Chapter Seventy-One: The Unlucky Fan Hu Trio

"Huhu...."There was a faint rough panting sound in the woods, and the three of Fan Hu walked along the road for more than three hours in the hidden woods

"Oh, no! Take a break" Fan Hu put the body down, and the three of them repaired in place again

"Oops! My fucking waist is about to break," Song Lian sat on the ground and kept rubbing his lumbar spine

"I'm not the same, I'm losing my kidneys, oops! "At this time, Fan Hu was no better, carrying more than 200 catties and shuttling through the woodland full of shrubs for several hours, which could exhaust a person just thinking about it

"Brother, I'll help you rub it" After speaking, Xie Zhixin stepped forward to massage Fan Hu's sore waist

"Hmmm! Or my Zhixin is the most well-behaved"

It is estimated that they were tired enough to see Fan Hu, and after helping Fan Hu press it, Xie Zhixin went to help Song Lian press it

Xie Zhixin kept rubbing Song Lian's sore waist and asked, "Second brother, is it better?"

"Hmmm! Comfortable, Zhixin, it seems that the second brother didn't hurt you in vain" Song Lian sat on the ground and closed his eyes to enjoy this rare moment of relief

Just as Fan Hu was resting, at this time, several insect-like small animals suddenly appeared in front of him, and they were still circling him, and Fan Hu, who didn't know it, impatiently instigated them with his hand to drive them away, and when he hit an insect, suddenly a sharp pain came from his hand

"Oops" Fan Hu let out a painful cry and then withdrew his hand to take a look, only to see that on his palm, a small black thorn pierced into his flesh, and the part that was pierced suddenly became red and swollen

Song Lian and Xie Zhixin, who heard the cry of pain, thought that something had happened, and instinctively picked up their weapons and got up in an instant, and when they saw that Fan Hu was fine, they put down their weapons and walked to Fan Hu's side

"Brother Fan, what's wrong with you? Zhixin, flashlight"

"It's okay! It's like being stung by a bee."

When Xie Zhixin turned on the flashlight, he could immediately clearly see the small black thorn on Fan Hu's palm and the slightly red and swollen palm, and at a glance, Song Lian was sure that he had been stung by a bee

Song Lian picked up Fan Hu's hand and pulled out the thorn, looked at the wound carefully, and then looked up at Fan Hu, "Brother Fan, how are you feeling now, is there anything uncomfortable?" ”

"It's not poisonous, it's just that your hands hurt a little, just disinfect it" Fan Hu shook his head, he could still tell if it was poisonous or not, if he didn't even have this knowledge of survival in the wild, then he would be a fart

"Oh! That's good! You wait" as long as it's not poisonous, and then Song Lian hurriedly took out a bottle of medical alcohol from his backpack, which they bought yesterday

"Okay"

After simply wiping the stung place with alcohol, Song Lian put the alcohol back into his backpack

At this time, Xie Zhixin on the side spoke, and she looked at Fan Hu curiously, "Brother, where did the bees come from in the middle of the night!" How can they come and sting you if they don't sleep in the middle of the night! ”

What is a serious nonsense? Xie Zhixin is, like a child who is curious about the unknown, but the words in his mouth can make people angry

"You can talk no! Did you say that about your brother? How do I know that there will be bees in the middle of the night, and your brother is not a cat, how can I tell what it is! Looking at Xie Zhixin's innocent and curious look, Fan Hu almost choked to death from his own saliva

"Huh! Wait" At this time, Song Lian suddenly raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet

Fan Hu and Xie Zhixin immediately closed their mouths and quieted down, the two glanced at each other, and then looked at Song Lian a little inexplicably, at this moment, Song Lian suddenly put his hand on his ear with a focused expression

"Listen ......"

