027, a bald friend of mine (first update)
Yasuo: "Nohover? At? Report an address, I'll send you some souvenirs, and send me your mobile phone number by the way, and I'll tell you about the origin of the family. β
Wayne: "Died three times in less than four minutes, not human!" β
Nuo Shou: "What you said is light, the defense tower can't protect me, and I'm desperate!" In other words, you were beaten like this by the conjoined people in the wild on the other side? Who can withstand this! Lao Tzu is also convinced, is it really fun to play games like this?! β
Hammerstone: "FW." Others are Dharma kings, but waste. β
Pig girl: "Okay, don't scold, you can still fight, don't panic, you have all the meat, when you finish the black cut, everyone else has a three-piece set, and you can go up to start a group when you make meat." β
Although Noshou was very unhappy, he couldn't seem to find any reason to refute it.
Peacefully buy cloth armor from your own house.
Well, let's not talk about it.
Anyway, if the blind monk comes to kill him again, in fact, the income is not very high, and after three waves, Yu Zhou's number of brushes is indeed not half as high as that of the pig girl.
There was no way, so he ate red and blue buffs, toads, and river crabs.
...
"I think the mentality of the other hand is about the same." Yu Zhou went home to buy two long swords and said.
He didn't bother to upgrade the jungle knife early, what is there to brush the wild, just treat the opposite side as a wild monster brush.
"Haha, if it were me, not only would my mentality collapse, but I would also scold you." Qingmo quipped.
Who can withstand this?
Die three times in four minutes.
Everyone else is level three, and he is level one.
There are no five mending.
Is this man a capable thing?
"I care about him, how can I be scolded." Yu Zhou said with a smile.
Nuo Shou: "Your father? There's something wrong with you, right? Like me so much? You big β»β», smelly β»β»! β
At this time, Nuoshou suddenly gave Yu Zhou an extremely 'friendly' greeting.
Yu Zhou was stunned.
[Coming, coming, hometown, greetings. γ
γIn?γ Why is the little mouth smeared with honey? γ
[Hahaha, quietly what have you forced other people's children to become. γ
[Shameless, let him scold, it's me who lives on the road, the game can be lost, and the person with a bad mouth must die! ] γ
"Hey, why do you want to scold me, I just kindly helped him go home and soak in the hot springs more, did I do something wrong?" Yu Zhou was very helpless, "People now, I really don't understand the hearts of good people, am I so inconsiderate if I want to do some good things." β
"Leave him alone." Qingmo comforted him, and then said with murderous intent: "Dare to scold my baby, it's really bold!" β
"Originally, I was going to go to the middle lane to help Yasuo quit his Internet addiction, but now I feel that I need to help this young man quit the alliance." Yu Zhou said with a smile: "When I make up the level, when I reach level 6, I will continue to start our 'good friend' style of play, and let him experience what despair is." β
Qingmo seconds understood what Yu Zhou's 'good friend' style of play meant, and said with a smile: "I'll wait for you~."
By the way, since it's called 'good friends', are you a bald friend of mine? β
"Haha, god's special 'bald friend', Dao Gu is on the way to come with a sword." Yu Zhou laughed.
"Eh, why are you standing still? Are you waiting for me? After walking out of the spring, Yu Zhou walked towards the lower half of the wild area, looked at the small map, and found that Qingmo was still in the spring.
"Yes, I am waiting for you to marry me in golden armor and on the seven-colored clouds." Qingmo smiled.
"Although I don't have holy clothes and I don't have colorful auspicious clouds, I will wear a Brioni and drive a Ferrari to marry you."
"Poof, why are you so rich and still come to play with you?" Qingmo covered his mouth and chuckled, and did not expose Yu Zhou's bragging.
Yu Zhou said lightly: "Because-I want to meet you."
There are many fortunate things in life, but the thing that makes me feel lucky is to meet you. β
Qingmo affectionately said: "If I meet you and you can spend the luck of the rest of my life, then I am willing to meet you once." β
"I'm going to take a shower (Night Hunter) and kill your dad (Ezreal) before he dies."
"I'm going to take a shower (Night Hunter) and kill the bastards, all Curry People (magical cats)."
It may be that Yu Zhou and Qingmo's dog food is too nasal and sweet, so sweet that EZ and the cat died on the spot.
This wave of VN won the double kill, and the situation in the lower lane was difficult to play.
Of course, it is better that he is an EZ, and his development ability is still okay, but the formative period is a little slower.
