Tang Jing looked at the person in front of him blankly.

Dressed in a red robe, holding a book in his left hand and a pen in his right hand, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a goatee on his face, and a black high hat, the most eye-catching thing is the judgment on the high hat.

Tang Jing stammered and asked, "Urge... Urging the judges?"

"It's me. ”

"Oh, it's really you, it's as heroic as the legend. Wow! This is the legendary book of life and death? What kind of material is it made of? The hook pen is also handsome. I'm so glad to see you, although I want to talk to you, but there are still important things at home, so I won't bother and say goodbye. ”

Tang Jing stood up, clasped his fists, and was about to leave after saluting.

Judge Cui put the black judge's pen in his right hand on the pen holder and tapped the table a few times, "Don't pretend, sit down!"

Tang Jing sighed and asked, "Am I really dead?"

Judge Cui picked up the black thermos cup on the right hand side of the table, took a sip, glanced at him, and asked, "What do you think?"

I think it's a fart, why are you sitting in front of me, what do you think? Just your blue face, no matter how much you drink ginseng and goji berries, you don't know it?

Tang Jing sat down again, and asked weakly, "How did you die?"

"Death. ”

The judge swiped the void with his right hand, grabbed the void with his hand, and a latest Apple mobile phone appeared, his fingerprint was unlocked, he skillfully clicked on a web page, rummaged through it, and finally stayed on a news, put the mobile phone on the desk, turned it three hundred and sixty degrees, gently pushed the mobile phone in front of Tang Jing with his right hand, and raised his head slightly to signal Tang Jing to look at it himself.

Tang Jing picked up her phone and looked at it.

Guangshi Lieqi Network: Our agency received a message in the early morning that in the early hours of tonight, a case of lightning death occurred in the suburbs of the northern city of Guangzhou.

Here are a few illustrations.

In the picture, a young man with a somewhat thin body is passing through an intersection when he suddenly stops pointing his right hand to the sky, and then a flash of lightning disappears......

Only a black pit about one meter wide and a pile of black ash were left at the scene.

Thankfully, the intersection is still some distance away from the residential area, so no other damage was caused except for the death of the person concerned.

In response to this matter, all parties also expressed their views on this matter.

Hua Called Beast: This young man is pretending to be thirteen excessively at a glance, which causes the wrath of the heavens and rains down thunder punishments, and the right finger to the sky is the best evidence.

Hua called the beast and reminded you of your friends: Although it is good to pretend to be x, please don't overdo it.

Tang Jing: ............

Some netizens said: Hua called the beast is a two-to-one, this person is obviously a cultivator, walking in the human world, feeling the red dust road, passing by the crossroads, suddenly realizing the true meaning of life, so he pointed to the sky with one hand, summoned thunder, and intended to survive the thunderstorm, and since then he has jumped out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, and is free in the world.

Obviously, this fellow Daoist has failed, and my cultivation realm has lost another great power, which is really sad, lamentable!!

Tang Jing: ............

There are also netizens who left messages: Upstairs cultivating immortals, your mother asked you to go home for dinner, seeing that your message is more than four o'clock in the morning, you don't sleep at night, and you still cultivate immortals, waiting to die. There is also a Chinese beast that is two to x2.

Tang Jing: ............

There are also technical nerds who have published their own hair: this person should be a technical nerd, there must be something black technology that can attract thunder and lightning, look at his skilled one-finger Tianbi middle finger, must often do this, the action is done in one go, only repeated invention and creation, and repeated experiments, in order to achieve such an effect. It is obvious that he succeeded, but alas, a great invention has just been created, and then it disappears into heaven and earth with its owner, which is really a loss for my generation. Finally, I would like to add: Hua Beast is two to x3.

Some netizens also said: Although I don't know what eggs are pulled upstairs in the shrimp, it does not prevent the fact that Hua is called a beast is a two-to-two x4.

In just half of the night, netizens from all sides have had thousands of speculations about the cause of death of the deceased, and casually add that the number of likes for Hua Calling Beast has exceeded 100,000, and it is still rising steadily.

Tang Jing: ...............

"So I'm dying with my life?"

The magistrate nodded heavily.

