Chapter 111: Not an Aunt
Tang Laguo. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
The writers' world, the painting world, the centaur mother's world, the old world, the pseudo-mother's world, the people of the five worlds sent representatives and gathered together.
The people present are all god-level figures, such as the super god in the writer's world, "Shy Little Tadpole", "Very Stupid and NaΓ―ve", "I Bragging Thirteen", "Drink Your Sister" and others.
The big, medium and small gods in the painting world also came, including the rotten girl sister "Mu Jiji" classmate, the sister of "Ji Lao is my love", the sister of "I really want to die", and the ancient god sister of "Ye You Da Dior".
Don't look at the name of the sister of "Ye has a big Dior" is very domineering, she is a big beauty, there are many suitors, and Ji friends are everywhere.
The girls in the Centaur Niang Realm endured the unkind eyes of people from the other four realms, and a centaur Niang with golden braids said irritably: "What do you see, do you want to fight, just say it, I will accompany you." After speaking, the eldest sister took a bow and arrow, and shot an arrow at the super god of the painting world, "Ye Youda Dior" sister.
"Oh, this little sister has a good temper. β
"Master has a big Dior" sister danced with her bare hands, a ball of ink slowly rose, and exploded steeply, boom! The arrow shot at the centaur girl, but the gap between the two is really not a little bit.
The blonde ponytail watched as the arrows she shot broke inch by inch, and more long arrows came at her. "Grass, you really shouldn't provoke the super gods of the painting world. The blonde ponytail said loudly.
Before her words fell, dozens of black feather arrows dissipated at the same time, turned into a little ink, condensed into a ball, turned backwards, and fell into the hands of the sister of "Lord Da Dior".
"Everyone is here to discuss the future, not to fight, of course, I raised my hands in agreement. β
"Master has a big Dior," my sister laughed.
The ink swirled in her palm, sinking under her skin and disappearing.
Another great god in the painting world, "Ji Lao is my love", my sister was disappointed and said: "Ji Lao, why are the Ji Lao who come here are crooked melons and cracked dates, so you can't give my sister a dozen small fresh meat level big bases, giant bases! You look like this, and you dare to come out to be Ji Lao, hum!"
The people in the old world who attended the meeting were angry, and some of the old people who really couldn't get on the stage rolled up their sleeves and prepared to do a big job, and teach the "old man is my love" sister a good lesson. What if you are a god in the painting world, what does it matter to our Ji Lao, if you want to tear it up, then tear it, whoever shoots whom, anyway, everyone likes Ji Lao!
"Ji Lao is my love" sister came with joy, the person she wanted to see was not the Ji Lao present, but Hua Rongxiang, the real big man in the Ji Lao world. "Hey, I must be reincarnated as a base elder in my next life, and it is best to think about the adult Gao Ji with Hua Rong. β
"Woman, die. Hua Rong thinks that the seniors will definitely not look down on a slut like you. β
"Yes, Hua Rong wants to think that his predecessors never play cards according to common sense, and the type of base he likes is also changing with each passing day, and it changes over time. Even if you are really reincarnated, you will become a base elder, and at that time, Hua Rong wants to be an adult, maybe ......"
Maybe he has left the old world. This will not come out.
The old man was quite embarrassed and silent.
The pseudo-maid of the black prince Gil Pandoragon was also there, and he naturally stood in the ranks of the pseudo-girl, chatting and laughing with the pseudo-girl around him, and chatting very openly. "I'm waiting for the big Dior beauties, I don't have to mind the competition between those old men and the gods of the painting world, they can do whatever they want, at best they are domineering, ugly to say, unorganized and undisciplined, a group of rabble. β
"Ji Lao is my love" Sister was angry, pointed to the pseudo-mother who spoke, and said sharply: "Rub, who are you, my sister has never seen you, when did a mad dog like you appear in the pseudo-Niang world, and bite whoever is caught." What's wrong with Ji Lao, Ji Lao is my favorite. If you look down on Ji Lao, you look down on your sister. My sister will compare with you today. β
"Stop. β
"There is a big Dior," the great god said unhappily.
"Hmph, you said stop me?"
"Ji Lao is my love," the great god sneered.
"Yes. β
"Master has a big Dior," my sister said.
Glimpsing a cadre of large, medium and small gods in the painting world all standing behind the "Lord has a big Dior", the great god of "Ji Lao is my love" bit his nails, retreated to the side, and separated from the people in the painting world, disdainful of being with it.
Shicai, the noisy pseudo-girl also shut up, he wanted to talk about it, but the sister of "Ye Youda Dior" flicked her fingers, and a drop of ink shot out, exploding in front of the pseudo-girl's face, blackening his face. If he doesn't know how to lift again, it will not only be his face that will be hacked, maybe his friends will also be smeared.