But it's a bit bad to let VN take down two people.
After allβhe had a bounty on him.
With a bounty = to kill him.
Killing him = violating the current standard of positive energy.
As a good person who strives to abide by positive energy, Yu Zhou feels that he can't do such a negative thing.
Soβthen use these love-filled legs to physically overtake their down-lane duo.
EZ: "What's the use of you, cat?" Aside from hanging on me to eat experience, what are you? You hero, I think people with disabilities can play! β
Cat: "You said you!" Q are all crooked? Still playing EZ? You can hold chopsticks more accurately than you lose! I'm okay with me, anyway, Q doesn't hit. β
EZ: "emmm, forget it, everyone is a dish anyway, I don't scold you, you don't scold me, we are obscene and waiting for the jungler." β
Cat: "Okay. β
EZ: "Jungler, come down in waves." β
Cat: "Blind brother, I'm a sister, come more, if you win, we'll add WX after you win." β
The two who were scolding each other just now instantly reached a consensus.
Yu Zhou was dumbfounded.
Especially the message from the cat...
And this kind of operation?
Yu Zhou: "Wait for me." By the way, it's too troublesome to add WeChat thanks to me, just give me Q coins, I prefer this way of thanking. β
Cat: "??? β
This special meow is a straight man of steel.
EZ: "Brother, cowhide. Are you the Biker Iron Man? β
"Poof." Seeing the chat log, Qingmo smiled: "You're pretending to be stupid, right?" β
Yu Zhou asked, "What are you pretending to be stupid?" β
"Don't you understand what this cat means?"
Yu Zhou smiled: "Then I must know, she just wants to get my handsome WeChat, she doesn't want to think about whether she is worthy or not, she doesn't know her position, I am a man she can't get in her life!" β
"Poof, hahaha." Qingmo laughed, "Maybe other girls want to communicate with you in other ways when they see you so handsome." β
Yu Zhou said lightly: "This stinky woman still wants to communicate with me?" She's not qualified, I still have to play games, where does it matter to women to have games!
And, more important than the game, it's only you. β
Qingmo was stunned for a moment, and a smile was on his face.
She likes Yu Zhou to say some touching things from time to time.
Although it is known that it is fake.
But - the world is so stressful, people are not allowed to relax and relax! So what are you doing?
Just be happy!
The lower road kept calling me to go, and the place did not invade the field of vision, and after Yu Zhou finished beating the wild monsters in the lower half of his area, he walked towards the middle road.
At this time, he was already level four.
And the middle lane is almost level 6, Yasuo's double move is not good yet, it is a good opportunity to kill him.
Yu Zhou: "Big fluttering moth, I'm here, are there eyes nearby?" β
The sword demon was stunned, thinking that Yu Zhou was talking about someone, but he suddenly thought of his appearance and was a little speechless.
I'm a sword demon, the end of the world! You actually call me a big fluttering moth?
It's really- it's a good call!
No way, this is a wild father, endure it.
Especially if you see that he is willing to come, then bear with me.
Sword Demon: "He has a vision in the grass in the upper half of the wild. β
Yu Zhou: "I'm here, please start your performance." β
Sword Demon: "To tell you the truth, Oscar owes me a little golden man." β
Yu Zhou thought for a while, opened the whole, and said: "Nuo Shou, have you experienced despair?" Just scolded me? Wait for me. Don't cry. β
Nuo Shou, who had just been launched, panicked when he saw this information.
Could it be that this guy is here again?!
Nuo Shou: "Wild Daddy, save me!" β
Pig Mei pondered for a moment: "I'm helping you to send it together now, even if I help you squat, it's a waste of my time, so, you can do it yourself, sacrifice one of you, benefit the four of us, you can go with peace of mind." β
Yasuo and the others laughed.
Especially Yasuo.
He wasn't an orphan anymore.
Yasuo: "Wild Daddy, one more wave, one more arrest of him, and he will be wasted." Take advantage of the opposite side to fight the jungle and catch it, and help me play an advantage in the middle and bottom. β
Wayne: "yes, let's let No's attract more hatred, you can help us more junglers, as long as we play to the advantage, the blind man and Tamu can still turn the sky?" β
Hammerstone: "No, you have a better way than fighting now, and that is - the key!" Use your keyboard to scold them, it's best to let the blind keep catching you, teammates sacrifice to the sky, and the mana is boundless. β
No-hand: !!
These teammates are devils!