The magistrate also looked at Tang Jing's information on the life and death book with a little headache.

Tang Jing's parents died when she was ten years old, refused to be raised by relatives, and returned to live in Guanxi Town with her grandparents.

Grandpa died at the age of thirteen! Grandma died at the age of seventeen.

After disregarding, the teacher, the class teacher, the director of teaching, and persuaded him to resolutely give up his studies and return to Guangshi alone.

Three years later, he became the head chef of the Luohua Hotel.

No smoking, no drinking, no clubbing, occasional games, wilderness survival, etc. In addition to food every month, other wages and dividends are supported in poor mountainous areas.

At the age of twenty, he met the real destiny goddess, because of the huge gap between the two sides, he began to work hard, and he was worth hundreds of millions of dollars for six years.

Twelve years later, he has a son and two daughters, worth billions. In the midst of the country's major reform, we seized the opportunity to rise strongly and take charge of a 10 billion giant ship.

In the same year, he retired to his son to take care of it, and he took his wife around the world to experience the customs and culture of various places, and his wife died at the age of eighty-nine, and he also chose to die, and his wife died on the same day, ending his legendary life!

Judge Choi softened his forehead.

A good young man, not good to live to marry Bai Fumei, to reach the pinnacle of life, has to die, become a pile of black ashes! A pile of black ash can help you return to yang? Let you be resurrected into honeycomb coal? Can walk and talk honeycomb coal? That is also the rhythm of being burned to ashes, isn't that back to the starting point?

Tang Jing's unnatural death, her longevity has not been exhausted, and she has done a lot of good things, and she has a lot of merit...... If you drown, walk and fall to death, or choke to death by drinking brain platinum, this will help you return to yang and make a suspended animation, isn't everything in the past?

"Well, why don't you be an errand boy in my underworld? When you go to reincarnate after three hundred and forty years, your cooking skills seem to be good, how about I let you go to be a secretary for Meng Po, Meng Po is a beautiful woman in my underworld. ”

Because Meng Po changed the Meng Po soup many times, it became more and more difficult to drink, and many ghosts vomited after drinking, making the ghosts not talk about reincarnation, and the water quality of the Lechuan River was also greatly affected.

Xiuwei is stronger than her, and he was also sentenced: "Don't talk if you look ugly, kneel." ”

Hell, most of them are extremely hideous.

Even his beloved daughter, who was not afraid of the ground that day, was sentenced: "Don't talk if you have small breasts, kneel." ”

If Tang Jing goes and uses his cooking skills to help improve the Meng Po soup, this matter is promising, and Tang Jing's matter can be solved.

As soon as the judge pondered in his heart, he felt that he was really a fucking genius.

Judge Cui, who felt that there was a lot to be done, persuaded him more diligently: "Look, the underworld is on an errand, a civil servant, the RV is all included, and the boss is still a big beauty." Maybe you can still be unspoken rules, big beauty, 36d, when the time comes, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the pinnacle of life, there is wood, isn't it beautiful? When you have worked for three hundred and forty years, you can also choose to be reincarnated, and then with your merits, it will be easy and simple to reincarnate in a good child.

The more the judge spoke, the more excited he became, he had already stood up from his seat, and the whole person was crawling on the desk, his face almost touching Tang Jing's face.

Tang Jing stretched out his hand with a disgusted expression, put it on the forehead of the judge, stood up, and pushed him back into the seat.

"So I should have three hundred and forty years to live?"

"Don't make a fuss, how can a person live to be three hundred and sixty years old, it's just that the time in the underworld is five times slower than that in the yang world, and you should have sixty-eight years of yang life. ”

"Meaning, I should be in the yang world now, and I won't come here until I live another sixty-eight years, right?"

"However, if you die and die yourself, you in the yang world have been wiped out, and your information and files will not be able to return until your life is exhausted, and you can be reincarnated and reincarnated in the form of another person or creature. Otherwise, if you go back now, you will not be allowed by the laws of the yang world, this is reincarnation, and no one can disobey it!"

"If I hook your name information now, I will violate the law and disturb the reincarnation, and I can't afford it, and Lord Yama can't afford it, so now you, there is no place for you in the yang world, and you are redundant in the underworld, understand?"