Seeing Song Lian's movements, Fan Hu and Xie Zhixin immediately did so, put their right hands on their ears and then held their breath to focus all their attention on their ears

"Buzz ....." At this moment, an inaudible sound came into Fan Hu's ears, this sound can be said to be very small, about the same level as the sound caused by a mosquito flapping its wings from a meter away, if it were not for this extremely quiet environment and listening attentively, it would not be heard at all

"Brother! It's like the sound of a bee! Xie Zhixin immediately spoke

Song Lian on the side is obviously more experienced, "It should be a beehive"

"Let's go" Fan Hu immediately got up and patted his buttocks

"Old Song, Zhixin, let's go, let's have a mouth" At this time, Fan Hu still had the appearance of a tired dog just now, and the excitement on his face was similar to taking an aphrodisiac

Song Lian on the side was obviously similar, "Zhixin, we have sugar water to drink"

"Yay!" Zhi Xin immediately jumped up excitedly, sugar is very precious these days, except for the candy in the city, the only way for them to get sugar is honey

Fan Hu and Song Lian hurriedly picked up the corpse, and then the three of them followed the sound and searched all the way to the depths of the woods, there were more and more bees on the road, and after walking about fifty meters, they finally found the hive

This beehive can be said to be very well hidden, it is located in a tree hole in the middle of a tree trunk, the height is about less than two meters, just blocked by the surrounding dense shrubs and plants, if you don't look carefully, you won't find it at all, plus a large number of thorny tenman and plants on this shrub, almost no one will go here, and Fan Hu They are also through the bees' activity tracks, in the light of the flashlight through a little gap to see the gathered bees, and finally deduce the location of the beehive

After seeing the location of the hive clearly, Fan Hu immediately divided the labor

"Zhixin, you start a fire right away"

"Old Song, let's get rid of these plants"

Xie Zhixin is the youngest and a girl, so the simple and easy work is naturally handed over to her to do, and the most laborious work is naturally done by Fan Hu and Song Lian, two big men, and Song Lian naturally has no opinion on this

"Good"

"I'm going to make a fire"

Without further ado, Xie Zhixin immediately went to collect firewood, while Fan Hu and Song Lian put the corpse and backpack aside, and then one held a machete to open the way, and the other held a dagger to clean up those small trees and thorny plants that blocked the way, Fan Hu and Song Lian's work efficiency was still quite fast, and they opened a road after just over ten minutes, and at this time Xie Zhixin had already lit a fire

"Old Song, you are responsible for smoking the bees away, and I will cut down the tree to get honey"

"Zhixin, you take a flashlight to help us take a photo, and by the way, guard the surroundings"

Fan Hu put away the dagger and took the machete from Song Lian's hand

"Good"

"Got it, brother"

Then the three of them acted immediately, Song Lian wrapped the fire with the green leaves prepared by Xie Zhixin in advance, extinguished the fire and let it simmer in it to make a lot of smoke, and then smoked away the bees in the hive by smoking, Fan Hu took a machete to cut down the tree, as for Xie Zhixin, she stood behind Fan Hu and Song Lian, holding a flashlight in one hand to provide lighting for Fan Hu and a weapon in the other hand to observe the surrounding movements

"Knock knock...."Fan Hu slashed at the trunk of the tree one by one, and the hole in the tree where the hive was located happened to be the position of the tree knot, which was hard and thick

To correct here, it is true that smoking is a good way to deal with bees, but it would be a mistake to think that this way you can safely get honey

"Buzz ......."

Countless bees flew everywhere in the air, and the three of Fan Hu were surrounded by dense bees, and even there were many bees crawling on their bodies

Smoke out of their homes in the middle of the night, and the other side will destroy their homes, which is intolerable to any living being, including bees, and then the angry bees begin to fight back against the invaders, countless bees raise their tail spines and aim at the enemy, and then launch the first and last suicide attack in their lives

"Oops" Song Lian slapped one hand on the face, slapped the bee to death and pulled out the thorn

"Oops" Xie Zhixin on the other side was also attacked almost at the same time

"It hurts!"

