot of time?"
A reminder swept away all of Yang Ze's desires. It's like a basin of cold water. That's really not a lot of time.
As the countless vines extending from Yang Ze's fingers roamed on Yun Mengchen's smooth body without body hair or blemishes, the soup pot that had just been filled with cold water boiled again.
Working in such a high-strength and high-pressure environment, Yang Ze, the creator of body art, is really comparable to Megumi Yanashita. In this way, he kept half-bending over and closing his lower abdomen, creating on Yun Mengchen's body.
In less than a moment, an unrecognizable body was transformed in this way. The S-curve, which used to be beautiful, has now become very bloated. Even the hair on the surface of the body has been carefully conjured.
In the end, after putting on the whole hood and mask, Yun Mengchen, the first beauty in the mainland, became the fat matchmaker just now. The changes are truly magical. Even the voice is changed to hoarse by the horn flower installed in the hood.
"Shh......h That's it. Are you going to talk now?"
Looking at the fat woman in front of him, Yang Ze was finally able to stand up straight.
At this time, he discovered a very serious problem, that is, since he wants to pretend to be a matchmaker, he must have a matchmaker's mouth. But Yun Mengchen, who was born with a cold personality, is a fatal flaw at this point.
At this time, I realized that this loophole in the plan really made Yang Ze sweat. Don't underestimate this, the one who can become an immortal cultivator is not gifted and intelligent, and I guarantee that this matchmaker will know that it is a copycat as soon as she goes out.
"Get out! You fat woman! Someone! Drive this fat woman down the mountain for me, today is a big day, I don't want to see blood!"
I saw that Yang Ze had already changed into Yun Mengchen's clothes and transformed into her appearance, and at this time, even the tone of the reprimand was vivid, cold and abnormal!
And suddenly scolded loudly, Yun Mengchen knew Yang Ze's intentions at once. At this time, she didn't care about saying anything, and the two female disciples of the Sword Pavilion outside the door had already dragged her out and brought her all the way down the mountain.
"Get out! If it weren't for Fairy Yun's orders, you'd be a pile of rotten meat by now!"
The two female disciples kicked Yun Mengchen's buttocks, kicked her directly on the weeds on the side of the road, and then turned around and went up the mountain without looking back.
"I forgot what kind of perfume that fat woman was wearing just now, don't look at her ugly appearance, the smell on her body is so good. Maybe she can be a roommate this time. ”
"Huh...... Scold...... You little prodigal hoof, this is Sichun......"
The two female disciples didn't notice anything unusual about the fat woman they had driven down the mountain. At this time, they were rushing up the mountain to guard Yun Mengchen, and the quota for serving at night could not be preempted by others.
The matchmaker was driven down the mountain by Yun Mengchen and did not attract the attention of Qin Batian or perhaps Qin Hu. At this time, as long as the bride is happy, for this temporary emcee, Qian Qianqian, the big butler, will be in charge.
In the lobby of the Sword Pavilion, all the guests have already taken their seats. They are all eagerly awaiting the arrival of this bride. Qin Batian and Yun Lingxiao in the hall sat on the top, while Qin Hu on the side had never closed his mouth from the beginning.
"Here comes the bride......"
At this time, Yang Ze's fake Yun Mengchen was covered with a red hijab, and walked to the hall step by step. At this time, he had imitated his form and demeanor as much as possible, but he also let Qin Batian on the stage see the clues.
"My son, today is your big day, and you are married to one of the most beautiful women in the Yanhuang Continent. You can't hide it selfishly and not let people see it, it's better to lift the hijab and let everyone be happy and happy for you. Sect Master Yun, you said yes, right?"
As soon as everyone heard that Qin Batian suddenly said that he wanted to lift his head, which of the people in the hall was not a seven-trick exquisite heart, and who didn't know the intention at this time. This is a temporary inspection.
"Bastard old boy, he is really better than a monkey! In this case, Lao Tzu doesn't mind being the Monkey King once. If you don't uproot that sword pine, you will be your grandson. ”
This is already the third oath that Yang Ze has made since he came up the mountain. It was no longer his goal to take down the pine seeds, what he wanted to do was to suck up the legendary sword pine and get all the essence cores. At that time, it is not as many pine seeds as you want.
Didn't Qin Batian doubt Yun Mengchen's identity at this time? I saw Yang Ze tear off the red hijab on his head, and his peerless beauty immediately appeared in front of everyone's eyes.
Yang Ze has copied ninety-five percent of Yun Mengchen's beauty, and thanks to the fact that she usually wears a veil, otherwise she really can't hide.
But despite this, this is still too far from Yun Mengchen's bubbling fairy energy. Others didn't notice this difference, but Yun Lingxiao, who saw the big cloud since he was a child, was suspicious for a while.
Although he has rarely seen Yun Mengchen's true face since he was ten years old, the Yun Mengchen in front of him has a lot less familiarity. But he was only confused, and he blamed it all on the breakdown of the relationship............