"In this cycle of reincarnation, there can only be less, not more, more may cause the collapse of the cycle, I dare not bet, neither does Lord Yama dare to bet, nor does the entire underworld and yang world. Of course, it's not all bad, you can be regarded as an alternative to jump out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, how can you be like those ancient powers, isn't it a little cool?"

I'm cool to your sister!" Tang Jing scolded angrily in her heart.

"So you only need to stay in the underworld for three hundred and forty years, and everything will be back on track. ”

Tang Jing still didn't give up and asked, "Is there any other way?"

"Basically, no. ”

"Basic?"

"Unless there is an Unbounded Mighty One who will help you break down the barriers of the world and travel to other worlds, not on our side, then you can start over and be free from heaven and earth. ”

Tang Jing was overjoyed: "Haha Grandpa, what is the relationship between the two of us? This matter will trouble you, the mighty, it's not a matter of hooking the little thumb for Grandpa?" Look at you just cut through the void and take the mobile phone, it's called a relaxed and happy." ”

"I'm not familiar with you, and it's not your grandfather, we haven't known each other for more than an hour, so we have a fart relationship? Besides, even if labor and management cut off their fingers and toes, they won't be useless! World barriers, that's something that isolates the universe, and a little shrimp like me can reach it? I just use the strength of milk, I can't even touch it, let alone tear it, don't dream. ”

"No one can do it?" Tang Jing still didn't give up.

Crossing ah, properly open the harem, and walk on the pinnacle of life.

"Yes. ”

"Who. Tang Jing was ecstatic.

"Jizo King Bodhisattva. ”

"Oh... Oh. Tang Jing's eyes lit up as stars: "Where is his old man?" ”

Judge Cui rolled his eyes: "The ghost knows." ”

"That ghost knows, urge grandpa to tell me quickly, wait online in a hurry. ”

"Hell knows. The magistrate repeated these three words again, and the words were particularly heavy.

"Which the hell knows? Grandpa, tell me. Tang Jing was about to cry.

Urging grandpa to be angry: "How do labor and management know which ghost knows! The last time his old man appeared was more than 3,000 years ago. ”

Tang Jing felt that his IQ had been insulted, so he yelled at the judge: "If you don't know, you don't know, what the hell knows, the hell and his sister are all ghosts, is it interesting to sell this kind of boring waste cute?"

Judge: ............

"Who else can?"

"Do you know the Buddha?"

"Of course I do. Tang Jing replied affirmatively.

"That's easy, you can ask his old man to help you. ”

Tang Jing looked at the judge dumbfounded, he felt that his IQ had been insulted again.

Who on earth doesn't know the Buddha? Tang Jing covered his chest with his left hand, and pointed at the judge with his right hand, and his fingers were still shaking: "I... I... I... I ......"

The magistrate calmed down, took a sip of tea, and continued: "That is to say, Hongjun Ancestor, Bodhi Ancestor, Great Sage, Sanqing Daoist, Tongtian Sect Master...... Why don't you even come?"

Tang Jing slapped the table angrily: "Isn't that nonsense? ”

The inquisitor spread his hands and threw away a helpless look.

"Is it okay to urge the judge not to always sell this kind of nonsense?

"Anyway, there are only two paths, you choose. ”

"Okay, what else do you choose, take me to Meng Pona. After that, he pushed the door and went out.

"It is not heaven, it is not earth, it is heaven and earth, there is only one world, it is the underworld. The fate of the world, the underworld is determined, holding on is life and death, and letting go is reincarnation. Tang Jing sighed.

Judge Cui, who came out later, raised his eyebrows and said approvingly: "Very good! ”

Tang Jing didn't bother to reply to him, watching the ghosts who drifted dozens of centimeters off the ground come and go.

He suddenly thought of something and hurriedly looked at his feet.

Luckily, it was on both feet.

"The ones who are floating are all imps, and those who are a little capable are all on their feet. As for your special situation, although you are also a ghost, and you are a relatively weak ghost, but because your life is not over, there is no file for you in the underworld. ”

"When the longevity is exhausted, go to the underworld to report, establish a new file, see if there is any sin, serve a sentence for the guilty, and wait to pay off all the sins before going to reincarnation. ”

"You're a bit like a stowaway, if you don't follow me, you'll be eaten when you go out, and if you don't have an identity, you're eating for nothing, a typical free lunch. Judge Cui explained to Tang Jing in a gloomy tone.

