Chapter 14 Bedwetting

Wei Jiaojiao has always liked Zhang Longfei, and always feels that Zhang Longfei is much better than her father. In the past, Wei Jiaojiao went to Zhang Longfei's house as a guest, and pestered Zhang Longfei to tell her stories when she had nothing to do.

"Second uncle, where have you been?" Wei Jiaojiao shouted happily.

"I'm going to work." Zhang Longfei put the hoe aside and sat down on the edge of the cool bed sideways.

"What do you do?" Wei Jiaojiao asked reluctantly.

"Weeding."

"What grass?"

"Green stalks, green leaves, a small white flower..."Zhang Longfei hummed involuntarily.

Wei Jiaojiao was suddenly overjoyed. She scrambled to her feet and tilted her head in thought for a moment. "I see, it's a dog's tail grass."

Zhang Longfei shook his head slowly, and said seriously: "No, no. Dog tail grass has only a tail and no flowers. ”

At this time, Zhang Tanchun also got up with a smile, and suddenly threw himself on Zhang Longfei's back, shouting loudly: "I know, I know." It's buckwheat flowers, it's buckwheat flowers, and my dad sang to me before. ”

"No, no. Buckwheat is not a grass, let alone a flower, buckwheat is used to eat, cook and eat. Zhang Longfei still shook his head seriously.

Wei Jiaojiao has never done farm work, and she basically can't distinguish the grains, let alone the weeds in the field. She scratched her ears and cheeks and thought for a while, and it was best to beg Zhang Longfei to tell her the answer.

When they heard that the grass with green stalks and green leaves was water cabbage, the two little girls cried out with joy. Although they still don't know what the cabbage looks like, Zhang Longfei has made them happy enough to tease them anytime and anywhere.

Taking advantage of the lingering interest, Wei Jiaojiao showed Zhang Longfei the dance she had recently practiced. Before Zhang Longfei could speak, Zhang Tanchun became interested in Wei Jiaojiao's dance, and pestered Wei Jiaojiao to teach her to dance.

Zhang Longfei saw that the two little girls were having fun, so he didn't bother them anymore. He reached out and picked up the old copy of "Dream of Red Mansions" at the head of the bed, looked at it like a baby, and then got up and walked back into the house.

The eldest daughter, Zhang Yuanchun, has already helped her grandmother Wei Chunhua make lunch. The second daughter, Zhang Yingchun, was still lying on the table writing her homework, silent. Zhang Longfei saw that his second daughter was studying so hard, and he was overjoyed, so he walked over gently.

Zhang Yingchun is not writing homework, it seems to be writing a diary, and the small graph paper is full of articles. Zhang Longfei peeked at it, but his face couldn't help but change greatly, and his heart sank.

My obnoxious cousin is coming to my house again. I'm very unhappy today. I don't know why I'm unhappy, but I'm just not. Her shoes are prettier than mine, her clothes are prettier than mine, and even her hair is longer than mine. Why did she come to my house? Isn't it good for her to stay at home by herself? I don't want her to come to my house at all. And my brother, I don't like him either. Our whole family likes him, but I just don't like him. He can't even speak, he knows how to sleep and sleep all day long, why does everyone like him so much? Is it because he's a boy? Hey, it hurts me to think about these bad things, and I can't be happy at all. If only I could have the magic wand of the little demon fairy. With a slight wave, all the worries are gone, and with a slight wave, all the happiness comes to me. But I also know that those are all deceptions and fakes. But it seems that only these deceptive things can bring me happiness. Hey, what should I do?

At this time, Zhang Yingchun also seemed to be aware of someone behind him. She hurriedly looked back and saw that it was her father standing behind her, his eyes seemingly fixed on his diary. Zhang Yingchun screamed in fright, and hurriedly reached out to cover his diary.

"Dad, what are you doing? Scared the hell out of me. Zhang Yingchun looked dissatisfied and glared at his father Zhang Longfei angrily.

"Have you done all your homework?" Zhang Longfei deliberately diverted the topic.

"It's all written."

"Well, Dad will take you to the lobster fishing back."

"Okay. Thank you Dad. Zhang Yingchun usually likes to play in the water the most, and he is even more interested in small fish and shrimp, and he can't put it down.

Zhang Longfei reached out and touched Zhang Yingchun's head, and sighed secretly. He knew that his second daughter was sensitive by nature, had a lot of thoughts, and seemed to be particularly fond of drilling.

Walking into the inner room of the hall, Zhang Longfei saw Lin Miaofeng sitting on the edge of the bed, muttering quietly with Lin Miaoxiang. Zhang Longfei coughed lightly and walked over without a sound.

When Lin Miaoxiang saw Zhang Longfei coming back, she was overjoyed, and said repeatedly: "Come, come." Long Fei, I have good news for you. ”

"Oh, what news can be as good as my son?" As he spoke, Zhang Longfei leaned over and hugged Zhang Xiaohun and held him in his arms.

"Would you just let him lie down on his own? Why do you have to hold it? Sooner or later, you're going to get used to bad things. Lin Miaofeng sat on the side and complained a little dissatisfied.

Zhang Longfei didn't even look at Lin Miaofeng, and teased Zhang Xiaohun to himself. After a while, he said leisurely: "Bad problems are habitual, they are all innate." Don't you say? Little bastard. As he spoke, Zhang Longfei flicked Zhang Xiaohun's soft face with his fingers.

