007, I wish you all a good year in the Year of the Pig (the first update, ask for recommendation votes)
"Wow, you guys have a big problem, what do you mean by a 'tire duo'?! Don't slander my reputation, I'm just a handsome guy who has hundreds of girlfriends and hasn't held hands. On the way to run, Yu Zhou smiled and bragged about the barrage.
[Come on, go up and moisten the yellow urine, and the retreat of diabetes can't let him taste the sweetness. γ
[Still a few hundred girlfriends? I think you want to eat fart! Just two! γ
[Boom, little brother, I can be your girlfriend, provided you can't dislike me as a boy. γ
[Upstairs, want to love, love boldly, gender is not a problem, come on, I support you in fencing with the anchor. γ
"Play and play, make trouble, don't joke about the attention, dear babies, little hands to pay attention, I don't have anything to bless everyone, I wish you a good year this year."
[Wait, natal year? Are you saying we're piglets? γ
γOver the dung!γ Not only do you lose a following, but you also lose an audience, and in order to punish you, backhand gives you a gift. Lao Tzu will also give away airplane Γ1. Come on, the anchor has good skills, and the people are still sassy, I like you as a sassy pig. γ
"Thank you to the owner! I wish the boss twice as happy in his natal year, Lao Tzu loves you. β
Lao Tzu doesn't like boys! Unless... You be a girlfriend. γ
The popularity of the live broadcast room is rising rapidly.
...
"Little brother! There's a motorbike in front! β
Talking and laughing, he cooed.
βGOGOGOοΌβ
The two ran to the car, and Yu Zhou strode forward.
"Little fairy, get in the car, I'll take you to Jedi drag racing, and if you see the taillights, I'll lose."
Goo Gu didn't get into the car, stared at him with big eyes and said, "Little brother, can you let me drive?" β
"Okay, you go."
"Okay!" Coo-coo's happy duck batch, sat in the car, "Little brother, let me tell you, I can drive steadily, people give me the nickname Fujiwara Tuogu, the most beautiful boy in our village to drive, no one can see my exhaust." β
"That is, the boss must be driving steadily..."
Bang!
Moto start.
Two seconds later, hit the wall.
Yu Zhou swallowed the next words.
This boss profoundly reflected a truth to Yu Zhou, as long as you have enough food, you can't keep up with the touting.
Coo-coo looked a little embarrassed.
It hadn't taken two steps before it overturned...
"Motorcycles are really difficult to drive, it's easy to crash, and after all, the starting point is very close to the wall, even if a top master like Wei Jiang comes, it is inevitable to hit the wall." Yu Zhou said in a deep voice, and that tone seemed to be true.
Believe it or not, he's about to believe it himself!
For the sake of this rookie boss, he was tired of finding a reason.
Add money! You have to add money to be worthy of his dog-licking behavior!
[Promise me, don't lick it, okay?] γ
[Anchor: If I don't lick you twice, you don't know I'm a licking dog! ] γ
[Resolutely resist this kind of dog licking behavior, the anchor wants a man, you should tell her bluntly - this is a motorcycle problem.] γ
[Why do I think this female boss's voice is a little familiar with Yazi.] γ
"Huh?" Goo-goo's eyes widened and he blinked, "Is that so?!" β
"Yes." Yu Zhou nodded, "Little fairy, judging from your performance on such a small road just now, you are definitely a Jedi old driver, a driving skill thief..."
Bang!
The car that had just started crashed into the wall again!
Yu Zhou's skull hurts.
You can't fight for it! I'm looking for excuses for you, but you're an actor, and you turn a blind eye to the ones who deserve to perform with me!
No, she's not an actress, she's a real dish.
Cai Gu Kun!
Promise me not to drive in the future, okay?
Of course, you can only think about it, after all, this is the boss.
"No, there's something wrong with this car!" Yu Zhou's voice aggravated, attracting the doubtful life of Gu Gu, "It should be a bug in the data of this car, after all, the black hole company, the spicy chicken is very good, so it is so difficult to drive, otherwise with your ability, little fairy, how can you hit the wall twice?" Definitely a problem with this car. β
After hearing Yu Zhou's words, Gu Gugu, who fell into autism, seemed to have a new life in his life, and he suddenly cheered up.