Tang Jing's body trembled, and he made a decision, where the judge is, he will appear there.

Seeing that the goal was achieved, Judge Cui nodded with satisfaction and walked past Tang Jing.

Tang Jing walked and looked at the environment as he walked.

Overhead, something resembling a moon in the sky was emitting a faint blue glow that lit up the entire ancient complex.

This is a small city, and there are many small courtyard houses in it, and the small courtyard houses are only relative to the whole city. The smallest set of courtyard houses is about 1,000 square meters.

Tang Jing suddenly turned around and looked back, gasping after just one look.

Just behind Tang Jing just walked out, a palace covering an area of about 20 acres, with red walls and bricks, the same style as those palaces in the Forbidden City, with red lanterns hanging along each tile, and the sky is a little gray in the world, which is very dazzling, with gardens and ponds inside.

There's a modern swimmer?

Seeing Tang Jing staring at the pool, the judge said embarrassedly, "That was added by the little girl's stubbornness." This is my private mansion, but it is only a very small part of the underworld, and it is because of your special situation that I brought you here, not the Hall of Judgment. ”

Tang Jing looked at the palace behind him, and then looked at the road in front of him, which was hundreds of meters wide and nearly 10,000 meters long, and at the end of the road was a huge city gate.

Tang Jing turned her head to look at the judge a little stiffly, and stammered and asked, "It's all your family?"

The judge looked up proudly: "Of course." ”

Looking at the ghost soldiers on the street who were patrolling back and forth with spears, he swallowed and spat: "These are also your family?"

The judge threw his hands behind his back and put them behind his back: "Yes." ”

Tang Jingmeng overtook Judge Cui, turned around, knelt on one knee, raised his head with both hands in fists, and said loudly: "Father-in-law is above, please accept the worship of my son-in-law." ”

The magistrate was suddenly petrified, and the ghost soldiers who were patrolling were collectively petrified.

The magistrate, who came to his senses three seconds later, waved his hand: "Someone has sunk this kid into the Lechuan River." ”

When Tang Jing heard this, she immediately got up and patted the dust on her left knee: "Let's go, hurry up, it's important to get down to business." ”

With that, he walked forward, as if nothing had happened.

The corners of the judge's mouth twitched a few times, waved his hand and waved away the ghost soldier who was about to come up to arrest people, looking at the straight figure in front of him, flying up is a kick.

"Ahh ”

Tang Jing, who was walking, directly crawled to the ground with a dog eating, and then felt something step on his body.

The magistrate suddenly turned around, looked at Tang Jing who was crawling on the ground in surprise, and asked with concern: "Tang Jing, what's wrong with you, why did you fall to the ground if you are fine?" Get up quickly, be careful of catching a cold, we still have business to do, business matters, business matters." After saying that, he walked to the huge city gate with a comfortable face.

Tang Jing, who got up, gestured his middle finger to the back of the judge, and then limped to follow.

On the fourth floor of the huge palace behind her, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl was rolling on a pink bed, beating the sheets from time to time, and the crisp laughter kept coming out of her mouth, and only after two minutes did she stand up with the sheets, and wiped the tears that did not exist in the corners of her eyes with her white jade-like hands.

"This guy is so interesting. ”

A cute ball head, smooth forehead, a pair of beautiful Danfeng eyes, delicate melon seed face, moderate Qiong nose, small but red lips, people can't help but want to rush up and take a bite, the only regret is that her face is too white, white as jade, no blood.

One hundred and sixty-seven centimeters tall, wearing a short T-shirt, there are two big characters "Juru" on the chest of the T-shirt, a pair of light cyan jeans, with a pair of white sneakers, she is simply a young and invincible beautiful girl, she is the pearl of the warbler, the pearl of the judge, the little witch of the underworld.

Since Tang Jing was brought back by the judge, she found out, you must know that her father never takes official business home to deal with it, and finally met once, how could she miss it?