Chapter 59: Horse Manure Packs
There is a way that people are under the low eaves, how dare they not bow their heads.
Huang Zheng's dark and heavy face instantly became bright and bright, and he smiled and said: "Yang Daxia, this kung fu is really high, the end is superb, the dragon sees the head and does not see the end, you are a villain, ignore the adult, let ...... go"
I saw that Yang Xiu's two eyebrows were almost tangled in one place, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and he said evilly: "What do you call me?" Swordsman? ”
Huang Zheng nodded like pounding garlic and said, "Yang Daxia......."
The corners of Yang Xiu's mouth rose, he squatted down in a good mood, his cheeks were close, and he met Huang Zheng's eyes.
Huang Zheng tried hard to pull out a harmless smile, for fear that he would annoy Yang Xiu again and be forced to eat that unpalatable marigold paste again.
Although Jiaojiao later said that although marigold paste smells bad, it is a rare medicine to defeat fire and reduce swelling, but this taste is really flattering......
Seeing that Huang Zheng was smiling so much that he couldn't see his teeth, it was very hypocritical, and the man was in a good mood and depressed again, so he pouted and said, "Master has never seen such an ugly woman since he was a child......"
This is the third time that Yang Xiu dislikes Huang Zheng for being ugly, and he does not shy away from it, let alone consider that Huang Zheng's self-esteem has been hurt.
Huang Zheng, who was originally quite confident in his beauty restoration plan, instantly flattered his face with a smile that flattered him, like a fine blue and white porcelain, instantly shattered into powder, and he couldn't fight it back.
Yang Xiu sighed, his white teeth shook Huang Zheng's eyes in a panic, because his hands were tied, the speed of his feet was faster than his brain's thinking again, his body arched, arched like a carp, quickly bounced up his right leg, and kicked Yang Xiu's face with his right foot.
Yang Xiuwan didn't expect that Huang Zheng, who was tied, actually had the strength to fight back, and this kick was a little caught off guard, and he couldn't dodge, so he hurriedly reached out and grabbed Huang Zheng's ankle.
Huang Zheng screamed "ah".
At first, Yang Xiu thought that it was because he grabbed the girl's ankle, which was a little out of line, which caused Huang Zheng to shout in shame;
Seeing the fine sweat oozing from Huang Zheng's forehead, he realized that it was not a problem of "shyness".
Sweeping open the loose sock opening, Yang Xiu found that the girl's ankles were swollen like steamed buns, and they were bruised.
You don't have to guess to know that he must have put a lot of effort into "punishing" himself, but he hurt his own foot instead.
Yang Xiu couldn't help but purse his lips and said mockingly: "Self-inflicted, you can't live, why don't you hurt to death!! ”
Huang Zheng's face became even more ugly.
The man picked up a round mushroom-like spores from the root of a tree, and without even wiping off the dust that fell on it, he directly crushed and pasted it on Huang Zheng's swollen feet, which was gray and sticky, not to mention how disgusting it was.
Huang Zheng wanted to withdraw his foot, but was pressed by Yang Xiu, and couldn't help but be annoyed: "Yang Yimao, what did you put on my foot, don't let go!" ”
Yang Xiu let out a cold snort from his nose and mocked: "With our friendship, what do you think I will put in it?" This is called a horse manure bag, only the perennial horse dung and horse urine accumulate to grow this thing, it smells very bad, just right for your stinky temper......"
"Yang Yimao! You are horse manure, and your whole family is horse manure; Your body stinks, you even stink your hair......" Huang Zheng scolded angrily, and his face changed from simple black to colorful.
Yang Xiu put his hand into his arms and took it out, and when he took it out again, there was already a small yellow flower in his hand, which was inserted in his ear with a flowing breath, and said with a smile: "Master, I am a flower, you are horse manure, my flower will not be inserted in your horse manure, what can you do?" ”