...... It's smooth...... It's so enjoyable...... The principle of Qi Cultivation is now so simple in Yang Ze's eyes. This is the rhythm of being a Transformer...... Needless to say, this must be diesel fuel, and the "earth element" is undoubtedly the "earth element"! The "earth element" is the representative of the weight and strength! This is a humanoid crane! The fat dragon is a big crane, and the pork Rong is a chainsaw, and what you want is to be sharp enough to burn the "gold element" is certain, and it is really strong enough, strong enough, and sharp enough. Not to mention the old man Shi, if it weren't for burning the "fire element", it would be a dog. The old village chief didn't see anything burning, and he didn't perform at the old man's house. Not only the old village chief, but also other villagers Yang Ze didn't see much else......

Choosing which "element" to choose is really a matter worth pondering. Yang Ze's ultimate goal is to "go home", and the cultivation of imperial qi is also to go home, and the choice of that element should also serve this ultimate goal. To cultivate the "gold element" by the method of elimination, it is to take advantage of its sharpness, strong attack, and unstoppable sharpness. Lao Tzu is a good citizen, and he doesn't fight or dominate the Yanhuang Continent, why is his attack power so strong! Exclusion! Can you still fight with strong defense? The strength picks up a lot of dung, this is useful. Yang Ze passed without thinking about it. "Water element" water, moisturizing things silently, as the name suggests, can be similar to the vast majority, good hidden. This seems to be good, hide quickly, hide well, and your own safety is guaranteed. Moreover, the cultivation of the "water element" is much faster than the others, if you hide and watch other people's little daughters-in-law take a bath or something, it is a divine skill! Yang Zeyi reluctantly ruled out this, because it has no effect on whether he can go home or not, can he hide and hide from home......

The "fire element" can refine weapons, can alchemy, and can also hold barbecue conferences anytime and anywhere, Yang Ze is very yearning for the profession of alchemist, but he has given up thinking about it. Because Yang Ze is deeply aware of the harmfulness of "drug abuse", "drug abuse" has no future, and he will definitely not be able to rely on "drug abuse" to go home. If the soul is killed or not, Yang Ze doesn't know. There are only three types left: "Wood Element", "Ice Element", and "Thunder Element". "Wood element" is conducive to plant growth and recovery, Yang Zeda did not consider it at the beginning, and he does not engage in the three rural industries, who chooses who is stupid. As for the two special elements of "Ice Element" and "Thunder Element", they are not useful except for keeping food fresh for outings, and for pretending to be forced to kill them. In the end, Yang Ze found that none of them could help him go home. Yang Ze simply covered the quilt and slept first......

Tossing and turning, turning left and again, I just can't sleep. Yang Ze was very unwilling, he wanted to do something, but he didn't know what to do. Leave it to fate, let God choose which element you should cultivate. Just do it, Yang Ze wrote the name of the element on seven slips of paper. Pour out the pen from the pen holder and put all seven paper balls in it...... Heavenly Spirit ...... Earth Spirit ...... The Buddha Jesus came to apparition...... Yang Ze kept shaking the pen holder while chanting words in his mouth. Yang Ze jumped for a quarter of an hour, picked up two pens in the shape of chopsticks, and quickly picked up a paper ball.

The time has come for the audience to witness the miracle...... Yang Ze slowly opened the paper ball in his heart. "Wood", it's too embarrassing...... It's so shameful...... Just now he said that he didn't engage in the three rural industries, and he chose "wood elements" who chose who was stupid, and in the end the biggest fool was Yang Ze himself. Yang Ze wanted to cry without tears, so he could only launch the self-hypnosis Dafa again: "This is not what I chose, this is not what I chose." It was Jesus and Buddha who they chosen, and they were stupid, and they were stupid first, "The industry of agriculture and agriculture is also good." Aren't many of the Crossing Emperors farming to grow the pinnacle of life? It's a big deal to plant a super bean to connect this planet with the earth. There is a precedent, there is a precedent, don't other people's children plant beans in the sky? Don't worry, let's not worry, it's a big deal to work hard and apply fertilizer a few times a day...... I have to admire Yang Ze's Ah Q spirit, which is a special skill that this benevolent brother was born with......

Yang Ze was bored, so he simply came to the river, and the moon was chased in the water on the riverbank. Looking at the reflection of the moon in the water, he suddenly picked up the big stone by the river and smashed it hard. This damn moon, it's not good to see you from the first time, how can you say that the moon looks like a "bird" like you, could it be that Chang'e changed her career to open a sex toy store...... It is unimaginable that whenever Yang Ze raised his head to look at the bright moon and looked down at his hometown with a melancholy groan, what he saw was a glowing, oversized ...... Chicken...... Bar......

Yang Ze still got up early the next day, it can be said that he is obedient, and it can also be said that he has strong adaptability. Now that he has chosen the aura attribute to be cultivated, he will no longer be in the middle of the day. On a two-meter boulder on the bank of the river, a handsome scholar-looking man posed in an unusually coquettish pose, only to see him with his hands behind his back and his eyes looking straight into the distance.

"What is he doing standing so high?"

"What is he doing, so stylish"

"He's been standing for a long time, why don't you tell him to come down and eat a cucumber first."

Yang Ze heard the chatter of the three aunts and six mothers-in-law below, and he wanted to die, and he couldn't wait to plunge into the water and be a salted fish and die. Doesn't it always be said in the novel that practicing martial arts will get twice the result with half the effort in the first ray of sunlight in the morning, and that it is necessary to take the meaning of purple qi coming from the east? Now Yang Ze's appearance is so embarrassing.

Time went back an hour, and Yang Zetian climbed onto this big stone before dawn, just to feel the purple qi coming from the east, so as to speed up the absorption of the "wood element" in the aura, but the problem came? How to absorb it? Yes, how to inhale, how to breathe, breathe hard! Yang Ze gasped for breath by his own cleverness. The third aunt and sixth aunt who were passing by were still intoxicated by Yang Ze's domineering Wang Ba, but suddenly saw Yang Ze gasping for breath......

"His third aunt, look at what's wrong with this young man, why is he suddenly panting?"

"His fourth aunt, this is going to be a big deal, I think eighty percent of them are asthma offenders, this disease is fatal, I heard that you have to save people with mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration, and then take a look, let me come if it doesn't work later."

"Let me come! I just ate garlic, it can be sterilized"

This is okay, Yang Ze suddenly petrified when he heard the conversation below, and he almost couldn't stand steadily. I didn't dare to come down, but the group of female perverts below were waiting for this Yang Ze's fat meat......

Theoretical knowledge is always just theory, and Yang Ze's first imperial qi cultivation was declared a fiasco. Yang Ze, who died before he could leave the school, was finally redeemed four hours later, because the arrival of Sai Xishi once again announced that the people were scattered as birds and beasts......

Yang Ze returned home physically and mentally exhausted, and he was considering whether to ask Feilong about cultivation again, but thinking of Feilong's disdainful look, he finally gave up......