509. This world is amazing
"I'm neutral."
There was no expression on Jin's face all the time, and anything he said seemed to be talking about someone else's business, and that kind of calmness and indifference was really worth learning from Gu Tao.
"I see." Gu Tao adjusted his posture: "So you can see at first glance that I am actually myself?" ”
"How can I say it, I have been in charge of the world's magic for 5,330 years, and I have witnessed the division and merger, and experienced the rise and fall, you can't fool me." Jin slowly took out a fried onion ring from the back kitchen and put it in front of Gu Tao: "And you are my orthodox junior, I still understand the difference between intimacy and intimacy." ”
"That's it...... All the stupid things Xiaofeng has done over the years are all you helping her clean up the mess in the back. ”
"You found out she's stupid too?"
After saying this, the two of them looked at each other and smiled inexplicably......
"Well, I wonder, why don't you organize your forces? It stands to reason that your reputation in the clouds will not be smaller than that of a phoenix. And in terms of strength, you shouldn't be bad. ”
"Like a man drinking water." Jin showed a soft smile, and then decisively suppressed his smile: "It's so ugly for me to laugh." ”
This time it was Gu Tao's turn to laugh...... He doesn't laugh because he doesn't like to laugh, but because he's afraid of ugliness, are all the immortals of this session so strange?
"I am a man of thirty-three days, and I am also a man of the inner gate." Jin looked at Gu Tao: "The only thing I can do is to remain neutral, do you understand what I mean?" My home is thirty-three days, but the inner door is the one who inherits my will. Not helping each other is the only way for me. ”
"Yes."
This dilemma Gu Tao understands, it is very cruel for him to choose which side he chooses, the inner gate itself comes from thirty-three days, and all the exercises in the inner door come out in thirty-three days, and he is the one in charge of the exercises, and it can be said that the ancestors are all disciples taught by him.
Gu Tao, who is also a teacher, understands that feeling, if you want to tear up your students with your own hands, you can't do it at all, if one day Gu Tao Siyuan's gang will hate each other with the base because of the concept problem, then as long as they don't break the law, Gu Tao must not help each other, because both sides are people who have been trained by themselves, and it is not appropriate to help anyone.
"Why do you take care of Xiaofeng?"
"Because she's pathetic." Kim said: "She is just a tool for Phoenix, but she thinks that Phoenix is her mother, and I am soft-hearted." ”
Gu Tao nodded: "Actually, I think she's really stupid." ”
"If you're not stupid, you're not sure about dealing with the Red Devil, Fire Phoenix, and Shao Si at the same time."
"Shao Si Ming? Is that the one who plays with leaves? ”
Jin nodded lightly: "Actually, Phoenix's power is mainly focused on his son, but her son was abolished by you, and there is no way to appear for the time being, and because of the matter of Jin Dan Yulu, the Phoenix vein and the dust python vein are basically broken, which is why that stupid girl wants to use you to go to the black and red devil." ”
"Hey...... It's really the enemy's enemy, the enemy is the best comrade-in-arms. Gu Tao picked up the cup and took a sip: "I decided to just lurk down and see the situation later." ”
Jin lowered his head and didn't speak, while Gu Tao looked up at him: "You say, can I mix up the position of the boss?" ”
"It's not impossible." Kim really smiled this time: "But do you want to fight yourself?" ”
"It's too simple, don't they just divide the task down and let me do it, what's so difficult about that?"
"Whatever you want, you should go, Xiaofeng is coming soon."
"I'm afraid she won't be able to come today."
"Huh?" Jin was stunned for a moment: "Why?" ”
"She's being soaked by my daughter-in-law." Gu Tao sighed: "My daughter-in-law flirts with her sister, and there is no failure." She was afraid it was cold. ”
Jin shook his head: "I really don't understand the affairs of you young people anymore. But I still advise you to go. ”
"Huh? Why? ”
"It's gay."
Gu Tao left as if he was running away, he didn't discriminate against gay, but if someone found out and took pictures, then tomorrow the headlines on the front page of the cultivation world will become "Gu Sect Master lingers late at night, suspected of being a deep cabinet", and his character design will also be after the scumbag and the big carrot, plus a deep cabinet to cheat the marriage dog, he doesn't want to be discussed whether to attack or suffer......
Walking alone on the street, it happened that a car was whizzing by, driving Liuzi, and the co-pilot was sitting Xiaofeng, she obviously saw Gu Tao, and even poked her head out to look back a few times, and then gestured at him, I don't know what it means.
Gu Tao shook his head silently, suddenly a little afraid that she would be sold to some dark corner by her sixth son to give people a new pregnancy...... The price of her surrogacy should be very high, after all, she is good-looking.
However, when Gu Tao had just finished taking a bath in Liuzi's temporary residence, she actually came back alone, and when she saw Gu Tao walking out of the bathroom with her ears around the bath towel, Liuzi pouted: "It's a shame that I didn't bring anyone, otherwise it's up to you how you explain." ”
"You're living in such a luxurious place, you're violating the rules like this."
