035, little brother, my heart is stuffed. No, you have eaten too much, and your stomach is stuffed, not your heart
Looking at Tang Shishi's sluggish face, Shu Yi stretched out her hand and waved in front of her, "Silly son, what are you looking at, you won't be fascinated by the handsomeness of this little brother, right?"
I'm right, this little brother is really handsome, right? β
Shu Yi looked at Tang Shishi with a smile, "You always say that your cousin is very handsome, is your cousin more handsome than this little brother?" β
Tang Shishi's face was a little strange.
The question also stumped her.
After all, they're all Yu Zhou...
It can only be said that Yu Zhou himself is more handsome than the photo - no, my cousin is the most handsome at all times!
"That must be my cousin's handsome." Tang Shishi snorted lightly.
Shu Yi pursed her lips, "Pull it down, this little brother is the most handsome I have ever seen, and your cousin is definitely not as handsome as him." β
Tang Shishi showed a strange smile, "Do you really think so?" β
"That's it!" Shu Yi nodded affirmatively, and then said, "Okay, don't talk nonsense with you, I'll place an order for him." β
Do you want your cousin to play games together?
Seems pretty good.
And so on β
My cousin doesn't know who he is?
Tang Shishi suddenly had an idea in her heart.
So-what happens when you flirt with your cousin when you can play games?
Anyway, it would be nice for her to turn on a voice changer, and Yu Zhou wouldn't be able to find out.
Perfect!
Tang Shishi's little face was slightly red, a smile appeared on her face, her liver was beating rapidly, she was looking forward to it, she was nervous, and more of a stimulating feeling came to her heart.
If you want to pursue excitement, then fortunately follow through to the end!
"Shu Yi, you can lend me your voice changer."
Shu Yi raised her head and asked suspiciously, "What do you want to do with the voice changer?" β
Tang Shishi said with a smile: "Aren't you asking for a little brother, I'm going to turn on the voice changer to tease him." β
Shu Yi thought for a while and nodded, "This idea is good, it's also quite interesting, it should be able to add a lot of live broadcast effects to me." β
After thinking about it, Shu Yi asked curiously: "You haven't been in love, will you still flirt with men?" Don't be ashamed of waiting, hundreds of thousands of viewers are watching. β
Tang Shishi rolled her eyes, "Do you think I'm the same as a dead fat house like you who only knows how to brag!" I'm a flirtatious master, a poet, and I've never missed a beat. β
Shu Yi looked disgusted, "I'd rather go back a little, brother!"
Okay, I'm watching your waiting performance. β
...
"Ding, the special effect card is used up, and you get the PUBG god-level lucky effect.
Effect description: Lucky +999. β
"It works well." Yu Zhou ate his noodles and nodded, how good it would be if this effect could be used in reality.
Do you still need to do tasks then?
After eating the noodles, Yu Zhou thought about it, took out his mobile phone and called Tang Shishi.
What did this little bunny do out there?
Why haven't you come back in an hour?
Although Yu Zhou seemed to be very disgusted with Tang Shishi, he was still quite concerned in his heart.
"Crooked? What happened to Ernie sauce? After the phone was connected, Tang Shishi's beautiful voice came from there.
"What are you doing? Why haven't you come back yet? Yu Zhou asked curiously.
"I'm playing." Thinking of the scene she was waiting for, Tang Shishi said with a smile.
"What are you giggling at? Nymphomaniac? β
"I want you to be outnumbered." Tang Shishi said angrily.
"You kid is really disobedient, let me tell you, come back early, or you won't come back."
"Ernie-chan, are you worried about my safety?" Tang Shishi's eyes were full of happiness.
"No, I'm afraid you're going to harm others."
"Excuse me, farewell, goodbye!" Tang Shishi hung up the phone expressionlessly.
It's still beautiful in my heart.
Hmph, a stinky cousin with an honest mouth!
If you care about people, just say it!
What about tsundere!
Contemporary stinking men!
But thinking of the scene of flirting with her cousin, Tang Shishi showed a weird smile.
Let's see what happens to my sullen cousin!
I'm looking forward to it!
...
After hanging up the phone, Yu Zhou shook his head, now my brother is really not good, this kind of sister is disobedient.
