Chapter 160: Wishful Thinking Weak Chicken
"If you let them go, will you be able to stay here! When I'm stupid?! ”
The man thought he was clever and refused Ye Yi's request.
Ye Yi smiled indifferently and said, "Of course you are not stupid, but you are smart!" This is more hopeless than stupid! ”
Syllable!
With a snap of his fingers, the Teng snake that was rubbing Ye Yi hard suddenly flew out, as fast as lightning and as fast as a streamer!
The man hurriedly pulled the trigger, but before his fingers were so strong that the hand that grabbed the gun was broken!
A hole in the center of the wrist that was just the thickness of a finger, and the small and fat Teng Snake mouthed blood vessels: "It's not delicious at all!" ”
The man was stunned, stayed for half a minute before finally coming back to his senses and screaming: "Ahhhhhh ”
Ye Yi covered his ears helplessly and said, "Can you be quieter!" I don't have the skills to open the barrier that covers the entire building! ”
"You don't need to open such a big barrier, it's enough to cover the whole room!"
After the man's instinctive answer, there was another wail: "Ahhhh It hurts me to death! ”
"yes, I didn't think of that! Thank you! ”
Ye Yi's fingers changed the spell and enveloped the entire room.
The air suddenly became tense and oppressive, and the blood that flowed from the wound formed a round ball and hung upside down in the air.
Zhou Dayi saw this kind of spectacle for the first time, and was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
The man finally stopped the bleeding at this time, and said to Ye Yi, "What do you want!" ”
"Not good, just do what I have to do."
Ye Yi was careless.
The man's forehead was bruised: "You killed so many of my subordinates, as well as mercenaries, actually-"
"Don't sue the wicked first, you sent them to kill me first! Why, it's legal for them to kill me, and it's a crime for me to kill them?! ”
Ye II was a human being, and he took human life very lightly, and everything was evaluated by cause and effect.
"There is a price to be paid for killing," she said, "and those who kill will be killed!" I did a good deed by sending them on their way. ”
“…… Causally...... Then I ask you! Do you want to return what you robbed me? ”
"Rob? Who robbed you of your stuff?! ”
Ye Yi looked innocent.
The man's tongue trembled with anger: "That Teng snake belongs to my master!" You snatched my master's serpent! ”
"It turns out that you are the apprentice of Omiya Division, no wonder you are so weak."
Ye Yi suddenly realized.
The man stomped his feet vigorously: "Hurry up and return the Teng Snake to me!" If I can't bring the snake back to China, I will be ordered by the master to cut my stomach! ”
"Oh, in the end, it's still greedy for life and afraid of death."
Ye Yi smiled faintly and said, "But you got two things wrong!" First, I didn't snatch the snake, it voluntarily followed me! Second, the Teng Snake never belonged to your master or to you, it was your wishful thinking that you took it as yours! ”
"Nonsense! Nonsense! ”
The man went crazy.
Ye Yi stretched out his hand, Teng Snake quickly wiped the blood off his body, and returned to her palm with a snort, "Master~", and the tip of the tail was also rolled into a heart shape.
"See, this is the correct way for the master and Shikigami to get along!"
“…… I don't believe it! I don't believe it! ”
Men are in pain.
Ye Yi looked at Teng Snake helplessly and said, "Give him a pain!" ”
"Why! This guy is so mentally retarded and stupid and poisonous, why should he be given a pain! ”
Teng Snake was not happy.
Ye Yi said: "Because I am too lazy to talk to stupid pigs! ”
Then the snake turned its tail and grazed the man's head!
So the door of the brain blossomed!
Zhou Dayi saw such a bloody scene for the first time in his life, and he was so frightened that he fainted at the scene.
Teng Snake disdainfully whipped him with his tail and said, "He looks so big and three thick, it's useless!" ”
"Because he's just an ordinary person, and we're no longer in the category of ordinary people."
Ye Yi walked up to Zhou Dayi and said, "But fainting is also a good thing, so I don't have to find a way to put him to sleep." ”
"Why did you put him to sleep?"
Teng Snake tilted the snake's head and asked Ye Yi.
Ye Yi said: "Do you think that things outside can be shown casually!" ”
"Oooh! I understand! You're going to erase his memory! ”
The snake turned.
Ye Yi stretched out his hand and pressed on Zhou Dayi's forehead: "Forget it!" You just fainted from gas poisoning and had a nightmare! ”
This trick was learned by chance with Li Yijian when he was walking the rivers and lakes.
Later, she entered the cubicle and tampered with the memories of the Zhou family's parents to a certain extent, making them all think that they had a dream of gas poisoning.
Now, there's just one question left.
What should be done with the corpses on the ground?
Ye Yi took out his mobile phone, but he didn't know who to call.
At this time, a call suddenly came in from the mobile phone.
"The dragon salutes...... What did he call for?! ”
Ye Yi raised his eyebrows and answered the phone: "Is there something wrong?" ”
("Nope!") No, I have something very important! Where are you now, I'll come right over! ”)
The dragon saluted as if he had been whipped with a whip.
Ye Yiton was alert and said, "What's the situation! Why is the legend so heavy when you speak! ”
("Nope!") I'm in the sauna! But my cousin suddenly asked me to ...... Anyway, give me the address and I'll be right over! ”)
Long Salute clearly didn't quite tell the truth.
However, Ye Yiben didn't have high expectations for Long Jingli, she looked at the corpse on the ground, as well as the three Zhou family members who were hypnotized by her, and said: "The situation on my side is a bit complicated, it takes at least twenty people to clean up, and in addition, it is necessary to forge a document for a gas leak and three ambulances!" ”
("Wait!") What a big deal you've caused! It takes so many ...... I'm sorry, cousin, I was wrong, I shouldn't have questioned little Yiyi! I'll do what she wants right away! ”)
Long Jingli was originally going to ask the teacher for sin, but it turned into kneeling and wailing halfway.
Ye Yi listened to the voice on the other end of the phone, and felt more and more that this guy was alive and well.
"I suddenly found out that you were pretty cute."
Ye Yi, who said whatever he wanted, said straight to the phone.
Long Jingli was shocked, and hurriedly defended:
"No, no, no! I'm not cute! I'm just a hard worker! Call me as much as you like! I'm really just a porter! Without further ado, I'll go prepare an ambulance and gather manpower first!
Xiao Yiyi, remember to send the address to my mobile phone! I'll be on site in twenty minutes at most! Bye!
Yes! Cousin, I didn't mean to hit you! It really wasn't meant to! Forgive me! ”
On the other end of the phone, there was the sound of a body tripping over an "obstacle" and constant apologies.
A smile appeared on the corner of Ye Yi's mouth: "This guy ......"
She could imagine how busy Long Jingli was at this time, and her unfathomable uncle must still be sitting on the sofa reading a book with a leisurely face.