Chapter 1: Xiao Er is a fool

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Xiao Peng of Xiaojia Town was thrown down the mountain by Fu Mingge again!

Xiao Jun ran around the entire Xiao Jiazhuang with a red face, shouting loudly and promoting the news, although he ran out of breath, his heart was trembling with excitement.

It's really shameless that this waste can have the courage to go to Fu Ming Pavilion and kneel down and beg others to accept him as a disciple! I used to think that he was a fool, but now I can see that the other party is not only stupid, but also shameless! If this thing were changed to himself, he would definitely not be able to do it.

Xiao Jun was running wildly, while promoting Xiao Peng's "shameless" behavior in Fu Ming Pavilion! He seemed to have forgotten that after he was eliminated by Fu Ming Pavilion three years ago, he cried bitterly and peed his pants in front of the other party's mountain gate.

Speaking of which, Xiao Jun and Xiao Peng originally did not have any hatred; Xiao Jun was born in a large family in Xiaojia Town, and he was arrogant and arrogant, and since he was a child, he was determined to enter Fu Ming Pavilion in order to make a hegemony! Because Fu Ming Pavilion is a famous and decent family, he strictly requires the moral character of his disciples.

Therefore, Xiao Jun has been working hard to do chivalrous and righteous deeds in order to enter the Fu Ming Pavilion, and Xiao Peng's origin is a little unbelievable, many years ago, Xiao Peng's elder brother and sister-in-law were worshiping the tomb of their parents who had died for a year, and vaguely heard a child crying, and then the couple looked for a long time, and finally found that the child's cry seemed to come from the tomb.

The two of them were shocked and panicked, and finally gritted their teeth and dug up the grave soil, and after opening the coffin, they found that there was actually a naked baby inside, and the parents who had been dead for many years had already turned into a pile of dry bones!

The husband and wife looked at each other, and it was really the first time they had seen each other after living for so many years, whose parents had done such a prank and actually buried their children in their parents' graves? But after the two of them touched the soil, they were stunned, and the mud covered by the tomb had not been touched for many years! Where did this child come from? Isn't there really a god and a demon in this world?

In the end, the couple took the baby home and recognized him as his younger brother, and this baby was Xiao Peng, and I don't know if it had been buried in the soil for too long; his brother and sister-in-law gradually found that Xiao Peng was a little silly, and when he was young, he was a little better, and the more he grew up, the more he found that Xiao Peng was still a little crazy, and always liked to go to the field to dig earthworms, small insects, little mice and something to eat!

It made the couple cry and feel distressed, and they didn't get better until they grew up, but this IQ was as good as ever! The couple also understood that the younger brother they picked up was really a fool, and it wasn't until they died of illness that no one cared about Xiao Peng anymore, leaving him only two rooms.

Because of Xiao Peng's behavior when he was a child, he has been bullied by the people in the town, either out of sympathy, or to show his chivalrous character, Xiao Jun began to protect Xiao Peng and no longer let others bully this crazy fool.

After this matter was learned by a certain elder of Fu Ming Pavilion, he praised Xiao Jia Town for being a good boy who acted chivalrous and righteous, and since then, no matter where Xiao Jun went, he could feel the admiration of the people around him;

Until three years ago, when Xiao Jun participated in the entrance test of Fu Ming Pavilion's unified recruitment of disciples, in order to take care of Xiao Peng, he took the other party to participate in the test, who would have thought that talent is really uncertain, Xiao Jun, who was admired by everyone, was ruthlessly eliminated, and Xiao Peng, who relied on Xiao Jun to survive, was actually a natural spirit body, and entered Fu Ming Pavilion in the name of a core disciple.

The identities between these two people were changed all of a sudden, and the two fools who were once ridiculed and scolded became the core disciples envied and admired by everyone in a blink of an eye; and Xiao Jun, who was originally high and higher, replaced Xiao Peng as a laughing stock; the huge gap suddenly broke the young man's heart, and he cried heartbreakingly, begging the other party to give him a second chance.

Originally, it was nothing, who knew that the second fool Xiao Peng was stupid again when he was uncomfortable, and he learned from Xiao Jun's appearance and went to report to test the elder's thigh! This made the test elder cry and laugh, and thought that Xiao Peng was kind by nature and pleaded for the other party, so he asked the disciple to drag Xiao Jun, who had become a joke, down, so as to take Xiao Peng to enter as soon as possible.

After coming back, Xiao Jun lost his former lofty posture and lost the admiration of everyone, but those peers learned from Xiao Jun in front of him to cry bitterly, and some good deeds imitated the behavior of the second fool Xiao Peng, in order to make fun of Xiao Jun, which made Xiao Jun hate these people in his heart, and hated Xiao Peng who followed him in the past.

In the next year, as long as someone dares to mention Xiao Peng's name in Xiao Jun's ear, he will provoke Xiao Jun's beating, and Xiao Xiaoxia, who was chivalrous and righteous in the past, has become a perverted bully;

This situation continued until three months ago, when Fu Mingge announced in public that he would expel the second fool Xiao Peng from the mountain gate. The reason can't, it's really that the people of Fu Ming Pavilion can't stand the destructive power brought by Xiao Peng! Peek at the female disciple taking a bath, oh no! It's just a bright look! Give her a bunch of spirit runes and spirit paper and spirit pens, and you can be eaten up the next day!

In view of Xiao Peng's various destructive powers, the head elders of Fu Ming Pavilion unanimously passed a voting meeting to expel this core disciple. It's just that afterwards, these people regretted Xiao Peng's innate spirit body, how did such a desperate asset fall on this fool?

Xiao Jun laughed at Xiao Peng mercilessly, and asked the people around him to make up Xiao Peng's story into a joke and spread it everywhere! Then Xiao Peng Xu missed the good days of his Fu Ming Pavilion, so he ran back and shouted to get started in the bewitchment of Xiao Jun and the others!

Those people were feeling sorry when they suddenly heard that this "core disciple" had run back again! The head of the sect and the others were shocked, and they thought that the fool had opened his mind; they sent their disciples over to ask the reason, but the second fool, Xiao Peng, actually shouted that Fu Mingge could let him eat enough! This answer made the head of the sect and the others almost lose their breath and vomit blood, and the last trace of luck disappeared; they threw a few steamed buns to Xiao Peng and coaxed him out.

From then on, the second fool Xiao Peng went to Fu Ming Pavilion every three to five, and shouted that he wanted to enter in exchange for a full meal! On weekdays, even if it was the day of the Fu Ming Pavilion's centennial ceremony, many people from the same way were invited to watch the ceremony; these two fools Xiao Peng actually ran to make jokes again, and the angry head of the family ruthlessly sent people to knock him down the mountain.

Those disciples who guarded the door were reprimanded by the master, and all the breath in their hearts fell on Xiao Peng's body, and I don't know whose feet were heavier, Xiao Peng didn't stand firmly, and fell directly down the hillside and rolled all the way down the hill and fell off the small cliff; this made several disciples feel very confused, and it was not until noon that Xiao Peng, whose face was covered with blood, was carried back to the mountain gate.

There was no way, the foreign affairs elder could only order a few disciples to carry Xiao Peng back to the room where the disciples lived to take care of him; in short, before the end of the ceremony, he must not be allowed to show up, so as not to be laughed at by people from other sects.

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