People's sister is a love letter from God to his brother, and this broken poem is a war letter from God to him.
Nothing but cuteness!
Spicy chicken cousin!
"Dingβ"
The accompanying play list message sounded.
Yu Zhou turned on his 'P30' mobile phone that can turn on 30x zoom.
"Eh, why is this little boss again?" Seeing that the person who placed the order was still cooing, Yu Zhou shook his head.
It's still quite fun to play with this little boss, and she will also send orders, which is a very good boss.
After all, when it comes to playing games, having fun is the most important thing.
It's a pity that she can't complete the task unless she places an alliance order this time.
But this time she still placed a PUBG list.
"Host, don't refuse, this can be counted as a task." The system said at the right time.
Yu Zhou was stunned, "Why?" β
"The situation is special, you take it. Everything is based on me, and you don't have to think about being clever, I am supervising it. β
"Okay." Since the system said so, Yu Zhou took the order.
Walk in front of the computer and start the live stream.
...
"Crooked~ little brother, hello duck."
A few minutes later, after Yu Zhou entered Shu Yi's XX (YY's parallel world name) channel, Shu Yi's voice came.
"Hello, little fairy, I haven't seen you for an hour, why is your voice so good, it's just a fairy sound, I think the voices of other girls are simply magic sounds when I hear your voice." Yu Zhou praised seriously.
[Vomit, if you say such disgusting things just after the broadcast, won't your conscience hurt! ] γ
[Upstairs, this is shameless, where did he get his conscience. γ
[What do you know, licking dogs have everything!] The anchor is telling us the philosophy of life, as long as you can lick it, you can catch up with the distance between the girl and the dislike of you. γ
[Eh, I found out that you played with Goo Goo again, there won't be a situation between you, right?] γ
"Go away! My goo-goo is just a 14-year-old! γ
[Isn't that better?] γ
Yu Zhou rolled his eyes, "Where do you want to go, I'm just playing with, I'm not interested in girls." β
After speaking, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, and immediately said: "I mean, I don't have thoughts about the bosses during my time as a companion, I just want to be a quiet and beautiful man." β
Even if he explained, the sand sculpture audience also brushed up the barrage of 'I didn't expect you to like boys', 'do you like vanβ games', and 'fence'.
Why are boys so gay nowadays?
Can't the mind be normal?
Hearing Yu Zhou's words, Tang Shishi, who was about to speak, was stunned.
WTFοΌοΌ Is this the cousin of that somewhat straight man?
It's so good at licking!
Sure enough, some people are the same in reality, and the Internet is another.
Immediately, Tang Shishi was also aggrieved, and her cousin didn't tell her so!
My cousin knows how to bully her!
This time she must tease her cousin to tell her these words!
Tang Shishi smirked.
"By the way, we have another person this time, oh, it's my good friend - porridge porridge." Shu Yi said.
"Porridge porridge? It's really fateful. "Yu Zhou said secretly, I am also Zhouzhou.
"Hello wow, little brother~" Tang Shishi turned on the voice changer and said in a very soft girl's voice: "Little brother~ Your voice is simply the best male voice in the world!" Hee-hee, I just love the feeling of ear pregnancy. β
"Hmm." All he responded to was Yu Zhou's faint 'um'.
What's going on with this woman, is his handsomeness leaking out? Just came up and wanted to get him?
She's thinking about fart!
He just wants to be a quiet companion, where can these women get!
The main thing is that Yu Zhou doesn't know what this girl is doing, and there is a coo, if you talk to this girl, you may not be refunded.
It's better to be a game god quietly.
Tang Shishi was stunned.
She is so touting Yu Zhou! He's just going to have an 'huh'?!
"Poof." Shu Yi turned off the microphone and said to Tang Shishi: "Shishi, it seems that your ability to flirt with men is useless." β
"Shut up! And that's just the beginning! Tang Shishi said angrily.
"Little brother, I've been a little troubled lately." Continuing to open the whole microphone, Tang Shishi said affectionately.
"Heartbeat?" Yu Zhou pondered for a moment, "Well-it may be that you ate too much and your stomach is stuffed, not your heart is stuffed." β
Tang Shishi: ???