"Yes, yes, I also think so, this car is so difficult to drive!" Coo-coo nodded in agreement.
Yu Zhou was tired.
Big brother, you really believe what I said!
Please, don't be a desert in your heart, okay?
"It's okay, with your skills, there are no problems driving this car." Yu Zhou smiled.
"I think so too." Coo-goo clenched his little fists and cheered himself up.
Going backwards again.
Fortunately, this time it finally drove out.
Yu Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, if he hit it again, he didn't know what excuse to use.
The two of them drove a car, wandering around the mountains.
I don't know if it's because Goo Goo is really Fujiwara Takugo, or if she drove relatively slowly, passing by the mountains and forests, she really didn't overturn.
Yu Zhou was a little relieved.
It's good if you don't roll over.
"Eh, I said, where are you going, little fairy!" YU ZHOU INTERRUPTED IN THE 'HAN RED STYLE'.
He saw that the coo was steady, and he interacted with the barrage.
When he opens the map, good fellow!
Obviously, she was going to go to the closed city, but she was forced to go to Painan.
Are you a Jedi idiot who can't read a map? Or is it Moto Taiye, who has the idea to drive towards Painan?
"Ahh I... Misread. Goo looked at the map, blushing.
It's terrible, and it's a sense of shame.
"It's okay, the map of the rainforest is too green, and it affects the vision." Yu Zhou smiled softly.
The warm voice of the duck batch moved the coo.
Mama, I'm in love again!
Coo-coo immediately turned his head.
"The little fairy drives so steadily, it is worthy of Fujiwara Tuogu, this car skill, I am in the next respect." Yu Zhou admired, "It is a blessing for me to be able to meet someone as good as the little fairy..."
Before Yu Zhou finished speaking, suddenly the car flew up!
This is the legendary QQ Speed?!
"Little brother, have you ever seen a car falling from the sky?" Coo-coo-he
Suddenly!
In front of the car was a big tree!
After pondering for a moment, Yu Zhou made a quick decision, regardless of the high speed, and jumped out of the car directly.
Bang!
The health bar suddenly dropped to silk blood.
But not dead.
He is indeed the chosen one! It's not in vain to rush so much to the game, this is the ability of money! Yu Zhou breathed a sigh of relief.
"Eh, eh!" When she saw the big tree in front of her, she panicked and wanted to control the car, but it was useless, she opened her eyes wide and watched the car fly past.
And then - bam!
Slam into the tree.
Goo Goo was forced to get out of the car.
The amount of blood did not drop as much as Yu Zhou's, but it also dropped by half.
She breathed a sigh of relief.
If you don't die...
After the car hit the tree, it bounced back because of the elastic potential energy.
Bang!
Goo Gugu took a hard blow to the speeding car he had caused.
HP is reduced by half.
The car expressed its hatred for what she had done indiscriminately and smashed it again.
And soβ
"'Fierce Girl Goo' knocked herself down for driving a car."
Yu Zhou: "..."
Elegant!
The show of the top flowers!
Silence.
Yu Zhou stood there and made a first-aid kit.
Why don't you go and pull goo goo first, you say?
She was stunned.
You have to give her a buffer time.
It's best not to disturb her.
Let her be quiet.
Coo-goo lay on the ground, standing messy in the wind.
Doubting life.
Pondering how we should blow up this broken car!
Rollovers are certainly not her problem!
The little brother is right, there is definitely something wrong with the data of this car.
Hum!
"Little brother, come and save me! I'm going to die! Gugugu, who reacted, panicked when he saw his rapidly flowing blood.
She's already fallen three times!
"I'm coming!" Yu Zhou's anxious voice sounded in his ears.
Ten seconds later.
Yu Zhou helped up and cooed.
Coo-goo looked at the motorcycle indignantly.
"Hmph, broken car! Watch me beat you to death! β
Da-da-da-da!
Gunshots rang out.
The coo in front of Yu Zhou suddenly fell to the ground.
Looking at the appearance of himself falling to the ground, he was stunned.
What's going on!
If you take a taxi yourself, you can still be killed?
Could it be that the car has a rebound effect? The bullet bounced?
Yu Zhou's eyes tightened, and the M4 in his hand turned in the direction of 135.
"Someone!"