Besides, the people in the pseudo-Niang world can't twist a rope, and the puppet Niang who came to the meeting was divided into several small teams, and there was a force behind each team that was secretly supporting. Die a few pseudo-mothers who are not long-eyed, as long as it has nothing to do with the overall situation, he will die in vain if he dies, and he will be regarded as a fool by other pseudo-mothers.
Compared with the noise of the painting world, the pseudo-mother world, and the centaur mother world, the big gods, middle gods, and small gods in the writer's world are very calm. "Drink your sister" The great god held a goblet in his hand and toasted to the "shy little tadpole" god, "Little tadpole-kun, during the time I retired, I heard that you were in the limelight. To you. β
The "shy little tadpole" smiled back, and said in his heart, old thing, retire if you retire, come out and do something, and, I am the focus of attention at any time, and I need you to name it?
The god of "Drink Your Sister" has not had a new work for a long time, but his popularity is there, and the fan cohesion is very strong, which should not be taken lightly. The little tadpole god said: "The predecessors are the real leaders in the writer's world, and we have no opinion on the fact that this council is presided over by you." β
These words are naturally prevaricating, and the little tadpole god is just talking, and there is a crown book with the name of "royal mouthpiece" behind him, who dares to despise it.
"I blow thirteen" The great god smiled: "Little tadpole-kun is really humble and taught. β
Sister NaΓ―ve sneered: "You guys are enough, stop touting each other, hurry up and carry out the topic, and then break up the meeting and go back to their respective homes." Sister's manuscript hasn't been finished yet, and I'm waiting to go back to catch up with it, so don't make a mistake. β
"Drink your sister" The great god shook the goblet and said elegantly: "Since it was proposed by Little Tadpole-kun, then I am the representative of the writer's world, do you have any opinions?"
Brush, brush, brush!
"Drink your sister" released more than 20 great gods' lights, directly hitting the unconvinced big gods, middle gods, and small gods. Alas, they are all ambitious juniors, you must learn to be humble in front of your predecessors, put away your fangs and ambitions, and only a few Tianjiao are soaring, and more are dry bones under the cliff, other people's stepping stones.
"Poof!"
A writer in the middle of the world spurted blood and fell backwards, and someone helped him to prevent him from falling to the ground and save face.
But some people don't have such good luck, he is a great god, a new god in the writer's world, the god is unstable, and he is illuminated by the divine light of the god of "drink your sister", and his five organs are like cooking, and he is extremely uncomfortable. The godhead is also descending in an uproar, and what is even more annoying is that "drink your sister" flipped his hand, brushed it, and two divine lights smashed down.
"Hold the sun!" The new god was furious, since his face was torn, what did he care about, just tear it directly.
"As long as you have the light of the great gods, don't you have it below? β
The new god of the writer's world, "Death Without Limits", stomped his foot, the ground sank three feet, and clicked! The round table placed in the middle of the conference room cracked, and pieces burst out. "Drink your sister, go home and drink your friend's jinghua!"
"There is no limit to death" The great god's arms swiped, and the light of the great god swirled out, and his divine light was much lighter than the divine light of "drink your sister".
Sister NaΓ―ve kicked over the long-eyed Zhongshen, "Get out, don't come near me!"
"Shy little tadpole" said in his heart, ah, it's so annoying, why can't everyone get along well, tearing up every day. Is there anything that can't be clearly explained in person? Civilized people should solve problems in a civilized way.
Syllable!
There is a great god who took advantage of the chaos to give the "shy little tadpole" a slap to the great god, the voice is not loud or small, and the great god of the sneak attack did not expect that he would succeed. Both gods were shocked.
"You're tired of life, and you dare to beat me?" The little tadpole god jumped up directly, picked up the guy and rushed to the god who slapped him, "I don't you, but you are behind my back." If I don't cut off your godhead and drop your divine light today, I won't be a tadpole!"
The god of the painting world "really wants to die" sister was sleepy-eyed, stretched out her legs, and tripped her predecessor to "kill my sister".
The moment "Kill Sister" fell to the ground, he pulled out a picture album from his arms, trembled, the golden light danced, the sonorous sound was loud, and a small sword, knife, fork, chopsticks, and double-edged axe poured out of the album, greeting to the "I really want to die" sister.
"Don't you little thing want to die, sister will fulfill you! If I don't split you, my sister can't swallow this breath. Kill my sister said angrily.
"Oops, isn't this killing my sister. β
"I really want to die" my sister pulled the curtain to protect her whole body, dangdangdang! A mess of swords, axes and forks slashed the curtains, but it didn't hurt the god of "I really want to die".
The curtains she wears on her body are called "Qimo Chicken", which has excellent defense, which is difficult to invade by fire and water, and difficult to hurt by swords.