"Hey, be careful when you speak, the children are still there." Lin Miaoxiang hurriedly stopped Zhang Longfei.

Only then did Zhang Longfei notice that Xiao Xichun was also nesting at the head of the bed, playing with the rag doll by himself. Zhang Xichun seemed to hear Zhang Longfei's words. She raised her head, blinked her big black eyes, and asked in a milky voice, "Dad, who is the little bastard?" Isn't it a brother? ”

When Zhang Longfei heard this, he thought it was broken. He hurriedly denied: "No, no. How can it be a younger brother? I'm talking about the fly that just flew in front of my eyes. ”

"Oh." Xiao Xichun replied in confusion, and lowered her head to play with her rag doll.

Lin Miaoxiang rolled her eyes at Zhang Longfei angrily, reached out and hugged Zhang Xiaohun from Zhang Longfei's arms, and gently put him on the bed.

Who knows, Xiao Xichun suddenly raised her head at this time and shouted at Zhang Longfei: "Dad, my brother wet the bed today, and he urinated on Sister Jiaojiao's face." ”

"Ahh

"My brother wetted the bed, and it urinated on Sister Jiaojiao's face. Sister Jiaojiao cried. Xiao Xichun thought that his father didn't hear his words clearly, so he deliberately repeated it.

Zhang Longfei suddenly laughed awkwardly. He raised his eyes and looked at Lin Miaofeng, and saw that Lin Miaofeng was also snickering secretly, so he said curtly: "This little guy, I'll just say it, I named him the right one." He's a complete little. ”

Now Zhang Xichun finally understood. She clapped her hands and exclaimed, "Haha, I know." Dad said that the younger brother was a little muddy, and Dad said that the younger brother was a little muddy. ”

Seeing this, Lin Miaoxiang suddenly had a black line on her face, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she glared angrily at Zhang Longfei who was clubbing to the side. Lin Miaofeng didn't know what to say at this time, so he had to reach out and hold Xiao Xichun in his arms, smiling alone.

Grandma Wei Chunhua saw that Wei Jiaojiao hadn't been a guest at home for a long time, so she deliberately cooked a few more dishes. When lunch time came, the family happily gathered around the table.

At this time, Zhang Longfei saw a plate of soybean sprouts fried vermicelli on the table, and his heart moved, so he smiled and said to Zhang Yingchun beside him: "Girl, Dad gave you a riddle to guess?" ”

It's just that before Zhang Yingchun could respond, Wei Jiaojiao, who was sitting opposite, was happy first, and shouted loudly, yes, yes.

Zhang Yingchun didn't speak, just blinked and looked at Zhang Longfei with big black eyes. Seeing this, Zhang Longfei smiled slightly, and then raised his hand and touched Zhang Yingchun's head.

"There are roots that do not fall,

There are leaves that do not bloom.

It is said that it is a dish,

It is not planted in the garden. ”

After speaking, Zhang Longfei didn't forget to add: "I'll give you a hint first, this mystery is what you often eat." ”

Zhang Yingchun put his little hand on his cheek, looking serious and thinking. After a while, she suddenly exclaimed happily, "I know, it's cauliflower." ”

"No, no. Cauliflower is planted on the ground. Zhang Longfei's head shook like a drum.

"It's water cabbage." The third daughter Zhang Tanchun, who was sitting on the side, suddenly burst out. She seemed to remember what her father had told her and Wei Jiaojiao earlier.

Xiao Xichun saw it on the side, and repeated the words of the third sister with a smile: "Water cabbage, water cabbage." ”

Zhang Longfei once again vetoed the answer of his third daughter Zhang Tanchun, which made several girls present fall into deep thought, all of them scratching their ears and cheeks. Lin Miaofeng saw him on the side, and he felt very warm in his heart. She felt that this seemed to be the atmosphere that a normal family should have.

At this time, Wei Jiaojiao suddenly raised her little hand high and shouted excitedly: "I know, I know." ”

"Oh, is it? Then you say. Zhang Longfei tapped Wei Jiaojiao with the chopsticks in his hand.

"It's soybean sprouts. Right? Wei Jiaojiao looked proud and seemed to be very proud.

"Yes, yes. Or we're smart, awesome. Zhang Longfei couldn't help but applaud again and again, praising Wei Jiaojiao vigorously. It's just that as soon as the words fell, Zhang Longfei realized that something was wrong.

I saw that Zhang Xichun's face was flushed, and there were tears in his eyes, and he was about to fall. When Lin Miaoxiang saw it, she hurriedly handed Zhang Xiaohun in her hand to Lin Miaofeng beside her and hugged her. He got up and walked to Zhang Xichun's side, leaned over and whispered a few words in her ear. Zhang Xichun calmed down a little and didn't let the tears fall.

"Just eat well, what's the riddle?" As she spoke, Lin Miaoxiang reached out and twisted Zhang Longfei's ear. Zhang Longfei deliberately pretended to be in pain, and screamed "oops".

When the children present saw Zhang Longfei's grinning appearance, they all laughed happily. Zhang Yingchun seemed to have forgotten the unpleasantness just now, and also giggled.

After lunch, Lin Miaofeng left with Wei Jiaojiao. Zhang Tanchun seemed to be very reluctant to Wei Jiaojiao. She sent Wei Jiaojiao to the entrance of the village, and walked home reluctantly until she couldn't see Wei Jiaojiao's figure.