Chapter 38: 10,000 Critical Damage

"Ahem."

Probably feeling a little embarrassed, Hua Pipi coughed lightly to hide his gaffe.

Looking at Su Youluan's appearance, it seems that he still doesn't know his life experience, of course, after all, he drank Meng Po soup, how can he still remember the past, thinking that the incident back then caused a big mess in the world, hey......

"By the way, how did you know I was a woman?"

Hua Pipi asked curiously, if Su Youluan's mana awakened and found out that she was a woman, then it would be reasonable, but the main thing is that her mana has not awakened yet, what is going on?

"It's very simple, first of all, I found out that you don't have an Adam's apple, secondly, you are too beautiful, and finally, and most importantly, this is what makes me sure that you are a woman, that is, you are wearing too sassy bags. Just ask, what man likes to make himself so showy? ”

"That's all?" Hua Pipi feels that he has failed a little, and it is really unpleasant to meet the dreamy luan!

"Of course not, didn't I admit it to myself?"

Su Youluan still didn't forget to hurt her two sentences, she had delayed her eating food before, don't think that she could be dissipated by inviting her to eat, the tea with chili oil that Hua Pipi drank, and the current loss words, are all doubled!

Hua Pipi received 10,000 points of critical damage at this time, and it seems that next time he will install a fake Adam's apple, plus a mask, and clothes...... Try to dress as low-key as possible, she secretly wrote down these things in her heart.

"Then do you still recognize me as a fellow Daoist?" Shu Youluan asked seriously.

"Of course, I'll take care of the rest of your life." Hua Pipi patted her chest very righteously.

"That sounds ......"

"What's wrong?" Hua Pipi still looked nervous, and Mang looked at Su Youluan blankly, "Did I say the wrong thing again?" ”

"It's fine." Su Youluan shook her head secretly, she was afraid that she would hurt Hua Pipi's glass heart again.

The two walked to the counter with a smile, "Shopkeeper, how much?" Hua Pipi asked.

The shopkeeper hurriedly crackled and made an calculation, and said with a smile: "Guest officer, a total of one hundred and twenty taels of silver." ”

"No need to look for it." Hua Pipi took out a silver ticket of one hundred taels directly from his sleeve and handed it to the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper took it with a smile and took a closer look, and in the next second, his face suddenly froze.

"Guest officer, there's only one hundred taels here."

"Yes, it's a hundred taels." Hua Pipi smiled, his face was light.

"Hehe, don't be funny, guest officer, you are such a stupid person...... Belch...... Rich, is there still a little bit of money? ”

The shopkeeper kept rubbing his hands together and smirked again and again. Shu Youluan stood aside and watched, thinking: If the fish can laugh, this is probably the case, right?

"Hmph, shopkeeper, are you stupid to me?"

Shopkeeper: "......"

Don't you just think you're stupid?

Hua Pipi sneered: "Although your food here is quite delicious, it costs one hundred and twenty taels of silver as soon as you open your mouth?" Are you a liar? ”

"This big table of dishes, in my opinion, is only more than 70 taels of silver at most, and giving you 100 taels is also cheaper for you, the shopkeeper, I advise you, don't be too greedy."

"Ahaha, guest officer, what you said is what you said, what you said is, then you go slowly, come back next time!"

"Humph!"

Hua Pipi crutched Su Youluan's hand and strode out of Baiwei Zhai.

The shopkeeper was a little embarrassed, it seemed that he had lost his eyes, but he didn't expect it, not only is this not a stupid master with a lot of money, but also a knowledgeable person.

It's no wonder that the two of them are all dressed extraordinarily, how can this little trick not be dismantled? I blame myself for being too anxious, hey, it's hard to make money.

"Shopkeeper! Oh no, no! A young man hurried over, still yelling loudly.

"I'm not good, I'm fine! What is the ghost called? The shopkeeper's head was suddenly beating, and he said angrily, "Didn't I tell you to be steady and steady?" Panicked, what's wrong? ”