"Day. Kill Sister hummed. "Little thing, don't run, stop me!"
"I'm sorry, kill my sister. I've got long legs, I'm fast, you've got short legs, it's amazing if you're fast!Come on, chase me, if you can catch up with me, I'll let you hey, hey, hey......"
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It is already merciful to you that you are caught and not dismantled. Kill my sister galloped away, with dozens of sharp swords hanging on her head, brushing and brushing, the sword light fluttered, slashing forward, and when she saw a living person, she gave him a sword, regardless of whether he was an enemy or not.
"Oops, I got a sword in the knee!"
The deputy leader of the centaur girl world was furious. "Don't stop me, I'm going to kill my sister! This woman is a crazy woman, not only has short legs, but also has less brain capacity!"
"Don't say I'm short-legged!"
Kill sister shouted.
She turned around, released hundreds of sword lights, and slashed at the deputy leader of the centaur mother. If you say the wrong thing, you will pay the price, and if you don't die, you will die.
"It's ridiculous to say that the legs are short. β
The deputy leader of the centaur mother held a shield in his left hand, and waved the knight's spear in his right hand, smashing the sword light one after another.
"Drink!"
The deputy leader of the centaur mother jumped up, raised his spear, and slashed from the abdomen to the jaw of the killer sister. "Disembowel, I'm going to disembowel for you. The excited centaur mother shouted.
"It's all said that the centaur mother's brain is not good, and she has grown so many muscles, it's a strange embryo!"
Kill my sister grabbed a sword in the air and swung it downward. When! split the spear of the deputy leader of the centaur mother. "I have the word killing in my name, and I hate it when people call me short legs, if I don't cut off your horse legs, I won't kill my sister!"
"What's that called, Sister Shortlegs?"
The deputy leader of the centaur asked seriously.
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I almost choked to death when I killed my sister.
Enough is enough, don't say anything, tear it up, see if it's your horse's leg or mine...... Kill my sister and suddenly feel that the advantage of the centaur mother is too great, she has four legs, and they are all long, how can you play this.
No, some leg play lovers are blessed.
The troublesome "I want to die" sister was wrapped in curtains and has long since disappeared. Funny parties, don't participate, don't go at this time, when to go.
"Girl, where are you going? β
One person stopped the god of "I want to die".
"Huh, people from the aunt world!"
The great god of painting shouted.
It's best not to provoke the people in the aunt world, they are strong, there are many people, and they are extremely difficult. The aunt who appeared in front of her "I want to die" sister crossed her arms in front of her, seemingly casually standing, but there was no flaw. Her tonnage surprised the gods of the art world. Compared with the aunt, the "I really want to die" sister is like a ragdoll doll, with thin arms and legs, and it will fall apart when people touch it.
"This aunt, what are you doing here? Who sent you?"
"I want to die," my sister asked cautiously. Recently, many of the aunts are super godlike. One kill, two kills, three kills or something.
"Little girl, don't be so vigilant, I'm just a passing aunt. β
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It's so suspicious! The aunt passing by is even more terrifying. There is a conspiracy!
"I really want to die" my sister stared at my aunt nervously, and I was not so nervous about killing my sister.
"Little girl, what are so many of you doing in there, mysterious. I said that you don't have to be nervous, my aunt won't hurt you, and she won't say bad things about you casually. β
"Auntie, who are you? Reveal who you really are. I'm not afraid to tell you, the little woman is the god of the painting world, and she has seen no less than a thousand aunts, and you are either hiding your true identity, or a wolf or a tiger!"
"Huh. β
Auntie smiled. At the same time, he straightened up and stopped leaning against the wall. Her subtle movement shocked her sister who "really wanted to die" and took a few steps back.
"Don't come, I warn you not to come!"
"Hmph, I hid my true identity, and you actually saw it. Little girl, you're not simple. I can't help it, I can only ......"
"What can I do, destroy me!"
"You're very self-aware. β
Aunt sneered. Her right palm slammed into the wall behind her, and the thick stone wall fell to the ground in response, the stone wall with a length of more than 100 meters, a height of more than 5 meters, and a thickness of more than half a meter, could not withstand the palm of the aunt.
"Oh, this aunt is so cruel!"
"I really want to die," my sister said secretly.
If you are caught by her and clapped a few times, you will not die or be disabled.
"Little girl. Auntie's strength is above you. Put away your desire to escape, you have no chance in front of me. And ......"
Auntie smiled.
"There are three more aunts like me!"
Aunt said proudly.
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The great god of painting was speechless.
Wocao, what's the situation, as soon as I went out, I met four powerful aunts, isn't this playing with me. "I really want to die" My sister looked around, searching for the other three aunts.
"Don't bother, they won't come out without my orders. β
"Yes. β
"I want to die," my sister laughed as well. (To be continued.) )