"My own money!" Liuzi's eyes squinted: "This villa is mine!" Do you really not know or do you falsely know? ”
"When did you buy a house behind my back?"
"It's been more than ten years, when I graduated from junior high school, I said that I wanted to come to see the panda and travel by the way, my uncle said don't live in a hotel, it's not clean, and then he bought me a villa."
"Awesome, it's good to be rich." Gu Tao jumped on the bed: "This bed ...... It's so cool, when I first came to Earth, I slept in a bridge hole, hard, and cold. ”
"That's your own hypocrisy, who is to blame?" Liuzi walked into the bathroom with his pajamas, and then stuck out his head: "I'll tell you about that little phoenix later, she almost laughed me to death." ”
When Liuzi came out of the bath, she said while blowing her hair: "From the beginning, she was telling me what to replace you, saying that I would work with her, and then she came up with several plans, saying that I would poison you, poison you, and then guess what?" ”
"Aang?" Gu Tao thought for a while: "I don't know, I really can't guess her brain circuit." ”
She pulled out a bottle of paraquat and handed it to me. Rokuko took the paraquat out of his bag: "It's still solid...... I wondered if she didn't buy the liquid. ”
"The sale of liquids is banned." Gu Tao covered his face with one hand: "This is really a talent, and then what about ......"
"What else, then, she told me to go back and try it." Liuzi glanced back at Gu Tao: "Da Lang, for her sake, for her sake, you can eat it, and fulfill her." ”
"The point is that I'll be fine if I eat it." Gu Tao opened the bottle of paraquat and sniffed: "I have tried it a long time ago, I am really immune to toxins, God bless my sister Eucalyptus, she really gave me a magical ability." ”
This is really something that Xiaofeng can do, if you poison it, you can poison it well, what does it mean to buy a bottle of pesticide? If nothing else, just the smell of paraquat, the Gu Sect Master is a pig? What to feed and what to eat? How did she come up with it, it's not that her brain is not good, it's just stupid and cute.
"What else did you talk about?"
"I didn't actually say anything, she was talking about what she was going to do after poisoning you. First let me destroy the corpse, say to throw you into the pond where catfish are raised, let the catfish eat the corpse, and then let her little brother, that is, you impersonate you, and then you will listen to her arrangement, and slowly transfer the assets and personnel of the inner door to her, and finally the base will slowly give it to her, and when you are done, she will let you retire. ”
"You told her that the inner door is a person, right?"
"What am I talking about?" Liuzi shook his head and said, "I asked her if she didn't plan to destroy the body in disguise?" ”
"What did she say?" Gu Tao continued to ask.
Liuzi hehe Yile: "She said no, said that you are very loyal, she is reluctant, so she plans to give you 100,000 yuan to let you go to Australia to feed kangaroos, incognito." When the limelight is over, come and help her. ”
"Okay." Gu Tao smiled and nodded: "I didn't say that I threw the stand-in into the catfish pond as well." No...... How did you come up with the idea of destroying the corpse with a catfish? ”
"You don't even know her brain circuits, can I know?" Liuzi dried her hair, and jumped into the quilt: "Then she asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said yes, I'm married." ”
"Is she going to kill your husband and throw him in the catfish pond too?"
"Alas, it's true, she said that my husband is not famous at all, don't forget it, she said that she can introduce me to a good one, it is a water friend of hers, quite rich, and she brushed a yacht yesterday."
"Oh." Gu Tao scratched his head: "That's me too." ”
Liuzi looked Gu Tao up and down: "You say, why don't we find a way to trick her into playing?" ”
"Do you hear this is human talk?" Gu Tao shook his head and said, "I still have to rely on her to break into the enemy, don't mess around." ”
"You say she's so stupid, how can she live so big?" Liuzi was very curious about this question: "Really, when I eat with her at night, she is stupid all the time. ”
"Actually, it's a chance, her backer is a phoenix, but in fact, the real backer is Shenma, that is, Yunzhongjun." Gu Tao pouted: "Ordinary people don't dare to touch her." ”
"Oh?" Liuzi sat up straight: "You know all the news?" ”
"I don't know." Gu Tao got into the quilt and hugged the waist of the sixth son: "I also drank with him just now, and he said that he is our Taizu uncle." ”
In order to verify this problem, Liuzi really got serious, she got dressed and started to video with Xin Chen, and after Xin Chen got the news, he was very excited, and then appeared in front of Liuzi and Gu Tao in less than ten minutes, carrying barbecue and beer in his hands.
"Let's go, visit Uncle Taizu."
"If you don't go, you have to go tomorrow, I won't be able to beat you to death at night." Gu Tao wrapped around the bath towel and began to eat skewers: "I can give you the address." ”
"Why not?"
Gu Tao smiled, but did not answer......