Soon, the barbecue came up, Bai Yang smelled the aroma, his appetite exploded, and his saliva flowed.

The joy of life, eating, drinking and having fun, Bai Yang loves to eat, he doesn't pay attention to meat or vegetarian, as long as he can make it delicious, it is his dish.

was about to open the cold beer, when suddenly Bai Yang made a move, and looked at the braggart tattooed flathead again!

He was still bragging about hooking up with a college student girl a few days ago, and he described it as tsk...... Anyway, those words were really unbearable, but the few men at the same table were giggling and unscrupulous.

Bai Yang looked at him, and it was not him, but a figure behind Brother Pingtou.

Out of thin air, a middle-aged man appeared behind Brother Pingtou, just standing quietly, and no one around him could see it except Bai Yang.

The middle-aged man is thin, tall, and even wears glasses!!

He seemed to be listening to Brother Pingtou's bragging, with an expression on his face that seemed to be reminiscing about the past.

Suddenly, the middle-aged man turned around and met Bai Yang, his eyes looked straight over, and a miserable white face was revealed.

It's not the first time Bai Yang has seen a ghost, and he didn't have any waves in his heart, but showed a big smile.

Ghost? No, no, no, these are all food and clothing.

Bai Yang's smile made the middle-aged man stunned, and he immediately ran over excitedly and sat down opposite Bai Yang.

"Brother, can you see me?" The middle-aged man asked in surprise.

Bai Yang said: "Don't you sit in front of me." ”

"Yo, you can really see it? Yes, yes, you're the second living person to see that I'm not afraid. The middle-aged man praised.

Bai Yang smiled and asked, "Is there anyone else who can see ghosts?" ”

"Why not? Many of the little ones could see me, but most of them were scared and cried, and only one bear child was not afraid to see me, but they also blew me up with firecrackers. The middle-aged man seemed to be very dissatisfied with the child, and when he said it, his expression became even more gloomy.

Bai Yang said calmly: "It's normal, bear child, why can't you do it, and then what?" Did you get revenge? ”

The middle-aged man said: "He must be treated, I gave him dreams and nightmares for half a month, and I was scared to pee several times." As he spoke, the middle-aged man showed a smug expression.

Bai Yang sighed: "You are doing this, you are not afraid of the suspicion of other parents, and you are looking for a master to accept you?" ”

The middle-aged man smiled: "What do you receive?" You've watched too many movies, brother, I've been dead for five or six years, but I haven't met a so-called master, we have a blind man in Shangyuan, who can pinch and calculate, and can do things, there are many well-known deeds, and the boasted god is whirring, I lived in his house for a few days after I died, and I watched the live broadcast several times, but I didn't see any reaction from him? That's a liar. ”

Bai Yang smiled: "Then do you dare to go to the temple?" ”

The middle-aged man's expression froze, and he immediately said: "The place in the temple is indeed very evil, but the monks in the temple are also ordinary people, many of them are like going to work, and they have wives and children." ”

After speaking, the middle-aged man looked at Bai Yang: "This is all what you asked me, and I also have something I want to ask, brother, this is the first time I have met an adult who can see me, what is the situation with you?" Dog's eyes? ”

Bai Yang said: "This is the yin and yang eyes. ”

"Isn't that still a dog's eye, born a strange person, how many ghosts have you seen? Are there any beautiful female ghosts? The middle-aged man looked at Bai Yang expectantly.

Bai Yang was speechless: "What you say, the point is a beautiful female ghost!" ”

The middle-aged man rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, what do men talk about when they don't talk about women?" I'm a ghost now, and I can only watch it for the living, but I can't do it, what's the difference between watching a small movie? Of course, I want to find a female ghost.,But in the past few years.,I've met either old.,It's ugly.,There's no one in the eye.,If you can't meet someone you like.,You can only go to the dead fat girl to try what ghost love is like.。 ”

Bai Yang said with a smile: "I said brother, this death is dead, what do you want to do with this?" Shouldn't you think about reincarnation? ”

"Reincarnation? , don't you look at how difficult it is to live now, to live is to suffer, how good it is to be a ghost, free, without any pressure, you can do whatever you want, why can't I think of reincarnation? The middle-aged man pouted.

"So, do you have any regrets in your life?" Bai Yang frowned and asked.

This is the main thing, in the face of food and clothing, parents, you can't be tough, you have to be kind and seductive, open its heart defense, solve problems for it, this is a qualified Yin spirit teacher!

Asked by Bai Yang, the middle-aged man sighed: "Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, do you still need to ask?" But I'm still okay, divorced decisively, the child and her mother, I paid alimony every month, and then sold the house, and I was rich in an instant, and I wasted it for two years, which is the happiest time when I was alive, except for when I was a child. ”

"Then why are you dead?" Bai Yang asked.

The middle-aged man said, "There is AIDS in the waves." ”

Bai Yang: "......"

The buttocks subconsciously moved, this Nima, the most dangerous disease in the world!

As if he sensed Bai Yang's movements, the middle-aged man said angrily: "I'm afraid of wool, people die like lights out, the disease is in the body, the body is gone, and there is a fart disease, my soul is clean." ”

Full of dirty, clean fart!

Bai Yang slandered in his heart, but after thinking about it, he thought too much.

Unless it's a mental illness, what kind of illness can be related to the soul?

"Then you don't have any thoughts about your death? I don't want your daughter-in-law, don't you want your children either? Bai Yang continued to ask.

The middle-aged man smiled: "Yes before, but last year my daughter did well in the college entrance examination and went to 211, and the money I left her was enough for her needs before she worked." ”

Bai Yang was speechless.

It's properly arranged.,This is a ghost who doesn't want to be reincarnated.,I don't have any regrets in life.,And I think it's cool to be a ghost?

This Nima, how to break through? In vain?

"Hey brother, look at that fat man, isn't it very sassy?" The middle-aged man didn't know what Bai Yang was thinking at all, and he seemed to be quite happy to meet a living person who could communicate. At this time, he looked at the tattooed flat-headed brother again, with a strange expression.

Bai Yang glanced at it and said, "That's because people have the ability, and they can't do it." ”

"He has a fart ability, he thought he was a girl, but he didn't know that the girl deliberately posted him!" The middle-aged man pouted in disdain.

Bai Yang was stunned for a moment, and looked at Brother Pingtou in astonishment.

That's it? Fat head brain, at least 200 pounds up, tattoos, not ugly, at least not handsome, right? Can you actually post it upside down? Could it be - money ability!

"Don't look at it, he must be sick." The middle-aged man continued with a smile, sounding a little gloating.

Bai Yang blinked and gasped suddenly.

The girl is upside down, she is sick, I'll take it!