Song Lian looked at Fan Hu's progress and hurriedly urged, "Brother Fan, hurry up"

"Urge your uncle" Fan Hu scolded angrily, at this time, two bees stung Fan Hu's neck at the same time, and the pain made Fan Hu take a deep breath and "hiss....... pain", Rao is so Fan Hu didn't stop

"Oops... Ah...... Second brother, it's painful for me."

"Hiss...ahhhhh

"Ahh My face hurts, brother, are you okay, I can't bear it, it's painful."

"Oops... Damn, flare, Lao Tzu... Hiss... I'm not like you yet, wait, it's almost there... Hmm....my mouth"

In this way, the three of them relied on the great spirit of not giving up until they reached their goal, and they resisted the siege of the bees, and with Fan Hu's last hard cut, they finally split the trunk of the tree to expose the hive inside

"Quick, old Song, bring the leaves"

Song Lian on the side hurriedly threw away the torch and held the leaves with both hands, Fan Hu immediately took out a piece of beeswax full of honey from the inside and put it on the leaves in Song Lian's hand, this beehive is still quite big, Fan Hu took several catties of beeswax, when he saw that there was still a piece left, Fan Hu stopped, collecting honey is the same as fishing, you can't do all the fishing, you have to leave some for the bees to spend the winter, so that you can have a steady stream of honey in the future

"Okay, let's go"

"Zhixin, gone"

Song Lian carefully wrapped the honey, Fan Hu licked the honey off his hands, and then the three of them quickly took their things and fled here quickly

Two hours later......

In the woods, Fan Hu and the three of them continued to move towards the settlement, and at this time, their faces were swollen like pigs' heads, which could be described as miserable

"Brother Fan, I can't see the road clearly, Zhixin will take care of me" Song Lian was the first to speak, at this time his eyes were swollen with only one slit left, and his forehead, neck and face were all swollen like Zhu Bajie

"Brother! I want to eat barbecue with mi sauce when I go back" Xie Zhixin is even more, a little girl who was originally quite beautiful and pure, was stung by bees and covered her face, Qianqianyu's hands have to fight with pig's trotters at the moment, which is worse than Stephen Chow's Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance that hit the unrecognizable autumn fragrance, and it is simply unbearable to look at it directly

"Humph! Oh! Fat area ang to wake up to write the forehead ying, write hey to shuo"

Among the three, if the miserable one is comparable, it may be comparable, but if you want to say the most painful, it should be Fan Hu, unlike Song Lian and Xie Zhixin, in addition to being stung into a pig's head, the unlucky Fan Hu's mouth was stung like hanging two sausages, and he couldn't even speak, in fact, Fan Hu's original words were "Well!" Good! Go back and let Sister Ling'er and Sister Ning'er do it for you."

"Brother! It's time for you to get your mouth right when you go back."

"Brother Fan, your mouth is like a sausage! Hehehe....so stylish"

At this time, Song Lian and Xie Zhixin couldn't help but laugh when they looked at Fan Hu's mouth

In the face of the sarcasm of the two, Fan Hu rolled his eyes, "Roar with traces to get the bean, thank you for the election with the book flowers on the river, and drink with the river to repent with calligraphy and painting"

Fan Hu's original words were, "How good are you?" One is like the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie, and the other can be compared with the beauty of flowers."

Of course, no one can understand Fan Hu's Martian language except for himself, Song Lian and Xie Zhixin don't know what Fan Hu said at all, but they can guess from Fan Hu's expression

"Brother Fan, don't speak, be careful to bite your tongue"

"Brother, go back and ask Sister Yun to give two needles to her tongue"

Among the three, Fan Hu and Song Lian both belong to the sarcastic type, and only Xie Zhixin is the most special, and he belongs to the kind of serious nonsense

It seems that he also knows that they will bully him and his mouth will be injured and he can't fight them, so in the face of the sarcasm of the two, Fan Hu can only respond to them with his middle finger in addition to rolling his eyes